Heaven-Defying Training System
Chapter 140: Here comes the little poem
Xu Feng is still the same as before these few days, there is no big difference, as if he is doing a routine, doing repetitive things.That night Xu Feng was lying on the sofa, and he didn't know what he was thinking. He just lay down and didn't make much movement.
Early the next morning, before Zhou Ning'er woke up, Xu Feng chatted with two buddies, one fat and one thin.
"Xu Feng, it's great to be a roommate with you! I've lived here for so many days, but I still can't believe that this is the Martial God Academy. How do you say that? , the whole family ascended to heaven!" said the little fat man King Kong in disbelief.
"It's just that your whole family has ascended to heaven, and your eight generations of ancestors have ascended to heaven. How should I put it, I prefer to live in the small dormitory before. Look at Zhou Ning'er, who lives here. I'm really afraid that one day my virginity will be destroyed. This girl took it away, so let’s forget about my bad temper, and I still have to rely on me. I finally became a popular male god, and I have an extra girlfriend out of thin air. You say you are not angry, but I am a simple little sheep. Look Now, everyone thinks I'm a scumbag." Xu Feng said bitterly, but he didn't dare to make too much noise, if he woke up that little aunt, he would have no peace for the whole day.
"Okay, don't get cheap and act good. I still want to have a beautiful young lady who clings to me every day. You are more than one. Look at that little poem, a pair of eyes can't wait to stick to you, it's not like you can't see it , Believe it or not, that girl will live in just these two days, just wait and enjoy the hugs left and right, attracting bees and butterflies every day, and don’t worry about the brothers, King Kong and I are still single, if you want No, introduce one to me?" Bamboo Pole was also joking aside.
"You can pull it down, go to them if you want, it would be even better if you can help me please this aunt, you said that every day, I have a good reputation, but I'm not talking about you, you don't look like a master Handsome, my cultivation base is not as high as my uncle's. It's better to count on myself than to count on you. Hey, I'm so annoying. Why does God want to make me so perfect? When will it be better to get rid of that aunt, so that there is nothing to stop me I have developed a male god!" Xu Feng said shamelessly.
"Afeng, how can you say that, my sister-in-law is so nice, virtuous, kind, and generous, the key is that she is as beautiful as a fairy, how can you say that about my sister-in-law, right?" King Kong said these words tremblingly .
Xu Feng didn't feel the change in the atmosphere, and he still said in a bad manner, "Fatty man, what kind of muscle is wrong, why are you still helping him? Can't you feel my pain?" Xu Feng glanced at it. The fat man took a look and found that something was wrong, so he turned around immediately.
"Xu Feng! How dare you despise Miss Ben! I...I'm going to kill you!" It turned out that Zhou Ning'er woke up and heard what they said.Xu Feng heard Zhou Ninger's roar, and shouted in his heart, no, let Zhou Ninger hear it, what should I do!Xu Feng was caught off guard by this sudden situation, so he could only look at the bamboo pole for help.
"Sister-in-law, Ah Feng, then...then we will leave first, you young couple should be harmonious, Brother Feng, hurry up, go and serve your sister-in-law, why are you standing still! We still have two tricks yesterday If you don’t have a thorough understanding, I won’t bother you two.” Ignoring Xu Feng’s begging gaze, Zhu Gan pulled King Kong’s head and ran away without looking back. They clearly felt a vague murderous aura in the room. Spread all over.
"Ding! The task of today's system update is to make Zhou Ning'er happy. After completing the task, you can get a character value of 300. The completion rate is 0/100. The time limit for the task is three hours."
"What system, why are you blindly releasing missions now? Is it broken? There's no way to fix this shitty girl-picking system." Xu Feng thought angrily.
"The system has detected that the character is suspected of insulting the system, please pay attention to your thoughts, otherwise the system will punish you!"
"Hey, I don't believe it anymore, let's see what your system can do to me, come on, punish me, I owe a beating, come on, ravage me to your heart's content!" Xu Feng turned on the ruffian mode .
"The system penalty mechanism is triggered, and the primary punishment thunder penalty enters the body and starts."
For a moment, Xu Feng seemed to have touched high-voltage electricity, and just a short moment made him limp on the ground. This kind of feeling really makes people not want to try it a second time. He, how could this be just a primary punishment.
"Are you afraid it's Yang Yongxin, the King of Thunder and Lightning? Are you going to fuck me up and try to kill me?" Xu Feng mentally slammed the system.
In this way, Xu Feng would have to lie on the bed for at least a month without being able to get out of bed.
"The system has detected that the host's physical condition is not good. It is recommended to use the rejuvenation pill produced by the system for conditioning. It can restore the host to its peak in at most 1 minute!"
"Professor, profiteer, are you trying to trick me on purpose, you have to punish me and let me buy your stuff? Don't even think about it!"
Although he said so, Xu Feng still opened the system store and searched for the Rejuvenation Pill, and it actually asked for 500 character points!This profiteer system gives two or three hundred character points for each mission, and now he has to pay for two missions, which is a hemorrhage. Even if he completes the mission of coaxing Zhou Ninger, he will lose 200 people At that time, Xu Feng was not happy about the quality, and once again called profiteers in his heart!
"Brother System! You are so black-hearted, do your parents know? I don't care, I don't want this black-hearted system anymore, just let me call it, and let me bleed, it's impossible, unbind, I want to unbind" Xu Feng said Well, prepare to lie down for a month, and joked with the system.
"The system has detected that the host has the desire to unbind the system. The system is about to unbind. The penalty for unbinding is the death of the host. The soul cannot enter reincarnation. Please confirm the unbinding again, yes/no?"
"Don't tell me, brother, brother, I'm kidding you, I'll buy it, isn't it good to buy it? You are the most powerful system in the world, how can I be willing to unbind you?" Xu Feng didn't expect the system to be so Time is so incomprehensible to be flexible, but it is taken seriously!
"Whether to unbind, if not confirmed within 30 seconds, unbind is selected by default."
"Don't tell me, no no no, I don't want to unbind, I still want to buy Chundan back, give me one, 500 is really affordable, I like this system." Xu Feng thought helplessly.
"The system detected that the host was suspected of teasing the system, and decided to punish it. The price of Rejuvenation Pill in the mall increased by 100 character value. Would the host buy it?"
"Buy, buy, buy, can't I buy it? If you're 1000 expensive, I'll buy it, okay? As long as you don't give me a second, you can ask me to do whatever you want. Coax Zhou Ning'er, right? I'll go right away!" Feng immediately understood that the system was playing tricks on him.
The Rejuvenation Pill was really powerful, and Xu Feng got up immediately after eating it to coax Zhou Ning'er.
Accidents always come so quickly.
"Dong dong dong!" Suddenly there was a knock on the door, startling Xu Feng who was in deep thought from the sofa.Xu Feng sat on the bed in a daze. Hearing the rapid knock on the door, he felt a little unbelievable. It's getting late now. Who would come to him?
Xu Feng thought for a long time, but did not come up with a result, so he had to give up.
"Who is it?" Because he couldn't figure it out, Xu Feng calmed down a bit, and then shouted towards the door. "Boom boom boom!"
The people outside the door seemed to be unable to hear Xu Feng's question, and they still insisted on knocking on the door.Hearing the continuous knocking on the door, Xu Feng felt a little impatient, but the knocking was unwilling to stop at all, so Xu Feng had no choice but to get up from the bed, walk to the door resignedly, and open it.
As soon as the door was opened, a gust of hot air rushed in. Xu Feng felt the scorching heat outside the door, which aggravated his original boredom. Although he felt very bored in his heart, Xu Feng didn't show it on his face, he just frowned. , and then still maintained his elegant posture.
"Hey, who is this? My door is not strong, and you are not light. If it breaks, you will have to pay me." It seemed to be an illusion for a moment, as if Xu Feng had learned how to change his face. Those impatient frowns just now turned into smiles all over his face.
"Ah! The door is finally open, but it's so hot that I'm dying." As soon as the door opened, Xiaoshi pushed herself in with her big and small bags, dropped the things in her hands, and kept Fanning himself.
"The weather is going to be so hot, I think the sunscreen I put on today will melt!" Xiaoshi complained dissatisfiedly, as if she realized that there were other people in this room, she turned her face and smiled apologetically Said, "Brother Xu Feng, long time no see, please take care of me."
Xu Feng hadn't realized what happened, he watched Xiaoshi's every move, and it was no surprise that he was already frightened by Xiaoshi, "Well, that, why are you here, and your... These things..." Xu Feng pointed to the things that Xiaoshi threw on the ground, and suddenly he didn't know how to organize his words, so he could only hope that Xiaoshi could understand what he wanted to know.
"Oh, what are you talking about!" Seeing Xu Feng's actions, Xiaoshi smiled at him and explained, "Didn't they notify you, because I haven't found a place yet, so they arranged for me to live in the house first?" You are here, I thought they had notified you, so I came here with something."
Xiaoshi looked at Xu Feng with a blank face, and asked again, "Brother Xu Feng, you...you really don't know?"
Xu Feng shook his head, expressing that he really didn't know. "Oh, it's okay. Anyway, I'm here now, so I'm the one who informed you. Where do I live, Brother Xu Feng?"
Xu Feng pointed to an empty room, and Xiaoshi immediately led things in without being polite at all.
Xu Feng has no idea how to deal with this situation, isn't this his home?Why didn't he know anything, and was arranged!
"Ding Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang..." Before Xu Feng had time to think about it, the phone rang, and Xu Feng had no choice but to give up and answer the phone.
"Hey, Xu Feng, I heard that Xiaoshi is going to live in your house. Is it true? What's going on? Tell me clearly!" Zhou Ninger's almost crazy voice rang out as soon as he answered the phone .
"It's like this at the moment, but I don't know exactly what's going on. I'll tell you after I ask you clearly. What do you think?" Xu Feng felt a little headache. It's really a blessing and a curse!
"No, I don't agree with her wanting to live in your house! You tell her to move away!" Zhou Ning'er yelled on the phone, and just by hearing her voice, she knew that she couldn't accept anything.
Helpless, Xu Feng could only coax, "Okay, okay, don't worry, I'll clarify the matter, be good, I'll ask you first and I'll give you an explanation, be good, let's not talk about it now." Xu Feng said After finishing, he hung up the phone. He was afraid that Zhou Ning'er might get out of the phone if he was not in time, and tore him and Xiaoshi apart.
Just as the phone was disconnected, it rang again. It was Ye Qiankun calling.Xu Feng saw that there were two big heads on one head, and he didn't know anything now, and he really didn't know how to solve it, so he simply hung up the phone, turned off the phone and let them go to work on their own.
Early the next morning, before Zhou Ning'er woke up, Xu Feng chatted with two buddies, one fat and one thin.
"Xu Feng, it's great to be a roommate with you! I've lived here for so many days, but I still can't believe that this is the Martial God Academy. How do you say that? , the whole family ascended to heaven!" said the little fat man King Kong in disbelief.
"It's just that your whole family has ascended to heaven, and your eight generations of ancestors have ascended to heaven. How should I put it, I prefer to live in the small dormitory before. Look at Zhou Ning'er, who lives here. I'm really afraid that one day my virginity will be destroyed. This girl took it away, so let’s forget about my bad temper, and I still have to rely on me. I finally became a popular male god, and I have an extra girlfriend out of thin air. You say you are not angry, but I am a simple little sheep. Look Now, everyone thinks I'm a scumbag." Xu Feng said bitterly, but he didn't dare to make too much noise, if he woke up that little aunt, he would have no peace for the whole day.
"Okay, don't get cheap and act good. I still want to have a beautiful young lady who clings to me every day. You are more than one. Look at that little poem, a pair of eyes can't wait to stick to you, it's not like you can't see it , Believe it or not, that girl will live in just these two days, just wait and enjoy the hugs left and right, attracting bees and butterflies every day, and don’t worry about the brothers, King Kong and I are still single, if you want No, introduce one to me?" Bamboo Pole was also joking aside.
"You can pull it down, go to them if you want, it would be even better if you can help me please this aunt, you said that every day, I have a good reputation, but I'm not talking about you, you don't look like a master Handsome, my cultivation base is not as high as my uncle's. It's better to count on myself than to count on you. Hey, I'm so annoying. Why does God want to make me so perfect? When will it be better to get rid of that aunt, so that there is nothing to stop me I have developed a male god!" Xu Feng said shamelessly.
"Afeng, how can you say that, my sister-in-law is so nice, virtuous, kind, and generous, the key is that she is as beautiful as a fairy, how can you say that about my sister-in-law, right?" King Kong said these words tremblingly .
Xu Feng didn't feel the change in the atmosphere, and he still said in a bad manner, "Fatty man, what kind of muscle is wrong, why are you still helping him? Can't you feel my pain?" Xu Feng glanced at it. The fat man took a look and found that something was wrong, so he turned around immediately.
"Xu Feng! How dare you despise Miss Ben! I...I'm going to kill you!" It turned out that Zhou Ning'er woke up and heard what they said.Xu Feng heard Zhou Ninger's roar, and shouted in his heart, no, let Zhou Ninger hear it, what should I do!Xu Feng was caught off guard by this sudden situation, so he could only look at the bamboo pole for help.
"Sister-in-law, Ah Feng, then...then we will leave first, you young couple should be harmonious, Brother Feng, hurry up, go and serve your sister-in-law, why are you standing still! We still have two tricks yesterday If you don’t have a thorough understanding, I won’t bother you two.” Ignoring Xu Feng’s begging gaze, Zhu Gan pulled King Kong’s head and ran away without looking back. They clearly felt a vague murderous aura in the room. Spread all over.
"Ding! The task of today's system update is to make Zhou Ning'er happy. After completing the task, you can get a character value of 300. The completion rate is 0/100. The time limit for the task is three hours."
"What system, why are you blindly releasing missions now? Is it broken? There's no way to fix this shitty girl-picking system." Xu Feng thought angrily.
"The system has detected that the character is suspected of insulting the system, please pay attention to your thoughts, otherwise the system will punish you!"
"Hey, I don't believe it anymore, let's see what your system can do to me, come on, punish me, I owe a beating, come on, ravage me to your heart's content!" Xu Feng turned on the ruffian mode .
"The system penalty mechanism is triggered, and the primary punishment thunder penalty enters the body and starts."
For a moment, Xu Feng seemed to have touched high-voltage electricity, and just a short moment made him limp on the ground. This kind of feeling really makes people not want to try it a second time. He, how could this be just a primary punishment.
"Are you afraid it's Yang Yongxin, the King of Thunder and Lightning? Are you going to fuck me up and try to kill me?" Xu Feng mentally slammed the system.
In this way, Xu Feng would have to lie on the bed for at least a month without being able to get out of bed.
"The system has detected that the host's physical condition is not good. It is recommended to use the rejuvenation pill produced by the system for conditioning. It can restore the host to its peak in at most 1 minute!"
"Professor, profiteer, are you trying to trick me on purpose, you have to punish me and let me buy your stuff? Don't even think about it!"
Although he said so, Xu Feng still opened the system store and searched for the Rejuvenation Pill, and it actually asked for 500 character points!This profiteer system gives two or three hundred character points for each mission, and now he has to pay for two missions, which is a hemorrhage. Even if he completes the mission of coaxing Zhou Ninger, he will lose 200 people At that time, Xu Feng was not happy about the quality, and once again called profiteers in his heart!
"Brother System! You are so black-hearted, do your parents know? I don't care, I don't want this black-hearted system anymore, just let me call it, and let me bleed, it's impossible, unbind, I want to unbind" Xu Feng said Well, prepare to lie down for a month, and joked with the system.
"The system has detected that the host has the desire to unbind the system. The system is about to unbind. The penalty for unbinding is the death of the host. The soul cannot enter reincarnation. Please confirm the unbinding again, yes/no?"
"Don't tell me, brother, brother, I'm kidding you, I'll buy it, isn't it good to buy it? You are the most powerful system in the world, how can I be willing to unbind you?" Xu Feng didn't expect the system to be so Time is so incomprehensible to be flexible, but it is taken seriously!
"Whether to unbind, if not confirmed within 30 seconds, unbind is selected by default."
"Don't tell me, no no no, I don't want to unbind, I still want to buy Chundan back, give me one, 500 is really affordable, I like this system." Xu Feng thought helplessly.
"The system detected that the host was suspected of teasing the system, and decided to punish it. The price of Rejuvenation Pill in the mall increased by 100 character value. Would the host buy it?"
"Buy, buy, buy, can't I buy it? If you're 1000 expensive, I'll buy it, okay? As long as you don't give me a second, you can ask me to do whatever you want. Coax Zhou Ning'er, right? I'll go right away!" Feng immediately understood that the system was playing tricks on him.
The Rejuvenation Pill was really powerful, and Xu Feng got up immediately after eating it to coax Zhou Ning'er.
Accidents always come so quickly.
"Dong dong dong!" Suddenly there was a knock on the door, startling Xu Feng who was in deep thought from the sofa.Xu Feng sat on the bed in a daze. Hearing the rapid knock on the door, he felt a little unbelievable. It's getting late now. Who would come to him?
Xu Feng thought for a long time, but did not come up with a result, so he had to give up.
"Who is it?" Because he couldn't figure it out, Xu Feng calmed down a bit, and then shouted towards the door. "Boom boom boom!"
The people outside the door seemed to be unable to hear Xu Feng's question, and they still insisted on knocking on the door.Hearing the continuous knocking on the door, Xu Feng felt a little impatient, but the knocking was unwilling to stop at all, so Xu Feng had no choice but to get up from the bed, walk to the door resignedly, and open it.
As soon as the door was opened, a gust of hot air rushed in. Xu Feng felt the scorching heat outside the door, which aggravated his original boredom. Although he felt very bored in his heart, Xu Feng didn't show it on his face, he just frowned. , and then still maintained his elegant posture.
"Hey, who is this? My door is not strong, and you are not light. If it breaks, you will have to pay me." It seemed to be an illusion for a moment, as if Xu Feng had learned how to change his face. Those impatient frowns just now turned into smiles all over his face.
"Ah! The door is finally open, but it's so hot that I'm dying." As soon as the door opened, Xiaoshi pushed herself in with her big and small bags, dropped the things in her hands, and kept Fanning himself.
"The weather is going to be so hot, I think the sunscreen I put on today will melt!" Xiaoshi complained dissatisfiedly, as if she realized that there were other people in this room, she turned her face and smiled apologetically Said, "Brother Xu Feng, long time no see, please take care of me."
Xu Feng hadn't realized what happened, he watched Xiaoshi's every move, and it was no surprise that he was already frightened by Xiaoshi, "Well, that, why are you here, and your... These things..." Xu Feng pointed to the things that Xiaoshi threw on the ground, and suddenly he didn't know how to organize his words, so he could only hope that Xiaoshi could understand what he wanted to know.
"Oh, what are you talking about!" Seeing Xu Feng's actions, Xiaoshi smiled at him and explained, "Didn't they notify you, because I haven't found a place yet, so they arranged for me to live in the house first?" You are here, I thought they had notified you, so I came here with something."
Xiaoshi looked at Xu Feng with a blank face, and asked again, "Brother Xu Feng, you...you really don't know?"
Xu Feng shook his head, expressing that he really didn't know. "Oh, it's okay. Anyway, I'm here now, so I'm the one who informed you. Where do I live, Brother Xu Feng?"
Xu Feng pointed to an empty room, and Xiaoshi immediately led things in without being polite at all.
Xu Feng has no idea how to deal with this situation, isn't this his home?Why didn't he know anything, and was arranged!
"Ding Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang..." Before Xu Feng had time to think about it, the phone rang, and Xu Feng had no choice but to give up and answer the phone.
"Hey, Xu Feng, I heard that Xiaoshi is going to live in your house. Is it true? What's going on? Tell me clearly!" Zhou Ninger's almost crazy voice rang out as soon as he answered the phone .
"It's like this at the moment, but I don't know exactly what's going on. I'll tell you after I ask you clearly. What do you think?" Xu Feng felt a little headache. It's really a blessing and a curse!
"No, I don't agree with her wanting to live in your house! You tell her to move away!" Zhou Ning'er yelled on the phone, and just by hearing her voice, she knew that she couldn't accept anything.
Helpless, Xu Feng could only coax, "Okay, okay, don't worry, I'll clarify the matter, be good, I'll ask you first and I'll give you an explanation, be good, let's not talk about it now." Xu Feng said After finishing, he hung up the phone. He was afraid that Zhou Ning'er might get out of the phone if he was not in time, and tore him and Xiaoshi apart.
Just as the phone was disconnected, it rang again. It was Ye Qiankun calling.Xu Feng saw that there were two big heads on one head, and he didn't know anything now, and he really didn't know how to solve it, so he simply hung up the phone, turned off the phone and let them go to work on their own.
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