The strongest salted fish system of special forces

The rest of the people were delighted when they heard Captain Lei's words!

Isn't it easy to catch a kid hiding in a tent?Once they succeed, they are eligible to enter the special forces unit!

"Yes!"

After being excited, the preliminaries who had been assembled all went crazy and ran towards the tent where Zhuang Yan was.

Everyone scrambled to be the first, for fear that they would run too slowly and delay the arrest!
Zhuang Yan was taken aback by the movement of this scene: "I'll go, as for?"

He just doesn't want to be trained in special forces, he just wants to be lazy and enjoy life!Who let himself get this salted fish king's system?
"Ding, congratulations to the host for not being too lazy to escape, and gaining [-] charm points!"

While talking to himself, someone had already rushed into the tent, his eyes gleamed with joy like a big bad wolf seeing a little sheep!
It was only when he got close to the solemnity that he realized how naive he was!

I saw Zhuang Yan, who was lying on all fours, glanced at him, and suddenly a leg stretched out, tripping him and falling him into the mud!And solemnly lay down on the bed again like a salted fish!

"do not bother me!"

Zhuang Yan muttered, his tone full of displeasure.If these people arrest him, they will definitely not carry him out.He didn't want to compete with these people for the special forces spot, he just wanted to go back and live his comfortable life!Just as I was firming up my mind, that mechanical notification sounded in my mind!

"Ding! The system prompts that the host is not self-motivated, and the system's charm value is [-] points!"

Whenever he is lazy and realizes it, the system will give a certain reward!

Lei Zhan's order made the pre-selected players rush into the tent one after another, because they didn't want to be taken out by force, so Zhuang Yan unceremoniously used an over-the-shoulder throw on them and threw them away like arhats. Stacked up.Because he wanted to save some energy, he just sat up and said to Lei Zhan outside the tent: "Captain Lei, if you look at it, you can just eliminate me!"

He didn't want to come here to be a special soldier at all.If it wasn't for being too lazy to walk, he would have preferred to be taken out just now, but now that he has knocked people down, he realizes that there is no one behind!It's sad enough!So I can only surrender on my own initiative!
"Ding, the host voluntarily gave up his aggressiveness and gained [-] system charm points!"

His voice was not loud, but Lei Zhan and the others who were waiting outside had already entered the tent at some point. He saw with his own eyes that Zhuang Yan shot down the outstanding soldiers recommended by various troops at will, and he felt in his heart. Although angry, he also regained some sanity.

"This kid is so fucking perverted! Although he is a bit lazy, if he can train well, he will definitely be an excellent special soldier!"

Thinking of this in his heart, the expression on Lei Zhan's face did not restrain himself at all, he still maintained a stern and serious look, trying to use his majesty to frighten this different soldier ruffian!
"Is it solemn? Get up for me! Come with me!"

Seeing Lei Zhan like this, Zhuang Yan was very excited: "Captain Lei, great, have I been eliminated? Then send me back quickly! This way I can continue to sleep!"

Lei Zhan, who had tried his best to restrain himself, never thought that Zhuang Yan would say such words, and almost staggered and fell over!
This solemnity was the first time he had seen such a soldier!But he, the captain of the special forces, can't do anything to him at this time.After all, it wasn't him who was eliminated now, but one of the preliminaries who had been knocked to the ground by him!

Taking a deep breath, Lei Zhan secretly made up his mind that after keeping this kid, he will settle the matter slowly.Then he turned his head and shouted coldly: "Get out and obey the order!"

"What? Captain Lei? Are you right? Didn't I get eliminated? Why do I have to go out and obey orders?" Zhuang Yan almost doubted his own ears!The original excitement is gone, and there is only endless frustration and disbelief in my heart!

Can you pass the test while lying in a tent?These special forces are a little too weak, right?

"Who told you that you were eliminated? Get out of here!"

Lei Zhan didn't want to say a word to him any more, so he stepped out of the tent!

"No. I can't walk!"

Zhuang Yan only felt very depressed, and he didn't want to move at all, and he lay down again like a fool.

He is like this, how could he be selected by the always strict Captain Lei?It's so unreasonable!It's just that the system suddenly beeped at this moment.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for being too lazy to walk, and getting thirty points of system charm!"

"Ding, congratulations on accumulating the charm value of the host system and unlocking the latest skill 'master-level resistance to attack'!"

There was a system beep in his head, and then Zhuang Yan felt that his body seemed to have become stronger.Although his body didn't seem to have changed much, he had a strong feeling that no matter what hit him, he wouldn't feel any pain!
"Since he's too lazy to leave, let me carry him out!"

When he was solemnly thinking about the use of this skill, he heard Lei Zhan, who had already left the tent, give an order to his subordinates!

As soon as he said this, four people rushed in from outside, one of them grabbed Zhuang Yan by one arm and one leg.Lift him up.

Zhuang Yan never expected that someone would come to lift him up when he didn't want to walk.He is also casual!
As soon as he got out of the camp, Lei Zhan turned around and gave the order to throw the solemnity to the ground!
Zhuang Yan was carried leisurely at first, but he didn't expect to be thrown to the ground as soon as he got out of the tent. He thought it must be very painful, but he didn't expect that after he fell to the ground, there was no trace on his body. pain.

Only then did he realize that the salted fish skill previously rewarded by the system had played a big role at this time, and he became cheerful at the moment, and sat up quickly under the surprised eyes of everyone.

"Captain Lei, I really don't want to be a special soldier. I just want to bask in the sun and sleep every day. I don't want to take the risk of being a special soldier at all!"

Zhuang Yan felt that he was too lazy for this, and Captain Lei didn't mean to be polite to him. If he said something to show his attitude, would he be able to avoid becoming a special soldier!
Lei Zhan was no longer as angry as before, and there was even a trace of unnoticed surprise deep in his eyes.Just now, the reason why he was carried out solemnly and thrown on the ground was to wake him up, but he didn't expect this kid to be so thick-skinned and able to resist so well, he didn't even frown when he fell to the ground!