Between the lightning and the flint, bursts of black mist rose from the razed Shituoling, and the blue lion monster and the white elephant monster appeared on the ground.

Green lion monster: "Damn it, who the hell, smashed the affordable housing I just bought!"

White Elephant: "Brother, look, it's Monkey King and...that handsome man, so good-looking!"

Sun Wukong spat thick phlegm on the ground, "Hey, grandpa is here to kill your boss, the Bull Demon King!"

"Hehe, Sun Houzi, you are really brazen!"

Sooner or later, the blue lion monster and the white elephant monster turned into prototypes, and their bodies swelled up. Their huge bodies were like two hills!
The blue lion monster has sharp fangs and barbs on its tongue, "Sun Houzi, you got fucked up by my third brother last time, and you dare to come to Shituoling!"

Sun Wukong sneered, "At that time, my old grandson's account hadn't reached the full level, and now my old grandson has changed his job to fight against Buddha. Just your third brother, I can beat it out!"

Qin Yi scratched his head, showing embarrassment, "Ahem, Great Sage, you probably have no chance... The Golden Winged Roc Eagle has been killed by me."

The green lion monster and the white elephant monster turned pale with fright. They didn't expect that the handsome man in front of them was the culprit who killed their third brother!

"This beautiful man, who are you?!" The white elephant asked politely.

Qin Yi put his hands on his hips and proudly replied: "The number one general in the heavens, Qin Yi!"

"Okay, I have a name so I can carve a tombstone for you. If you offend me in the demon world, you will be punished even if you are far away!"

With the roar of the white elephant monster, there was a loud noise on the ground, like an earthquake, and a skeleton broke out of the ground, with a huge body, and its head was on the same level as Qin Yi and Monkey King who were stepping on somersaulting clouds.

"Fuck, is this bone spirit? Is this a calcium tablet? Second development, so tall?" Qin Yi didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Afterwards, thousands of monsters rushed out of the forest, among them were some big bosses from the monster world that Qin Yi was familiar with!

The yellow-robed monster, the nine-headed worm, the black bear spirit...

Seeing Wuyang Wuyang's monster rushing over, Sun Wukong threw a huge golden cudgel, rolled three times to the left and three times to the right on the hillside, and cleared most of the soldiers line!
Then the Bone Demon gave an order, the ground was cracked, and in the scorched earth, skeleton warriors emerged one after another!

Facing the enemy's sea of ​​skulls tactics, Qin Yi and Monkey King back to back, Monkey King used his piercing eyes, shooting hot fire beams from his eyes, Qin Yi activated the superpower [thermal vision] bestowed by Superman, and the red heat-sensitive light shot out like a sharp arrow!
Both of them turned their heads, and the 360-degree attack without dead ends directly burned the sea of ​​skeletons into a sea of ​​flames!
Seeing Qin Yi and Sun Wukong standing in the sea of ​​flames with ease and domineering sideways, the green lion monster looked livid and roared, "Brothers and sisters, folks in the village, guys from Shilibadian, let's go together!"

In an instant, thousands of monsters rushed towards Qin Yi and Monkey King...

Sun Wukong looked indifferent, pulled out a monkey hair, and blew out ten thousand monkeys!

Seeing this, Qin Yi was not to be outdone!
"Thousand-Shadow Clone!"

Bursts of white mist rose, and thousands of Qin Yi members asked you if you were afraid!
"Spiral Dolian Pills!"

Thousands of Qin Yi, with two spiral pills in each hand, threw them at Wuyang Wuyang's demon tide. Chakra seemed to be free of money, and the enemy's bloody arms and legs were blown up all over the sky, like a goddess scattering flowers!
In just a dozen seconds, thousands of monsters were beaten to death by Qin Yi and Monkey King, adding to the grief!

So far, only the Bone Demon, the Blue Lion Monster and the White Elephant Monster are left, the "Three Giants of New Lion Camel Ridge".

Bone Demon pulled out a rib from his body and turned it into a sharp machete, "Sun Wukong, I was beaten by you three times, today, I will be a snow..."

"Sisters, let me tell you something. Your pelvis is leaning forward and your hips are loose. It shouldn't be a good place." Qin Yi's sudden voice made Shituoling fall into dead silence.

Bone Essence blushed, "Stinky boy, don't slander the girl's identity without evidence, be careful and I will sue you for defamation!"

Qin Yi squeezed his chin, carefully looked at Baigujing's body, and said solemnly: "Judging from the color of your abdominal bones and the fluid in your pelvis...you have been pregnant and had three abortions."

"You~you..." Bone Demon was ashamed and ashamed.

Qin Yi continued: "If safety measures are not taken well, women are always the ones who get hurt. If you really want to treat yourself better, then I, Qin Yi, would like to give you this box of Durex with a bodhisattva heart."

Bone Essence took Durex, looked at the instruction manual, immediately became excited, and then looked at Qin Yi, "Doctor Qin, is this thing really effective?"

"This is a big international brand, the quality is trustworthy, and I use it myself." Qin Yi said.

Upon hearing this, Bone Demon hurriedly bowed to Qin Yi, "Thank you, Doctor Qin, thank you!"

Qin Yi shook his head and smiled slightly, "You are welcome to popularize family planning, starting with you and me... Remember to squeeze out the excess air before use."

"I see, thank you, Dr. Qin."

"You're welcome, please go back, the next one..."

Then, the Bone Essence squatted down, scraped the ground, and jumped in.

This scene stunned the green lion monster and the white elephant monster.

White Elephant: "Brother, this kid has some skills, he can actually repel the bone spirit!"

Green lion monster: "Second brother, this kid only has one mouth, let's stop listening to him beep beep, let's kill him!"

Qin Yi calmly took out the purple gold gourd from his bosom.

"Oh, brother Qin, I didn't expect the purple gold gourd to be in your hands now, hehe!" Sun Wukong laughed.

"Purple-gold gourd?" The green lion monster was startled when he heard it, "Second brother, this purple-gold gourd is very powerful. Sun Houzi used this thing to take King Silver Horn into it. If he stays in it for a while, it will turn into pus!"

The white elephant sneered and said: "Hahaha, big brother is worrying too much. He called us, but we didn't respond, so it's fine, hahaha!"

The green lion monster also smiled, "Second brother is right!"

At this time, Qin Yi showed a wretched smile, opened the purple gold gourd, and aimed the bottle at the blue lion monster and the white elephant monster...

Afterwards, Qin Yi's vermilion lips lightened, and his voice was loud:

"Pretty boy!"

A beautiful sound pierced the souls of the blue lion monster and the white elephant monster in an instant!

Three realms and six realms, no one can resist the charm of "beautiful boy"!

"Fuck, big brother, this kid doesn't play his cards according to the routine, I~ I can't help but send a few, I really want to respond to him!"

"Brother, hold back, you must hold back!!!"

Qin Yi's evil smile, eyes full of wretchedness, said loudly again: "Pretty boy!"

There was another sound, and the white elephant knelt down on the ground, his face pale, and he could only rely on pinching the tender flesh around his waist to maintain his sanity.

"Pretty boy~ pretty boy~ pretty boy!"

Adding fuel to the fire, Qin Yi shouted three more times in one breath, "beautiful boy", the white elephant finally couldn't hold on anymore, stood up and roared, "I'm just pretty boy, what are you doing!"

All of a sudden, the Zijin Gourd produced a strong suction force, and it took in the white elephant monster as huge as a hill.

Seeing this, the green lion monster burst into tears, "Second brother, my second brother, you died so miserable..." (this is an ambiguous sentence)

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