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"Ah!"

Hou Yi ran over to Qin Yi like a bulldozer, and punched Qin Yi's face.

Qin Yi didn't know when he had already put on the forehead protector of Tiandao Payne.

"How many floors can a bag of rice carry..."

"Shen Luo Tianzheng!"

A trick to eat all over the world!
A huge repulsive force erupted from Qin Yi's body, and Hou Yi was ejected directly, gliding close to the ground for hundreds of meters, pulling out a straight gully like a runway!
Hou Yi got up, surprise flashed in his eyes, you must know that he was a half-human, half-god, with infinite strength, but was bounced away by Qin Yi with one move.

"As expected of being the number one general in the heavens...but next year today will be your memorial day!" Hou Yi said viciously.

Qin Yi buttoned his booger, and complained: "Ahem, such an old-fashioned villain term, are you a TVB voice actor?"

Hou Yi took off the bow on his back again.

Chang'e hurriedly grabbed Qin Yi's hand, "That's one of the top ten artifacts of the prehistoric world, the fifth-ranked archer's bow, brother envoy, let's go quickly and avoid its sharp edge!"

Qin Yi smiled slightly, "Sister Chang'e, it's no surprise that I'm here."

After Hou Yi took off the sun-shooting bow, he made a big crotch step and pulled the bowstring, showing the blue veins in the muscles of his arms.

Soon a streamer-like white arrow appeared on the bowstring, and the arrow was aimed at Qin Yi. All of a sudden, the sky and the earth were changing, and the rain was pouring!

Qin Yi clenched his fists, and his expression suddenly became heroic, as if Mr. Qiyu was possessed!
"Whoosh!"

The next moment, the arrow shot out of the string, wrapped in a strong black devilish energy, and shot towards Qin Yi violently.

Qin Yiyun calmly raised his fist slowly...

"Ordinary punch!"

The afterimage of Teacher Qiyu appeared behind Qin Yi, and both master and apprentice punched at the same time.

In the next second, there was a strong wind, and Qin Yi's fist was like a broken bamboo. The strong and violent fist wind directly crushed the arrow, and then smashed it on Houyi's chest.

Hou Yi flew upside down, drew a beautiful arc in the air, and then fell into the icy river...

And on the fragmented ground lay a sun-shooting bow that was broken into two.

Chang'e covered her mouth, she couldn't believe it, it was one of the top ten artifacts in the wild, but Qin Yi punched it into waste...

Qin Yi put away his fists and let out a foul breath, "Ms. Qiyu's unique skills are really amazing, and One Punch Man is worthy of the name!"

At this moment, a frightening wild crane descended from the sky, plunged headlong into the river, picked up the fainted Hou Yi, and then swept away into the distance.

When Chang'e saw this, her expression was complicated, "Brother Messenger, Hou Yi was exiled to the forbidden land thousands of years ago. Not only did he not die, but he also exuded a demonic energy. There must be something strange behind this incident. I will report to the Jade Emperor first!"

"Sister Chang'e, wait a minute, we haven't...hey!"

Before Qin Yi finished speaking, Fairy Chang'e turned around and turned into a cloud of green smoke, dissipating in the wind.

Qin Yi held the membership card of Home Inn in his hand, with a lonely expression on his face.

"What the hell is this called? I've bought all the sets, and it's still a love affair..."

While Qin Yi was depressed, he also felt weird. Judging from Chang'e's words, there seemed to be a big secret behind it.

After thinking about it, Qin Yi turned on the phone and opened the Celestial Fairy Group.

Sure enough, the group exploded.

Chang'e has already told the immortals what happened just now.

[Group Leader] The Jade Emperor: My dear friends, what do you think of this matter?

Nezha: Nonsense, lie down and watch with your phone!
"Nezha withdrew a message"

Tota Li Tianwang: I'm sorry, sorry, I have no way to teach my son, the child has been handed over to the child's mother and beaten!
Taishang Laojun: In other words, back then, Hou Yi stole my taboo elixir in order to become a god. After being reported by Tieguai Li, he was exiled by the Jade Emperor. Logically, he should have been swallowed alive by wild beasts long ago!
Barefoot Immortal: Didn't you hear what Fairy Chang'e said, this time I met Houyi and found that Houyi was haunted by demonic energy, obviously there is something else hidden...

For a while, there were different speculations about the hidden story behind it, but none of them could withstand scrutiny.

……

[Group owner] Jade Emperor: @All Members, that's enough, all lovers, stop talking about wars on paper, and let Yang Jian investigate this matter, the meeting is adjourned!

Qin Yi squinted his eyes, he had a vague feeling that the Jade Emperor knew something, but he had been hiding it from the immortals.

Afterwards, Qin Yi shut down the Celestial Fairy Group. Although he was the number one general in the Celestial Realm, he was only in name, so it had nothing to do with him.

"Ding ~"

It's Yang Jian's private letter.

Qin Yi rolled his eyes, trying to figure out what the other party was looking for with the back of his head.

Yang Jian: General Qin, you have seen the news in the group, right? The Jade Emperor sent me down to investigate this matter. I don’t know the place I’m born in. Please welcome me?

"As expected, hehe~"

The next day, Qin Yi brought Yang Jian to Fenglin Garden.

The tall and handsome Yang Jian has already changed into Qin Yi's sportswear at this time, and his hairstyle has also been designed by Qin Yi to have short hair. He looks like a fitness trainer. He probably goes to the gym for a walk, and my sister-in-law will be sure!

"General Qin, your mortal world is so interesting, the well and the hut are actually together!"

"Big brother, that's not a well, it's a toilet."

"what is this?"

"Durex."

"Wow, you can blow up balloons~"

With a black thread on his face, Qin Yi snatched Durex from Yang Jian's hand, and reprimanded him: "Did the Jade Emperor let you go down to earth just for you to play? Can you be a little responsible? Can't you work hard? Are you worthy of a monthly salary?"

Yang Jian was reprimanded by Qin Yi, so he could only nod aggrievedly. After all, Qin Yi is a big official.

Then Qin Yi looked at his watch, and said: "I have to go to school to take the English test of CET-[-], so please do it yourself."

After speaking, Qin Yi went out.

Qin Yi drove a Ferrari with one hand to the school he had not seen for a long time, feeling a little headache, "Why did I sign up in the first place? The naked test is really hard~"

After thinking about it for a while, Qin Yi came up with the idea of ​​going back home. After all, with his current financial resources, power and status, education and certificates are no longer important.

But Qin Yi made an appointment with Li Xinyan again. If he can pass the English test of CET-[-], Li Xinyan will accompany him to the seaside for vacation.

Thinking of being happy with Li Xinyan in the sea, Qin Yi decided to bite the bullet and give it a try.

"Ding ~"

The phone rings, turn on the phone, it's a red envelope from the Doraemon group!

Qin Yi quickly grabbed a red envelope with his sharp eyes and hands.

Open the red envelope, inside is a piece of bread.

"Memory bread?"

"Hahaha, what a godsend opportunity!"

The corner of Qin Yi's mouth raised, and he quickly took out the memory bread, and then took out all the English textbooks and exercise books in his schoolbag.

After using the memory bread to chew on each page, Qin Yi opened his mouth and swallowed the memory bread in two or three mouthfuls!
In the next second, a lot of English vocabulary and grammar appeared in my brain...

Half an hour later, Qin Yi walked out of the examination room whistling, with a wretched smile on his face, humming the adapted version of Grandma Penghu Bay:
"Sunshine, sand, waves, cacti, and a box of Durex!"

As the saying goes, some people are happy while others are sad!
At the same time, in a cave in the Kunlun Mountains, Hou Yi, with three broken ribs and one arm, was lying on a stone bed with anger in his eyes.

And from the deepest part of the cave, a hoarse voice came again: "Houyi, it's not that I didn't talk to you, licking the dog will not end well."

Hou Yi: "Damn it, I must kill him, kill him!!!"

Shen Gongbao: "This seat has deduced that that person has the luck of the chosen one. It is normal for you to lose to him."

"But he stole my woman!"

"Don't be impatient, the Dragon King of the Four Seas has successfully lobbied. As long as you cooperate well, the cause will be successful, not to mention a mere fairy Chang'e, and the fairies in the entire heaven can be at your mercy!"