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Chapter 91 Qin Yi Brings Chang'e Down to Earth
"Ding ~"
"Ms. Saitama has sent you [Saitama Normal Fist Skill Pack], please accept it."
Qin Yi quickly clicked accept, his hands trembling slightly as he typed.
Little brother Qin Yi: Thank you, Teacher Qiyu, if you need to buy groceries in the future, just tell me!
Teacher Saitama: By the way, if you want to learn the essence of my ordinary punch, you must choose the most scientific training method.
Afterwards, Master Qiyu sent Qin Yi a copy of "Martial Arts Cheats", which wrote the mystery of boxing: insist on 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats and [-]-kilometer long-distance running every day.
A look of determination appeared on Qin Yi's face, and he began to lie on the ground and do push-ups without saying a word.
And Pikachu was riding on Qin Yi's back, reporting to Qin Yi...
In the evening, Qin Yi came to the balcony after taking a shower after exercising.
"It seems that I have to get a fitness card in the future, go to the gym to do it, and follow the example of Teacher Saitama!"
Pushing open the window, Qin Yi could not help but take a deep breath as he felt the smell of urine in the air fade.
Then Qin Yi picked up the key on the table and prepared to go to the gallery to pick up Li Xinyan.
But Chang'e suddenly sent a voice call.
"Hey, Sister Chang'e, I'm busy, if I have time... what?!"
Qin Yi was so shocked that his jaw almost dislocated.
"Don't worry, I'll go right away."
After hanging up the phone, Qin Yi quickly went to the Heavenly Court, and stepped on the Hot Wheels from Nantian Gate to the border of Guanghan Palace, it only took 3 minutes.
When Qin Yi came to the entrance of the villa, he found that several heavenly soldiers and generals had surrounded the villa, and the Lord of the Land had a serious expression, holding a pen and paper, and was recording something.
Chang'e stood aside, with her head bowed like an aggrieved little daughter-in-law, her mouth pouted.
Qin Yi walked over. When Chang'e saw Qin Yi, she immediately stepped forward and grabbed Qin Yi's arm, "Brother Messenger, they bullied me!"
Seeing Qin Yi coming, the land lord hurriedly bowed and said with a smile, "What kind of wind brought General Qin here, hahaha..."
"Haha shit, you dare to bully my people?!" Qin Yi turned into a ruthless man, and grabbed the Duke of the land by the collar.
The Duke laughed and cried, "Misunderstanding, General Qin, I misunderstood!"
Chang'e snorted coldly: "What is the misunderstanding? Misunderstanding, you are going to demolish my house, and still misunderstood? I believe you are a ghost, you are a very bad old man!"
Hearing this, Qin Yi frowned, "Damn it, I managed to get this villa, why don't you tear it down as soon as you say it!"
The land lord couldn't laugh or cry, and said:
"General Qin, Fairy Chang'e, I really didn't intend to make things difficult for you!
According to the express regulations of the Tianting Real Estate Bureau, you are not allowed to build buildings without the approval and filing of the department, and you have not paid land value-added tax, deed tax, and real estate tax...you are not allowed to build buildings without authorization. "
Qin Yi looked confused, "Are you kidding me? Do you also pay taxes in Heaven?"
The Earth Lord smiled wryly, "The Jade Emperor said that the year 9102 is almost over, and we must keep pace with the times."
Qin Yi couldn't help nodding his head after hearing what the land lord said, "That's right, after all, the state owns the country's laws, and the family has its own rules."
"Brother Messenger, they demolished my villa, do I sleep on a tree branch at night?!" Chang'e shook Qin Yi's arm vigorously.
Qin Yi was in a dilemma, and in the end he still held his stomach and held his chest out, with his hands on his hips, and said forcefully, "Master of the Land, do you know who I am?"
"You are joking, no one in the heavenly court knows that you are the number one general in the heavenly realm, hehe."
Qin Yi sneered: "Since you know my identity, can't you give this general some face!"
The Landlord showed embarrassment, "This... General Qin, logically you have to give your face, but this villa is an illegal building after all. If you really want to stay, you might as well come to our Tianting Real Estate Bureau to pay all the taxes that should be paid for Fairy Chang'e."
Qin Yi showed a warm smile, "I won't hand it over, what can you do to me!"
As he spoke, Qin Yi raised his hand and angrily said, "Hammer!"
The Thor's Hammer buried under the villa broke through the ground and flew into Qin Yi's hands.
"Hey hey hey..."
Current surged through the hammer.
"General Qin, I can't help it, I'm already old... Whoops!"
Dozens of thunderbolts fell from the higher sky, knocking the Earth Lord and several heavenly soldiers and generals to flee.
Qin Yi threw the hammer away, and smiled at Chang'e: "The matter is settled, I will withdraw first."
Chang'e suddenly grabbed Qin Yi's hand, and her beautiful eyes revealed a look of pity for me, "Brother Messenger, you said last time that you would rebuild Guanghan Palace for me, when will you wait?"
Only then did Qin Yi realize that he had promised Chang'e about this before.
Although Tomson Yipin's luxury villa has everything you need, Fairy Chang'e has lived in Guanghan Palace for tens of thousands of years, and she has long been used to that kind of atmosphere.
Besides, Chang'e who lost Guanghan Palace is not a complete Chang'e.
"Ahem, isn't it just to rebuild the Guanghan Palace? I mean, I can do it anytime." Qin Yi replied.
"Really?" Chang'e looked at Qin Yi expectantly, but soon her expression dimmed again, "But I heard that housing prices are very expensive now..."
"Hehe, we are not short of money!" Qin Yi pretended to be forceful.
Chang'e put her arms around Qin Yi's arm, "Since this is the case, choosing a day is worse than hitting the sun!"
Afterwards, Qin Yi, who was in a cocoon, was dragged by Chang'e to the Tianting Real Estate Center.
"Hey, General Qin and Fairy Chang'e!" He Xiangu greeted them.
Qin Yi looked at He Xiangu's badge that said "Tianting Salesperson", and suddenly became confused, "Xiangu, this is..."
"Work part-time to subsidize the family." He Xiangu smiled, and then asked gossipingly: "You two, are you here to buy a wedding house?"
Qin Yi had black lines all over his head, and Chang'e said, "Xianggu, I want to rebuild Guanghan Palace, how much will it cost?"
He Xiangu took a deep breath, "Rebuilding Guanghan Palace, this is a big project, I'll do the math for you..."
He Xiangu took out her abacus:
"One up one, one down five to four, one to nine into one..."
The operation was as fierce as a tiger, and finally He Xiangu said: "About [-] merit points."
Upon hearing the price, Qin Yi's eyes widened.
Qin Yi saved three months' salary, plus the previous balance, it was just over one hundred thousand. The rebuilding of Guanghan Palace is to let him spend all his wealth!
Seeing that Qin Yi didn't speak for a long time, He Xiangu was also considerate, "General Qin, this amount of money is not a small amount, why don't you consider a mortgage loan, the down payment is only 20.00%, and the rest can be divided into 20 years..."
Qin Yi's eyes lit up, but before he could open his mouth, Chang'e glared at He Xiangu, and scolded: "Sister He, what are you talking about?! Is my envoy's brother a person who is short of money? What mortgage loan? Who do you look down on?! We have to pay the full amount in one lump sum, hum!"
He Xiangu froze, then looked at Qin Yi.
Qin Yi rubbed his nose, "Sister Chang'e, actually the mortgage..."
"Brother Messenger, put all the money on Sister He's face, and let her see our economic strength!" Chang'e looked arrogant.
The corner of Qin Yi's mouth twitched, as expected, killing was the deadliest!
I pretended so hard that I had to finish the act with tears in my eyes...
Qin Yi hesitated and took out his mobile phone.
"Ding ~"
"This time I spent 38 merit points, and the balance is [-] merit points..."
Looking at the text message on the phone, Qin Yi's heart was bleeding.
Then the two left the Tianting Real Estate Center, and Chang'e smiled at Qin Yi, "Brother Messenger, I let you spend money!"
As she spoke, Chang'e kissed Qin Yi's cheek.
[-] worth of merit bought a kiss from Chang'e Fairy, it's a bit expensive if you don't brag or criticize!
"By the way, brother envoy, Sister He said that to rebuild Guanghan Palace, the villa will be demolished, so where will I live these few days?" Chang'e frowned slightly.
Qin Yi thought for a while, "Why don't you come down to earth with me for two days?"
Chang'e was taken aback for a moment, then grabbed Qin Yi's hand and said excitedly, "Okay, okay, I haven't descended to the mortal world for thousands of years!"
"Ms. Saitama has sent you [Saitama Normal Fist Skill Pack], please accept it."
Qin Yi quickly clicked accept, his hands trembling slightly as he typed.
Little brother Qin Yi: Thank you, Teacher Qiyu, if you need to buy groceries in the future, just tell me!
Teacher Saitama: By the way, if you want to learn the essence of my ordinary punch, you must choose the most scientific training method.
Afterwards, Master Qiyu sent Qin Yi a copy of "Martial Arts Cheats", which wrote the mystery of boxing: insist on 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats and [-]-kilometer long-distance running every day.
A look of determination appeared on Qin Yi's face, and he began to lie on the ground and do push-ups without saying a word.
And Pikachu was riding on Qin Yi's back, reporting to Qin Yi...
In the evening, Qin Yi came to the balcony after taking a shower after exercising.
"It seems that I have to get a fitness card in the future, go to the gym to do it, and follow the example of Teacher Saitama!"
Pushing open the window, Qin Yi could not help but take a deep breath as he felt the smell of urine in the air fade.
Then Qin Yi picked up the key on the table and prepared to go to the gallery to pick up Li Xinyan.
But Chang'e suddenly sent a voice call.
"Hey, Sister Chang'e, I'm busy, if I have time... what?!"
Qin Yi was so shocked that his jaw almost dislocated.
"Don't worry, I'll go right away."
After hanging up the phone, Qin Yi quickly went to the Heavenly Court, and stepped on the Hot Wheels from Nantian Gate to the border of Guanghan Palace, it only took 3 minutes.
When Qin Yi came to the entrance of the villa, he found that several heavenly soldiers and generals had surrounded the villa, and the Lord of the Land had a serious expression, holding a pen and paper, and was recording something.
Chang'e stood aside, with her head bowed like an aggrieved little daughter-in-law, her mouth pouted.
Qin Yi walked over. When Chang'e saw Qin Yi, she immediately stepped forward and grabbed Qin Yi's arm, "Brother Messenger, they bullied me!"
Seeing Qin Yi coming, the land lord hurriedly bowed and said with a smile, "What kind of wind brought General Qin here, hahaha..."
"Haha shit, you dare to bully my people?!" Qin Yi turned into a ruthless man, and grabbed the Duke of the land by the collar.
The Duke laughed and cried, "Misunderstanding, General Qin, I misunderstood!"
Chang'e snorted coldly: "What is the misunderstanding? Misunderstanding, you are going to demolish my house, and still misunderstood? I believe you are a ghost, you are a very bad old man!"
Hearing this, Qin Yi frowned, "Damn it, I managed to get this villa, why don't you tear it down as soon as you say it!"
The land lord couldn't laugh or cry, and said:
"General Qin, Fairy Chang'e, I really didn't intend to make things difficult for you!
According to the express regulations of the Tianting Real Estate Bureau, you are not allowed to build buildings without the approval and filing of the department, and you have not paid land value-added tax, deed tax, and real estate tax...you are not allowed to build buildings without authorization. "
Qin Yi looked confused, "Are you kidding me? Do you also pay taxes in Heaven?"
The Earth Lord smiled wryly, "The Jade Emperor said that the year 9102 is almost over, and we must keep pace with the times."
Qin Yi couldn't help nodding his head after hearing what the land lord said, "That's right, after all, the state owns the country's laws, and the family has its own rules."
"Brother Messenger, they demolished my villa, do I sleep on a tree branch at night?!" Chang'e shook Qin Yi's arm vigorously.
Qin Yi was in a dilemma, and in the end he still held his stomach and held his chest out, with his hands on his hips, and said forcefully, "Master of the Land, do you know who I am?"
"You are joking, no one in the heavenly court knows that you are the number one general in the heavenly realm, hehe."
Qin Yi sneered: "Since you know my identity, can't you give this general some face!"
The Landlord showed embarrassment, "This... General Qin, logically you have to give your face, but this villa is an illegal building after all. If you really want to stay, you might as well come to our Tianting Real Estate Bureau to pay all the taxes that should be paid for Fairy Chang'e."
Qin Yi showed a warm smile, "I won't hand it over, what can you do to me!"
As he spoke, Qin Yi raised his hand and angrily said, "Hammer!"
The Thor's Hammer buried under the villa broke through the ground and flew into Qin Yi's hands.
"Hey hey hey..."
Current surged through the hammer.
"General Qin, I can't help it, I'm already old... Whoops!"
Dozens of thunderbolts fell from the higher sky, knocking the Earth Lord and several heavenly soldiers and generals to flee.
Qin Yi threw the hammer away, and smiled at Chang'e: "The matter is settled, I will withdraw first."
Chang'e suddenly grabbed Qin Yi's hand, and her beautiful eyes revealed a look of pity for me, "Brother Messenger, you said last time that you would rebuild Guanghan Palace for me, when will you wait?"
Only then did Qin Yi realize that he had promised Chang'e about this before.
Although Tomson Yipin's luxury villa has everything you need, Fairy Chang'e has lived in Guanghan Palace for tens of thousands of years, and she has long been used to that kind of atmosphere.
Besides, Chang'e who lost Guanghan Palace is not a complete Chang'e.
"Ahem, isn't it just to rebuild the Guanghan Palace? I mean, I can do it anytime." Qin Yi replied.
"Really?" Chang'e looked at Qin Yi expectantly, but soon her expression dimmed again, "But I heard that housing prices are very expensive now..."
"Hehe, we are not short of money!" Qin Yi pretended to be forceful.
Chang'e put her arms around Qin Yi's arm, "Since this is the case, choosing a day is worse than hitting the sun!"
Afterwards, Qin Yi, who was in a cocoon, was dragged by Chang'e to the Tianting Real Estate Center.
"Hey, General Qin and Fairy Chang'e!" He Xiangu greeted them.
Qin Yi looked at He Xiangu's badge that said "Tianting Salesperson", and suddenly became confused, "Xiangu, this is..."
"Work part-time to subsidize the family." He Xiangu smiled, and then asked gossipingly: "You two, are you here to buy a wedding house?"
Qin Yi had black lines all over his head, and Chang'e said, "Xianggu, I want to rebuild Guanghan Palace, how much will it cost?"
He Xiangu took a deep breath, "Rebuilding Guanghan Palace, this is a big project, I'll do the math for you..."
He Xiangu took out her abacus:
"One up one, one down five to four, one to nine into one..."
The operation was as fierce as a tiger, and finally He Xiangu said: "About [-] merit points."
Upon hearing the price, Qin Yi's eyes widened.
Qin Yi saved three months' salary, plus the previous balance, it was just over one hundred thousand. The rebuilding of Guanghan Palace is to let him spend all his wealth!
Seeing that Qin Yi didn't speak for a long time, He Xiangu was also considerate, "General Qin, this amount of money is not a small amount, why don't you consider a mortgage loan, the down payment is only 20.00%, and the rest can be divided into 20 years..."
Qin Yi's eyes lit up, but before he could open his mouth, Chang'e glared at He Xiangu, and scolded: "Sister He, what are you talking about?! Is my envoy's brother a person who is short of money? What mortgage loan? Who do you look down on?! We have to pay the full amount in one lump sum, hum!"
He Xiangu froze, then looked at Qin Yi.
Qin Yi rubbed his nose, "Sister Chang'e, actually the mortgage..."
"Brother Messenger, put all the money on Sister He's face, and let her see our economic strength!" Chang'e looked arrogant.
The corner of Qin Yi's mouth twitched, as expected, killing was the deadliest!
I pretended so hard that I had to finish the act with tears in my eyes...
Qin Yi hesitated and took out his mobile phone.
"Ding ~"
"This time I spent 38 merit points, and the balance is [-] merit points..."
Looking at the text message on the phone, Qin Yi's heart was bleeding.
Then the two left the Tianting Real Estate Center, and Chang'e smiled at Qin Yi, "Brother Messenger, I let you spend money!"
As she spoke, Chang'e kissed Qin Yi's cheek.
[-] worth of merit bought a kiss from Chang'e Fairy, it's a bit expensive if you don't brag or criticize!
"By the way, brother envoy, Sister He said that to rebuild Guanghan Palace, the villa will be demolished, so where will I live these few days?" Chang'e frowned slightly.
Qin Yi thought for a while, "Why don't you come down to earth with me for two days?"
Chang'e was taken aback for a moment, then grabbed Qin Yi's hand and said excitedly, "Okay, okay, I haven't descended to the mortal world for thousands of years!"
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