The chat group is full of world leaders

Yan Luowang: @通天使者, Brother Qin, are you free?Come to our underworld for a visit~ (three funny emoticons)
Qin Yi felt hairy all over!
Angelist: Lord Hades, I have something to say!At least I'm still a mortal, okay, why don't I come to visit your underworld?I'm afraid I'm crazy!
Heiwuchang: Messenger, last time you helped us catch the criminal suspect [Sadako], Lord Yama has set up a dinner, waiting for you!

Angelist: Hehe, whoever likes to go, anyway, I won't go to that kind of unlucky place.

[Group leader] Yan Luowang: Cough cough, I originally wanted to add 50 years of longevity to Brother Qin in the book of life and death, but it seems that I have no chance...

The group was silent for ten seconds.

Tong Angel: @[Group Master] Yan Luowang, let me tell you first, I am not planning to live for 50 years, the main reason is that I really like the dinner.

Professor Wang Jingze, a famous metaphysical materialist philosopher in China, said——

"In the world, some people can skip orders, some can skip classes, but no one can escape the law of true fragrance."

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Qin Yi stood at the gate of hell, trembling with folded arms.

Surrounded by skeletons braving will-o'-the-wisps, it's extremely eerie!

Soon, the bull head and the horse face came to Qin Yi.

Niutou: "Ambassador, you are finally here, please~"

Qin Yi followed the bull's head and the horse's face through the long corridor and came to the Hall of the King of Hades.

"Fuck!" Qin Yi was stunned by the scene in front of him.

What is the palace of the king of hell, this is the food stall in the midnight market!

Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva was standing next to the barbecue stove grilling skewers. When he saw Qin Yi, he smiled and said that he was the source of all evil, "Here comes my brother!"

The two black and white impermanence are making hand-pulled noodles, looking good.

King Yan Luo also stood up from his seat and waved to Qin Yi, "Brother Qin, come here, sit down!"

Qin Yi sat down. On the table, a Sichuan hot pot was already set up, and the bottom of the pot was still made of mandarin ducks!
"Brother Qin, do you drink white or beer?" Yama asked with a smile.

Qin Yi shook his head, and said seriously: "Drink orange juice, I drove here."

Yan Luowang forcibly poured Qin Yi a sip of Jiang Xiaobai's glass, "They're all men, so it's boring not to drink!"

Qin Yi exclaimed, "Hey, brother Hades, I told you that you came here by car, and you don't drink while driving. You don't drink while driving, and you will be punished for drunk driving!"

Yan Luowang smiled, "Brother Qin, don't worry, we have a substitute driver in the underworld."

Qin Yi's face convulsed, his style of painting was about to collapse, he said with a wry smile: "Brother Yan Wang, are you still in the underworld here? How did you start a technological civilization?!"

King Yan Luo stroked his beard and smiled slightly, "Brother Qin, the times are developing and society is progressing. Technology is the primary productive force!"

"Pfft~"

Qin Yi took a sip of wine, with a dazed expression on his face, "Damn it, is this your line? You got the wrong script, you!!!"

But Qin Yi had seen a lot of absurd things, and soon became numb, and exchanged cups with everyone, drinking and drinking.

Qin Yi is like Columbus, who discovered the New World!
He never imagined before that Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva can drink beer mixed with white, Zhong Kui is a werewolf killer and flying chess master, bull-headed and horse-faced "five chiefs 666" drink orders, black and white impermanence is addicted to smoking, and can spit out patterned smoke rings...

Anyway, Qin Yi's world view collapsed not once or twice, so he put down his three views and cheered up with everyone.

After Wu Ping Jiang Xiaobai ate his stomach, Qin Yi hugged Yan Luo Wang and chatted about homework, sometimes lamenting the pressure of big cities, saying that housing prices are high and pork is expensive...

At this time, an old lady came to Qin Yi with a teapot, "My messenger, drink a cup of tea to wake up."

"Okay~ Thank you, old lady."

Qin Yi picked up the teacup and asked while drinking: "Old lady, what's your name?"

"Grandma Meng."

"Pfft~~~"

Qin Yi spit out in one gulp, most of the wine sobered up!
King Yan Luo patted Qin Yi on the shoulder, laughed and said, "Hahaha, Brother Qin, don't be nervous. This is the best Biluochun. Last time, there was a gift from a corrupt official who was put in a frying pan. It wasn't Mengpo soup."

Qin Yi breathed a sigh of relief, and then changed the subject, "Brother Yan Wang, by the way, you called me to dinner this time, what's the matter?"

King Yan Luo became serious, "I'll tell you the truth, brother Qin, I escaped from here a few time ago. If you meet them in the mortal world, can you help me catch them?"

Qin Yi smiled, "That's all, no problem, as long as I run into them, I will definitely bring them to justice!"

"Hey, brother Qin is straightforward... Brother Zhong Kui, bring me my book of life and death!"

Hearing the life and death book, Qin Yi cheered up.

It records the Yangshou of all mortals in Yangjian.

But when Zhong Kui handed an iPad to King Yama, Qin Yi's world view collapsed again!

Yan Luowang looked at the stunned Qin Yi, and smiled shyly, "Hey, the paper version of the book of life and death was ruined... It's better to use the electronic version, back it up on the cloud or save it on the hard drive, mom won't have to worry about data loss anymore!"

Qin Yi looked at the Excel table version of the life and death book, and the corner of his mouth twitched. He felt that he was not far from losing his mind...

Then, King Yan Luo found Qin Yi's name in the book of life and death, and tapped the keyboard flexibly with both hands, adding 50 years of longevity to Qin Yi.

However, when Yan Luo Wang exited the Excel spreadsheet, the two software, Meituan Waimai and Ctrip Travel, on the main interface of the iPad once again challenged Qin Yi's three views!

"What the hell is Ctrip! A day trip to Naihe Bridge, or Qitianle on Huangquan Road? Ahhhh..." Qin Yi clutched his head, collapsed, lying motionless on the table.

Then King Yan Luo gave Qin Yi a thick brush.

[Judge Pen]: A must-have tool for catching ghosts when traveling at home!
"Brother Qin, when the time comes to catch ghosts, this should be enough."

After taking the judge's pen, Qin Yi, who had no love in his life, stood up, "Brother Yan Wang, it's getting late, I should go back."

"Okay, I'll find you a substitute driver."

In the end, Zhong Kui drove a Ferrari, crossed the gate of ghosts, crossed Huangquan Road and Naihe Bridge, and sent Qin Yi to the gate of Fengdu City.

"Envoy Qin, come play again next time." Zhong Kui smiled at Qin Yi.

Qin Yi smiled wryly and waved his hand.

Fengdu City is separated by Yin and Yang.

So after leaving Fengdu City, Qin Yi returned to Yangjian.

Back at the villa, the drunk Qin Yi fell asleep with a mess in his head...

After waking up the next day, Qin Yi came to the living room and found that Li Xinyan had already prepared breakfast.

"Yi, I'm going to participate in the art fair today, so I won't eat, I'll go first." Li Xinyan kissed Qin Yi on the cheek and went out.

Qin Yi was the only one left in the room.

Qin Yi fell into deep thought, recalling what he saw and heard in the underworld last night, the pale Qin Yi finally made a call.

"Hello~ Hello, this is the psychiatrist consultation center, how can I help you?"

"Doctor, let me tell you something. I went to the underworld yesterday. Do you know that Zhong Kui can play Werewolf, he will be a werewolf and I will be a commoner, and I can't survive the next day in each game... Also, Lord Yan actually uses Meituan to take out food and has registered as a Meituan member..."

……

"Sir, are you saying that you went to the underworld last night?"

"Yes."

"And it was by car?"

"That's right, a one-handed Ferrari."

……

"Sir, don't get excited, I'll transfer you to the psychiatric department of the municipal hospital."