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Qin Yi has always had a good relationship with the toilet, squatting on the toilet, turning on the Wanjie mobile phone, and reaching the sky with one click.

When he came to Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor was sitting on the throne, studying the Iron Man suit given to him by Tony Stark.

"Hey, brother Jade Emperor, the freshness hasn't passed yet~" Qin Yi walked slowly to the main hall and said lazily.

The Jade Emperor raised his head. When he saw Qin Yi, he was ecstatic. He immediately stepped down from the throne and greeted him, "Hey, General Qin, what brought you here...Come here, show General Qin some tea!"

"No need, prepare yourself."

Qin Yi shook the Otto thermos in his hand, which was soaked with the three-view repair liquid with wolfberry.

At this time, there are only a few maids in the Lingxiao Palace except the Jade Emperor. At this time, all the immortal friends should go back to their respective homes and find their own mothers.

The three fairies of the Moon Palace must have gone to bed in the Guanghan Palace. Qin Yi planned to go to the Guanghan Palace after getting the gift to see if he could take advantage of it.

"General Qin, it's so late, why did you come to Heaven?" Jade Emperor asked puzzled.

"Hehe, bad old man, you said you have a big gift for me, so is it possible that you're going to renege on it?" Qin Yi crossed his arms and showed a sneer of nuclear kindness.

The Jade Emperor quickly clapped his hands, and said with a sneer: "No, no, if you want to thank you, I will naturally prepare it for you, but I thought that it is so late, and according to General Qin's style, I should come back tomorrow..."

Qin Yi nodded. The Jade Emperor was right. If it was a normal day, he was playing some interesting games with Mrs. Qin or Teacher Yu Mo at this time, so naturally he would not have time to come to Heaven.

"Okay, stop talking nonsense, don't be fooled, Brother Jade Emperor, what is your so-called big gift, let me open your eyes!" Qin Yi asked impatiently.

Because Qin Yi has been in the Celestial Fairy Group for so long, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother's family properties have basically been emptied by him, so Qin Yi is very curious, what treasures the Jade Emperor can have at the bottom of the box.

The Jade Emperor showed a weird smile, Qin Yi saw goose bumps all over his body.

"General Qin, close your Sharingan first."

"Don't fix those useless ones!"

"Close it, otherwise how can I surprise you?"

Qin Yi simply closed his eyes, and then heard a rustling sound. He always felt that the situation was not good!
So Qin Yi quickly opened his eyes, and his scalp went numb from the scene in front of him!

"Fuck Nima!"

At this time, the Jade Emperor was trying to change into a Lolita dress, because Qin Yi suddenly opened his eyes, and the scene was funny!

"General Qin, why did you open your eyes early? How can I surprise you like this!" Jade Emperor said with some embarrassment.

"Surprise wool, this is called fright!"

Qin Yi had black hair, sullen eyes, and a 40-meter-long knife in his hand.

With a flash of the knife, the Lolita women's uniform turned into a pile of rags!

"General Qin, what are you doing? I prepared a gift for you with good intentions..."

"Prepare a hammer!" Qin Yi put the knife on the Jade Emperor's neck, and said viciously: "What a bad old man, you think you are a big boss in women's clothing if you just wear a Lolita? Please shave your lush face first, can't you? Pretend to be a cute girl!"

As he said that, Qin Yi took the 40-meter-long knife as a 360-degree waste razor with no dead ends. He operated it like a tiger, and the Jade Emperor's beard fell to the ground, turning him into a handsome but obscene man.

"Oh, General Qin, you helped me shave my beard, and I feel much refreshed, and my whole body is not greasy anymore... Wait for me, I'll go and take out that Japanese college outfit and show you how to wear it..."

Qin Yi was furious, his eyes were bloodshot, and the blade hit the Jade Emperor's face directly.

"Damn old man, why are you kidding me? Believe it or not, I blocked your account!"

The Jade Emperor laughed and comforted him, "General Qin, I was just kidding you just now!"

Gritting his teeth, Qin Yi was so angry that his prostate hurt, he said angrily: "That is to say, you didn't prepare a serious thank you gift for me?"

The Jade Emperor showed an intriguing smirk, then pushed the blade away, and then said: "General Qin, don't be angry, this is called throwing bricks to attract jade, the real gift is behind!"

Qin Yi rolled his eyes out of 36 heavens, then glared fiercely at the Jade Emperor, and said sharply: "Don't engage in such gaudy and crooked ways in the future, or don't blame me for not keeping anyone under the knife next time... And I don't need to watch you throw bricks, do you know hot eyes? Just attract jade!"

After being reprimanded by Qin Yi, the Jade Emperor looked lonely and sighed: "Well, since General Qin doesn't like setting the stage, I'll get straight to the point, let's go!"

Afterwards, the Jade Emperor took Qin Yi away from the Lingxiao Palace. The two chatted along the way, and before they knew it, they came to a fairy mountain shrouded in clouds and mist.

Qin Yi frowned, turned to look at the Jade Emperor, and asked with a confused look: "Brother Jade Emperor, why did you bring me here? Is there a mine in the mountain? Or is there a girl in the mountain?"

The Jade Emperor smiled very charmingly, and subconsciously stroked his beard, but found that the beard had just been shaved off by Qin Yi's machete.

"General Qin, you have been in Heaven for so long, you probably haven't been here before~"

Hearing this, Qin Yi was in a daze and looked around, only to realize that the place Jade Emperor brought him was very strange.

"Damn it, I didn't pay attention just now, it seems that I have never been to this place..."

Qin Yi scratched his head, feeling incredible.

After spending so long in the Heavenly Court, Qin Yi has managed to "explore and discover" every corner of the Immortal Continent, and even the boudoirs of all the fairies.

But Qin Yi has never been to this place.

Seeing that Qin Yi's face was full of bewilderment, the Jade Emperor pointed to the majestic fairy mountain in front of him, and said with a smile: "General Qin, this mountain is called Jianling Mountain."

"Damn it, god he mew Sword Spirit Mountain?" Qin Yi was dumbfounded.

The Jade Emperor smiled and shook his head, and continued: "General Qin, this is not the Sword Spirit Mountain where there used to be a Spirit Sword Mountain, don't get me wrong."

"Huh~ This is almost the same~ Otherwise, my three views will be shattered again." Qin Yi patted his chest and breathed a sigh of relief.

"General Qin, the Heavenly Court Immortal Realm has bred countless immortals since ancient times. However, due to reincarnation, countless seniors of the immortal clan have fallen during this period... In the sword spirit mountain in front of you, there is a sword mound. Inside the sword mound are piled up the ancient fairy swords left by all the fallen immortals."

After the Jade Emperor finished his statement, Qin Yi's pupils trembled, and he couldn't help sighing: "Wow, it turned out to be the Sword Tomb of the Immortal Clan... Good guy, there is something inside!"

The Jade Emperor patted Qin Yi's shoulder and said with a smile: "Hahaha, General Qin, this Sword Spirit Mountain is the last treasure in my fairy world. I wonder if General Qin is satisfied with this thank you gift?"