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Chapter 63 The Most Luxurious Zoo in History
On the circus exhibition stand in the center of the zoo, Qin Yi held a whip in his hand, and in front of him were small animals lined up in the sky.
"Relax~"
"Stand at attention~"
"Look to the right!"
"Look forward!"
"Six-eared macaque, your beer belly has leaked out, keep your chest up, your belly in, and your head up!"
"Banjiao Qingniu, no hippie smiles are allowed, Taibaijinxing will pamper you, but I won't!"
"Shoutiangou, stick your hands to the seam of your trousers and look forward!"
"Yaochi koi, now is the time to stand in a military posture. If you take a sip of water, you will die. You... Oh, ahem~ If you die, then drink it. If it is not enough, I have a bottle of Baisui Mountain..."
……
Asking everyone to stand in a military posture, Qin Yi began to roll the roll.
"Jade Rabbit."
"To!"
"Pegasus."
"To!"
"Six-eared macaque."
"To!"
"Yaochi koi."
"To!"
"Listen carefully."
"To!"
"Iron Eater!"
"To!"
……
When all the staff are present, everyone can speak human language, which makes management much easier.
But Qin Yi couldn't help laughing when he saw the so-called iron-eating beast.
Iron-eating beast, Chi You's mount, its identity and name sound quite domineering, but it is actually a giant panda that is so cute and stupid...
Soon Qin Yi regained his seriousness, and shook the whip in his hand, "Everyone, gather together a group of unorganized and undisciplined guys like you, I did a rough calculation, and it's about [-] merits worth of food per month!
This is not counting the snacks and miscellaneous expenses, but I have paid the five insurances and one housing fund for you very kindly!
So if any of you don't put on a show after the zoo opens, don't even think about having dinner! "
The Jade Rabbit sobbed: "Apostle, you abused pets, I'm going back to Fairy Chang'e, woo woo woo..."
Qin Yi sneered, "Hehe, I have already sent a husky and two corgis to Fairy Chang'e, and you have fallen out of favor since then, just give me a performance here!"
"By the way, six-eared macaque, when the time comes, I will show the children a show like breaking a big stone in the chest, or I will ask Sun Dasheng to borrow a golden cudgel and you will be responsible for juggling two!"
"As for you, Brother Tianma, I don't need you to perform Tianma Meteor Fist. You are the face of our zoo. Just stand there and be handsome. If a girl wants to take a photo with you, then charge her 100 yuan a piece! If she wants to ride you, she will charge [-] yuan... Don't get excited. I also know that Ma Shan is ridden by others and bullied by others.
"And you Iron Eater, don't stare at me. In this world, you are not Chi You's mount, you are just a giant panda. Remember, you must be cute. In front of tourists, you must manage your expressions well. If you can't, let sister Yutu teach you!"
……
Half an hour passed, and Qin Yi finished the lecture, and he was generally satisfied.
The dozen or so pets in front of Qin Yi's eyes are the core tickets for the wildlife park!
That's why Qin Yi spent 30 yuan to build a circus in the center of the zoo.
"I always feel that something is missing..." Qin Yi frowned.
Looking at the listless favorites in front of him, Qin Yi suddenly reacted, "Yes, you guys are living too lazy in the sky, all of you are hunched over with beer bellies, it seems that you need to find a ruthless character to be the boss, lead you, and urge you to practice the vest line!"
After thinking about it, Qin Yi thought of the most suitable "candidate".
"Sister-in-law Moxie, help me train them first. I'm going to Africa and I'll be back in two days."
Qin Yi walked out of the wild animal park, and in a corner where no one was around, he took out the Xingtian armor summoner.
"Xingtian armor, fit!"
After a set of fancy transformation moves, Qin Yi completed the armor integration.
"Xing Tianju!"
Qin Yi then summoned Xing Tian's armored mount and rode on Xing Tian's colt. Qin Yi soared into the sky and went to the sky.
A civil aviation plane was running normally in the stratosphere. The captain piloted the plane with one hand, and touched the flight attendant's thigh with the other hand, humming a ditty.
Suddenly, through the glass beside him, the captain saw Qin Yi riding a Xing Tian horse and wearing Xing Tian armor.
The captain first looked at Qin Yi in a daze, then his hands shook in fright, and the stewardess blushed and said coquettishly, "I hate it".
Then Qin Yi beckoned, then accelerated his flight, and disappeared from the captain's sight...
From the northern hemisphere to the southern hemisphere, across the equator, about half an hour's drive, Xing Tianju landed on the African prairie!
Spring is here, and animals are in the season of lying down again. The sun shines on the male lion, and the male lion lies on the lioness...
Qin Yi strolled on the vast prairie, feeling the refreshing fragrance of soil mixed with animal excrement, he couldn't help closing his eyes and being intoxicated by it.
After walking for more than ten minutes, Qin Yi's eyes lit up, "I finally found it, my dear flat-headed brother!"
Not far away, an African honeypot is lying in the grass basking in the sun.
This is the circus leader Qin Yi is looking for!
The African honey badger is nicknamed "Pingtouge".The body length is only [-] centimeters, but it is the most awesome big brother on the African savannah!
As the saying goes:
"Society flat-headed brother, people don't talk too much, whether Africa is chaotic or not, the flat-head has the final say!"
In terms of fighting, Brother Pingtou is not afraid!
Because Brother Pingtou has been acting all his life, either fighting or on the way to fight...
Suddenly, three hyenas with "anal diggers" came near Brother Pingtou.
Brother Pingtou saw this and started to dig a hole with his legs...
This is a famous scene, Qin Yi immediately took out his mobile phone and took a group photo to commemorate it!
Because Brother Pingtou is not on a whim, but digging his opponent's grave wholeheartedly!
Then the petite flat-headed brother turned his head and started fighting with three hyenas that were three or four times his size.
"Three Greats Fight Lu Bu"!
Another famous scene, Qin Yi quickly found the right angle, and took a photo with the flat-headed brother who was crazy about A.
With the flexible walking A and the use of the carbine bless taunt skill, the three hyenas were quickly beaten and fled by the flat-headed brother.
Brother Pingtou was bored with this victory, so he lay on the ground and continued to bask in the sun.
Qin Yi smiled and stepped forward.
"Brother Pingtou, hello, I'm from... Fuck!"
When Brother Pingtou saw Qin Yi, he started digging a hole without saying a word. This was preparing Qin Yi's grave.
Qin Yi had no choice but to extract a elixir from the mobile phone warehouse and threw it into Brother Pingtou's mouth.
"Spirit Beast Pill!"
Animals who take this elixir can gain the ability to communicate with humans.
Qin Yi continued: "Brother Pingtou, calm down, I'm here to discuss cooperation with you, and I want to sign a contract with you..."
"What kind of cooperation are you talking about, what kind of contract are you signing? I was born to fight, and I will never enter the entertainment industry in this life. If you don't fight with me, get out!" Brother Pingtou is also quite irritable.
Qin Yi smiled, "Brother Pingtou, you have no opponents on the African prairie, and the heights are extremely cold, why not come with me, I have a lot of high-quality sparring partners, I will definitely let you play very well every day!"
Brother Pingtou was moved when he heard it.
Then Qin Yi rode on the fire horse and flew to Huaxia with Brother Pingtou...
The captain of the circus troupe was born out of nowhere!
"Relax~"
"Stand at attention~"
"Look to the right!"
"Look forward!"
"Six-eared macaque, your beer belly has leaked out, keep your chest up, your belly in, and your head up!"
"Banjiao Qingniu, no hippie smiles are allowed, Taibaijinxing will pamper you, but I won't!"
"Shoutiangou, stick your hands to the seam of your trousers and look forward!"
"Yaochi koi, now is the time to stand in a military posture. If you take a sip of water, you will die. You... Oh, ahem~ If you die, then drink it. If it is not enough, I have a bottle of Baisui Mountain..."
……
Asking everyone to stand in a military posture, Qin Yi began to roll the roll.
"Jade Rabbit."
"To!"
"Pegasus."
"To!"
"Six-eared macaque."
"To!"
"Yaochi koi."
"To!"
"Listen carefully."
"To!"
"Iron Eater!"
"To!"
……
When all the staff are present, everyone can speak human language, which makes management much easier.
But Qin Yi couldn't help laughing when he saw the so-called iron-eating beast.
Iron-eating beast, Chi You's mount, its identity and name sound quite domineering, but it is actually a giant panda that is so cute and stupid...
Soon Qin Yi regained his seriousness, and shook the whip in his hand, "Everyone, gather together a group of unorganized and undisciplined guys like you, I did a rough calculation, and it's about [-] merits worth of food per month!
This is not counting the snacks and miscellaneous expenses, but I have paid the five insurances and one housing fund for you very kindly!
So if any of you don't put on a show after the zoo opens, don't even think about having dinner! "
The Jade Rabbit sobbed: "Apostle, you abused pets, I'm going back to Fairy Chang'e, woo woo woo..."
Qin Yi sneered, "Hehe, I have already sent a husky and two corgis to Fairy Chang'e, and you have fallen out of favor since then, just give me a performance here!"
"By the way, six-eared macaque, when the time comes, I will show the children a show like breaking a big stone in the chest, or I will ask Sun Dasheng to borrow a golden cudgel and you will be responsible for juggling two!"
"As for you, Brother Tianma, I don't need you to perform Tianma Meteor Fist. You are the face of our zoo. Just stand there and be handsome. If a girl wants to take a photo with you, then charge her 100 yuan a piece! If she wants to ride you, she will charge [-] yuan... Don't get excited. I also know that Ma Shan is ridden by others and bullied by others.
"And you Iron Eater, don't stare at me. In this world, you are not Chi You's mount, you are just a giant panda. Remember, you must be cute. In front of tourists, you must manage your expressions well. If you can't, let sister Yutu teach you!"
……
Half an hour passed, and Qin Yi finished the lecture, and he was generally satisfied.
The dozen or so pets in front of Qin Yi's eyes are the core tickets for the wildlife park!
That's why Qin Yi spent 30 yuan to build a circus in the center of the zoo.
"I always feel that something is missing..." Qin Yi frowned.
Looking at the listless favorites in front of him, Qin Yi suddenly reacted, "Yes, you guys are living too lazy in the sky, all of you are hunched over with beer bellies, it seems that you need to find a ruthless character to be the boss, lead you, and urge you to practice the vest line!"
After thinking about it, Qin Yi thought of the most suitable "candidate".
"Sister-in-law Moxie, help me train them first. I'm going to Africa and I'll be back in two days."
Qin Yi walked out of the wild animal park, and in a corner where no one was around, he took out the Xingtian armor summoner.
"Xingtian armor, fit!"
After a set of fancy transformation moves, Qin Yi completed the armor integration.
"Xing Tianju!"
Qin Yi then summoned Xing Tian's armored mount and rode on Xing Tian's colt. Qin Yi soared into the sky and went to the sky.
A civil aviation plane was running normally in the stratosphere. The captain piloted the plane with one hand, and touched the flight attendant's thigh with the other hand, humming a ditty.
Suddenly, through the glass beside him, the captain saw Qin Yi riding a Xing Tian horse and wearing Xing Tian armor.
The captain first looked at Qin Yi in a daze, then his hands shook in fright, and the stewardess blushed and said coquettishly, "I hate it".
Then Qin Yi beckoned, then accelerated his flight, and disappeared from the captain's sight...
From the northern hemisphere to the southern hemisphere, across the equator, about half an hour's drive, Xing Tianju landed on the African prairie!
Spring is here, and animals are in the season of lying down again. The sun shines on the male lion, and the male lion lies on the lioness...
Qin Yi strolled on the vast prairie, feeling the refreshing fragrance of soil mixed with animal excrement, he couldn't help closing his eyes and being intoxicated by it.
After walking for more than ten minutes, Qin Yi's eyes lit up, "I finally found it, my dear flat-headed brother!"
Not far away, an African honeypot is lying in the grass basking in the sun.
This is the circus leader Qin Yi is looking for!
The African honey badger is nicknamed "Pingtouge".The body length is only [-] centimeters, but it is the most awesome big brother on the African savannah!
As the saying goes:
"Society flat-headed brother, people don't talk too much, whether Africa is chaotic or not, the flat-head has the final say!"
In terms of fighting, Brother Pingtou is not afraid!
Because Brother Pingtou has been acting all his life, either fighting or on the way to fight...
Suddenly, three hyenas with "anal diggers" came near Brother Pingtou.
Brother Pingtou saw this and started to dig a hole with his legs...
This is a famous scene, Qin Yi immediately took out his mobile phone and took a group photo to commemorate it!
Because Brother Pingtou is not on a whim, but digging his opponent's grave wholeheartedly!
Then the petite flat-headed brother turned his head and started fighting with three hyenas that were three or four times his size.
"Three Greats Fight Lu Bu"!
Another famous scene, Qin Yi quickly found the right angle, and took a photo with the flat-headed brother who was crazy about A.
With the flexible walking A and the use of the carbine bless taunt skill, the three hyenas were quickly beaten and fled by the flat-headed brother.
Brother Pingtou was bored with this victory, so he lay on the ground and continued to bask in the sun.
Qin Yi smiled and stepped forward.
"Brother Pingtou, hello, I'm from... Fuck!"
When Brother Pingtou saw Qin Yi, he started digging a hole without saying a word. This was preparing Qin Yi's grave.
Qin Yi had no choice but to extract a elixir from the mobile phone warehouse and threw it into Brother Pingtou's mouth.
"Spirit Beast Pill!"
Animals who take this elixir can gain the ability to communicate with humans.
Qin Yi continued: "Brother Pingtou, calm down, I'm here to discuss cooperation with you, and I want to sign a contract with you..."
"What kind of cooperation are you talking about, what kind of contract are you signing? I was born to fight, and I will never enter the entertainment industry in this life. If you don't fight with me, get out!" Brother Pingtou is also quite irritable.
Qin Yi smiled, "Brother Pingtou, you have no opponents on the African prairie, and the heights are extremely cold, why not come with me, I have a lot of high-quality sparring partners, I will definitely let you play very well every day!"
Brother Pingtou was moved when he heard it.
Then Qin Yi rode on the fire horse and flew to Huaxia with Brother Pingtou...
The captain of the circus troupe was born out of nowhere!
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