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With a sound of "嗖", Hou Yi flew backwards, broke a big mountain, and then slid out of a long and narrow moat against the ground!

In the end, Hou Yi was forced to use the prostate brake to stabilize his figure.

Not long after, Hou Yi got up from the pit, his whole body in a state of distress, and the color on his bald head was no longer as bright as before.

"Bah~"

Hou Yi spat out a mouthful of blood, and there was a broken molar in the blood.He is a half-god, half-demon, and he can be considered a "tank" in terms of physical hardware.So it can be seen from this, how terrifying the power of the punch he received just now is!
Then, Hou Yi raised his head and looked around, his eyes were scarlet.

At the end of the line of sight, a handsome handsome man stood in front of Fairy Chang'e, it was Emperor Qin Xiu who was the King of Kings.

Before Emperor Xiu appeared, black clouds were overwhelming the city and wanted to destroy it!
Emperor Xiu arrived, and the armor light opened to the golden scales of Japan!

With the appearance of Qin Yi, the sky over Huaguo Mountain was completely cloudless and cloudless!

And this is a man with his own BGM, and there are six speakers around him, playing passionate and inspiring pure music.

Hou Yi was startled for a while, then clenched his fists, bursts of devilish energy rose from his body.

"Hahaha~ General Qin, you finally came out. I thought you were a shrinking turtle, and you dare not come out to fight!" Hou Yi wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and laughed wildly.

Qin Yi looked indifferent, this time it was indeed his negligence, and he said sharply: "Hou Yi, I never thought you would take advantage of the fire to rob and release all the repeat offenders in the prison. This is a heinous crime. As the number one general in the heavens, I announce that you will be sealed and arrested, and I will see you without mentioning it!"

"Brother Qin, you're here!" Fairy Chang'e was emotional and hugged Qin Yi's waist from behind.

Seeing this, Zixia breathed a sigh of relief, at least it showed that there was nothing wrong with Chang'e's sexual orientation.

But when Hou Yi saw it, he was so angry that his pupils were trembling.

After seeing Qin Yi, all the immortals in the heavenly court were also ecstatic. With General Qin around, there has never been any surprise!

The Jade Emperor also came up and asked quietly: "General Qin, why did you come here? I didn't answer your phone call just now, and shaking the window didn't work!"

"Ahem, it's not important. Anyway, this general is here. I'm here. Brother Jade Emperor, don't panic!"

"Oh, General Qin is really a MAX boyfriend, making people feel safe!" Jade Emperor winked at Qin Yi.

Qin Yi's appearance was too hot, like a bright star, which made everyone's eyes focus on him alone. This is the "Xiuer Effect" known to everyone in the world.

Simply put, wherever Xiuer haunts, it is always the focus of attention!
"Sister Chang'e, don't be afraid, I'm by your side, then no one can hurt you." Qin Yi turned around, smiled, and stroked Fairy Chang'e's hair.

Fairy Chang'e also looked at Qin Yi affectionately, a shyness appeared on her beautiful cheeks.

Then Fairy Chang'e turned on the freestyle mode, hooked Qin Yi's little finger, and rapped softly: "I don't necessarily need sugar and roses, I just want you to snuggle up when I'm tired, just pull the hook like this, always, always, stay with me~"

Qin Yi's eyes lit up, and he said in surprise: "Oh, let me go, sister Chang'e, you already know how to rap, and you can participate in "The Rap of the Three Realms" in the future!"

Fairy Chang'e was a little shy, and asked unconfidently: "I ~ I can also make a C debut with poetry recitation like me?"

Qin Yi nodded affirmatively. Fairy Chang'e felt very happy, so she kissed Qin Yi's side face.

Seeing Chang'e kissing Qin Yi's face, Zixia secretly breathed a sigh of relief, which proved once again that Fairy Chang'e is a "normal" girl.

But Hou Yi saw all this in his eyes, and smoke started to smoke from his bald head!

"It's so disgusting...to spread dog food in public!" Hou Yi clenched his fists so hard that his nails were embedded in his palms, and his hoarse voice was full of jealousy, "Qin Yi, today I want to settle the old and new grudges with you and kill you pair of mandarin ducks!"

Qin Yi temporarily sent Fairy Chang'e to Zixia's side, then looked at Houyi in the distance, and then laughed and said, "Oh, okay~ I just realized that you have become an old bald donkey. You are really like a light bulb."

"Qin Yi, don't forget that if a person becomes bald, he becomes stronger. You are dead, even Jesus will not be able to keep you, as I said!" Hou Yi roared emotionally and full of anger.

With disdain on Qin Yi's handsome face, he chuckled lightly and said, "Huh~ You slipped through the net of the nine-year compulsory education, right?"

"My father said that the kidney stores the essence, and its beauty is in the hair. Although the nutrition of the hair comes from the blood, its vitality is actually rooted in the kidney. So in summary, if you become bald, the kidney will fail. For men, if the kidney fails, then it is nothing."

Qin Yi's words made Hou Yi furious, and immediately retorted: "You~you~you are slandering, slandering, I am a real man...Qin Yi, your kidney is disabled!"

It was a matter of a man's dignity, so Hou Yi naturally couldn't let it go, especially after being told by Qin Yi, he really felt a little pain in his waist.

But Qin Yi showed an evil smile, and then looked at Fairy Chang'e, "Sister Chang'e, what do you think of my kidney?"

Fairy Chang'e was suddenly cueed, feeling a little embarrassed, blushing and stammering: "I hate it~ Your kidney is very good, so I am fine with you~"

"Pfft~"

Hou Yi was so angry that blood surged in his chest, and he spurted out a mouthful of blood, almost falling to the ground.

Single dogs always have to bear such sweet crit!
"Qin Yi, I will take your life today!" Hou Yi roared, and the Divine Sword flew up from the ruins and fell into his hands.

In an instant, the sky was covered with dark clouds again, and on the vast continent of the demon world, sand and rocks were flying, the trees wanted to be quiet but the wind kept going!

Qin Yi stood on the top of Huaguo Mountain, with his hands behind his back, his eyes were calm.

"Baldhead Qiang, I shouldn't have spared your life last time. You will not be so lucky this time."

"Don't call me bald!"

"Okay, strong bald head."

Hou Yi couldn't bear it anymore, he raised the Supreme Sword, and a thunderbolt fell from the sky, striking at Qin Yi.

“Spicy Chicken~”

With a wave of Qin Yi's hand, the thunderbolt changed direction directly and struck Hou Yi's bald head!

"Damn it, flax fell!" Hou Yi screamed in a powerful voice in pain.

Afterwards, Hou Yi heard mocking laughter, and saw all the immortals in the heaven and the monster army laughing, even the ghosts and monsters around him couldn't help laughing.

Hou Yi looked confused, but because he didn't bring a mirror, he could only turn his back on it, took a picture of it after urinating, and suddenly became furious.

Because he found that on his bald forehead, the lightning bolt just now carved a tattoo with the words "Kidney Deficiency"