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Qin Yi's eyes narrowed into a narrow slit.

Even if he couldn't move his whole body and fell into the hands of the vanguard of justice, he didn't frown, and he could still laugh out loud and say these arrogant words.

This kind of madman is only him, the "King of Batteries" Zhou!
"Mr. Zhou, just after you were released, you stole the battery again. Don't you have any sense of shame and social responsibility?" Qin Yi said angrily because he was just.

Someone from Zhou smiled evilly and said lazily: "Hehe~ The battery is faith. I don't like battery cars that cost less than 3000 yuan!"

When Qin Yi heard this, he trembled with anger, and reprimanded him: "Presumptuous, this is a society ruled by law, and you are not allowed to mess around. If you are short of money, you can find a decent job and work peacefully?"

"Part-time job?" Someone Zhou smiled arrogantly when he heard it, "Hahaha~ part-time job? Mr. Qin, you really made me laugh!"

"I, Zhou, stand upright with a battery. It is impossible to work part-time, and it is impossible to work part-time in this life! I heard that there are priorities, and there is a specialization in bottle theft. I looked up and laughed and went out. How could I be a worker? This is my Zhou's creed in life. A prince will rather have a battery!"

Soaring ambitions, someone Zhou, countless batteries come up from the sky!
Crazy, there is a reason for being crazy, after all, in modern society, technology is king!
Qin Yi was so dazed by Zhou's words, his blood boiled, and he wished to turn the other party's chair, and then, like Teacher Wang Feng, asked, "What is your dream!"

Moreover, Mr. Zhou was a man of character, which made it easy for Qin Yi to resonate with him.

Fortunately, Mr. Conan reminded at the critical moment, "Emperor Qin, don't be fooled by his bullying words, no matter what, he stole the battery, and even stole your grandma's battery!"

Qin Yi woke up in an instant, with anger reappearing on his face, he grabbed someone Zhou by the collar, and said viciously: "Stinky boy, are you from Dunhuang? There are so many murals, I almost believed your evil! You stole the battery and stole it from my grandmother, then this matter will never end!"

Someone Zhou shook his head and laughed, and whispered: "Others laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for not having a bottle. Mr. Qin, do you think I stole the battery for money?"

"Then you are wrong. I told you from the beginning that what I, Zhou, stole was not the battery, but my unchanging belief in this life. All the batteries I stole, I stuffed soft sister coins under the seat cushion of the battery car of the owner, enough for them to replace with new batteries."

After hearing this, Qin Yi was dumbfounded, and said in surprise: "Damn it, you stole someone's battery and left money for him, what kind of honey operation?!"

Zhou laughed loudly, and then explained: "Mr. Qin, the purpose of keeping the money is to allow car owners to buy new batteries. In this way, I can continue to steal their new batteries. Then I will use the money from the stolen batteries to give them to buy new batteries...Mr. Qin, you are a college student. You must understand the principle of perpetual motion machines. In this way, the car owner has no loss. My skills can also be used. Win-win!"

"Fuck!"

Qin Xiudi, Bai Zhantang, and Mr. Conan all spoke in unison.

The oriental culture is extensive and profound, and the word "fuck" is popular all over the world!

Cao reads four times, expressing anger!
Cao reads four times, expressing amazement!
Cao read it, expressing contempt!
Cao reads twice, expressing doubts!
Cao read softly, expressing fright!
Wo is pronounced softly, and cao is pronounced four times, which means "the old iron is fine"!
Qin Yi's jaw dropped in shock. Zhou's "perpetual motion logic" and "win-win theory" are full of profound philosophical meaning.This made Qin Yi couldn't help thinking of Professor Jing Ze, the discoverer of the "Law of True Fragrance"!
But Qin Yi shook his head, calmed down immediately, smiled disdainfully, and said: "Mr. Zhou, no matter how much you argue, you are still a bottle thief. What you said just now is even more logic of a robber. I will bring you to justice right now, the vicissitudes of justice!"

But at this moment, the effect of Bai Zhantang's acupressure just disappeared, and Zhou suddenly regained his ability to move!
Qin Yi didn't expect it, but Zhou had quick eyesight and quick hands, picked up the battery on the ground and threw it at Qin Yi.

"bass!"

A thunderbolt streaked across the sky, and a 40-meter-long knife shot out across the sky.

"Thunder Half Moon Slash!"

The light of the knife appears, the battery is broken, and the years are wasted!

Bai Zhantang smiled wryly and said: "Emperor Qin, how can you kill a chicken with a sledgehammer!"

Qin Yi looked up and saw that Zhou took the opportunity to escape to the corridor entrance of the rooftop.

"Hahaha, Mr. Qin, I, Mr. Zhou, take a step first. If there is a destiny, see you in Jianghu some other day, Gu Debai!"

Zhou was very excited, because he had already reached the entrance of the corridor, thinking he could escape from Qin Yi's grasp.

Suddenly, the most heart-pounding episode of Detective Conan begins!
Conan-kun, as the master of BGM, has the appearance of Kudo Shinichi reflected in his eyes.

Conan pressed the switch on his waist, and a football popped out of the black technology belt given by Dr. A Li.

Then Conan squatted down, pressed the button on the black technology sneakers, then charged up, and then kicked out!
"Whoosh!"

With a powerful kick, comparable to Messi and Ronaldo, the football draws a beautiful arc in the air, like a shooting star!
In the blink of an eye, with a bang, the football landed on someone Zhou's back.

"Pfft~"

Someone in Zhou spit out a mouthful of salt soda, rolled his eyes, and fell directly to a dog eating shit, and then couldn't get up, lost his ability to move again, and passed out in a coma.

"Conan-kun, you did a great job!"

"Great Qin Emperor, don't be 6 in the basics."

Pretending to be aggressive is a kind of self-cultivation, and it is a compulsory course for stepping into the Tianqin Empire.

The three of Qin Yi walked up to the unconscious Zhou, and Bai Zhantang took a breath test, and then said, "Emperor Qin, he's fine, he's just in a coma. How should we deal with him? Call the police directly?"

Conan smiled and looked at Qin Yi, "Emperor Qin, I have a proposal."

"Conan-kun, but it's okay to say."

"Emperor Qin, I think someone this week is also talented. Among the bottle robbers, he is the best. Didn't you say that the Avengers are short of manpower? Why don't you recruit this guy? With a little special training, he should be able to become an excellent [Battery Man]!"

Bai Zhantang shook his head, and then expressed his opinion: "Mr. Conan, I think it is better to train him to be a tomb robber than to train him to be a battery man! As the level increases, he can be transferred to Mojin Xiaowei, Mountain Moving Taoist, General Faqiu, or Xiling Lishi in the later stage. It is also a contribution to society!"

After listening to the proposal of the two, Qin Yi smiled awkwardly, "Eh~ two lovers, have you watched too many Marvel movies and notes on tomb robbers..."

"Find my grandma's battery first!!!"