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Qin Yi took off his sunglasses, his gaze fixed on the figure of Nightingale.

Nightingale felt a terrifying aura enveloping her, since she pissed off Young Master Qin on the phone just now, she must pay for the trip now!
The old man said, "I'd rather mess with King Yama than Xiu Erlang!"

But Nightingale suffers when she suffers, she and her father don't know each other well.

When the female teachers saw that Qin Yi's gaze had been on Nightingale, the fire of gossip ignited blazingly.

"Teacher Yu Mo, who is this handsome guy who drives a Ferrari with one hand?"

"It's not your boyfriend, is it?"

"It's so handsome, I like it so much!"

"Ah bah, is that what you call liking? You, like me, are greedy!"

……

After being questioned by several colleagues, Nightingale gave a wry smile and said, "This is my brother."

"Oh my god, that's easy, Teacher Yumo, quickly introduce your brother to me, I can give birth to a monkey for him tonight!"

"I don't mind being a mistress!"

"I can be a primary four!"

……

It can be seen from this that Qin Yi, who drives a Ferrari with one hand, has infinite charm, and the law of "everyone is greedy for his body" has also been confirmed.

However, Qin Yi's family already had Witch Yan and Teacher Yu Mo in front of him, so he naturally looked down on some ordinary girls.

This is like how can you bother to do the test papers for primary school students after you have been admitted to Tsinghua University and Peking University?

Qin Yi hooked his fingers at Yeying, and said in the tone of a young master: "Hang up on me, right~ Mr. Yumo, you've been dancing a lot lately..."

"Give you three seconds, get in the car, or the wheels of the car will repeatedly press your face!"

Nightingale had a resentful look on her face, she gave Qin Yi a blank look, and thought to herself: "Listen, do people say anything?"

Because Qin Yi was already driving a car in his hand, and now he is driving a car in his mouth, as the saying goes, a car within a car, thus he invented "driving a car with a nesting doll".

In Qin Yi's place, everything can be set, one set after another!
At this time, the raindrops in the sky were getting denser and denser, and it was already 12:30 in the night, and Nightingale was obediently getting into Qin Yi's car, while the eyes of the other female teachers were still hard to take away from Qin Yi who was holding the steering wheel with one hand.

"Ahem, Qin Yi, stop making trouble, let's go home and go to bed early." Nightingale's tone was cowardly as soon as she got into the car.

Qin Yi turned his head to look at Nightingale, the co-pilot, and showed a treacherous smile, which made Nightingale's scalp tingle.

"Qin~Qin Yi, I'm warning you, don't mess around, there's surveillance here~"

"Of course I know that there are surveillance cameras everywhere on the commercial street, so my brother fastens your seat belt and drives you to fly."

As he spoke, Qin Yi smiled slightly, and helped Nightingale fasten her seat belt with her own hands.

Nightingale was a little panicked, after all, it was the first time I saw someone with his seat belt fastened! ! !
However, in the next scene, Nightingale was stunned. Qin Yi took out the welding machine and goggles from under his feet.

"You~ what are you going to do?!"

In Qin Yi's clear eyes, there was a desire for electric welding.

Next, Qin Yi welded all the doors and windows of the Ferrari!
"Whoosh~"

A sensational roar blasted the street, and the Ferrari turned into an afterimage. Under the driving of the old driver, it rode away...

At 03:30 in the morning, at the foot of Qiuming Mountain, a Ferrari was parked.

Surrounded by towering trees, the five li radius is deserted.

In the car, there was a strong ambiguous atmosphere, and the disheveled teacher Yu Mo leaned against Qin Yi's arms, the blush on her cold cheeks had not faded.

This is the fate of offending Young Master Qin, the doors and windows of the car are welded to death by you, even if this is not the car to go to kindergarten, you can't fly without wings!

After resting for a while, Nightingale felt sore and weak all over, so she managed to get dressed.

Qin Yi grinned and laughed, "Hmph, Teacher Yu Mo, this is what happens when you challenge me, Qin Xiu'er!"

"You're more than a show? You're a devil!" Nightingale gritted her teeth and cursed.

Qin Yi smiled charmingly and hummed a ditty: "I am Xiu'er among the devils..."

Nightingale gave Qin Yi a blank look, and then said: "Stinky boy, I just watched the trending news, and you actually asked your mother-in-law to light cigarettes for you live, it really belongs to you!"

"Hey, I don't understand, it's just basic operations, I don't understand why everyone insists on deducting 666 for me.

Nightingale sighed, feeling that she and the king in front of her were out of place, so she changed the subject and asked, "Teacher Qin, you welded the car doors and windows to death, how do we get out?"

Qin Yi was taken aback, "Oh shit, I didn't think too much before I was welded to death!"

nightingale:"……"

Qin Yi: "There's no other way, since it's welded to death, let's continue driving!"

Nightingale was like a frightened bird, her face was pale with fright, but the car door and window were welded dead, and she had nowhere to escape...

At five o'clock in the morning, the heavy rain drifted to the next city along with the dark clouds.

After the rain, the sky cleared and the sky was bright. Nightingale had just returned home. She was exhausted and fell asleep on the sofa in the living room.

Qin Yi also felt sorry for Mr. Yu Mo, so he brought blankets and pillows, set them up for him, and touched his chest by the way, what a kind and gentle man he is.

At this time, everyone was sleeping soundly, but Qin Yi was still full of energy, so he went to the balcony, turned on his phone, and clicked to enter the world of the demon world chat group.

Delicate and winged, Qin Yi landed on Huaguo Mountain. According to the Jade Emperor's style of handling things, now he is likely to hold a party in the Water Curtain Cave with all the celestial beings.

But when Qin Yi walked into the Water Curtain Cave, he couldn't help being surprised.

I saw all the immortals in the heaven were all on their backs, collapsed, listless, as if they had just finished masturbation, with a look of hopelessness on their faces.

Qin Yi scratched his head, and asked with a confused face: "Old irons, what's wrong with you? Why are you sick? At this moment, shouldn't you be dancing to the Pure Land of Bliss?"

The Jade Emperor walked up to Qin Yi, and said weakly, "General Qin, you've come, I can't hold it any longer!"

"Oh shit!!!"

Qin Yi turned his head to look, and was terrified. The Jade Emperor in front of him was scorched and skinny, as if he had walked out of a famine area.

"Brother Jade Emperor, are you okay? I haven't seen you for a day. Why are you so skinny?!" Qin Yi exclaimed.

The Jade Emperor smiled wryly, held Qin Yi's hand, his eyes were moist, "General Qin, the well is empty!"

After hearing this, Qin Yi was even more shocked, "Fuck, Teacher Cang is here? Where? Where is he? Hurry up and ask for an autograph!"

The Jade Emperor sighed and cried: "General Qin, where are you going? I mean, the granary is empty, the well is empty, and everyone is so hungry that their chests are stuck to their backs. It's hard!"

Three black lines appeared on Qin Yi's forehead, he gritted his teeth, "The warehouse is empty, the well is empty... God damn Cangjing empty!"

Then Qin Yi suddenly realized that after the immortals in the heavens became mortals, they would naturally not be able to fast again.

And there is no heavenly nectar and jade dew to satisfy our hunger, so we can only eat whole grains to satisfy our hunger like ordinary people.

And because to maintain their physique, the appetite must be different from ordinary people, so they ate up Huaguo Mountain in just one day.

This is the origin of the idiom "sit and eat the mountain and the sky", anyway, it is written in Qin Yimeng's diary.