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Can't bear it, no need to bear it anymore!

As the strongest ninja in Muye Village, the Jade Emperor has challenged Qin Yi's "forbearance".

"Oh!"

Qin Yi threw the Jade Emperor over his shoulder, and the Jade Emperor stopped.

"Qin~ General Qin, why do you treat me like this?" Jade Emperor patted his buttocks and looked at Qin Yi resentfully.

Qin Yi rolled his eyes and said angrily: "Brother Jade Emperor, the most urgent thing now is not to solve the problem, don't talk about it!"

"Oh, it's easy to say, General Qin, now that there is no spiritual energy in the world, I and all my lovers have lost their immortal bodies, what else can we do?"

The Jade Emperor shook his head and sighed. As the lord of the heavens, he felt melancholy and guilty for being unable to return to heaven in times of crisis.

Qin Yi smiled, stood up, and said forcefully: "All immortal friends, don't panic, I'm here, nothing unexpected!"

All the immortals looked up at Qin Yi together, with hope in their eyes.

Often at the most critical moment, the appearance of General Qin can always save the day, just like an aunt's towel, full of sense of security.

So this is also the reason why all the immortals in the heaven, regardless of men, women and children, are greedy for Qin Yi's body.

Qin Yi cleared his throat, and said loudly: "All immortal friends, although I haven't found a solution to the spiritual energy problem, I have a way to restore your immortal status and re-register your household registration."

The immortals were extremely surprised when they heard this, they looked at each other, and started discussing with each other.

Qin Yi pressed his palm down to signal for everyone to be quiet, and then took out a scroll from the phone.

The scroll was pulled open, emitting dazzling golden light, and the entire Water Curtain Cave was shining brightly.

Seeing this, the Jade Emperor covered his mouth and exclaimed, "This...this is... the list of gods!"

All the immortals were also shocked and filled with emotion, and the atmosphere became active.Qin Yi smiled slightly and said, "Old fellows, although I can't help you ascend to the Heavenly Court and Immortal Realm for the time being, we can get on the train first and then make up for the fare. That's why I got the template for this list of gods. First, register your immortal residence accounts."

Taibai Jinxing stared at Venus, and said excitedly: "General Qin is really talented, he can solve everyone's household registration problem with just a random move, it is indeed a whimsical idea of ​​Pleasant Goat - Heaven divides the sheep!"

Other fairy friends also praised Qin Yi one after another, all kinds of beautiful words made Qin Yi hypnotized.

"Enough is enough, stop flattering me, everyone below will line up in an organized and disciplined manner, and I will re-register your immortal household registration!"

After Qin Yi finished speaking, all the immortals in the heaven lined up according to "height and shortness".

Seeing the orderly team, Qin Yi felt relieved, and then shouted: "I was not born to Emperor Qin Xiu, and the way of writing is like a long night..."

"Pen here!"

When the voice fell to the ground, a 2B pencil appeared in Qin Yi's palm.

Then Qin Yi sat down, and the first person who walked up to him was Nezha. Like an interrogator, Qin Yi asked about Nezha's personal information while filling in the list of gods...

"Next!"

"Hello, General Qin~"

"Name."

"He Xiangu."

"height."

"165."

"Education."

"Yaochi Institute of Technology - Master"

"Measurements."

"General Qin ~ this..."

"Measurements, tell me quickly, don't be silly, there are so many people waiting behind!"

"85～62～86"

"Well, Xiangu is really the golden ratio... next!"

"General Qin, I can answer quickly, my measurements are..."

"I didn't ask your measurements!"

……

Qin Yi wrote the pen himself, and thus started the work of entering the immortal register.

Because there are many members of Heavenly Court, and the information is complex and cumbersome, it is easy to make mistakes.

No, when writing "The Barefoot Immortal", Qin Yi accidentally wrote:

"Chijio Daxian"

But Xiu'er is Xiu'er after all, with far-sightedness that ordinary people can't match!
The reason why Qin Yi used a 2B pencil to write the list of gods was because if he made a typo, he could easily correct it.

Take out the eraser from Qin Yimeng's pencil case, wipe it lightly, and the typos will disappear, Qin Yi immediately showed a wise smile.

Time flew by, half an hour passed, and Qin Yi finally registered everyone's fairy and household registration.

Stretching, the corners of Qin Yi's mouth rose.In this way, at least everyone's status as "immortals" is preserved, which means that all immortals can rejoin the heavenly fairy world with "mortal bodies".

"Welcome the Jade Emperor to join this group"

"Welcome the queen mother to join this group"

……

As the leader of the group, Qin Yi reviewed them one by one. Seeing that the group of immortals in the Heavenly Court had regained their former vigor and vitality, everyone was overjoyed and planned to hold a party in the Water Curtain Cave to celebrate.

However, Qin Yi always felt that something was missing, and couldn't help frowning and fell into deep thought.

"Hey~ Did I miss someone...Let me join you, Sister Chang'e!"

Qin Yi suddenly realized, and immediately walked to Fairy Zixia, "By the way, Miss Xia, where is Sister Chang'e? Why haven't I seen her until now?"

Fairy Zixia raised her eyebrows, and said helplessly, "She couldn't accept the fact that she had returned to the mortal world, so she passed out from crying. I'll take you to see her."

Then Zixia took Qin Yi's hand and came to the single room of the grotto deep in the Water Curtain Cave.

At this time, Fairy Chang'e was lying on the bed, and there were still wet tears on her white and tender face.

Qin Yi couldn't help feeling distressed, and stepped forward to touch Chang'e's face.

Fairy Chang'e's eyelashes fluttered, and she slowly opened her eyes. When she saw Qin Yi, she was so excited that she threw herself into Qin Yi's arms, crying and wiping away her tears.

"Brother Qin, you're finally here, my sister was so sad just now!"

"Cough, calm down."

"Why do you tell me to be calm? I'm just a vase, I can't do anything, I can't eat enough... But I was at least a little fairy before, but now? I am nothing but pretty? Nothing!"

"Sister Chang'e, don't underestimate yourself! You know, in contemporary society, as long as you have good looks, no matter whether you are a fairy or not, you can gain a foothold in the heavens and myriad realms! My father said that good looks are justice!" Qin Yi said while writing the word "positive" on Chang'e Fairy's thigh with a 2B pencil to encourage her.

Then Qin Yi smiled and found that although Fairy Chang'e was stupid, she was very self-aware.

"Sister Chang'e, anyway, don't panic, I'm already thinking of a solution, don't be afraid if I'm here... By the way, I'll help you re-enter the fairyland first!"

Qin Yi picked up a pen and registered Fairy Chang'e's personal information and contact number on the list of gods in one go.

So far, all the members of the Heavenly Court have returned to their immortal status and restored their status as "immortals".

Seeing this, Fairy Chang'e calmed down, leaning against Miss Zixia's arms, and became much quieter.

Afterwards, Qin Yi put away the list of gods and let out a foul breath. At least the situation is not as bad as it was at the beginning.

But having said that, using the list of gods to restore the "celestial status" to the immortals is like spending money to buy a degree. The graduation certificate is in hand, but there is no "real talent and real learning".