The chat group is full of world leaders

Almost everyone has watched Journey to the West, so in everyone's eyes, Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice should be actors of a certain crew.

But what about the white dragon horse tied to the pole beside the road?
While drinking, Tang Sanzang laughed and talked about the wind, "Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha's heart will remain...General Qin, the poor monk wants another plate of roasted pork kidneys!"

Zhu Bajie: "Master, play for fun, make trouble for trouble, don't make fun of my waist~"

Because it was an open-air barbecue stall, and it was midsummer, under the fiery atmosphere, Qin Yihao, Tang Sanzang, master and apprentice all took off their shirts and were shirtless.

This scene caused more question marks on the heads of the people around!
Among other things, let’s talk about Tang Sanzang, who looks like a suave hanging silk monk on weekdays, but when he takes off his shirt, his biceps are pulled up, and his eight-pack abs are arranged neatly, which makes people think of Mr. Saitama!

Qin Yi also felt a little astonished, so he said with a smile: "Master Sanzang, I can't see it, you are usually submissive, take off your clothes and punch your muscles~"

Tang Sanzang smiled shyly, "It's bad~ It's not because there are so many girls in the gym~ This is the motivation for fitness!"

Hearing that there are many girls, Qin Yi's eyes lit up, "Yo Hou~ Then you will exercise in the future, remember to call me!"

"Noproblem!"

There is one thing to say, all the members of the Buddhist chat group are very good at foreign languages, and their words are correct.

After the dishes were over, the chatting for a long time, the topics at the dinner table gradually became serious.

Qin Yi held his chin, pondered for a long time, and murmured: "Master Sanzang, you said that it's been so long, you've gone through a round of reincarnation, and now the Jade Emperor is also going through the calamity, but the God Killing League hasn't made a move for so long, what's the trick?"

Tang Sanzang put down the roasted leeks in his hand, thought for a moment, and said, "General Qin, judging from your past fights with the God Killing League, the ancestor of the demon is extremely sinister. Even if the weather is calm now, you must always be vigilant. After all, there is a risk of being stolen by the enemy at any time... But if you let the poor monk guess the ancestor of the demon, the poor monk really does not have the awareness and foresight."

Sun Wukong also came over and patted Qin Yi on the shoulder, "Brother Qin, but you don't have to worry too much, as long as that guy shows up, the two of us will be able to beat the God Killing League to nothing!"

How could Qin Yi not be worried, because since the last time he killed the Beast of Bai Ze and saved the "Dark Heaven", the God Killing Alliance seemed to have disappeared from the Ten Thousand Realms.

However, the calmer the situation is now, the more Qin Yi feels that the Heavenly Demon Patriarch is plotting a huge conspiracy. If he is caught off guard, the consequences may be unpredictable!
The more he thought about it, the worse he became. In the end, Qin Yi couldn't help but put down the thermos, and started drinking...

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In the middle of the night, Li Xinyan was wearing a piece of clothing, standing on the balcony, her eyes were on the entrance of the community.

Waiting for her husband's home at night seems to be a compulsory course for every wife.

After standing for an unknown amount of time, a dangling figure finally appeared in Li Xinyan's field of vision, and it was Qin Yi who stumbled into the community.

On Li Xinyan's originally calm and indifferent face, the joy that only a little girl in love appeared, she immediately put on her slippers and opened the door.

Not long after, Qin Yi returned to the door of the house, and when he saw Li Xinyan, he threw himself into Li Xinyan's arms.

"Oh my god~ you~ why do you smell like alcohol? How much did you drink?!"

Li Xinyan frowned slightly, Qin Yi in her arms seemed to have just been drilled out of a wine barrel, and her hot breath was also full of strong alcohol smell. Li Xinyan was originally allergic to alcohol, and after smelling it, she soon fell into a slightly drunk state.

And Qin Yi was not really drunk, his arms were still strong, he directly hugged Li Xinyan, and then put him down on the sofa.

"Honey, it's so late and you don't sleep just to wait for me to come back?" Qin Yi leaned close to Li Xinyan's ear and said softly in a magnetic voice.

Anyway, there was no one in the living room, so Li Xinyan became more courageous, wrapping her arms around Qin Yi's waist.

"Nonsense, if I hadn't waited for you, I would have gone to bed early. By the way, what kind of friend did you go to dinner with, came back so late, and drank so much wine!"

Li Xinyan questioned in Mrs. Qin's tone while grabbing Qin Yi's ear.

Qin Yixie laughed, "Yanyan, do you know an idiom?"

"It's a friend who made a friend out of thin air, and you went to the old warehouse~ I suspect that you didn't go to dinner with your friends at all. To be honest, did you go to a nightclub or fool around in the city of foot washing without telling me!"

Although Li Xinyan pretended to be angry, the two faces were very close to each other, and the kissing was just close at hand.

Qin Yi suddenly cupped Li Xinyan's face with both hands, the corners of his lips raised, "Yanyan, you guessed wrong, the idiom I said is called... drunk sex!"

Immediately, Qin Yi leaned over and kissed Li Xinyan's lips with the strength of wine.

Li Xinyan realized something was wrong, this was the living room, and wanted to resist, but Qin Yi's alcohol paralyzed her nerves, so Mrs. Qin simply obeyed Qin Xiu'er.

But it's also a coincidence that Teacher Nightingale has a habit of drinking cold water when he gets up at night.

After a while, the door of the room lying on the side opened suddenly, and Nightingale in pajamas came out. As soon as she walked to the living room, she saw Qin Yi and Li Xinyan on the sofa.

"I'll go, you~ you young couple's way is too wild!"

Nightingale was naturally taken aback by the famous scene, and the mug she was about to catch water fell to the ground.

With a "crack", Li Xinyan was startled.

"sister???"

"Eh~ I didn't see anything, cough cough, I'm sleepwalking, I'm going back to the house!" Nightingale smiled at Li Xinyan, although she said so, but deliberately stayed for a while, which made Li Xinyan want to cry without tears, her little face flushed!

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The next morning, everyone was eating breakfast, but there was one person missing at the table, Mrs. Qin.

Qin Yimeng held the boiled egg that Qin Yi had peeled for her, and asked, "Brother, why doesn't sister-in-law have breakfast today? She has been sleeping in for two consecutive days."

"Your sister-in-law slept late yesterday, but not today, hahaha~"

In fact, it's not that Li Xinyan hasn't woken up yet, but that she fell into autism after the nightingale ruined her good deed last night, and she was so ashamed that she couldn't bear to be ashamed.

Nightingale saw Qin Yi's smirk, and couldn't help but give Qin Yi a hard look.

A man like Qin Yi who bullies his wife every day is really hateful, but Mrs. Qin is willing to be bullied by Qin Yi.

Time flies, and a week has passed, and Qin Yi is still conscientious. Every day he is not learning magic arts from the gods in the Great Desolate Continent, or he is shining in the position of representing the Jade Emperor.