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"Hahaha, good morning, sister Guanyin, what brings you here so early in the morning?"

Qin Yi stepped down from the throne, with a smile on his face, and shook hands with Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva also showed a kind smile, and said, "Amitabha, General Qin, you are working as the agent of the Jade Emperor in the Heavenly Court and Immortal Realm these days, are you too busy?"

"Sister Guanyin, you really hit the nail on the head..."

Qin Yi sighed, and then poured out his stomach full of bitterness.

After hearing this, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva's eyes flashed with brilliance, and then he smiled and said: "General Qin, the affairs of the heavens have always followed red tape, and it is more troublesome to deal with. In this respect, there is no Buddhist system in our Daleiyin Temple."

"Yes, yes, sister Guanyin is right, she really touched my heart!" Qin Yi felt that he had found a confidant that he could resonate with, so he prepared to make a cup of funny tea for Guanyin Bodhisattva.

However, Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled and shook his head, "General Qin, don't bother me. I came to see you early in the morning. I actually want to invite you to attend the ceremony of enshrining Buddha at Daleiyin Temple."

"Buddha conferring ceremony?" Qin Yi was stunned, and asked, "Who is conferring?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva replied: "Tang Sanzang's masters and disciples have already gone through 81, [-], [-] ordeals, and now they have set foot on the Lingshan Mountain. They are on the way to Daleiyin Temple, so they should be there later."

When Qin Yi heard this, he remembered that yesterday, during the video chat with the Jade Emperor, he learned that Tang Sanzang and his disciples had arrived at Shituoling, which was indeed not far from the Buddhist Spirit Mountain.

"Huh~ That old bald donkey has finally finished brushing the map, it's really not easy to ride a horse~"

Qin Yi was filled with emotions. This guy Tang Sanzang could obtain the scriptures entirely by "inner determination". Otherwise, if he was given a hundred lives, he might not even be able to get out of Xinshou Village.

"Okay, Sister Guanyin, before I go to work here, I'll go to learn more and see your Buddha conferring ceremony."

After Qin Yi looked at his watch, he saw that the time was still early, so he smiled, huddled with Guanyin Bodhisattva on a lotus platform, and flew to the Buddhist realm...

Arriving at the resplendent Daleiyin Temple, Qin Yi greeted all the arhats, monks and Buddhas.

On the golden lotus platform, the Tathagata Buddha sat upright, and when he saw Qin Yi, he also showed an amiable smile.

"Amitabha, General Qin, we haven't seen each other for a long time...Guanyin, serve General Qin a cup of cappuccino!"

Qin Yi shook his head hastily, and raised the thermos cup in his hand, "No need, brother Tathagata, recently I have given up alcohol and coffee, and I am used to soaking goji berries in the thermos cup."

The Tathagata Buddha felt incredible, and extended his thumb to Qin Yi, "General Qin, I didn't expect to see you in half a month, and you look a lot better than before."

Qin Yi laughed and waved his hands, "Don't flatter me, I'll be proud, ho ho ho ~"

The Tathagata Buddha suddenly said meaningfully: "General Qin, I heard that the Jade Emperor has recently gone down to the earth to experience calamities and entrusted you to take care of the heaven. He has been troubled by trivial matters recently, and he is very troubled and depressed!"

Qin Yi shrugged and spread his hands, showing a wry smile: "That's right, the Lord of Heaven is not a good job."

"Hahaha, what a laughing skr~" Tathagata Buddha let out a hearty laugh, and then said: "General Qin, after all, the biggest difference between the two realms of immortality and Buddha lies in the different work pressures. In the heavenly court, you have to work from nine to five, do your best, and be exhausted in the end. But in the Buddhist realm, you are more Buddhist. You can do whatever you want, as long as you are happy..."

Hearing Tathagata Buddha say a lot, Qin Yi always felt weird, so he asked: "Brother Tathagata, there is something in your words, what do you mean?"

The Tathagata Buddha smiled, kept raising his eyebrows at Qin Yi, and said, "General Qin, I have said so much, I just want to ask, are you interested in jumping to work in my Buddhist world? The treatment must be better than that of heaven!"

"what the hell!"

Qin Yi tactically leaned back, and complained: "Oh, Brother Tathagata, after talking for a long time, you just want to poach the wall!"

Tathagata Buddha took a sip of his cappuccino, with a funny expression on his face, "Dig as soon as you can while the Jade Emperor is away!"

Qin Yi opened the thermos cup and took a sip of funny tea, then said with a smile: "Brother Tathagata, I'm not interested in job-hopping."

Being flatly rejected by Qin Yi, Tathagata Buddha was very confused: "Why?"

Just one word embodies the power of the Tathagata Buddha, and that standard London accent makes many New Oriental students feel ashamed!
Then Qin Yi thought to himself, the reason why the members of the Buddhist world have popularized learning foreign languages ​​may be because the old man said:

"The monks from outside can chant scriptures!"

Immediately afterwards, Guanyin Bodhisattva on the side also raised a question: "General Qin, the development of our Buddhist world does not need to be missed by heaven. You really don't think about it anymore?"

Qin Yi smiled, shook his head, and said, "The reason why I won't quit is not because of my treatment, money, etc., but because of two words..."

"Three Views."

When Qin Yi's words fell to the ground, all the Buddhas were at a loss, and then discussed a lot.

Tathagata and Avalokitesvara looked at each other, and they also stared wide-eyed.

"Three Views? Eh~ What did General Qin say?" Tathagata Buddha couldn't help asking.

The corner of Qin Yi's mouth curled up, and he said resentfully: "The core of the Three Views of our Tianting Taoism is to emphasize the equality of all living beings, but you are not."

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "General Qin, you have misunderstood, my Buddha is merciful, and I pay attention to the Buddha's salvation of sentient beings, so good~"

Qin Yi snorted coldly, his sharp eyes fixed on the Tathagata Buddha.

"Hmph, don't think I don't know, you don't talk about the equality of all beings at all, what you pay attention to is clearly..."

"Buddhas don't live in poverty, they only live in VIPs!"

Qin Yi's words were so accurate that all the monks and Buddhas present could not refute, and the Tathagata Buddha could only smile awkwardly, "Ahem, General Qin, you must have misunderstood us~"

And Qin Yi's smile clearly saw through everything.

"I misunderstood you, then Tang Sanzang is your SVIP. If he doesn't pay the annual membership fee, he won't be able to memorize the multiplication table of Ninety-Nine, let alone get through Ninety-Nine 81!"

The truth has been revealed, and the atmosphere has become embarrassing.

The Tathagata Buddha also looked embarrassed, so he could only drink tea tactically, and then whispered: "General Qin, you are so annoying, just tell the truth~"

But at this moment, there was a burst of noise outside the Great Leiyin Temple.

In the next second, four figures of different shapes, plus a white horse, appeared in everyone's sight.

Then Tang Sanzang, his master and his disciples, and the white dragon horse, wearing sunglasses, stepped into the hall of Daleiyin Temple.

The next moment, several DJ Luohan played a warm welcome BGM with classical instruments:

Picking up a pen and painting Journey to the West~

Castle outside the mountain outside the building~
How many times do you look back~

I can't forget your tenderness~
……

Seeing Tang Sanzang and his group turned into "social people" under the BGM, Qin Yi felt goosebumps all over his body, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

"He's here, he's here, he's bringing the evil forces of the Eastern Land Tang Dynasty with him!"