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Qin Yi frowned, "Eh~ Acting for the Jade Emperor? Come again!"

At the end of last year, Qin Yi acted as the agent of the Jade Emperor for a while, and it was very shadowy.

Because at the beginning because of a "dedication blessing", I was cheated by the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother.

The Jade Emperor beamed with joy, and said with a smile: "General Qin, our relationship is so tight, don't you have the heart to refuse my request?"

Qin Yi couldn't help but sneer, and sneered: "Brother Jade Emperor, last time you asked me to act as Jade Emperor, but you made me miserable, so you won't come up with any wrong ideas this time!"

The Jade Emperor shook his head, and looked at Qin Yi with resentful eyes, "Damn~ Look at what you said, I made a wrong decision on you, isn't it a routine operation!"

"..." Qin Yi's facial muscles were stiff, he clenched his fists, and his voice was cold, "Damn old man, if you are speechless and hopeless, don't force me to burn your ass with cigarette butts!"

"Okay, okay, I won't tease you, General Qin, I really have something important to do."

Seeing that Qin Yi almost hit someone, the Jade Emperor restrained his smile, put on a serious look, and said seriously: "General Qin, the six realms of reincarnation are where destiny lies. Since I became an immortal, I have experienced more than [-] times of calamity, and tomorrow at noon will be the reincarnation node of another calamity, so I will go down to the earth again..."

Then the Jade Emperor popularized the word "Li Jie" to Qin Yi, which made Qin Yi more knowledgeable.

Ordinary people practice immortality, hide their spirit energy, and finally ascend to the heaven by crossing the catastrophe.

And the three flowers of the spirit qi of the celestial being gather at the top, and the five qi are in the direction of the Yuan, do not need to go through the calamity, but it needs to go through the calamity!
Like the two fairies Zixia and Qingxia who went down to the earth to experience calamity, and their entanglement with Qin Yi in the previous life is also a kind of calamity, which is called "love calamity".

In short, the catastrophe of the immortal calendar is the order of the six samsaras. The more catastrophes, the greater the creation of the immortals. This is why the Jade Emperor, the lord of the heavens, can experience more than 700 catastrophes.

And every 500 years, the Jade Emperor will go down to earth to experience calamity.

It is also a coincidence, the Jade Emperor can team up with the reincarnated Tang Sanzang of Jin Chanzi this time...

In layman's terms, in the heavens, whoever has experienced the most calamities is the most powerful! (Except for General Qin, which is not within the law of the Six Paths)
After Qin Yi understood, he nodded, and then sarcastically said: "So that's the case...then you, a bad old man, have gone through more than 700 calamities, and you are still so crazy, there is no one~ tsk tsk!"

The Jade Emperor responded with a smile: "General Qin, you have misunderstood me, and I am only flirting with you!"

Qin Yi couldn't bear it anymore, he raised his leg and took off the flip flops, the hidden weapon of the Tang Sect!

"General Qin, calm down, since we will part ways tomorrow, don't be rough!"

The Jade Emperor confessed, so Qin Yi put down the flip-flops, after all he was reluctant to do it. (funny)

Qin Yi: "Is it possible not to experience calamity?"

Jade Emperor: "If you don't experience calamity, you will support me?"

Qin Yi pondered for a long time, then raised his head, "Then you'd better go experience the calamity."

The Jade Emperor looked aggrieved, "General Qin, you hate it!"

Qin Yi thought for a moment, and couldn't help asking: "Ahem, brother Jade Emperor, it's just that you go to experience the calamity, and the Queen Mother doesn't have to go, so why don't you let her take charge of the Heavenly Court for you?"

Two blushes appeared on the Queen Mother's beautiful face, and embarrassment was written between her brows, "Qin~ General Qin, don't make fun of me. The last time the Jade Emperor went out to travel, I asked me to help manage the heavens. If you hadn't arrived in time to save the day, it would have caused a catastrophe..."

Qin Yi thought about it for a while. In fact, the Queen Mother was not to blame for the incident last time, but because of the insidious and cunning of the God Killing League.

It took a minute, and after Qin Yi considered it comprehensively, he said, "Okay, Jade Emperor, I will help you manage the Heavenly Court during your calamity."

Taishang Laojun: General Qin is awesome!
Yang Jian: General Qin is awesome! (screaming)
Lei Gong: General Qin is very high!

Giant Spirit God: General Qin, one storehouse and one storehouse of flax fell!

……

Qin Yi acted as the agent of the Jade Emperor, and all the immortals were very happy. After all, General Qin is a believer in the heavens, and "all the immortals are greedy."

The Jade Emperor was even more overjoyed, excitedly said: "Naisi, it's such a happy decision!"

"General Qin, it seems that you really love me!"

"I'll tell you the last time, I don't love you!"

"If I were a DJ, would you love me?"

"How far is the competitive valley, how far do you roll!"

Qin Yi's fists were clenched. Since he rescued the Jade Emperor from the hell cave last time, this guy has swelled up, and from time to time he said some tiger-wolf words to himself!
Because it was getting late and the matter had already been discussed, Qin Yi did not stay in Lingxiao Palace, and left Nantianmen on a shared bicycle...

Turning into the living room from the balcony, Qin Yi sat on the sofa, thoughts racing through his mind.

"It's not a trivial matter for the lord of the heavens to go down to the earth to go through the calamity. It just happened to catch up with Master Sanzang to take the calamity. It is related to the fate of the immortals and Buddhas. There is no room for any difference... If I am the ancestor of the demon, I must come out and make trouble!"

Qin Yi couldn't help frowning, he was worried that the God Killing League would take the opportunity to "make a big fuss".

So Qin Yi opened the demon world chat group.

"The king of dirty demons has opened the ban on all staff"

Polluted Demon King: @All Members, please pay attention, the God Killing League may have some small moves recently, we in the demon world must strengthen our vigilance, don't be taken advantage of by the enemy, report any problems in time, don't swipe pictures and sell goods in the group, deduct 1 for those who understand, and buttonholes for those who don't understand.

"The Demon King has lifted the ban on all staff"

After the ban was lifted, all the members of the demon world deducted "1" one after another, which made Qin Yi feel relieved.

"Ding~"

Bull Demon King: Boss, my old cow has a little suggestion, so I want to chat with you privately. (dog head)

Qin Yi: Haha, of course you can, just speak up.

Bull Demon King: Boss, let me tell you something, how powerful the God Killing League is, we have seen it last time.As far as our current strength is concerned, if we meet the God Killing League, we will probably be lucky if we don't help you, let alone hold you back. (decline)
Qin Yi could see the frustration of the other party from the news of the Bull Demon King. After all, the God Killing League is a dark force that can fight against the prehistoric gods. Compared with these goblins and ghosts in the demon world group, they really pale in comparison.

Qin Yi: Lao Niu, you guys are very self-aware, so what is your proposal? (Qin Yimeng question mark face emoji package)

Bull Demon King: Boss, my old cow is thinking, can you get a batch of ginseng fruits from Zhenyuan Daxian and distribute them to our group members, so that the overall strength of our monster clan can be improved.

"Ginseng fruit?"

Qin Yi was startled for a moment, then thought about it, and felt that the opinions put forward by the Bull Demon King were very constructive.

The ginseng fruit cultivated by Zhen Yuanzi, the ancestor of the Earth Immortal, is even more precious than the flat peaches grown by the Queen Mother!