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Chapter 483: Tang Tripitaka: I FFFF...Buddha's Mercy

Tang Sanzang came over, bowed to Qin Yi, and said gratefully: "General Qin, you are so compassionate and a role model for my generation!"

Qin Yi glared at Tang Sanzang, sighed, and said with a wry smile: "Master Sanzang, can you stop being so rebellious in the future? I'm not satisfied with instant noodles with sausage and eggs, so I have to eat frank pancakes. Otherwise, Brother Hou is by your side, how could the goblin take advantage of it!"

Hearing Qin Yi mention pancake fruit, Tang Sanzang's stomach growled.

Then Tang Sanzang beckoned and called Sun Wukong over, "Wukong, my teacher asked you to go to Huazhai before, did you melt into pancakes?"

Sun Wukong smiled with pride on his face, "Hey, old bald donkey, of course I have transformed. Is there still such a thing as rare in this world to get my grandson?"

Tang Sanzang's face was full of excitement, "Where's the thing? Hurry up and give it to me as a teacher, if the stuff gets cold, the crispy inside will no longer be crispy!"

Sun Wukong picked his nose, "My old grandson thought that you, an old bald donkey, got a lunch box, so I divided up the pancake fruit with Brother Qin~"

When Tang Sanzang heard this, he was so angry that he wanted to yell at him, but after all, Qin Yi had eaten half of the pancakes and fruits, so he temporarily changed his words when the vulgar words came to his lips.

"I'm FFFF... Buddha is merciful!"

Tang Sanzang then turned his head to look at Qin Yi, showing a warm smile, "Wolf benefactor, since you also ate it, the poor monk can't help it, Amitabha~"

Qin Yi rolled his eyes, and simply took out his phone, "That's all, I'll use Pin Xixi to buy some sets of pancakes and fruits, and I'll find someone to deliver them to you later."

Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha were very excited when they heard that Qin Yi was going to give out benefits, and they pulled the white dragon horse to express their thanks to Qin Yi.

When Tang Sanzang heard it, he was very grateful, "Benefactor Wolf, you are really a heart of pizza, so kind~"

"God has a pizza heart, that's called a Bodhisattva heart, okay? You know how to eat and eat all day long. From now on, don't make trouble with meows. I'll give you a week. Be sure to get the scriptures, or I will wet you!"

Tang Sanzang nodded solemnly, and said solemnly: "Don't worry about the wolf benefactor, the poor monk must speed up and push the pagoda as soon as possible~ah bah...it is to advance the process of learning Buddhist scriptures as soon as possible!"

Qin Yi took a long breath, intending to give Tang Sanzang some more trust.

"what?"

Qin Yi's sight suddenly and inadvertently fell on the bushes beside the cave.

Gang Jing's weapon "Gang" just lay there quietly.

Qin Yi walked over and picked up the bar.

"Ding~"

"Acquire the item [Gang Jing Zhi Gang]" the system prompt sounded on Wanjie's mobile phone.

Qin Yi showed a smile, which was considered a windfall of this farce, and then turned on the phone to check the specific information of the props.

The bar of the bar: the millennium bar is cast with the essence of life, it is as solid as a rock, and it is 5 stars in the hand.The size and length can be changed at will, and it can handle everything. (PS: Only after mastering the principle of leverage can the whole earth be moved)
"I'll go, no wonder it can withstand Brother Hou's golden cudgel, it turns out to be a magic weapon!"

Qin Yi's eyes were full of small stars, and then he held the "stick of the fine stick", and played a set of beggar gang's dog-beating stick technique on the spot. It was indeed worthy of the "five stars"'s mastery speed, and its power was extraordinary, just like the autumn wind sweeping the fallen leaves!

But Qin Yi doesn't know if he can move the earth. He only knows that as long as he holds the "barrel of strength" in his hand, he will involuntarily have an urge to find someone to lift the bar!

"It seems that this thing should be used less..."

Qin Yi muttered, and put the bar of the fine bar into the personal warehouse of Wanjie mobile phone.

Afterwards, Qin Yi chatted with Sun Wukong for a few more words, then left the demon world and returned to the heaven.

And the gangster who was "convinced by virtue" by Qin Yi has been sent to the Huoyanshan construction site by the banana fan, put on a hard hat and white gloves, and started as the most basic gangster worker, as the so-called towering tower...

In Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor was digging his feet to watch a soap opera when he suddenly heard familiar footsteps.

The Jade Emperor raised his head suddenly, only to see Qin Yi, who was facing the wind from the jade tree, walked into the hall.

"General Qin, you're back, hahaha, I stayed up all night waiting for you to come back!" The Jade Emperor beamed with joy, and fired at Qin Yi many times with lewd eyes.

Qin Yi felt a chill in his heart, sometimes he really wanted to punch this monster to death.

"Brother Jade Emperor, the matter is settled. If Tang Sanzang makes trouble again in the future, don't look for me again. The third night shift is when my wife and children are hot on the bed. Even if I am a general of the heavens, I have to give me some private space!"

After hearing Qin Yi's complaints, the Jade Emperor was shocked, "Wife and child are hot on the kang? General Qin, you~ you have a child?"

Qin Yi didn't bother to explain, and said coldly: "Hehe, exaggerated rhetorical techniques can exaggerate and deepen emotions. Do you have 0 points in Chinese reading comprehension?"

The Jade Emperor stroked his beard, sighed, and said aggrievedly: "Hey~ General Qin, you can't blame me all. There are cars in front of you and ruts in the back. I was worried at the beginning. If the ancestor of the demons did something wrong, I had to call you to the heaven to be safe~"

Qin Yi pursed his lips. What the Jade Emperor said was reasonable, because he had learned from the past, so he guessed at the beginning that it was the ancestor of the demon.But having said that, since this farce is not a trick of the ancestor of the demon, then we have to be more careful, because the enemy is in the dark, and the ghost knows in which dark corner the God Killing League is hiding, planning what kind of terrifying and treacherous conspiracy...

Thinking of this, Qin Yi felt a headache.

However, the patriarch Tianmo did not live up to Qin Yi's "expectation". At this time, he was in the cave of thousands of bones in the realm of the undead.

In front of the ancestor of the demon, stood a three-meter-tall skeleton man. The skeleton was wearing a robe, and his huge bony hand was holding the necromancer staff, which symbolized the identity of the master of the dead. In the empty eye sockets, there were two ghostly blue flames burning...

This person is the ruler of the realm of the undead—the Undead Skeleton King
The vicissitudes of life and the cold voice came from the body of the Necromancer Skeleton King, "Ancestor Tianmo, you also know that this king has ruled this vast realm of the dead, and it has been stable and peaceful for thousands of years. Now you want me to be with you to fight against the prehistoric gods. Do you think this king has a hole in his head or water? I think...you should not be able to come up with a bargaining chip for cooperation."

Under the mask of the demon patriarch, there is a sly smile, "Jiejiejie~ Skeleton King, you said that the realm of the undead has been stable and peaceful for thousands of years? This seat agrees, but having said that... your place is dark, humid, and cold...staying in this ghostly place every day is like stealing chickens and dogs, and you can't see the light!"

"Bang~"

In the Skeleton King's eye sockets, flames suddenly flourished, and a terrifying and cramped aura emanated from his body, and the surrounding airflow and space became distorted.

"Ancestor Tianmo, are you here to talk about cooperation, or to find fault?!" The Skeleton King's voice was full of murderous intent.

The patriarch Tianmo was secretly happy, the purpose of provoking the other party had been achieved, so he smiled and said: "Don't get angry, I am here this time with full sincerity, as long as you agree to cooperate, I promise that the entire heaven and fairy world, from the ninth heaven to the thirty-sixth heaven, will be your territory of the undead clan!"

After the Skeleton King heard this, the flames in his eyes trembled violently. The ancestor of the demon was right. They longed for and longed for the light. The dark and damp place right now has long since had enough.

But the Skeleton King quickly calmed down, and his tone revealed sarcasm, "You are really brazen, against the prehistoric protoss, how can you give me the heaven and fairy world?"

The demon patriarch laughed arrogantly, "Hahaha~ Skeleton King, you've heard of Jedi Tiantong!"

"Absolutely~Absolutely~Jedi Tiantong?!" The Skeleton King trembled, with a shocked expression on his face.

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