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Being questioned suddenly by Li Xinyan, Qin Yi didn't prepare his speech in advance, so he hesitated.

Women are sensitive animals. Li Xin leaned close to Qin Yi, his nose twitched, and then his eyebrows frowned slightly, "Yo~ Young Master Qin, how are you going to explain the smell of perfume on your body!"

Qin Yi pursed his lips, and said shyly, "I don't smell of perfume on me, it's your nose that committed the crime."

Mrs. Qin grabbed Qin Yi by the collar, "Stop fooling me with lyrics!"

"Sister-in-law, don't show your family ugliness to the outside world~" Qin Yimeng tugged at Li Xinyan's short skirt with a cute expression on her face.

Li Xinyan took a deep breath, "Let's go, let's talk when we go home!"

Back home, Qin Yi was "interrogated in three courts" by the three daughters of the Qin family.

The perfume on Qin Yi's body was actually sprayed by Qin Yi himself.

Because he stayed in the hospital of the Marvel universe for a day and a night, Qin Yi's body was filled with the smell of disinfectant and formalin, which lingered.

Qin Yi was afraid that his family would be worried, so he used perfume to cover up the smell of the hospital.

"Qin Yi, where did you go last night? I hope you will call me for the truth, and you will be frank and lenient." Nightingale shook her feet wrapped in black silk, and looked at Qin Yi with the eyes of a prisoner.

Qin Yi thought for a while and said, "I stayed in the Internet cafe all night last night."

"Internet cafe all night? Don't you have a computer at home!"

"Internet cafes have an internal smell, but there is none at home. If you don't believe me, call the network administrator."

Seeing Qin Yi's sincere face, Li Xinyan didn't make things difficult for Qin Yi anymore, but she muttered sourly, "Hehe, since the Internet cafe has an inner taste, then you can live in an Internet cafe in the future, what are you doing at home?"

Qin Yi scratched his head and smirked: "Hey, in comparison, Mrs. Qin's oral liquid has more internal taste!"

Li Xinyan blushed and shot Qin Yi a gouged look.

Qin Yimeng looked curious, "Sister-in-law, I want to drink oral liquid too."

Qin Yi held Qin Yimeng in his arms and said with a smile: "Don't make trouble, old girl, you are not worthy."

At night, Qin Yi returned to the bedroom after taking a shower, and Li Xinyan just changed into cool and thin pajamas.

According to Qin Yi's urinating nature, he would usually pounce on him directly.

However, Qin Yi lazily walked over to Li Xinyan's side, and then just kissed Li Xinyan's forehead.

"Goodnight, wife."

After finishing speaking, Qin Yi fell on the bed, Li Xinyan was still in a daze, snoring like thunder on the bed.

Mrs. Qin frowned, realizing that things were not simple.

Because Qin Yi's every move seemed to say "the kidneys were overdrawn last night".

Li Xinyan went to bed with doubts, but she didn't know that Qin Yi was just a sequela of [Human-Machine Integration], within one to two days, Qin Yi would be in the sage mode...

"A true sage dares to face his wife's forced confession." - "Qin's Spring and Autumn"

The next morning, Qin Yi opened his sleepy eyes, and the sun was already high.

The three daughters of the Qin family should go to work and go to school.

After Qin Yi got up, he felt much better. Then he went to the refrigerator and took a few bottles of Nutrition Express to drink. The side effects of [Human-Machine Integration] were almost eliminated.

Taking out the Wanjie mobile phone, Qin Yi had mixed feelings in his heart. He should thank the liver emperor, who stimulated the potential of the Wanjie mobile phone, and then upgraded it.

There is one thing to say, a hot player deserves to be respected.

Then, Qin Yi opened the Ultraman group and took a look. It stands to reason that when Qin Yi was in a coma yesterday, the election for the king of Ultraman should be held, but because Qin Yi, the "Tiga", was not present, the election was postponed until next week.

Qin Yi was a little embarrassed, after all, he originally agreed to be the judge of Ultra King.

"Ding~"

The alert sound of special concern sounded.

Jade Emperor: General Qin, are you there? (funny)

Qin Yi: If there are no accidents, I will be here until I die. (Fake laugh)

Jade Emperor: General Qin, the skin of Li Shizhen~ (dog head)
Qin Yi rolled his eyes, he was most annoyed by a man like Jade Emperor who dawdled and didn't get straight to the point for a long time.

"Ding~"

Jade Emperor: General Qin, if you are free, come to Daleiyin Temple in Lingshan.

Qin Yi: That's it. If you have something to say, don't ask me if you're there.By the way, what are you going to do at Daleiyin Temple?

Jade Emperor: I can't tell you the exact line, but I and the Tathagata Buddha are waiting for you at Daleiyin Temple.

Qin Yi was taken aback for a moment, "Yo hoo ~ Tathagata Buddha is back?"

Afterwards, Qin Yi connected to the signal of the Buddhist world. After Wanjie's mobile phone was updated, the network speed was fast. In an instant, Qin Yi was on the Daleiyin Temple in the Buddhist world.

Qin Yi: "Brother Tathagata, long time no see, giao!"

Tathagata Buddha: "General Qin, don't come here unharmed, skr!"

Qin Yi walked forward with a smile and greeted Buddha Tathagata.

After Qin Yi sat down, the Tathagata Buddha smiled and said, "Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, serve General Qin a cup of Kabu..."

"I stopped drinking coffee on an empty stomach."

"Then give General Qin an old eighth hamburger to pad his stomach first."

Qin Yi's hair was black, and he said angrily, "I'm not hungry!"

The Jade Emperor on the side also laughed, "Brother Tathagata, let's get down to business."

Tathagata Buddha nodded, and then said seriously: "General Qin, in three days' time, it will be the best time for Jin Chanzi to reincarnate."

"Golden cicada? Reincarnation?" Qin Yi was a little confused, and couldn't help asking: "Didn't Master Sanzang have already become a Buddha after nine or nine or eighty-one ordeals, and lived well in our Tianqin Empire, why did he want to be reincarnated?"

Tathagata smiled and said: "General Qin, the six reincarnations are all fixed numbers. Whenever the golden cicada conceives [boneless relics], when the time comes, it will fall into reincarnation again, reincarnated as Tang Sanzang, and go through ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships again, and come to Daleiyin Temple to become a Buddha immediately."

Qin Yi curled his lips, "Isn't this a perpetual motion machine? What's the point?"

The Jade Emperor smirked at Qin Yi, "Hahaha, General Qin, although you are a college student, this has touched your blind spot in knowledge!"

Qin Yi sneered, "Hehe, here's a chance for you to pretend to be a cultured person!"

The Jade Emperor went on to explain: "General Qin, Jin Chanzi is the lifeblood of Buddhism, and his reincarnation is the foundation of maintaining the vitality of Buddhism..."

The Jade Emperor made a long speech, and Qin Yi nodded. To put it bluntly, the continuous reincarnation of the golden cicada is of significance to the Buddhist world, similar to the significance of guarding the "dragon vein totem" on Yu Gong's back to the Great Desolate Continent.

The Tathagata Buddha looked at Qin Yi with a smile, "General Qin, I came here this time to ask you to do me a favor. Aren't you the leader of the Demon Realm group now? When the time comes, tell the group members to turn a blind eye and close their eyes, so that it will be convenient for Jin Chanzi to reincarnate."

Qin Yi came to understand, and smiled knowingly, "Damn~ on this matter, it's different online, and we still have to communicate offline!"

The Jade Emperor beamed with joy, "General Qin, the three of us haven't had an offline gathering for a long time, so I ask you to have a meal together!"

Qin Yi laughed loudly, "That's right, then I invite the two of you to have a meal at the Tongfu Inn of the Tianqin Empire, and let's go!"

A moment later, a white light suddenly appeared at the gate of the Tianqin Empire's imperial city, and a Rolls-Royce jumped out of the white light and drove into the city gate.

In the car, Qin Yi is holding the steering wheel. The Jade Emperor and Tathagata Buddha are sitting in the co-pilot and the back seat respectively, with smiles on their faces, and together with the dynamic car music, they become "Jim Carrey shaking his head trio"...