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Chapter 35 Overbearing Brother Li Bai, Poetry Conference
The audience was in an uproar, and then fell into a dead silence!
That domineering Mr. Zhao was slapped away by a cosplayer Li Bai!
After the astonishment, the expressions on everyone's faces were complicated and changeable, and the girls felt sorry for Li Bai. Such a handsome man, who offended Mr. Zhao, was obviously doomed.And most of the boys showed gloating smiles...
Qin Yi was stunned, and immediately stepped forward to help Zhao Pangguang up from the ground.
"Brother Bladder, are you alright?"
Half of Zhao Pangguang's face was already swollen. His teeth, which were originally neat, were swayed and uneven by Li Bai's slap, and even a front tooth had disappeared...
"Made, dare to hit me!"
Zhao Pangguang was furious and roared angrily, "Why are you so dazed, I paid you to come and see me being beaten?!"
"Hit him for me!!!"
Zhao Pangguang gave an order, and more than 20 bodyguards with high grades and three thick ones pulled out the steel swinging sticks in their arms, and swarmed towards Li Bai who was sitting on the bar!
"It's over, it's over..." Qin Yi sighed.
Li Bai put down the jug, jumped lightly, and stood in the middle of the dance floor.
Then there was a little bit of coldness on Qinglian Sword!
"call out!"
With a wave of the Qinglian sword, a formation of Qinglian swords appeared under Li Bai's body, directly flying the bodyguards rushing from all directions!
"Fucking awesome!" Qin Yi looked frantic.
Li Bai, the Li Bai of the ancient competition, actually used his skills in reality!
Not only the twenty bodyguards were thrown away by the Qinglian sword array, but everyone in the bar was knocked down by the aftermath and passed out...
Li Bai strode towards Zhao Pangguang.
Zhao Pangguang was already trembling with fright, "You~ don't come here, I warn you, do you think I'm afraid of you because you play tricks and magic tricks? There are people on my son's way... Poof!"
The other side of Zhao Pangguang's face was also swollen!
"You dare to hit me twice?!" Zhao Pangguang covered his face, his eyes filled with bewilderment and grievance.
Li Bai stepped on Zhao Pangguang's shoulder, took a sip of the turbid wine in the flagon, and then glared at Zhao Pangguang, "Ignorant ants, if you see this poet, it's fine if you don't kneel down to worship, and talk nonsense!"
"It seems that, as an ancestor, I really want to educate and educate you unlearned and unskilled descendants!"
"Crack~"
The crisp slap made Zhao Pangguang's other front tooth fly out.
Then Li Bai raised his head, his voice was full of emotion, "Moonlight is bright in front of the window~"
Zhao Pangguang and Qin Yi were both dumbfounded.
"Crack~"
Another slap was slapped on Zhao Pangguang's face. Qin Yi couldn't bear to look directly at the capillary congestion!
"Fuck, I'm going to kill you!"
Li Bai ignored Zhao Pangguang's roar, and continued to recite vividly: "The moonlight is bright in front of the window~"
"You wait for me, I'll call and shake people... Pfft!!!"
"Snapped!!!"
"Ma De, why are you still beating me, woo woo woo..."
At this time, Zhao Pangguang was beaten until his face was swollen like a pig's head!
"Moonlight in front of the window~" Li Bai continued to express his feelings with his voice, reciting the words in a straight voice.
Qin Yi came to his senses and patted Zhao Pangguang on the shoulder, "Brother Bladder, if you continue the next sentence, he won't hit you!"
"Huh??? Oh~ Oh~ Thank you brother!"
"You're welcome, you should, Brother Bladder~"
The two shook hands.
At this time, Li Bai recited again, "Moonlight in front of the window~"
As soon as Li Bai finished speaking, Zhao Pangguang immediately answered, "It's probably frost on the ground!"
After finishing speaking, Zhao Pangguang subconsciously covered his face, but he didn't receive a loud slap for a long time.
Looking up, I saw Li Bai was nodding and smiling at him, "Ruzi can be taught~ Ruzi can be taught~"
Zhao Pangguang looked excited, "Yeah", Qin Yi was also very excited, "Yeah!"
Qin Yi and Zhao Pangguang clapped their hands and embraced each other.
Zhao Pangguang shed tears of excitement.
"Bladder brother, you did it, I'm so happy for you!" Qin Yi applauded for the other party.
Zhao Pangguang was also extremely excited, and said, "I would like to thank my primary school teacher, the editor-in-chief team of the [-]rd edition of the second-grade Chinese textbook for primary schools, and Renmin Publishing House... Of course, the one who should be most grateful is you, big brother!"
Zhao Pangguang looked at Qin Yi, "Without you, I wouldn't be where I am today!"
Qin Yi's eyes were red, he bit his lip, and suppressed the tears of emotion, "No, this is all the result of your own hard work..."
Suddenly, Li Bai began to recite again!
"Silkworm Cong and Yufu~"
Zhao Pangguang was deceived, and looked at Qin Yi, "Brother, I haven't learned this song before!"
Qin Yi frowned, "Damn it, it can't be, this is "The Road to Shu", the first volume in the first year of high school, you have forgotten this? Cancong and Yufu, how did the founding of the country..."
"But I~ I didn't go to high school... Pfft!!!"
In the next second, another slap print overlapped on Zhao Pangguang's face.
Qin Yi couldn't stand it anymore, Zhao Pangguang's face looked like multiple watermarks, it was shocking!
"Brother, I haven't been to high school, so don't force others..." Zhao Pangguang hugged Li Bai's leg and began to cry.
Li Bai nodded, and then said: "Two orioles singing green willow~"
Zhao Pangguang's eyes suddenly sparked with hope, "I know this, I know this, this is the second volume of the People's Education Edition of Chinese for the second grade, Du Fu's "Quatrains", two orioles singing green willows, and a line of egrets flying up to the blue sky! This poem was written by Mr. Du Fu in Huanhuaxi thatched cottage in Chengdu. It describes the bright and beautiful spring scenery around the thatched cottage!"
Qin Yi nodded, showing approval in his eyes, and Zhao Pangguang was also very excited, "Show your ugliness, show your ugliness... I went to a cram school in elementary school, and my Chinese scores were still at the top of the class at that time...Pfft!!!"
In an instant, the slap flickered, and Zhao Pangguang fell to the ground. This time he fell unconscious, with the blood of "I will never die" in the corner of his mouth!
Qin Yi was also in a hurry, "Fuck, brother Li Bai, he has already answered the next sentence, why are you still beating him?!"
Li Bai said coldly: "He remembers Du Fu's poems so clearly, why can't I recite the poems of the Immortal Poetry!"
"Forehead……"
Qin Yi Yintang turned dark, and said with a wry smile: "I've already said it, I never went to high school..."
"Hmph, I'm not playing anymore, go home!"
Li Bai put away the Qinglian Sword and left Aojiao.
At this time Zhao Pangguang woke up, he got up with difficulty, and grabbed Qin Yi's clothes.
"Big~ big brother, why~ why did I answer~ the answer, he still~ beat me..."
Seeing Zhao Pangguang's grievance, Qin Yi sighed, "Brother Bladder, you have suffered from being uneducated."
"But I answered it!"
Zhao Pang's eyes were burning with unconvinced belief!
Qin Yi thought for a while, then suddenly recited: "I want to buy sweet-scented osmanthus and carry wine~"
"Hey, what kind of poem is this?" Zhao Pangguang was confused.
""Tang Duoling. Lu Ye Man Tingzhou""
"Huh? There's no such song in elementary school textbooks..."
"Oh!"
Qin Yi punched Zhao Pangguang unconscious again, then shook his fist and sneered:
"If you want to buy sweet-scented osmanthus and carry wine, it's not the same, young man you!
Hehe, the pen name of the author of "Ten Thousand Realms Chat Group" is taken from it, okay?
It doesn't matter what education you have, you don't even know it, you deserve it if you don't survive two chapters, bah! "
After that, Qin Yi, who "licked" the author's queen, left in a cool way.
"Brother Li Bai, wait for me..."
That domineering Mr. Zhao was slapped away by a cosplayer Li Bai!
After the astonishment, the expressions on everyone's faces were complicated and changeable, and the girls felt sorry for Li Bai. Such a handsome man, who offended Mr. Zhao, was obviously doomed.And most of the boys showed gloating smiles...
Qin Yi was stunned, and immediately stepped forward to help Zhao Pangguang up from the ground.
"Brother Bladder, are you alright?"
Half of Zhao Pangguang's face was already swollen. His teeth, which were originally neat, were swayed and uneven by Li Bai's slap, and even a front tooth had disappeared...
"Made, dare to hit me!"
Zhao Pangguang was furious and roared angrily, "Why are you so dazed, I paid you to come and see me being beaten?!"
"Hit him for me!!!"
Zhao Pangguang gave an order, and more than 20 bodyguards with high grades and three thick ones pulled out the steel swinging sticks in their arms, and swarmed towards Li Bai who was sitting on the bar!
"It's over, it's over..." Qin Yi sighed.
Li Bai put down the jug, jumped lightly, and stood in the middle of the dance floor.
Then there was a little bit of coldness on Qinglian Sword!
"call out!"
With a wave of the Qinglian sword, a formation of Qinglian swords appeared under Li Bai's body, directly flying the bodyguards rushing from all directions!
"Fucking awesome!" Qin Yi looked frantic.
Li Bai, the Li Bai of the ancient competition, actually used his skills in reality!
Not only the twenty bodyguards were thrown away by the Qinglian sword array, but everyone in the bar was knocked down by the aftermath and passed out...
Li Bai strode towards Zhao Pangguang.
Zhao Pangguang was already trembling with fright, "You~ don't come here, I warn you, do you think I'm afraid of you because you play tricks and magic tricks? There are people on my son's way... Poof!"
The other side of Zhao Pangguang's face was also swollen!
"You dare to hit me twice?!" Zhao Pangguang covered his face, his eyes filled with bewilderment and grievance.
Li Bai stepped on Zhao Pangguang's shoulder, took a sip of the turbid wine in the flagon, and then glared at Zhao Pangguang, "Ignorant ants, if you see this poet, it's fine if you don't kneel down to worship, and talk nonsense!"
"It seems that, as an ancestor, I really want to educate and educate you unlearned and unskilled descendants!"
"Crack~"
The crisp slap made Zhao Pangguang's other front tooth fly out.
Then Li Bai raised his head, his voice was full of emotion, "Moonlight is bright in front of the window~"
Zhao Pangguang and Qin Yi were both dumbfounded.
"Crack~"
Another slap was slapped on Zhao Pangguang's face. Qin Yi couldn't bear to look directly at the capillary congestion!
"Fuck, I'm going to kill you!"
Li Bai ignored Zhao Pangguang's roar, and continued to recite vividly: "The moonlight is bright in front of the window~"
"You wait for me, I'll call and shake people... Pfft!!!"
"Snapped!!!"
"Ma De, why are you still beating me, woo woo woo..."
At this time, Zhao Pangguang was beaten until his face was swollen like a pig's head!
"Moonlight in front of the window~" Li Bai continued to express his feelings with his voice, reciting the words in a straight voice.
Qin Yi came to his senses and patted Zhao Pangguang on the shoulder, "Brother Bladder, if you continue the next sentence, he won't hit you!"
"Huh??? Oh~ Oh~ Thank you brother!"
"You're welcome, you should, Brother Bladder~"
The two shook hands.
At this time, Li Bai recited again, "Moonlight in front of the window~"
As soon as Li Bai finished speaking, Zhao Pangguang immediately answered, "It's probably frost on the ground!"
After finishing speaking, Zhao Pangguang subconsciously covered his face, but he didn't receive a loud slap for a long time.
Looking up, I saw Li Bai was nodding and smiling at him, "Ruzi can be taught~ Ruzi can be taught~"
Zhao Pangguang looked excited, "Yeah", Qin Yi was also very excited, "Yeah!"
Qin Yi and Zhao Pangguang clapped their hands and embraced each other.
Zhao Pangguang shed tears of excitement.
"Bladder brother, you did it, I'm so happy for you!" Qin Yi applauded for the other party.
Zhao Pangguang was also extremely excited, and said, "I would like to thank my primary school teacher, the editor-in-chief team of the [-]rd edition of the second-grade Chinese textbook for primary schools, and Renmin Publishing House... Of course, the one who should be most grateful is you, big brother!"
Zhao Pangguang looked at Qin Yi, "Without you, I wouldn't be where I am today!"
Qin Yi's eyes were red, he bit his lip, and suppressed the tears of emotion, "No, this is all the result of your own hard work..."
Suddenly, Li Bai began to recite again!
"Silkworm Cong and Yufu~"
Zhao Pangguang was deceived, and looked at Qin Yi, "Brother, I haven't learned this song before!"
Qin Yi frowned, "Damn it, it can't be, this is "The Road to Shu", the first volume in the first year of high school, you have forgotten this? Cancong and Yufu, how did the founding of the country..."
"But I~ I didn't go to high school... Pfft!!!"
In the next second, another slap print overlapped on Zhao Pangguang's face.
Qin Yi couldn't stand it anymore, Zhao Pangguang's face looked like multiple watermarks, it was shocking!
"Brother, I haven't been to high school, so don't force others..." Zhao Pangguang hugged Li Bai's leg and began to cry.
Li Bai nodded, and then said: "Two orioles singing green willow~"
Zhao Pangguang's eyes suddenly sparked with hope, "I know this, I know this, this is the second volume of the People's Education Edition of Chinese for the second grade, Du Fu's "Quatrains", two orioles singing green willows, and a line of egrets flying up to the blue sky! This poem was written by Mr. Du Fu in Huanhuaxi thatched cottage in Chengdu. It describes the bright and beautiful spring scenery around the thatched cottage!"
Qin Yi nodded, showing approval in his eyes, and Zhao Pangguang was also very excited, "Show your ugliness, show your ugliness... I went to a cram school in elementary school, and my Chinese scores were still at the top of the class at that time...Pfft!!!"
In an instant, the slap flickered, and Zhao Pangguang fell to the ground. This time he fell unconscious, with the blood of "I will never die" in the corner of his mouth!
Qin Yi was also in a hurry, "Fuck, brother Li Bai, he has already answered the next sentence, why are you still beating him?!"
Li Bai said coldly: "He remembers Du Fu's poems so clearly, why can't I recite the poems of the Immortal Poetry!"
"Forehead……"
Qin Yi Yintang turned dark, and said with a wry smile: "I've already said it, I never went to high school..."
"Hmph, I'm not playing anymore, go home!"
Li Bai put away the Qinglian Sword and left Aojiao.
At this time Zhao Pangguang woke up, he got up with difficulty, and grabbed Qin Yi's clothes.
"Big~ big brother, why~ why did I answer~ the answer, he still~ beat me..."
Seeing Zhao Pangguang's grievance, Qin Yi sighed, "Brother Bladder, you have suffered from being uneducated."
"But I answered it!"
Zhao Pang's eyes were burning with unconvinced belief!
Qin Yi thought for a while, then suddenly recited: "I want to buy sweet-scented osmanthus and carry wine~"
"Hey, what kind of poem is this?" Zhao Pangguang was confused.
""Tang Duoling. Lu Ye Man Tingzhou""
"Huh? There's no such song in elementary school textbooks..."
"Oh!"
Qin Yi punched Zhao Pangguang unconscious again, then shook his fist and sneered:
"If you want to buy sweet-scented osmanthus and carry wine, it's not the same, young man you!
Hehe, the pen name of the author of "Ten Thousand Realms Chat Group" is taken from it, okay?
It doesn't matter what education you have, you don't even know it, you deserve it if you don't survive two chapters, bah! "
After that, Qin Yi, who "licked" the author's queen, left in a cool way.
"Brother Li Bai, wait for me..."
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