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Chapter 333 Qin Yi's Grandma and Aunt
Qin Yi stood in the air with his hands behind his back, and the gust of wind blew his skirt.Looking at the three big men in front of him, Qin Yi couldn't help but be speechless, "Oh, a group of stubborn bronzes insist on challenging me to be the strongest king."
Phoenix opened his mouth, breathed out a mouthful of Phoenix's breath, and the raging flames condensed into a huge fireball and threw it at Qin Yi.
A white light flashed in Qin Yi's hand, and the Seagod Trident emerged.
As soon as the halberd was swung, the phantom of Sea God Tang appeared behind Qin Yi, and the sky-swallowing waves directly swallowed and annihilated the fireball.
The phoenix let out a cry, and swooped towards Qin Yi. Qin Yi waved the Sea God Trident, and the two entangled endlessly. The collision of sea waves and flames created waves of white mist.
"Dead Phoenix, I don't have time to play house with you, go and play!"
Qin Yi swung his fist, and the fifty times the Realm King Fist hit Phoenix's head. Phoenix immediately rolled his eyes, fell from the sky, fell into the ruins, and suffered a slight concussion.
"Binding the demon rope!"
Immediately afterwards, a chain of purple light flew out of Qin Yi's phone, locking the Phoenix on the ground tightly.
Fenghuang was arrested, Kui Niu and Zombie King each punched Qin Yi, making Qin Yi male.
But Qin Yi was steady, with bursts of strong chakra and beauty rising from his body.
"Xiu Dun·Super Jade Spiral Pill!"
Xiuzhi and Chakra's double-strand spiral pills are so powerful that Kui Niu and Zombie King let out painful roars.
Especially the Zombie King, Qin Yi even heard it say "Fuck".
And Kui Niu is pitiful, it can't even "fuck"...
The corners of Qin Yi's lips turned upward, he was very satisfied with the new trick he developed.
Kui Niu was furious, and the bloody eyes on his forehead turned into a whirlpool, frantically absorbing the moonlight in the clouds, and then bit Qin Yi again.
Qin Yi unhurriedly took out the Wanjie mobile phone, and the next moment, a butcher holding a kitchen knife appeared on the somersault cloud beside Qin Yi.
"Boss Qin, good evening. You are looking for me at this time, do you want supper?"
"Chef Pao Ding, just factor this cow to me and it's over!"
Pao Ding took the command, holding a kitchen knife in his hand, jumped up high, and slashed wildly at the huge Kui Niu!
Then the heaven and the earth resounded with a pitiful cow cry...
It doesn't matter what prehistoric beast you are, as long as it is a cow, it will be under Pao Ding's care!
A live version of Pao Ding Jie Niu was broadcast live by Qin Yi on the Wanjie mobile phone for all the immortals in the heaven to watch.
In just a few tens of seconds, more than a dozen rockets appeared in the live broadcast room!
In the end, Kui Niu, who was "undressed and belted" by Pao Ding, fell to the ground, dying, tears of grievance flowed from his eyes.
Qin Yi opened the "Illustrated Book of Mountains and Seas" and included the heartbroken Kui Niu in it.
The zombie king still wanted to resist, Qin Yi didn't want to waste time, he turned on the nine-turn dark pupil, thousands of thunders fell from the clouds, gathered into a thick thunder dragon, and bombarded the zombie king, it looked like a nuclear power plant for love.
After a long time, the thunder dragon dissipated, the sky returned to normal color, and the Zombie King had returned to the size of an ordinary human being, with electric current still flowing through his body, lying in the ruins twitching all over, foaming at the mouth.
The first time Qin Yi got a zombie, he was a little excited, so he included it in "The Map of Mountains and Rivers".
Then Qin Yi descended from the sky and landed beside Shenfeng.
At this time, Shenfeng was unable to maintain the form of a phoenix under the entanglement of the demon-binding rope, and turned into a coquettish woman.
"What a Paodingjieniu, you are a devil!" Although Shenfeng's face was pale, she was still furious.
Qin Yi said indifferently: "You still want to avenge yourself? Now do you know that if you want to kill me in vain, it's like a gnat may shake the tree!"
Shenfeng said bitterly: "In order to avenge the shadow master, I had the determination to die. Now that I have lost to you, I want to kill or cut to pieces, so please listen to me!"
Qin Yi shook his head and smiled wryly, "Well, we are the same person, so the revenge you said is not logical at all."
Shenfeng: "I am a beast and not a human, what logic are you talking to me about!"
Qin Yi has black lines all over his head, what he said makes sense.
At this time, when interrogating the other party, it is estimated that he could not find out why, so Qin Yi opened the illustrated book of the classics of mountains and seas again, and included the divine phoenix in it.
At this point, the Phoenix Fire Gate, which can connect all worlds, dissipated in the wind, and all the zombies lost the essence of the sun and the moon provided by Kui Niu, and fell to the ground one after another, their bodies rotted and turned into bones...
The corpse poison disappeared, and the people in all villages and towns recovered their health.
Qin Yi let out a foul breath, and the farce came to an end.
Although he tossed and tossed for most of the night, Qin Yi also gained a lot, capturing two prehistoric beasts and a zombie king.
Among them, there is still a lot of information about the prehistoric and dark forces that can be excavated from Phoenix.
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It was already five o'clock in the morning when Qin Yi returned to the Mortal Realm.
Qin Yi was sitting on the sofa in the living room, his phone ringing non-stop.
It was nothing more than the Liaozhai group and other chat groups praising Qin Yi and thanking General Qin for his contribution to Wanjie.
"Hey~ When will we be able to catch all those guys hiding in the dark..." Qin Yi murmured a little melancholy.
"Yi~ Why did you wake up so early?" Just at this time, Li Xinyan walked out of the bedroom in a daze.
Seeing Li Xinyan, Qin Yi smiled, "I~ I'm suddenly a little hungry, get up and eat something."
Li Xinyan raised her eyebrows, "Hungry?"
"I'll just eat instant noodles."
Li Xinyan glared at Qin Yi, "How many times have I said that, that food is specially for single dogs, it's not healthy!"
"This……"
"I'll give you something to eat next."
Li Xinyan turned around and walked into the kitchen.
Qin Yi smiled, Li Xinyan is a good cook, the food below is really delicious, Qin Yi ate three big bowls with a happy smile on his face.
After the sun rises, it's time for lovers to sprinkle dog food!
At the end of Valentine's Day, Qin Yi was exhausted, his mind was dizzy, and his thinking was chaotic.
"Yanyan, my husband will send you to Guanghan Palace to go to school tomorrow."
"Brother, I'm Mengmeng."
Qin Yimeng looked at Qin Yi blankly...
In the next few days, life returned to peace, and Qin Yi's life became comfortable and leisurely.
Occasionally go fishing with Neptune and Batman in the DC world, and from time to time go to heaven to teach Fairy Chang'e to practice decent fairy arts.
Immortal art is immortal art, but it is not known whether it is serious or not.
However, what surprised Qin Yi was that for half a month, the dark forces of the Great Desolation hadn't made any move, and Qin Yi talked with Empress Nuwa on the phone. It is said that the war on the border of the Great Desolation has gradually calmed down.
"Tsk tsk, it's probably the calm before the storm again."
Qin Yi jumped up from the bed with a kite, ready to go to the Marvel universe, because there was an Avengers party tonight, and the US team sent the invitation letter early.
"Jingle bell~"
When the phone rang, Qin Yi looked at the caller ID and was a little surprised.
"Hey, Mom~"
Ye Fang's voice came, "Son, your grandma and aunt will come to see you tomorrow, and they should stay with you for a while... Tomorrow you go to the station to pick them up."
"Grandma and aunt?"
Qin Yi was stunned for a moment, then laughed and cried: "My God, these two living treasures can be returned at home!"
Ye Fang grumbled: "Hey, you brat, what are you talking about!"
Phoenix opened his mouth, breathed out a mouthful of Phoenix's breath, and the raging flames condensed into a huge fireball and threw it at Qin Yi.
A white light flashed in Qin Yi's hand, and the Seagod Trident emerged.
As soon as the halberd was swung, the phantom of Sea God Tang appeared behind Qin Yi, and the sky-swallowing waves directly swallowed and annihilated the fireball.
The phoenix let out a cry, and swooped towards Qin Yi. Qin Yi waved the Sea God Trident, and the two entangled endlessly. The collision of sea waves and flames created waves of white mist.
"Dead Phoenix, I don't have time to play house with you, go and play!"
Qin Yi swung his fist, and the fifty times the Realm King Fist hit Phoenix's head. Phoenix immediately rolled his eyes, fell from the sky, fell into the ruins, and suffered a slight concussion.
"Binding the demon rope!"
Immediately afterwards, a chain of purple light flew out of Qin Yi's phone, locking the Phoenix on the ground tightly.
Fenghuang was arrested, Kui Niu and Zombie King each punched Qin Yi, making Qin Yi male.
But Qin Yi was steady, with bursts of strong chakra and beauty rising from his body.
"Xiu Dun·Super Jade Spiral Pill!"
Xiuzhi and Chakra's double-strand spiral pills are so powerful that Kui Niu and Zombie King let out painful roars.
Especially the Zombie King, Qin Yi even heard it say "Fuck".
And Kui Niu is pitiful, it can't even "fuck"...
The corners of Qin Yi's lips turned upward, he was very satisfied with the new trick he developed.
Kui Niu was furious, and the bloody eyes on his forehead turned into a whirlpool, frantically absorbing the moonlight in the clouds, and then bit Qin Yi again.
Qin Yi unhurriedly took out the Wanjie mobile phone, and the next moment, a butcher holding a kitchen knife appeared on the somersault cloud beside Qin Yi.
"Boss Qin, good evening. You are looking for me at this time, do you want supper?"
"Chef Pao Ding, just factor this cow to me and it's over!"
Pao Ding took the command, holding a kitchen knife in his hand, jumped up high, and slashed wildly at the huge Kui Niu!
Then the heaven and the earth resounded with a pitiful cow cry...
It doesn't matter what prehistoric beast you are, as long as it is a cow, it will be under Pao Ding's care!
A live version of Pao Ding Jie Niu was broadcast live by Qin Yi on the Wanjie mobile phone for all the immortals in the heaven to watch.
In just a few tens of seconds, more than a dozen rockets appeared in the live broadcast room!
In the end, Kui Niu, who was "undressed and belted" by Pao Ding, fell to the ground, dying, tears of grievance flowed from his eyes.
Qin Yi opened the "Illustrated Book of Mountains and Seas" and included the heartbroken Kui Niu in it.
The zombie king still wanted to resist, Qin Yi didn't want to waste time, he turned on the nine-turn dark pupil, thousands of thunders fell from the clouds, gathered into a thick thunder dragon, and bombarded the zombie king, it looked like a nuclear power plant for love.
After a long time, the thunder dragon dissipated, the sky returned to normal color, and the Zombie King had returned to the size of an ordinary human being, with electric current still flowing through his body, lying in the ruins twitching all over, foaming at the mouth.
The first time Qin Yi got a zombie, he was a little excited, so he included it in "The Map of Mountains and Rivers".
Then Qin Yi descended from the sky and landed beside Shenfeng.
At this time, Shenfeng was unable to maintain the form of a phoenix under the entanglement of the demon-binding rope, and turned into a coquettish woman.
"What a Paodingjieniu, you are a devil!" Although Shenfeng's face was pale, she was still furious.
Qin Yi said indifferently: "You still want to avenge yourself? Now do you know that if you want to kill me in vain, it's like a gnat may shake the tree!"
Shenfeng said bitterly: "In order to avenge the shadow master, I had the determination to die. Now that I have lost to you, I want to kill or cut to pieces, so please listen to me!"
Qin Yi shook his head and smiled wryly, "Well, we are the same person, so the revenge you said is not logical at all."
Shenfeng: "I am a beast and not a human, what logic are you talking to me about!"
Qin Yi has black lines all over his head, what he said makes sense.
At this time, when interrogating the other party, it is estimated that he could not find out why, so Qin Yi opened the illustrated book of the classics of mountains and seas again, and included the divine phoenix in it.
At this point, the Phoenix Fire Gate, which can connect all worlds, dissipated in the wind, and all the zombies lost the essence of the sun and the moon provided by Kui Niu, and fell to the ground one after another, their bodies rotted and turned into bones...
The corpse poison disappeared, and the people in all villages and towns recovered their health.
Qin Yi let out a foul breath, and the farce came to an end.
Although he tossed and tossed for most of the night, Qin Yi also gained a lot, capturing two prehistoric beasts and a zombie king.
Among them, there is still a lot of information about the prehistoric and dark forces that can be excavated from Phoenix.
-
It was already five o'clock in the morning when Qin Yi returned to the Mortal Realm.
Qin Yi was sitting on the sofa in the living room, his phone ringing non-stop.
It was nothing more than the Liaozhai group and other chat groups praising Qin Yi and thanking General Qin for his contribution to Wanjie.
"Hey~ When will we be able to catch all those guys hiding in the dark..." Qin Yi murmured a little melancholy.
"Yi~ Why did you wake up so early?" Just at this time, Li Xinyan walked out of the bedroom in a daze.
Seeing Li Xinyan, Qin Yi smiled, "I~ I'm suddenly a little hungry, get up and eat something."
Li Xinyan raised her eyebrows, "Hungry?"
"I'll just eat instant noodles."
Li Xinyan glared at Qin Yi, "How many times have I said that, that food is specially for single dogs, it's not healthy!"
"This……"
"I'll give you something to eat next."
Li Xinyan turned around and walked into the kitchen.
Qin Yi smiled, Li Xinyan is a good cook, the food below is really delicious, Qin Yi ate three big bowls with a happy smile on his face.
After the sun rises, it's time for lovers to sprinkle dog food!
At the end of Valentine's Day, Qin Yi was exhausted, his mind was dizzy, and his thinking was chaotic.
"Yanyan, my husband will send you to Guanghan Palace to go to school tomorrow."
"Brother, I'm Mengmeng."
Qin Yimeng looked at Qin Yi blankly...
In the next few days, life returned to peace, and Qin Yi's life became comfortable and leisurely.
Occasionally go fishing with Neptune and Batman in the DC world, and from time to time go to heaven to teach Fairy Chang'e to practice decent fairy arts.
Immortal art is immortal art, but it is not known whether it is serious or not.
However, what surprised Qin Yi was that for half a month, the dark forces of the Great Desolation hadn't made any move, and Qin Yi talked with Empress Nuwa on the phone. It is said that the war on the border of the Great Desolation has gradually calmed down.
"Tsk tsk, it's probably the calm before the storm again."
Qin Yi jumped up from the bed with a kite, ready to go to the Marvel universe, because there was an Avengers party tonight, and the US team sent the invitation letter early.
"Jingle bell~"
When the phone rang, Qin Yi looked at the caller ID and was a little surprised.
"Hey, Mom~"
Ye Fang's voice came, "Son, your grandma and aunt will come to see you tomorrow, and they should stay with you for a while... Tomorrow you go to the station to pick them up."
"Grandma and aunt?"
Qin Yi was stunned for a moment, then laughed and cried: "My God, these two living treasures can be returned at home!"
Ye Fang grumbled: "Hey, you brat, what are you talking about!"
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