The chat group is full of world leaders

"Big girl!"

"elder brother!"

The Rolls-Royce stopped at the school gate, attracting the attention of countless female parents.

And seeing the handsome and vigorous Qin Yi and the cute Qin Yimeng, the brats they were holding in their hands suddenly became unsatisfactory...

Qin Yimeng jumped into Qin Yi's arms and began to talk about her feelings about going to school on the first day.

However, these pictures are all presented in the surveillance video of a certain basement.

In front of the surveillance video, there were all vampires in tuxedos.

The middle-aged man sitting in the middle was as pale as a dead man, with two sharp fangs exposed in the air.

"Earl Lawrence, Miss Erza has already entered the interior of Shuguang Primary School." The old housekeeper said.

The middle-aged man grinned and shook the red wine glass, but the red liquid in the glass smelled like blood.

"Tell her to bring that girl doll as soon as possible, I can't wait to have a drink!" The man licked his lips, his pupilless eyes were full of frenzy...

"Student Qin Yimeng, you forgot to take your pencil case!"

Qin Yi turned his head to see that a blond and blue-eyed intellectual beauty ran out from the campus and handed the pencil case to Qin Yimeng.

Qin Yimeng smiled, "Thank you, Teacher Elusha!"

Elusa glanced at Qin Yi who was beside Qin Yimeng, and was stunned for a moment, the vigilance flashed in her eyes, then she smiled and said, "Student Qin, your father is so young!"

Qin Yi smiled wryly: "Ah, I'm her brother."

"Oh, I'm sorry, I was the one to be abrupt." Erza's Chinese is very good.

Qin Yi asked: "Beauty, are you..."

The blond-haired and blue-eyed girl stretched out her hand to Qin Yi, "Hi, I'm Ersha, Qin's class teacher and English teacher."

"It turned out to be Mengmeng's teacher. It's a pleasure to meet you. My name is Qin Yi!" Qin Yi shook his tender little hand for a long time.

After a brief exchange, Elusa turned around and bid farewell to the brothers and sisters of the Qin family.

Looking at Elusa's graceful back, Qin Yi said excitedly: "Mengmeng, my brother will attend the parent meeting in the future!"

Qin Yimeng said in a daze: "Brother, don't you think holding the parent meeting is a waste of time, so you said that sister-in-law Yanyan will participate?"

"Stupid child, my brother loves you so much, of course I attended your parents' meeting in person... By the way, what is your head teacher's WeChat account?" Qin Yi said with a smile, stroking Qin Yimeng's twin ponytails.

The men who are eager to attend parent-teacher meetings are all greedy female teachers. —— "Qin Yimeng's Memoirs - Recalling Primary School"

"Ding ~"

Just driving back home downstairs, Wanjie's cell phone rang.

"Oh, updated!"

Qin Yi opened the car door, "Mengmeng, you go upstairs first!"

Qin Yimeng got out of the car and rushed into the corridor quickly, because the animation city and the windmill were about to start.

Qin Yi sat in the car and waited for a while, and the new group was updated.

"Welcome Qin Yi to join this group"

"Group Name: Xueba Group
Group owner: Albert Einstein

Group Announcement: Knowledge is Power

Group members: Archimedes, Zu Chongzhi, Newton, Galileo, Darwin, Lu Xiucai, Brother Haier, Brother Yixiu, Pleasant Goat, Big Big Wolf, rebellious Lelouch..."

"Damn it, Xueba group, this group is in line with my identity!"

Qin Yi was a little overjoyed. Over the past half a year, he had added a lot of sand sculpture groups one after another, and now he finally updated a group chat with a high profile.

And after the fight with the little match girl last time, Qin Yi knew the importance of knowledge, so he planned to learn knowledge from many friends with high IQ in this "scholar group" to increase his inner cultivation, instead of talking about "shit" every day, which seems very uneducated...

But Qin Yi suddenly found it very strange, because he had been in the group for a long time, and the group leader did not come out, and those who have been in the water group all the time are some weird characters, none of them have real talents!
Pleasant Goat: I’m DJ Pleasant Goat, I’m the craziest in Qingqing Grassland, trigonometric functions are functions, and the coordinates of quadrant symbols are noted!
Lu Xiucai: Zi once said that the area of ​​a trapezoid is equal to the upper base plus the lower base times the height divided by two!
Brother Yixiu: @秦逊, hello newcomer, I am a smart Yixiu, good at solving quadratic equations in one variable and human clothing, Amitabha.

Brother Haier: Welcome newcomers, thunder will rain, lah!When it rains, you need an umbrella, oh!Wearing a padded jacket in cold weather, oh!

Rebellious Lu Luxiu: Hook three strands four strings five strings, free fall stave... If there is a day when I will stop being rebellious, it will be after puberty.

Big Big Wolf: At the end of the semester, I beat Pleasant Goat. I am the strongest in Qingqing Grassland. Three longs and one short are the shortest, and three shorts and one long are the longest!
……

Qin Yi felt a headache, the real bigwigs in the group were not bubbling, only these strange guys swiped the water group.

So Qin Yi had no choice but to try @直播主Einstein老夫子.

"Ding ~"

"Your education is too low to communicate with the group leader"

"Fuck Nima!"

Qin Yi was dumbfounded, "What the hell is too low a degree!"

"Ding ~"

Pleasant Goat: @秦逸, newcomer, don’t waste your efforts, the group is strictly hierarchical, and only with a doctorate degree can you be a top student at the boss level and be favored by the group leader!
"Eh~ What a broken group, and a doctor's degree is required, tsk tsk..." Qin Yi curled his lips.

Brother Haier: @秦怡, don’t be discouraged, as the elders of the group, we two brothers cheer for you!

"Ding ~"

"Brother Haier sent you the Tianpin Kung Fu [Nine-Nine Multiplication Formula]"

Qin Yi was struck by lightning, "I'll fuck it up, Tianpin Kung Fu!"

After checking the group files, Qin Yi was enlightened, his eyes sparkled, it turned out that Xueba's exercises are divided into Tianxuan and Dihuang, and Tianpin's exercises are the best exercises.

Qin Yi thanked him, and extracted the ninety-nine multiplication formula.

"Nine-nine multiplication formulas": After learning, you can circulate the true energy of the nine sages, strengthen the foundation and cultivate the vitality, and cleanse the essence and cut the marrow.It contains ninety-nine return to one punch method, which is unpredictable and powerful!

Qin Yi took a breath, and couldn't help feeling, "Sure enough, knowledge is power!"

Qin Yi got into the group again, and found out that the so-called Xueba in the Xueba group is actually not simple!
In the world of Xuebaqun, even every knowledge point may be a martial skill or elixir, and it is also the embodiment and interpretation of the group announcement "knowledge is power"!
If Pleasant Goat, Lu Xiucai, Haier Brothers and others are Jindan Stage Xueba monks, then Darwin, Newton and others are powerful scholars in the world of Xueba.

Temporarily turn off the group chat, Qin Yi sat in the car, closed his eyes, and began to practice the "Nine-Nine Multiplication Formula", which contains endless mysteries, and the contained nine-nine return to one punch method is even more varied, making Qin Yi intoxicated by it...

"dong dong dong~"

After an unknown amount of time, Qin Yi, whose consciousness was wandering in the ocean of knowledge, was awakened by the sound of knocking on the car window.

Opening his eyes, he saw Mrs. Qin dressed as a cook standing outside the car door.

Li Xinyan: "Yi, dinner is ready, I'll be waiting for you!"

Qin Yi was taken aback for a moment, before he knew it, night had already enveloped Jiangcheng.

"Sure enough, time flies so fast..." Qin Yi murmured.