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"General Qin, what do you mean?" Tathagata Buddha gave Qin Yi another cup of coffee.

Qin Yi said with a smile: "Now our Tianqin Empire and the Heavenly Court Immortal Realm have formed an alliance, do you want to join us in the Buddhist Realm?"

"alliance?"

"Yes, help each other, unite as one!"

The Tathagata Buddha smiled and said, "Wonderful!"

Everyone is happy, so the alliance agreement was quickly finalized.

At this point, Tianqin and the world of immortality and Buddhism are allied by blood, just like the three sworn brothers of Liu Guan and Zhang Taoyuan.

In any case, the "Three Realms Alliance" is also a ground-breaking event, a turning point that opens up the "huddle together for warmth" of the heavens and myriad worlds.The matter was very important, so Qin Yi called the Jade Emperor and signed an alliance agreement with the three Tathagata and Buddhas, and pressed the bloody fingerprints.

After signing the agreement, the Jade Emperor opened a bottle of champagne to congratulate, and then the three of them brought up a bowl of wine, ready to sworn brothers with different surnames.

The Jade Emperor suddenly frowned, "General Qin, since we are going to worship, who should we worship?"

Qin Yi: "If you're sworn in, of course it's Guan Erye!"

As he said that, Qin Yi made a voice call to Liu Bei in the group of emperors, borrowed [God. Guan Yu], and asked Guan Yu to pose in a fixed pose.

Immediately, the Jade Emperor, Tathagata Buddha, and Tianqin Emperor, the three began the process of "worship".

Qin Yi: "Although I, Qin Yi, am a college student, from now on, Qin's body will be the body of two brothers. We brothers are of one heart, and our strength can cut through gold!"

Jade Emperor: "Me too."

Tathagata Buddha: "I am the same +1"

Qin Yi: "Emperor heaven and earth, the sun and the moon can learn from each other. Today, my two brothers and I are bound together in golden orchid. Blessings are shared, adversity is shared, and life and death are accompanied by each other. People and gods are indignant if there is more than this!"

Jade Emperor: "Me too!"

Tathagata Buddha: "I am the same +1"

Qin Yi's face was gloomy, and his facial muscles began to twitch, "Did you two never read?"

The Jade Emperor and Tathagata Buddha nodded to Qin Yi together.

After questioning Qin Yi, he learned that the nine-year compulsory education has not been popularized in both the heavenly court and the Buddhist world, no wonder the two of them are not educated...

Although the process was bumpy and bumpy, in the end the three realms successfully formed an alliance!
And after discussion, it was decided that Tathagata Buddha intends to hand over Tang Sanzang to Qin Yi, because Tianqin has the strongest defense force, and Tang Sanzang can get the best protection if handed over to Qin Yi.

So after Qin Yi left Daleiyin Temple, he came to the staff dormitory of the Buddhist world.

Pushing open the door of the dormitory, Tang Sanzang was sitting on the balcony smoking a smoky cigarette while flipping through Playboy.

Seeing Qin Yi coming, Tang Sanzang immediately threw the cigarette butt on the ground and stamped it out.

"Amitabha~ General Qin, welcome... Come one, is Yuxi still King Furong?"

"Hehe, slap, slap, and you'll die if you slap again!"

Qin Yi rolled his eyes and told Tang Sanzang everything.

Hearing this, Tang Sanzang learned that the boneless relics in his body had caused the death of all heavens and myriad realms, he panicked immediately, and hurriedly pulled out the suitcase under the bed, and then began to pack daily necessities.

Seeing Tang Sanzang packed ten rolls of toilet paper and a box of Nutrition Express into the suitcase, Qin Yi's face turned livid, "This kind of guy can actually get the scriptures..."

Tang Sanzang stood in front of Qin Yi, carrying big bags and suitcases.

"Amitabha, General Qin, the Buddhist world is not safe anymore, when will we stop running away from the poison? Let's go to the Tianqin Empire!" Tang Sanzang clasped his hands together and bowed to Qin Yi.

Qin Yi felt a headache, took out the Sanguan repair liquid from his pocket, and poured two drops into his eyes.

Tang Sanzang: "General Qin, what is that little bottle in your hand?"

Qin Yi: "Ahem, Sharp Aisi Eye Drops, one drop relieves visual fatigue."

"General Qin, the poor monk also wants to use it~"

"roll!"

Qin Yi had a ferocious expression on his face, like a hungry wolf protecting food, and then carefully put away the three-view repair liquid.

"Young people don't know the value of three views, and when they grow old, they kneel on the ground and shed tears...Qin Yi, you must stand up, Ollie!" Qin Yi reminded himself all the time, cheering himself up.

After sending Tang Sanzang back to the Tianqin Empire, Qin Yi and the Jade Emperor Tathagata discussed the strategy of resisting foreign aggression in the discussion group, and then temporarily turned off the phone.

After lunch, Qin Yi took Qin Yimeng to Disney to play as agreed...

While Li Xinyan was accompanying Qin Yimeng on the carousel, Qin Yi and Nightingale sat down on the benches in the rest area.

"Drink milk tea?" Nightingale asked.

Qin Yi shook his head, "No, I brought water."

Saying that, Qin Yi took out the thermos cup from his arms, unscrewed the lid, and there was a layer of goji berries floating on the water.

Nightingale smiled and said, "Hey~ Soak goji berries in the thermos cup, young master Qin's waist, can't take it anymore?"

Qin Yi blushed, because he had too much contact with lonely ghosts and wild ghosts in the past two days, and his body was too cloudy.

Seeing that there was no one around, Qin Yi planned to tell Nightingal some of the secrets first, so he put his arms around Nightingale's neck, and the two got very close.

"Sister, I'm going to tell you some unbelievable things, which may ruin your three views, so you should be mentally prepared first!" Emperor Qin muttered.

Seeing Qin Yi's rare serious expression, Nightingale said, "Okay, tell me, I'm ready."

Qin Yi took a deep breath. Even if Nightingale's world view would collapse after he finished speaking, Qin Yi would give Nightingale a drop of three-view repair liquid in time.

"Sister, actually my mobile phone can communicate..." Qin Yi took out the Wanjie mobile phone.

"Ding~"

Suddenly, the Wanjie system entered an update!
Nightingale looked indifferent, "Your phone is updating, what's wrong?"

Qin Yi was speechless, this is really a coincidence.

"Do you mean that you want me to buy you a new mobile phone?" Seeing that Qin Yi had been silent for a long time, Nightingale asked.

Qin Yi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he simply changed the subject, "No, no, no... let's go ride the Ferris wheel!"

Upon hearing the word Ferris wheel, Nightingale blushed, "I won't sit!"

Qin Yi was very depressed. He was talking all the time, but was pushed back by "Mobile Update", as if it was stuck in his throat.

But what Qin Yi didn't know was that Nightingale really misunderstood it!

It's 2020, and Nightingale sees that Qin Yi is still using the iPhone 6S, so she makes up her mind to help Qin Yi buy a new phone when she has time...

When Ye Ying and Li Xinyan accompanied Qin Yimeng on the pirate ship, Qin Yi's phone was updated.

"Ding~"

"Welcome Qin Yi to join this group"

Group Name: Disneyland

Group owner: Mickey Mouse
Group location: Mickey Mouse Wonder House

Group members: Donald Duck, Minnie Mouse, Goofy, the Snow Queen, Winnie the Pooh...

"Well, this group update is very timely!" Qin Yi muttered in Disneyland.

"Ding~"

: @秦逸, welcome newcomers to the Disneyland group!