The chat group is full of world leaders

After returning to the real world, Qin Yi couldn't stop thinking about it.

The feeling of being in close contact with the sun and black holes is amazing.

"Brother Ant-Man, I hope you can improve the fashion sense of the Galaxy Glazed Battlesuit, it looks too much like aerobics."

"No problem old iron, it's just a beta version now, give me some time with Tony and Widow."

After hanging up the phone, Qin Yi's smile gradually disappeared, because he still had business to do.

Qin Yi walked out of the bedroom and put on his coat.

Ye Fang couldn't help asking: "Son, where are you going?!"

Qin Yi smiled, "Go out to socialize, talk business with clients, there is no way~"

Every time Qin Yi left suddenly, his reasoning was to ask customers to discuss business, and Qin Yi had already used this reason in the morning, so this made Li Xinyan a little suspicious.

"No, when Yi comes back, I must ask clearly!" Li Xinyan clenched her little pink fist, it was time to show the majesty of Mrs. Qin.

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In the dead of night, in the middle of the barren mountains, there is a gloomy temple. There is a plaque covered with cobwebs hanging on the temple. On the plaque is written "Lanruo Temple" in Microsoft Yahei.

In Lanruo Temple, all the ghosts gathered.

Nie Xiaoqian, the group leader of Strange Stories from a Liaozhai Studio, is sitting on the throne, surrounded by the submissive Ning Caichen and the hideous and frightening ghost grandma.

Ning Caichen smiled wryly and said, "Xiaoqian, General Qin has great powers, why don't we hold back, or steal the chicken and lose the rice!"

The ghost grandma punched Ning Caichen in the chest, and Ning Caichen fell to the ground, spitting out a mouthful of blood.

"Hehe, a mere son-in-law, is there a place for you with inflammation of the prostate?!" Grandma Ghost snorted coldly with an angry expression on her face.

Nie Xiaoqian sighed, "Ghost grandma, although Xiao Ning is the son-in-law, she is not rude. No one in the six realms can match Qin Yi, we are just a group of ghosts and demons..."

Grandma Ghost sneered, "Hmph, even if that kid is capable, as long as Mei Sanniang captures that kid's concubine, we will be able to eat Tang Monk meat!"

Everyone nodded to express their support for Grandma Ghost's remarks, and their eyes were shining with green light, which was the desire for Tang Monk's flesh.

"Grandma Ghost, I'll bring him back!"

At this moment, a voice came from outside Lanruo Temple.

Immediately afterwards, Mei Sanniang walked into Lanruo Temple with the unconscious Li Xinyan on her shoulders.

Mei Sanniang put the unconscious Li Xinyan down, and said with a smile: "Everyone, Sanniang, I got it. This is General Qin's fiancée!"

The ghost grandma was ecstatic, and laughed loudly: "Xiaoqian, did you see that we have a hostage in our hands, and are we still afraid that he will not succeed as the number one god in the heaven? Hurry up, call Qin Yi and ask him to come to Lanruo Temple within 5 minutes, or we will tear up the ticket!"

Nie Xiaoqian quickly took out her Nokia, which was charged for 5 minutes and talked for [-] hours, and called Qin Yi.

"Sorry, the user you dialed is in arrears..."

Nie Xiaoqian was taken aback, "Nani? Grandma, General Qin's mobile phone is in arrears!"

When the ghost grandma heard this, she became a little anxious, "Are you in arrears? This brat must have downloaded those dubious and malicious deduction software. After watching a few short videos, he deducted all the phone bills!"

Nie Xiaoqian: "Grandma, how do you know?"

Ghost grandma: "Ahem, grandma downloaded it when she was young... It's not important, the important thing is that we have to get in touch with that brat as soon as possible!"

Nie Xiaoqian: "But his mobile phone is in arrears!"

Grandma Ghost: "...Big deal, let's recharge his phone bill!"

All the ghosts and goblins were stupefied, and Nie Xiaoqian couldn't laugh or cry, "Grandma, we are kidnappers. Before the ransom is paid, we will pay the victim's family first. That's not good..."

"What do you know, little girl? This is called investment. Give that kid a hundred."

Nie Xiaoqian had no choice but to do so, but after charging [-], the phone still couldn't get through, so Nie Xiaoqian had to call the customer service of "Mobile".

"Miss Nie, it's like this... The number you mentioned is 5000 cents in arrears, and counting the data package that will take effect soon, you need to pay a total of [-] yuan in call charges to cancel the suspension and resume normal use."

The customer service words made everyone messy, and the corners of Grandma Gui's mouth twitched, "This~ This kid owes so much phone bills, how many paid small videos did he secretly watch!?"

Nie Xiaoqian struggled and said: "Grandma, what do you do now, I only have two yuan and a half left in my hand."

The ghost grandma thought for a while, and appealed: "Come, come, everyone contribute your own strength, and if you contribute some money, it will be treated as a share, and you can collect enough money to pay the boy for the phone bill... When the time comes to exchange Tang Seng with a hostage, we will divide Tang Seng's flesh according to the shares you hold!"

When everyone heard that it was a "shareholding system" to carve up Tang Monk's meat, they transferred money to Nie Xiaoqian's WeChat account one after another, and quickly collected enough money, and then Nie Xiaoqian quickly made up for Qin Yi's phone bill arrears.

After some tossing, as a kidnapper, he first charged [-] phone bills to the family members of the victim, so that the negative case of the sand sculpture can be included in the textbook.

Nie Xiaoqian finally got through to Qin Yi's phone, "General Qin, I didn't expect that your fiancée is in my hands now. If you don't want her to die, come to Lanruo Temple and let's have a good talk!"

After hanging up the phone, Nie Xiaoqian laughed. During the call just now, Qin Yi's tone was very anxious.

Not a moment later, the gate of Lanruo Temple exploded, and a figure rushed in!
"Thief, give me back my wife!" Qin Yi was angrily holding two fire unicorns.

The ghost grandma took out a handful of red crystal Nepal and placed it around the neck of the unconscious Li Xinyan.

Seeing this, Qin Yi turned pale, "Don't mess around!"

Grandma Ghost sneered, "Hmph, I don't want your concubine to die, so put down your weapon!"

"Okay, I'll put it down, don't get excited!" Qin Yi threw the fire unicorn on the ground, kicked it aside, and then raised his hands.

"Haha, Qin Yi, I didn't expect you to be the most majestic general in the heavens, and you look so timid and embarrassed today!" Grandma Gui laughed with her head up to the sky.

Qin Yi looked confused, "I don't understand, what are you kidnapping my wife for!"

Nie Xiaoqian stepped forward and smiled charmingly, "General Qin, don't worry, we have no ill intentions towards you and your wife... As long as you arrest Tang Sanzang for us, we promise to return your wife to Zhao!"

"Tang Sanzang?" Qin Yi was a bit pretentious, thinking how could he get involved with that wretched old bald donkey.

Qin Yi couldn't figure it out, and couldn't help asking: "Eat Jinke~ahhhh... What are the benefits of eating Tang Monk's meat, whoever is right will give it to her!"

Ghost grandma: "If you eat Tang's monk meat, you will live forever."

Nie Xiaoqian: "After eating Tang Monk's meat, my mana will increase greatly."

Qin Yi smiled meaningfully, "Just because of this benefit, you wouldn't dare to take the risk of kidnapping my wife, would you?"

Nie Xiaoqian laughed wantonly, "In 2020, the benefits of Tang's monk meat are not limited to this. If you eat Tang's monk's meat, you can..."

"Xiaoqian, stop talking!" Grandma Ghost stopped Nie Xiaoqian in time.

A stern look flashed across Qin Yi's eyes, obviously the other party was hiding something.

"Qin Yi, stop talking nonsense, we are kidnappers, as long as you bring Tang Sanzang over, it's easy to talk about, otherwise, hum!"

The ghost grandma stuck the red crystal Nepal on Li Xinyan's neck, and then smiled obscenely at Qin Yi.

Qin Yi shook his head and laughed straight, "Ah~ a group of sand sculptures~ they have no experience in committing crimes, so how dare they learn how to kidnap people!"

When Qin Yi's words fell, Li Xinyan, who was held hostage by the ghost grandma, suddenly opened her eyes, and a burst of dark will-o'-the-wisps rose from her body!

"Pfft!"

Fang Tian's painted halberd pierced through the ghost grandma's body in an instant!
The ghost Lu Bu who recovered his real body flashed back to Qin Yi, "See Emperor Qin."

All of a sudden, all the ghosts and goblins were in a mess!