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"Mom, Dad, this is yours!"

"Mengmeng, this is yours!"

"Yanyan, old lady, take..."

After the whole family took the red envelope from Qin Yi, they looked at each other in blank dismay.

Because each of the red envelopes given by Qin Yi had 10 yuan stuffed in them. They really didn't look like red envelopes, but bricks!

In short, Qin Yi has many industries and is rich in wealth.

And he is a well-behaved and kind (ambiguous) good boy, so he has money and has no place to spend it, and he doesn't know how to squander it. It's not beautiful to finally be able to experience the addiction of "high consumption" on "red envelopes".

After breakfast, Ye Fang was going to take Li Xinyan and Nightingale out for a shopping trip, and she probably wouldn't come back with big bags until the sun went down.

Qin Zhong invited his friends in the winter swimming group to go swimming. Qin Yi looked at his father's winter swimming group and couldn't help laughing. He saw that the leader of the group was actually "Troll Warrior" and the group announcement was "Ollie".

So far, on the first day of the new year, only Qin Yi and his older sister Qin Yimeng are left in the family.

"Mengmeng, it's time for us brothers and sisters to be alone again, are you happy?"

"happy!"

Qin Yi smiled, took out the snacks that Ye Fang bought for Qin Yimeng, and ate them up. Qin Yimeng was watching eagerly...

Qin Yimeng hugged Qin Yi's Erlang legs and said, "Brother, I want to watch Journey to the West."

"Tch, what's so good about Journey to the West, isn't the Ring at Midnight and The Grudge delicious? Be good, watch it with your brother!"

Qin Yimeng is a poor child, who was forced by Qin Yi to stare at Sadako and Junxiong for a long time.

"Ding dong~"

The doorbell rang, and when Qin Yi opened the door, the hairs all over his body stood on end, "Come on, I'm watching ghost movies, you guys scared me!"

Black and White Wuchang smiled and said in unison, "General Qin, Happy Chinese New Year!

Hei Wuchang: "General Qin, on the first day of the Lunar New Year, we are here to greet you~"

Bai Wuchang: "I even prepared a red envelope for your sister."

Qin Yi rolled his eyes, "Hehe, don't tell me it's Mingbi!"

In fact, in the red envelope that Black and White Impermanence gave to Qin Yimeng was a safety lock, Qin Yimeng put it on, and from now on, there would be no illness or disaster, and the bad luck would fade away!
Following the impermanence of black and white, the Stove Lord and the Land Lord also came to pay New Year's greetings one after another. Qin Yimeng received a dazzling array of red envelopes, full of them.

After a long time, dozens of earth immortals and ghost immortals came to pay Qin Yi New Year's greetings.

Earth immortals and ghost immortals are all inferior immortals in the twelve ranks of immortals, and they are not qualified to go to heaven.

It happened that Qin Yi, the number one general in the heavenly world, usually lived in the mortal world most of the time, so they had to rely on Qin Yi's care and support, so it was understandable to give Qin Yi presents during festivals.

But Qin Yi was really speechless about the plastic bag of coins sent by Granny Meng.

But Meng Po is so old, and she insists on working every day, making Meng Po soup hard, so Qin Yi can't say anything...

"Brother, I don't want to watch ghost movies anymore, I want to watch Journey to the West."

"Mengmeng, Journey to the West is really boring. I've read it [-] times. Isn't it just the Tang monk, master and disciple four who take it from the West... I lose it!"

Qin Yi was stunned, if Qin Yimeng hadn't clamored to watch Journey to the West, he would have forgotten about Tang Sanzang!

"Hey, my brain!"

Then Qin Yi quickly turned on his phone and went to the country of daughters.

When he came to the dungeon, he saw that Tang Sanzang was already unshaven and so scruffy that he didn't look good.

"Master Sanzang, are you alright!" Qin Yi helped the pale Tang Sanzang up.

Seeing Qin Yi, Tang Sanzang immediately burst into tears, threw himself into Qin Yi's arms, and wailed loudly, "General Qin, what are you doing? Why did you come here? I'll beat you to death!"

Tang Sanzang really lost control of his emotions and began to speak Henan dialect.

In the dungeon of Daughter's Country, there is no traffic or internet, the mobile phone signal is poor, and there is even no toilet paper...

Qin Yi really felt a little guilty for letting Tang Sanzang spend a year in this kind of place.

"Don't cry, my pot is alright... I'll help you rank up as a king and give you all hero skins!"

As soon as these words came out, Tang Sanzang's grievance disappeared, and he smiled: "General Qin, you are truly immeasurable, Amitabha!"

Qin Yi also smiled, and gave Tang Sanzang a cigarette, and then the two socialites walked out of the dungeon of the Daughter Country together with cigarettes in their mouths.

After summoning somersault cloud, Qin Yi flew up with Tang Sanzang, and there were two "Voldemort" in the bushes on the ground.

"Boss, Tang Seng has run away, why don't we chase after him?!"

"Chasing Nima, the person next to Tang Seng is the number one general in the heavens. With the two of us alone, we don't know how to die when we rush up to die?"

"Then what to do, if grandma can't eat Tang's monk meat, she will get angry at us again."

"In 2020, there will be more colleagues coveting the meat of Tang Monk. This matter is not so easy. Let's go back to report the situation to grandma first, and discuss it in the long run!"

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In order to express his apology to Tang Sanzang, Qin Yi invited Tang Sanzang to eat hot pot in Mortal Realm.

Master Sanzang is worthy of being an eminent monk who "passes the intestines with wine and meat". He doesn't even eat a leaf of vegetables, so he crazily orders fatty beef rolls with duck belly and duck intestines!
When he got excited, Tang Sanzang took off his cassock and started bragging with Qin Yi.

The two exchanged glasses, and after drinking for three rounds, Tang Sanzang's complexion was already rosy, and he insisted on asking Qin Yi to take him to the nightclub.

Li Xinyan and Nightingale were not around, Qin Yi thought it would be better to relax, so he took Tang Sanzang to the bar in the red light district.

On the dance floor illuminated by colorful lights, Qin Yi and Master Sanzang danced Ye Di to the rhythm of the DJ.

"Hey, Master Sanzang, I can't see that you are an old driver!" Seeing Tang Sanzang's proficiency in flower hand cranks and social shakers, Qin Yi's eyes lit up.

Tang Sanzang smiled slightly, "Praise General Qin, it's just that on the way to learn the scriptures, I spent a lot of night clubbing and disco with Bajie!"

At this time, the DJ switched to the BGM of the Master of Shadow Stream:

"Could this be your excuse for breaking up~ If you start over again~Would you love me~Love makes people happy~It can also bring torture~I walked with you..."

Qin Yi and Tang Sanzang were brainwashed by this dance music, and they started the earthy swing together, soft and silky.

Suddenly, a coquettish beauty came to Tang Sanzang's side, and she winked, "Brother bald, you are so stylish~ Would you like to have a drink together?"

"Damn it, fuck it, fuck it, don't you believe it when I see me slapping you!" Tang Sanzang suddenly burst into anger, angrily shouted.

The beauty was sternly rejected by Tang Sanzang, with a dazed look on her face.

Even if Qin Yi hadn't stopped him, Tang Sanzang would have taken off his flip-flops to smack other beauties!

Qin Yi was shocked and couldn't understand it, "Master Sanzang, this is not your character!"

Tang Sanzang sneered: "General Qin, Shakespeare said that you yearn for a shortcut in life, but in fact it is already muddy."

"God damn Shakespeare!"

Tang Sanzang clasped his hands together, and added: "Amitabha... the winding path you yearn for is actually a broad road—Bai Juyi."

Qin Yi rolled his eyes. If Qin Yimeng knew that Tang Seng was so wretched, he probably wouldn't want to watch Journey to the West even if he was killed.

"Ding ~"

Qin Yi's cell phone rang.

Let Tang San hide on the dance floor and play disco, Qin Yi came to the bar and ordered a martini, and sat down.

Turning on the phone, a new group has been updated!
"Welcome Qin Yi to join this group"

Group name: Tales from a Liaozhai Studio
Group leader: Nie Xiaoqian

Group announcement: They are all thousand-year-old foxes, why are you playing Liaozhai for me!