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Chapter 138 Fighting Daji and the Armed Ape
Suddenly, there were raindrops in the sky, Tang Sanzang quickly pinched his cigarette butts, and hurriedly started to clean up the pots and pans.
Qin Yi smiled, "Master Sanzang, isn't it just a drizzle? Why panic?"
Tang Sanzang said nervously: "General Qin, when you smell this smell, it's obviously acid rain. Acid rain contains sulfur dioxide and nitric oxide, which are corrosive to the poor monk's meat..."
"Fuck, you still learn this in Dharma class?"
"Chemistry is not a compulsory course, but an optional course."
"Fuck, do you still memorize the periodic table of elements and valences in elective courses?"
"Amitabha, the poor monk doesn't understand the periodic table of elements. The poor monk can only recite the girl's menstrual table."
"Period chart???"
Qin Yi's three views exploded again, and he even began to suspect that the bald monk in front of him didn't stand up to it at all during the disaster of his daughter's country in the 81 disaster!
After packing up his things, Qin Yi also picked up a third-level equipment, drove an off-road vehicle, and rushed towards the circle of destiny with Tang Sanzang.
It is clearly stated in the event introduction that the Destiny Circle will be the only place where the airdrop box will drop.
At this time, all the bigwigs in the Ten Thousand Realms must be rushing to the Destiny Circle.
Along the way, Qin Yi was only responsible for driving, while Tang Sanzang turned into a ruthless person in society. A grenade blew up Shu Ke who was flying the plane, and a tactical gun blew up Beta's tank...
When passing through the nuclear power plant, Master Sanzang also showed off a 98K, eight hundred miles away, and killed the boiling sheep ambushing in the building with one shot.
To be honest, there may be quite a few bigwigs participating in this event, but Qin Yi is lucky, and most of the people he meets are war scum.
Soon Qin Yi drove to the bridge, as long as he passed the bridge, he would not be far from the Circle of Destiny.
But suddenly, a bullet hit the tire of the off-road vehicle, and the car drifted and hit the guardrail of the bridge. Qin Yi and Tang Sanzang immediately jumped out of the car, fell to the ground and rolled several times.
"Boom~"
The next second, the car exploded, and the raging flames almost burned Tang Sanzang's precious cassock.
Qin Yi stood up and saw that two guns were pointed at him. It turned out that someone was blocking the bridge.
Among the two people blocking the bridge, Qin Yi still knew one of them, and it turned out to be the magic fairy Xiaolan in the magic fairy castle!
The other is a little pig wearing a red leather jacket, nicknamed "Pigman".
The magic fairy Xiaolan threw away the AK in her hand, took out the magic fairy stick, and said indifferently: "Qin Yi, for the sake of your acquaintance with our magic fairy queen, as long as you voluntarily withdraw from this event, I will not hurt you!"
Pigman sacrificed the pigman's sword to open the sky, and carried it on his shoulders, with a proud look, he said: "The empty box belongs to me, Pigman!"
Qin Yi sneered, he really couldn't figure out what these cannon fodders were here for...
"Qin Yi, since you have no intention of quitting, then die!"
Seeing the sneer written on Qin Yi's face, the magic fairy Xiaolan started to wave the magic fairy wand in a fit of anger, singing and dancing, "Ba la la energy~ Shaluo Shaluo~Magic aunt towel!"
"Zizhu Kaitian Great Sword, slash!"
Seeing an aunt's towel buffed by magic and a sword energy coming towards him, the corners of Qin Yi's mouth raised, intending to punch the two war scum in front of him.
But before Qin Yi had time to swing his fist, Tang Sanzang suddenly rushed out to block him!
"Master Sanzang, what are you doing?"
Tang Sanzang did not answer Qin Yi, but raised the Xingtian Armor Summoner!
"Fuck!"
Only then did Qin Yi realize that when he jumped off the car just now, the Xing Tian Armor Summoner should have fallen out of his pocket, apparently picked up by the old bald donkey.
Tang Sanzang smiled slightly, made several handsome posses in a row, and shouted, "Xingtian Armor, fit together!"
"Worthy!"
Qin Yi's face turned pale with fright, the younger brother Yudi from Dongtu Datang actually completed the fusion with the Xingtian armor!
With such a famous scene, Qin Yi quickly took out his mobile phone and took a precious video.
"The Burning Sword!"
Tang Sanzang easily summoned the weapon, and then cut off the magic aunt's towel with a move of fire torture Qiankun, and then used Qiankun's magic palm to knock the magic fairy Xiaolan and Zhuzhuxia unconscious...
Then Tang Sanzang removed his armor, finished his work, clasped his hands together, and finally murmured, "Amitabha, so good..."
Qin Yi snatched the Xingtian Summoner and glared at Tang Sanzang, "Can't you see that you still use modern technology?"
Tang Sanzang smiled shyly, "General Qin praised it absurdly. The poor monk loves to watch armored warriors in his spare time. Unfortunately, the next few movies are unfinished..."
"Uh...you know a lot."
The off-road vehicle exploded, and Qin Yi had a showdown, driving somersault cloud and leading Tang Sanzang to the Destiny Circle.
The two passed five levels and killed six generals. Qin Yi watched Master Sanzang's coquettish operations go up and down one after another, and finally his astonished eyes became numb...
After a while, the two came to the hillside of City S. On the other side of the hillside was the shrinking circle of destiny—N Port
And looking around, there are thousands of miles of scorched earth, the wreckage of the ship's hull is everywhere on the ocean, and thick smoke is billowing... This shows how fierce the battle between the people of the Ten Thousand Realms is!
Not all contestants are Zhan Wuscum, it's just that Qin Yi and Tang Sanzang didn't meet each other.
Suddenly, in the sky, an airdrop box landed on a container in the port with a parachute.
After the airdrop box landed, thick red smoke began to emit, reminding everyone that it is time to snatch me!
Qin Yi turned Somersault Cloud's steering wheel, put it in fifth gear and flew directly to the side of the airdrop box, but at the same time, a coquettish woman and a monster with a monkey face and human body also appeared next to the airdrop box!
What surprised Qin Yi was that the monkey stepped on Galen with a bruised nose and a swollen face...
There was a dead silence all around, and there was no one else.
Obviously, there are only two waves of strength left in the audience.
Gritting his teeth, the monkey sacrificed an artifact that was very similar to the golden cudgel, pointed at Tang Sanzang, and said coldly, "Tang Monk, don't come here without any problems... Aren't you a golden cicada who has no desires and no desires, why are you here to grab the airdrop!"
"Amitabha, the Buddha said, form is emptiness, and emptiness is emptiness."
Qin Yi was speechless, the Buddha never said this!
The coquettish woman smiled charmingly, "Ape, you can calculate the grievances between you and Tang Sanzang as you like, this handsome guy, leave it to me!"
Seeing alluring women always winking at him, Qin Yi couldn't help asking: "May I ask if Miss is from a nightclub or from Footwashing City?"
The coquettish woman covered her mouth and laughed lightly, "Sister, my name is Daji, as long as you give up snatching the airdrop, sister will accept you as a licking dog, okay?"
"Damn it, it turned out to be the vixen next to King Zhou~" Qin Yi frowned, thinking that this woman should be very fond of Hou Yi.
Then Qin Yi whispered to Tang Sanzang again: "Master Sanzang, who is this monkey?"
"The arm-armed monkey is one of the four god monkeys under the seat of Maitreya Buddha.
After escaping from the Buddhist realm, he jumped out of the Three Realms and was not included in the Five Elements.
The artifact in his hand is Bohai Optimus Prime. In terms of force alone, Wukong is not his opponent...
Therefore, the four of us, the master and the apprentice, suffered a lot on the way to learn the scriptures.
But in the end he was still defeated by the halo of Wukong's protagonist... General Qin, look at his bear-like appearance, he is obviously trying to beat up the poor monk with bad intentions~ Goodness, goodness..."
Qin Yi twisted his mouth, "It seems that there is a grievance between you, then I will deal with Daji, and you will deal with the gibbon monkey."
"No, I'd better deal with Daji."
"You~ are you greedy for her body?"
"No, the poor monk is just a little flirtatious, and he still pays attention to principles in the face of big right and wrong... So the poor monk is not greedy for Daji's body, but he is just afraid of beating the unarmed ape and embarrassing the Buddhist sect."
Qin Yi: "Although you are obscene, you are very real
I, Qin Yi, respect you! "
Tang Sanzang: "Thank you General Qin
I love underground rappers like you
It is also 100% respect! "
Qin Yi: "Peace and love, life is endless, rap is endless!"
Tang Sanzang: "It's good, it's good, skrskr."
Qin Yi smiled, "Master Sanzang, isn't it just a drizzle? Why panic?"
Tang Sanzang said nervously: "General Qin, when you smell this smell, it's obviously acid rain. Acid rain contains sulfur dioxide and nitric oxide, which are corrosive to the poor monk's meat..."
"Fuck, you still learn this in Dharma class?"
"Chemistry is not a compulsory course, but an optional course."
"Fuck, do you still memorize the periodic table of elements and valences in elective courses?"
"Amitabha, the poor monk doesn't understand the periodic table of elements. The poor monk can only recite the girl's menstrual table."
"Period chart???"
Qin Yi's three views exploded again, and he even began to suspect that the bald monk in front of him didn't stand up to it at all during the disaster of his daughter's country in the 81 disaster!
After packing up his things, Qin Yi also picked up a third-level equipment, drove an off-road vehicle, and rushed towards the circle of destiny with Tang Sanzang.
It is clearly stated in the event introduction that the Destiny Circle will be the only place where the airdrop box will drop.
At this time, all the bigwigs in the Ten Thousand Realms must be rushing to the Destiny Circle.
Along the way, Qin Yi was only responsible for driving, while Tang Sanzang turned into a ruthless person in society. A grenade blew up Shu Ke who was flying the plane, and a tactical gun blew up Beta's tank...
When passing through the nuclear power plant, Master Sanzang also showed off a 98K, eight hundred miles away, and killed the boiling sheep ambushing in the building with one shot.
To be honest, there may be quite a few bigwigs participating in this event, but Qin Yi is lucky, and most of the people he meets are war scum.
Soon Qin Yi drove to the bridge, as long as he passed the bridge, he would not be far from the Circle of Destiny.
But suddenly, a bullet hit the tire of the off-road vehicle, and the car drifted and hit the guardrail of the bridge. Qin Yi and Tang Sanzang immediately jumped out of the car, fell to the ground and rolled several times.
"Boom~"
The next second, the car exploded, and the raging flames almost burned Tang Sanzang's precious cassock.
Qin Yi stood up and saw that two guns were pointed at him. It turned out that someone was blocking the bridge.
Among the two people blocking the bridge, Qin Yi still knew one of them, and it turned out to be the magic fairy Xiaolan in the magic fairy castle!
The other is a little pig wearing a red leather jacket, nicknamed "Pigman".
The magic fairy Xiaolan threw away the AK in her hand, took out the magic fairy stick, and said indifferently: "Qin Yi, for the sake of your acquaintance with our magic fairy queen, as long as you voluntarily withdraw from this event, I will not hurt you!"
Pigman sacrificed the pigman's sword to open the sky, and carried it on his shoulders, with a proud look, he said: "The empty box belongs to me, Pigman!"
Qin Yi sneered, he really couldn't figure out what these cannon fodders were here for...
"Qin Yi, since you have no intention of quitting, then die!"
Seeing the sneer written on Qin Yi's face, the magic fairy Xiaolan started to wave the magic fairy wand in a fit of anger, singing and dancing, "Ba la la energy~ Shaluo Shaluo~Magic aunt towel!"
"Zizhu Kaitian Great Sword, slash!"
Seeing an aunt's towel buffed by magic and a sword energy coming towards him, the corners of Qin Yi's mouth raised, intending to punch the two war scum in front of him.
But before Qin Yi had time to swing his fist, Tang Sanzang suddenly rushed out to block him!
"Master Sanzang, what are you doing?"
Tang Sanzang did not answer Qin Yi, but raised the Xingtian Armor Summoner!
"Fuck!"
Only then did Qin Yi realize that when he jumped off the car just now, the Xing Tian Armor Summoner should have fallen out of his pocket, apparently picked up by the old bald donkey.
Tang Sanzang smiled slightly, made several handsome posses in a row, and shouted, "Xingtian Armor, fit together!"
"Worthy!"
Qin Yi's face turned pale with fright, the younger brother Yudi from Dongtu Datang actually completed the fusion with the Xingtian armor!
With such a famous scene, Qin Yi quickly took out his mobile phone and took a precious video.
"The Burning Sword!"
Tang Sanzang easily summoned the weapon, and then cut off the magic aunt's towel with a move of fire torture Qiankun, and then used Qiankun's magic palm to knock the magic fairy Xiaolan and Zhuzhuxia unconscious...
Then Tang Sanzang removed his armor, finished his work, clasped his hands together, and finally murmured, "Amitabha, so good..."
Qin Yi snatched the Xingtian Summoner and glared at Tang Sanzang, "Can't you see that you still use modern technology?"
Tang Sanzang smiled shyly, "General Qin praised it absurdly. The poor monk loves to watch armored warriors in his spare time. Unfortunately, the next few movies are unfinished..."
"Uh...you know a lot."
The off-road vehicle exploded, and Qin Yi had a showdown, driving somersault cloud and leading Tang Sanzang to the Destiny Circle.
The two passed five levels and killed six generals. Qin Yi watched Master Sanzang's coquettish operations go up and down one after another, and finally his astonished eyes became numb...
After a while, the two came to the hillside of City S. On the other side of the hillside was the shrinking circle of destiny—N Port
And looking around, there are thousands of miles of scorched earth, the wreckage of the ship's hull is everywhere on the ocean, and thick smoke is billowing... This shows how fierce the battle between the people of the Ten Thousand Realms is!
Not all contestants are Zhan Wuscum, it's just that Qin Yi and Tang Sanzang didn't meet each other.
Suddenly, in the sky, an airdrop box landed on a container in the port with a parachute.
After the airdrop box landed, thick red smoke began to emit, reminding everyone that it is time to snatch me!
Qin Yi turned Somersault Cloud's steering wheel, put it in fifth gear and flew directly to the side of the airdrop box, but at the same time, a coquettish woman and a monster with a monkey face and human body also appeared next to the airdrop box!
What surprised Qin Yi was that the monkey stepped on Galen with a bruised nose and a swollen face...
There was a dead silence all around, and there was no one else.
Obviously, there are only two waves of strength left in the audience.
Gritting his teeth, the monkey sacrificed an artifact that was very similar to the golden cudgel, pointed at Tang Sanzang, and said coldly, "Tang Monk, don't come here without any problems... Aren't you a golden cicada who has no desires and no desires, why are you here to grab the airdrop!"
"Amitabha, the Buddha said, form is emptiness, and emptiness is emptiness."
Qin Yi was speechless, the Buddha never said this!
The coquettish woman smiled charmingly, "Ape, you can calculate the grievances between you and Tang Sanzang as you like, this handsome guy, leave it to me!"
Seeing alluring women always winking at him, Qin Yi couldn't help asking: "May I ask if Miss is from a nightclub or from Footwashing City?"
The coquettish woman covered her mouth and laughed lightly, "Sister, my name is Daji, as long as you give up snatching the airdrop, sister will accept you as a licking dog, okay?"
"Damn it, it turned out to be the vixen next to King Zhou~" Qin Yi frowned, thinking that this woman should be very fond of Hou Yi.
Then Qin Yi whispered to Tang Sanzang again: "Master Sanzang, who is this monkey?"
"The arm-armed monkey is one of the four god monkeys under the seat of Maitreya Buddha.
After escaping from the Buddhist realm, he jumped out of the Three Realms and was not included in the Five Elements.
The artifact in his hand is Bohai Optimus Prime. In terms of force alone, Wukong is not his opponent...
Therefore, the four of us, the master and the apprentice, suffered a lot on the way to learn the scriptures.
But in the end he was still defeated by the halo of Wukong's protagonist... General Qin, look at his bear-like appearance, he is obviously trying to beat up the poor monk with bad intentions~ Goodness, goodness..."
Qin Yi twisted his mouth, "It seems that there is a grievance between you, then I will deal with Daji, and you will deal with the gibbon monkey."
"No, I'd better deal with Daji."
"You~ are you greedy for her body?"
"No, the poor monk is just a little flirtatious, and he still pays attention to principles in the face of big right and wrong... So the poor monk is not greedy for Daji's body, but he is just afraid of beating the unarmed ape and embarrassing the Buddhist sect."
Qin Yi: "Although you are obscene, you are very real
I, Qin Yi, respect you! "
Tang Sanzang: "Thank you General Qin
I love underground rappers like you
It is also 100% respect! "
Qin Yi: "Peace and love, life is endless, rap is endless!"
Tang Sanzang: "It's good, it's good, skrskr."
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