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"Sack of bridge beans!" Qin Yi stopped the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother just as they stood up from their thrones.

The Jade Emperor smiled, "General Qin, do you have any objections?"

Seeing the knife hidden in the Jade Emperor's smile, Qin Yi felt horrified, and always felt that the Jade Emperor was holding back something.

So Qin Yi politely refused: "Well~ I don't have time recently, the school is going to have a final exam, I have to prepare..."

"I'll let Heavenly Court's number one scholar, Emperor Wenchang, take the exam for you!"

"Eh... I still have papers to write..."

"Seven fairies obey, you are responsible for finishing General Qin's graduation thesis, graduation defense and graduation practice report!"

Qin Yi supported his forehead, and said depressedly: "I say old iron Jade Emperor, I'm just an outstanding young entrepreneur!

It's okay to open a company to sneak into a secretary...

As for managing the Heavenly Court?I don't think I can do that! "

The Jade Emperor smiled and said, "I don't want you to think, I want me to think!"

"Uh, there are so many gods in Heaven, you should find someone else." Qin Yi forcefully refused.

But the Queen Mother showed a sly smile, "Then vote!"

After hearing the vote, Qin Yi thought badly!
"I agree with General Qin acting as the agent of the Jade Emperor!"

As soon as the queen mother spoke, all the gods raised their hands in favor.

Obviously, no god would dare to take on this drudgery. After all, if he became an "agent of the Jade Emperor", if there was even a slight mistake in the Heavenly Court during his tenure, he would have to bear the blame.

So at this time, Qin Yi was designated by the gods of the whole heaven to be the blame man.

In desperation, Qin Yi agreed, but with an idea, he smiled evilly and said, "Okay, okay, I'll take over this hard work... But, shouldn't the two bosses bleed?"

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother looked at each other and could not help but smile wryly.

The Queen's mother spoke earnestly and said: "General Qin, Fuxiqin and Xuanyuan Sword are in your hands, and the dowry of this Palace has bottomed out... Besides, our relationship..."

"Don't, don't, don't be so close, in a word, the Shennong Ding will change the peace and stability of the Heavenly Court for half a month!" Qin Yi turned against the guest.

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother showed embarrassment. If this continues, the "savings" of the two of them will be emptied by Qin Yi sooner or later.

Hearing this, the Jade Emperor was delighted and excitedly said: "General Qin, you said this. The Shennong Cauldron can be given to you, but for half a month, the safety of the Heavenly Court will be entrusted to you. If anything goes wrong, you will be responsible!"

In order to reforge the Fenyuan Sword, Qin Yi also ate his heart, patted his chest, and said righteously, "Don't worry, you and your wife can rest assured on vacation, with me here, there will be no accidents in heaven!"

"Okay, okay, General Qin is really my love, if I were a woman, I would..."

"Stop!"

"Ahem, I just admire you...Okay, okay, it's such a happy decision, the meeting is adjourned!"

Then the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother left the Lingxiao Palace, and on the way to the palace, the couple were secretly happy.

As for Qin Yi, since he took the position of "Agent Jade Emperor", he was naturally pushed to the throne by a group of gods.

"It can't be done!"

"General Qin, sit down!"

"Absolutely not!"

"The Jade Emperor is not here, you are the agent of the Jade Emperor, so naturally you should sit!"

"It's not suitable, it's really not... Ouch~ So refreshing!"

Qin Yi was half pushed and half sat on the throne in the end, and his expression became extremely enjoyable.

It's not that the Jade Emperor's throne is so comfortable, but that the force of the invisible existence is the most fatal!
"See Emperor Qin!"

In an instant, all the gods bowed deeply to Qin Yi, and Qin Yi laughed so hard that his mouth almost split open.

"Stay flat, ho ho ho!"

Then, the seven fairies surrounded Qin Yi one after another, pinched Qin Yi's waist and beat his legs, fed him fruits, and fanned the wind...

Qin Yi now finally understands why the Jade Emperor lost the five spirit beads.

Because in the face of a life of extravagance and lust, no one can stand it!
Suddenly, the third prince Nezha beeped softly: "Why do you feel that Emperor Qin is missing something..."

"Don't talk nonsense, how could the Emperor of Qin be short? You are the only one who is short for your father, and your whole family is short!" Tota Li Tianwang made a gesture to spank Nezha's ass.

Nezha exclaimed: "Father, I know what Emperor Qin lacks. Emperor Qin lacks a Queen Qin!"

Nezha awakened the dreamer with a single word!

All the gods began to discuss.

"Yes, the third prince is right. As the emperor of heaven, without a queen by his side, he can't control the situation..."

"Yeah, I think so too!"

"But in the heavenly court, which fairy is worthy of the romantic and suave General Qin?"

"I think it's Chang'e Fairy, the number one fairy in the Moon Palace, graceful and luxurious!"

"No, no, it's better to be Zixia Fairy, cold and aloof, like a snow-capped plum blossom..."

"But I think Immortal Fairy Chi Yao is also good, I like it!"

"Bah, you're a greedy person, you're a scumbag!"

There were different opinions for a while, and finally "Chang'e Fairy" and "Zixia Fairy" were the most popular...

Chang'e stood up and smiled, "So~cough...Emperor Qin, why don't I sit by your side and stay by your side?"

"This……"

Zixia also came out and stood in front of Chang'e, "Why do you sit next to him, if you want to sit, I will sit!"

The two faced each other tit for tat, and Qin Yi was caught in a dilemma. Seeing that the anger between Chang'e and Zixia was getting stronger and stronger, Qin Yi almost pulled his hair out, so Qin Yi slapped the table and stood up!

"Oh!"

The Lingxiao Palace returned to silence, Qin Yi glanced at everyone, his serious expression suddenly became funny, "Hey, I will~ bah... I want to go back to the mortal world to get a change of clothes and toiletries, everyone get back first!"

After speaking, Qin Yi fled back to the mortal world.

But Chang'e and Zixia were still arguing, and finally decided to use backgammon to decide the outcome!
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When Qin Yi returned to the villa, Long Yan rushed over, "Brother Qin is back, are you tired, I'll help you beat your back!"

"No need, old girl, pack your things, let's go to the Heavenly Court to live for a while."

"Huh? Why?"

"Because I am acting as the Jade Emperor now!"

Qin Yi packed his luggage, took Long Yan's hand with him, and prepared to enter the Heavenly Court again.

"Da da da……"

But suddenly, footsteps came from outside the window.

Qin Yi frowned, and then only heard "Fire in the hole"!
A grenade passed through the balcony and landed at Qin Yi's feet.

"Oh!"

Qin Yi jumped out of the villa with Long Yan in his arms, turned his head and saw that the living room of the villa was bombed to pieces.

And Qin Yi quickly surrounded a wave of special soldiers!

Qin Yi was surprised, because he was very familiar with the characters in front of him!
Omo, Swart, Flying Tigers, Fox Hunter, Fox Spirit, Pandora, Night Rose...

Qin Yi covered his head, sighed and said: "It's a mess, it's a mess, even if you cross the line of fire, you even crossed over to Lao Tzu's house!"

The Flying Tigers pointed at Qin Yi with their fire unicorns, and uttered standard Chinese Mandarin, "Qin Yi, you are surrounded, hand over all your Wufu cards, and we will let you live!"

The fox hunter held the sky shovel in his left hand and the unicorn stabbed in his right. He sneered, "If you don't pay..."

"Today next year will be your memorial day!" Ye Meigui quickly cut the gun and opened the destructive sniper scope.

Omo and Swart slowly raised Steyr and Eye of Death.

"We have six fierce dragons in our backpack, so I hope you don't jump too much!"

The corner of Qin Yi's mouth twitched, and the group of people in front of him were actually RMB players.