Almighty Shenhao: The strongest street stall system

After receiving the money, Lin Li wondered if he would become a superman, the kind who could fly into the sky with a single stomp and be omnipotent.

Save the people from fire and water, and wipe out all evil crimes.

The most important thing is to be able to fly. This skill is every man's fantasy. If you think about it, if you can't see the sun on a cloudy day, you can take Wei Wei to the top of the clouds and lie on the edge of the clouds to watch the sun. What a damn! nice picture.

However, God is not good.

"Ding, congratulations! The Superman toy you sold triggers a special reward, and you will be rewarded with a pair of red underwear!"

As soon as the system sound fell, a pair of red briefs floated down from the sky, and slowly fell towards Lin Lide's face.

Lin Li caught it and held it in his hand, feeling very complicated.

The system rewards in the past few days have always been jokes, leaving Lin Li speechless.

"System, what are you doing! It's not that you choose what you want to give away, the little fat pier chose Superman, what do you mean by giving me a pair of red underwear?"

Lin Li said it directly this time, but the system didn't respond.

And Xiaopangdun and Nannan were covering their mouths and laughing.

"What's so funny, what's so funny!"

Lin Li was a little angry, no, it should be said that the more he thought about it, the more angry he became. This is no longer the problem of Xiaopangdun. Last time, Xiaopangdun chose Transformers according to his ideal, and he gave him a broken car.

This time I chose Superman to give me underwear, so the system is clearly teasing me.

"Explain to me clearly what's going on!"

Lin Li questioned the system.

After a long time, the system said something leisurely. "Superman is called Superman because of his striking red panties, now if you do what Superman does.

"Wearing underwear backwards, the magic power is boundless!""

Lin Li cursed inwardly, I'll fuck you, red briefs and wearing them backwards, this is shame play.

"I refuse, I don't care for this kind of bullshit underwear."

Lin Li hurriedly put away his panties, then smiled flatteringly at his daughter.

"Ninny, you choose, after all, you are my true lucky star!"

Nannan was still thinking about Lin Li's helpless expression while holding the red trousers, she held back a snicker, tried to maintain a little ladylike appearance, and carefully looked at the things Lin Li put out for a while.

Pointing to a Hulk said.

"Brother, I want this!"

Damn, Hulk, Lin Li's mind is very lively. In the Marvel movies, the Hulk can resist and fight, and has infinite strength. If he gives himself this kind of skill, he won't be afraid of any danger in the future.

But the Hulk's ugly and huge body suddenly appeared in his mind. As a man who loves beauty and saves face, Lin Li really can't accept it, probably even Wei Wei can't accept it.

"Ninny, why don't we change it, this guy looks so ugly!"

Lin Li subconsciously wanted the little guy to change again. He would rather be clicked by the system than become an ugly monster.

"No, this is what they want!"

The little girl is sometimes very arrogant, and she is completely unaware of Lin Li's considerations.

Lin Li wanted to persuade him, but it was already too late, Nannan took the Hulk and stuffed the coin into Lin Li's hand.

The money and the goods are cleared, the transaction is completed!
Lin Li looked at the coin in his hand that still had his daughter's body temperature, and felt scared in his heart.

"The system fucks with you, you want to turn me into a Hulk, I'll never end with you!"

He doesn't care anymore, if he becomes that ugly, money, technology, it doesn't matter anymore.Lin Li will definitely be autistic. From now on, he will hide at home, draw the curtains, dare not turn on the lights, let alone go shopping.

He could imagine that when he was walking on the street, people pointed at him, and even children would cry in fright when they saw him.

He can't bear this situation, this system doesn't matter!
Anyway, he already has Wei Wei, Lin Li has nothing more contentment than this.

"Ding, congratulations, you got a pair of Hulk boxer underwear!"

Lin Li looked at the green boxer underwear slowly floating down from the sky, and there was a very eye-catching Hulk printed on the crotch.

Lin Li wanted to die.

"System, are you kidding me!"

As soon as Lin Li finished speaking, he felt a burst of electric current hit his body, and his consciousness was instantly paralyzed, and his whole body was scorched outside and tender inside.

"Insulting the system, you will be punished with an electric shock!"

The cold voice of the system echoed in Lin Li's mind, but Lin Li's stunned consciousness gradually regained a bit of clarity.

"Don't be ignorant, these Hulk boxer briefs are a treasure, they are better than Superman's red briefs, not only are they made of futuristic technology fabrics, they can bring your crotch a feeling of spring-like comfort all year round, It is also very hard, impenetrable with a gun, and can be chopped continuously."

System Balabala introduces the function of boxer underwear.

Lin Li sneered, pulled out the kitchen knife from his waist, and slashed at the Hulk's boxer pants.

Needless to say, the tip of the knife was on fire, and the panties were fine.

"I really can't say enough about the quality. If you can strengthen the function in that aspect, the underwear can barely be used."

Thinking of this, Lin Li quickly stopped his thoughts.

What should be concerned now is not the issue of underwear, but other issues.

The reason why I brought Xiaopangdun to my home was not to let him choose underwear for me all day long, but also to give away two pairs at once, although red and green are very happy.

I asked him to choose Superman, and he chose Transformers in order to obtain Superman's abilities, at least give me a mecha to pretend to be aggressive.

"I don't open an underwear store, why are you giving me so many panties! What the hell is green, you don't know that men hate this color!"

He only dared to mutter in a low voice, and never dared to quarrel with the system again, the feeling of the electric shock was really uncomfortable.

The system didn't want to get entangled with him, and chose to remain silent.

Lin Li vigorously kneaded the two trousers in his hands, trying to crush them.

Seeing that the effect was not great, Lin Li had no choice but to use all his strength to tear his underwear.

The underpants are extremely elastic, Lin Li used both hands and feet, and almost pulled the underpants higher than himself, and when he dropped his hands, they recovered as before.

Seeing Lin Li angry, but helpless.

Even the daughter who always wanted to pretend to be a lady couldn't help laughing.

"Big brother, I think these two panties are very pretty, especially the one with the Superman pattern printed on it, it must be very handsome to wear!"

Lin Li was speechless.

"Ninny, do you have any misunderstanding about the word handsome!"

"Not really, people just think they look good. If you don't believe me, ask brother, brother, do you think the red panties you chose for brother look good!"

Lin Li doesn't like Superman's underwear, but Xiao Pangdun likes it. Isn't it just wearing underwear backwards? Adults may be a bit concerned about such a shameful thing. As a child, he doesn't feel it at all.

"I think it's super super, super invincible and handsome!"