Siheyuan: God-level system, cutting Hu Ranqiu leaves
Chapter 94 The So-Called Father Recognition Ceremony
"Silly, what are you doing sneaking around there?"
Yan Jiecheng opened the window and jumped down, still holding half of the brick in his hand.
Sha Zhu, who was originally complacent, was so frightened that he could only temporarily stuff the valve core in his trouser pocket when the incident happened, and then he was about to leave the scene with a limp.
There must be a bottom line for wickedness, his method of stealthily venting gas in the middle of the night is the most vile, not to mention that Sha Zhu even pulled out the valve core this time.
If this is caught, the lightest thing is to get beaten up.
"It's Yan Xiecheng, this bastard. Isn't he on the wedding night? Why isn't he busy going into the bridal chamber with the bride to see and run this bicycle? Could it be that he's just as good as Xu Damao?"
Sha Zhu's legs and feet were inconvenient, and he thought he was going to die, but when he looked back, his heart blossomed. Yan Xiecheng was so clumsy that he tripped over the window lattice when he jumped off the window, and his head was broken and bleeding, lying dead on the ground.
"Good guy, I've never seen such a stupid person, God has eyes, this time I finally help He Yuzhu once!"
Silly Zhu just wanted to escape back to his house, but was blocked by the startled Yan Bugui from the front. The old guy usually takes special care of his bicycle.
Even if there is a slight disturbance in the yard, he can still hear it clearly.
Hearing his own son's shout this time, he ran out of the yard in a hurry without even putting on his shoes, but fortunately he stopped Sha Zhu in time.
"Silly Zhu, you don't want the slightest bit of shame, and you are still not satisfied after the day's wedding at the wedding? You insist on destroying my bicycle!"
Seeing that the bicycle tires were scrapped, Yan Bugui beat his chest and stamped his feet. It was his darling, and even riding it would make him feel very distressed, for fear of scratches and damages.
The last time his youngest daughter Yan Jiedi accidentally knocked over the car, Yan Bugui scolded her for three days, scaring the little girl to tears.
"Third Master, things are not what you think, you listen to my explanation, I just want to help you fix the bicycle."
Just as Silly Zhu wanted to find a lame excuse, Yan Bugui kicked his broken leg severely.
The strength of this kick was not enough, Sha Zhu's face turned pale immediately, he clutched his bad leg and yelled, "It's broken, it's broken, Yan Bugui, you are really cruel, if my leg is broken, I will blame you !"
With enough time, Yan Jiecheng got up from the ground, and frantically beat Shazhu's ass with the half of the brick. This part is relatively solid, which can vent his anger without leaving any scars.
Yan Bugui and Yan Jiecheng sent two pieces of bread and cheese to attack Shazhu crazily. One kicked his bad leg specially, and the other crazily slapped him with a brick.
Sha Zhu didn't have the strength to resist at all, he could only beg for mercy and howl.
"Dog thing, I told you to do immoral things. You didn't sleep in the middle of the night and came here to vent your gas. Even the valve core was pulled out. Are you still human? If you don't beat your lower body and paralyze it today, I will explain it as running belly and diarrhea for three days and three days. night!"
Hearing the movement from the middle court, Li Qingshan comforted Ran Qiuye, while he casually put on some clothes to check the situation. He had no choice but to find out the specific effective time of the Straight Talk Talisman.
As soon as he walked into the yard, Li Qingshan saw the silly Zhu begging for mercy pitifully, and more and more people watching the fun gathered around him, no way, this is how it is in this age.
"Master, no, godfather, hurry up and save me, if my leg is broken, who will take care of you for the rest of my life!"
Seeing Yi Zhonghai hiding in the crowd and refusing to show his face, Silly Zhu knew that he was afraid of getting into trouble, so he quickly resorted to his trump card and wanted Yi Zhonghai to beg for mercy for him.
Yi Zhonghai was a little annoyed at being called out by Shazhu in full view, these days he only helped this idiot clean up the mess.
So Yi Zhonghai simply stood by and watched, pretending he didn't hear.
"Father, dad, you are my own father, can't you do it! The leg is really going to be broken. If this leg is broken, what is the difference with a cripple? As long as you tell the third master to stop, I will do it the day after tomorrow, no, tomorrow. Hold the father recognition ceremony, from now on you will be my real father!"
Silly Zhu couldn't wait to get married. It was difficult for him to get married. If he broke his leg again, no one would want a dog.
In all honesty, Yi Zhonghai was very moved by this condition. After all, he had poured a lot of effort into Shazhu, and he was unwilling to let it go to waste.
If Shazhu thinks he is his own father, and he is helping, then he is helping his own son, and when his son is beaten, he helps himself, which is called human favor.
As the grand master of the whole hospital, it is called sophistication to open his mouth to stop conflicts between neighbors!Is there anything wrong with worldly wisdom?Exactly!
Of course, Yi Zhonghai also knew that his prestige was going from bad to worse, and now it had dropped to freezing point, so he didn't waste his time talking, went back to the room with a dark face, took out ten yuan from under the pillow, and handed it to Yan Bugui: "Third Lord, This money..."
Yan Bugui saw the money eyes opened and quickly stuffed it into his pocket: "Master, don't blame this face, I won't give it to you, look at what this wicked thing did, both valve cores were pulled out, the wheels are considered It’s scrapped, ten yuan is enough to replace two wheels?”
Yi Zhonghai glanced at the two deflated wheels, helpless, he had no choice but to go back to the room and took out two cards of great unity: "If you want this love, you will let them go, otherwise you won't get a dime." !"
Yan Bugui resolutely put the money in his pocket, and asked Yi Zhonghai to help the limping silly Zhu to leave: "For the sake of everyone's neighbors, I don't care as much as you, and next time we will Report directly to the police!"
Silly Zhu looked at Yan Pugui resentfully, feeling very aggrieved.
One must know that Yan Pugui would not have dared to be so presumptuous when he used to have good legs and feet, but today was also unlucky, he specially chose a time in the dead of night to let off steam, and was hit by someone in a daze.
After the matter was resolved, the crowd dispersed. Li Qingshan took a breath and prepared to go back to his room to sleep. This time he came out to check the situation. Silly Zhu obviously recovered from the spell. Since the time is not accurate, it can only be roughly calculated as 12 hours.
When passing by Yi Zhonghai and Shazhu, Yi Zhonghai deliberately bumped Li Qingshan's shoulder. He is now a smart learner, and he will not have any conflicts with Li Qingshan in front of him, but he has never stopped making small moves in private.
For this kind of thing, Li Qingshan was not polite at all, he extracted three rejuvenating pills from the backpack grid, and threw them into Yi Zhonghai's pocket without notice.
This rejuvenation looks very much like a jelly bean, but the side effects are very obvious. After taking it, it takes three days to change into the appearance, but after the effect of the medicine wears off, it will last a full three years!
"Yi Zhonghai finds trouble on his own, but don't blame me for being ruthless!"
Sneering secretly in his heart, Li Qingshan turned and went home.
Without the sudden mission issued by the system, Li Qingshan didn't want to take the initiative to find trouble at all, but there are always people who are uncomfortable, so he can only express his deep regret.
Yan Jiecheng opened the window and jumped down, still holding half of the brick in his hand.
Sha Zhu, who was originally complacent, was so frightened that he could only temporarily stuff the valve core in his trouser pocket when the incident happened, and then he was about to leave the scene with a limp.
There must be a bottom line for wickedness, his method of stealthily venting gas in the middle of the night is the most vile, not to mention that Sha Zhu even pulled out the valve core this time.
If this is caught, the lightest thing is to get beaten up.
"It's Yan Xiecheng, this bastard. Isn't he on the wedding night? Why isn't he busy going into the bridal chamber with the bride to see and run this bicycle? Could it be that he's just as good as Xu Damao?"
Sha Zhu's legs and feet were inconvenient, and he thought he was going to die, but when he looked back, his heart blossomed. Yan Xiecheng was so clumsy that he tripped over the window lattice when he jumped off the window, and his head was broken and bleeding, lying dead on the ground.
"Good guy, I've never seen such a stupid person, God has eyes, this time I finally help He Yuzhu once!"
Silly Zhu just wanted to escape back to his house, but was blocked by the startled Yan Bugui from the front. The old guy usually takes special care of his bicycle.
Even if there is a slight disturbance in the yard, he can still hear it clearly.
Hearing his own son's shout this time, he ran out of the yard in a hurry without even putting on his shoes, but fortunately he stopped Sha Zhu in time.
"Silly Zhu, you don't want the slightest bit of shame, and you are still not satisfied after the day's wedding at the wedding? You insist on destroying my bicycle!"
Seeing that the bicycle tires were scrapped, Yan Bugui beat his chest and stamped his feet. It was his darling, and even riding it would make him feel very distressed, for fear of scratches and damages.
The last time his youngest daughter Yan Jiedi accidentally knocked over the car, Yan Bugui scolded her for three days, scaring the little girl to tears.
"Third Master, things are not what you think, you listen to my explanation, I just want to help you fix the bicycle."
Just as Silly Zhu wanted to find a lame excuse, Yan Bugui kicked his broken leg severely.
The strength of this kick was not enough, Sha Zhu's face turned pale immediately, he clutched his bad leg and yelled, "It's broken, it's broken, Yan Bugui, you are really cruel, if my leg is broken, I will blame you !"
With enough time, Yan Jiecheng got up from the ground, and frantically beat Shazhu's ass with the half of the brick. This part is relatively solid, which can vent his anger without leaving any scars.
Yan Bugui and Yan Jiecheng sent two pieces of bread and cheese to attack Shazhu crazily. One kicked his bad leg specially, and the other crazily slapped him with a brick.
Sha Zhu didn't have the strength to resist at all, he could only beg for mercy and howl.
"Dog thing, I told you to do immoral things. You didn't sleep in the middle of the night and came here to vent your gas. Even the valve core was pulled out. Are you still human? If you don't beat your lower body and paralyze it today, I will explain it as running belly and diarrhea for three days and three days. night!"
Hearing the movement from the middle court, Li Qingshan comforted Ran Qiuye, while he casually put on some clothes to check the situation. He had no choice but to find out the specific effective time of the Straight Talk Talisman.
As soon as he walked into the yard, Li Qingshan saw the silly Zhu begging for mercy pitifully, and more and more people watching the fun gathered around him, no way, this is how it is in this age.
"Master, no, godfather, hurry up and save me, if my leg is broken, who will take care of you for the rest of my life!"
Seeing Yi Zhonghai hiding in the crowd and refusing to show his face, Silly Zhu knew that he was afraid of getting into trouble, so he quickly resorted to his trump card and wanted Yi Zhonghai to beg for mercy for him.
Yi Zhonghai was a little annoyed at being called out by Shazhu in full view, these days he only helped this idiot clean up the mess.
So Yi Zhonghai simply stood by and watched, pretending he didn't hear.
"Father, dad, you are my own father, can't you do it! The leg is really going to be broken. If this leg is broken, what is the difference with a cripple? As long as you tell the third master to stop, I will do it the day after tomorrow, no, tomorrow. Hold the father recognition ceremony, from now on you will be my real father!"
Silly Zhu couldn't wait to get married. It was difficult for him to get married. If he broke his leg again, no one would want a dog.
In all honesty, Yi Zhonghai was very moved by this condition. After all, he had poured a lot of effort into Shazhu, and he was unwilling to let it go to waste.
If Shazhu thinks he is his own father, and he is helping, then he is helping his own son, and when his son is beaten, he helps himself, which is called human favor.
As the grand master of the whole hospital, it is called sophistication to open his mouth to stop conflicts between neighbors!Is there anything wrong with worldly wisdom?Exactly!
Of course, Yi Zhonghai also knew that his prestige was going from bad to worse, and now it had dropped to freezing point, so he didn't waste his time talking, went back to the room with a dark face, took out ten yuan from under the pillow, and handed it to Yan Bugui: "Third Lord, This money..."
Yan Bugui saw the money eyes opened and quickly stuffed it into his pocket: "Master, don't blame this face, I won't give it to you, look at what this wicked thing did, both valve cores were pulled out, the wheels are considered It’s scrapped, ten yuan is enough to replace two wheels?”
Yi Zhonghai glanced at the two deflated wheels, helpless, he had no choice but to go back to the room and took out two cards of great unity: "If you want this love, you will let them go, otherwise you won't get a dime." !"
Yan Bugui resolutely put the money in his pocket, and asked Yi Zhonghai to help the limping silly Zhu to leave: "For the sake of everyone's neighbors, I don't care as much as you, and next time we will Report directly to the police!"
Silly Zhu looked at Yan Pugui resentfully, feeling very aggrieved.
One must know that Yan Pugui would not have dared to be so presumptuous when he used to have good legs and feet, but today was also unlucky, he specially chose a time in the dead of night to let off steam, and was hit by someone in a daze.
After the matter was resolved, the crowd dispersed. Li Qingshan took a breath and prepared to go back to his room to sleep. This time he came out to check the situation. Silly Zhu obviously recovered from the spell. Since the time is not accurate, it can only be roughly calculated as 12 hours.
When passing by Yi Zhonghai and Shazhu, Yi Zhonghai deliberately bumped Li Qingshan's shoulder. He is now a smart learner, and he will not have any conflicts with Li Qingshan in front of him, but he has never stopped making small moves in private.
For this kind of thing, Li Qingshan was not polite at all, he extracted three rejuvenating pills from the backpack grid, and threw them into Yi Zhonghai's pocket without notice.
This rejuvenation looks very much like a jelly bean, but the side effects are very obvious. After taking it, it takes three days to change into the appearance, but after the effect of the medicine wears off, it will last a full three years!
"Yi Zhonghai finds trouble on his own, but don't blame me for being ruthless!"
Sneering secretly in his heart, Li Qingshan turned and went home.
Without the sudden mission issued by the system, Li Qingshan didn't want to take the initiative to find trouble at all, but there are always people who are uncomfortable, so he can only express his deep regret.
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