Siheyuan: God-level system, cutting Hu Ranqiu leaves
Chapter 90 Who Puts Maggots on the Vegetable Plate
The shabby and crude wedding ceremony made Li Qingshan feel worthless for Yu Li. After all, for girls, getting married in this age is a lifetime event.
Such an important link can be mixed with water, so it's no wonder that Yan Pugui's popularity is not good.
The third master Yan Bugui acted as the master of ceremonies for the wedding, which saved a fortune.
There are no melons, fruits and peanuts at all, and even the white flour steamed buns are mixed with some corn paste, which looks yellowish.
Li Qingshan is not cold about these meals, but silently wakes up the system to start receiving rewards for lying down. Recently, the system has been more stable
Li Qingshan also asked specifically, and found that this guy was actually updating, and it took a whole month to update.
During the update process, although it was said that the task could not be claimed for the time being, the reward for lying down for three days was still issued.
[Ding, sign in and receive successfully. ]
[Speak straight to the point x3 three-day rejuvenation pill x3.A certain country old driver blockbuster picture book]
[Special reminder, after the system update is completed, more functions will be enabled, and the number of days for lying down rewards will also be extended from three days to 15 days, please understand. ]
Looking at the rewards received in the backpack grid, Li Qingshan didn't know whether to be happy or sad for a moment. Why is the dog system getting more and more garbage?
Canned food and technology products are not available. Is it easy for him to wait for three days?Just a few spells, a few pills?
The most outrageous thing is that the book can really read it?Li Qingshan didn't want to be lustful.
There are still things to say, and things to say: the system is a big paratrooper!
Although I was depressed, but after all, it was nothing, something is better than nothing, and I got a general understanding of the role of these things.
The function of the Straight Talk Talisman is very simple. It can be used by yourself and other people. After using the Straight Talk Talisman, you can basically ask and answer whatever you want. the truth.
Those few pills are even more tasteless. After taking that pill, you can return to your 18-year-old appearance, but the aftereffect is also very obvious, aging for three years.
For three days and three years, Li Qingshan felt that no normal person would be willing to do this kind of sand sculpture unless he had a serious mental illness.
As for the big picture books, it’s okay to look through them in your spare time.
After the bride and groom presided over the wedding, they began to toast at the tables. When it was Xu Damao's turn, something happened, and Xu Damao yelled loudly: "Third Master, you are not authentic. I spend money to congratulate and eat vegetables. Not to mention, you can still eat maggots on the plate after eating!"
Xu Damao was not treated as well as Shazhu, and was released after being tortured by Deputy Director Li for several days. Now he can only clean the toilet in the steel factory.
As soon as they heard that there were maggots on the plate, the guests who came to congratulate them instantly widened their eyes and began to look for something on the vegetable plate on their table.
I don't know whether to be happy or sad, but for most of the day, there is no protein like maggots except for vegetable sticks or vegetable sticks.
Li Qingshan carefully observed the dishes on Xu Damao's table, and found that there were a few white and fat maggots, even the upper half of Xu Damao's mouth was desperately twisting.
"Xu Damao, don't talk nonsense and spread rumors. I know there is a rift between our two families, but you have to pick the time. On my son's big day, are you being mean to disturb it on purpose?"
Yan Bugui raised his glasses and his face was gloomy. Yu Li's dowry people made fun of him just now, saying that he was poor and poor.
The third master was full of worry and had nowhere to vent his anger. Xu Damao, this damn thing, was still trying to make trouble, and he was jumping higher than dung.
Xu Damao wiped off half of the maggots on his lips with the back of his hand: "Third Master, if you say that, I will have to tear them apart. You mean that I put the maggots in the rice plate?"
Not to be outdone, Yan Bugui said, "Maybe then, everyone in our yard knows that your bad feet are bleeding, and if you intend to take revenge, isn't it normal? Isn't it normal?"
When the third master said this, the silly pillar who was cooking in the nearby pot clapped his hands and applauded: "What the third master said makes sense, I didn't see any maggots when I was cooking just now, if you don't believe me, ask the aunts who choose vegetables, It must be Xu Damao, that bastard, deliberately put maggots on people!"
Xu Damao was a little annoyed: "Silly, you are talking nonsense, I still eat the maggots I put myself? I am not mentally ill!"
"Hey, it's really hard to say. I don't know if you have a brain problem. Anyway, you must have a kidney problem. After being married for so long, Lou Xiao'e's stomach has not moved. You can't do it, don't occupy the latrine and don't shit!"
Seemingly satisfied with Xu Damao's angry appearance, Sha Zhu clasped his fists to mock, openly making dirty jokes to tease Lou Xiao'e, which made Lou Xiao'e who was sitting at the other table very ugly.
In the past few days, whenever she talked about divorcing Xu Damao, Xu Damao would cry and beg her for forgiveness, and tried every means not to divorce.
"Silly, keep your mouth clean. Xu Damao accidentally ate maggots while eating vegetables. Unlike you, you have maggots in your mouth!"
Lou Xiao'e hated this old bachelor more and more now, and by the way, even the deaf old lady couldn't get the slightest favor. Remembering that the deaf old lady always said good things to her in front of her, Lou Xiao'e was full of disgust.
Seeing that Sha Zhu wanted to make a move, Li Qingshan coughed and stood up: "Yan Jiecheng is my neighbor and friend, and Yu Li is also my friend. No one will be happy if such a thing happens on a big day."
In fact, Li Qingshan had already guessed who was the culprit, there were no maggots in the dishes of the big guys, only Xu Damao had maggots in the dishes, it was obvious that the only one who could play tricks was the idiot who had a relationship with Xu Damao.
Shazhu's character of vengeance is absolutely capable of doing such immoral things, not to mention putting maggots on the dishes, if conditions permit, he would like to stuff Xu Damao's whole body into the cesspit.
"Master Li, what do you say, let's listen to your opinion!"
Yu Li's parents just came to Forty-Nine City yesterday, and they are both honest and honest, not as philistine and mean as Yan Bugui, making them look very easy to get along with.
These days, Yu Li often told them the legends of Li Qingshan, what about wearing a red flower to commend and accept the award, young and promising, handsome, as long as she can think of praise words, she used Li Qingshan.
In stark contrast to Li Qingshan was Yan Jiecheng, this guy had no sense of existence at all, so that Yu Li's parents almost thought that Li Qingshan was their wealthy son-in-law.
"Who put the maggots on the dish? I'm already thinking about it, but I can't spoil everyone's happiness because of this rat shit. I can tell you very responsibly that there is only Xu Damao's table in our yard. There are maggots in it, so the big guy should still eat and drink!"
As soon as Li Qingshan said that he knew who put maggots on the plate, Shazhu obviously became more nervous. Putting maggots on the plate this time was his temporary idea.
At that time, Sha Zhu had a sudden stomachache while cooking, and when he was running to the toilet on the way, he scooped up a few fat and big maggots with a spoon, and put them on the vegetable plate at Xu Damao's table without even washing them.
So what if he knew, even if Li Qingshan knew that I put the maggots, he didn't have any evidence, so in the end he just let it go.
Making Xu Damao and Li Qingshan suffer from being dumb, Shazhu was very proud.
Such an important link can be mixed with water, so it's no wonder that Yan Pugui's popularity is not good.
The third master Yan Bugui acted as the master of ceremonies for the wedding, which saved a fortune.
There are no melons, fruits and peanuts at all, and even the white flour steamed buns are mixed with some corn paste, which looks yellowish.
Li Qingshan is not cold about these meals, but silently wakes up the system to start receiving rewards for lying down. Recently, the system has been more stable
Li Qingshan also asked specifically, and found that this guy was actually updating, and it took a whole month to update.
During the update process, although it was said that the task could not be claimed for the time being, the reward for lying down for three days was still issued.
[Ding, sign in and receive successfully. ]
[Speak straight to the point x3 three-day rejuvenation pill x3.A certain country old driver blockbuster picture book]
[Special reminder, after the system update is completed, more functions will be enabled, and the number of days for lying down rewards will also be extended from three days to 15 days, please understand. ]
Looking at the rewards received in the backpack grid, Li Qingshan didn't know whether to be happy or sad for a moment. Why is the dog system getting more and more garbage?
Canned food and technology products are not available. Is it easy for him to wait for three days?Just a few spells, a few pills?
The most outrageous thing is that the book can really read it?Li Qingshan didn't want to be lustful.
There are still things to say, and things to say: the system is a big paratrooper!
Although I was depressed, but after all, it was nothing, something is better than nothing, and I got a general understanding of the role of these things.
The function of the Straight Talk Talisman is very simple. It can be used by yourself and other people. After using the Straight Talk Talisman, you can basically ask and answer whatever you want. the truth.
Those few pills are even more tasteless. After taking that pill, you can return to your 18-year-old appearance, but the aftereffect is also very obvious, aging for three years.
For three days and three years, Li Qingshan felt that no normal person would be willing to do this kind of sand sculpture unless he had a serious mental illness.
As for the big picture books, it’s okay to look through them in your spare time.
After the bride and groom presided over the wedding, they began to toast at the tables. When it was Xu Damao's turn, something happened, and Xu Damao yelled loudly: "Third Master, you are not authentic. I spend money to congratulate and eat vegetables. Not to mention, you can still eat maggots on the plate after eating!"
Xu Damao was not treated as well as Shazhu, and was released after being tortured by Deputy Director Li for several days. Now he can only clean the toilet in the steel factory.
As soon as they heard that there were maggots on the plate, the guests who came to congratulate them instantly widened their eyes and began to look for something on the vegetable plate on their table.
I don't know whether to be happy or sad, but for most of the day, there is no protein like maggots except for vegetable sticks or vegetable sticks.
Li Qingshan carefully observed the dishes on Xu Damao's table, and found that there were a few white and fat maggots, even the upper half of Xu Damao's mouth was desperately twisting.
"Xu Damao, don't talk nonsense and spread rumors. I know there is a rift between our two families, but you have to pick the time. On my son's big day, are you being mean to disturb it on purpose?"
Yan Bugui raised his glasses and his face was gloomy. Yu Li's dowry people made fun of him just now, saying that he was poor and poor.
The third master was full of worry and had nowhere to vent his anger. Xu Damao, this damn thing, was still trying to make trouble, and he was jumping higher than dung.
Xu Damao wiped off half of the maggots on his lips with the back of his hand: "Third Master, if you say that, I will have to tear them apart. You mean that I put the maggots in the rice plate?"
Not to be outdone, Yan Bugui said, "Maybe then, everyone in our yard knows that your bad feet are bleeding, and if you intend to take revenge, isn't it normal? Isn't it normal?"
When the third master said this, the silly pillar who was cooking in the nearby pot clapped his hands and applauded: "What the third master said makes sense, I didn't see any maggots when I was cooking just now, if you don't believe me, ask the aunts who choose vegetables, It must be Xu Damao, that bastard, deliberately put maggots on people!"
Xu Damao was a little annoyed: "Silly, you are talking nonsense, I still eat the maggots I put myself? I am not mentally ill!"
"Hey, it's really hard to say. I don't know if you have a brain problem. Anyway, you must have a kidney problem. After being married for so long, Lou Xiao'e's stomach has not moved. You can't do it, don't occupy the latrine and don't shit!"
Seemingly satisfied with Xu Damao's angry appearance, Sha Zhu clasped his fists to mock, openly making dirty jokes to tease Lou Xiao'e, which made Lou Xiao'e who was sitting at the other table very ugly.
In the past few days, whenever she talked about divorcing Xu Damao, Xu Damao would cry and beg her for forgiveness, and tried every means not to divorce.
"Silly, keep your mouth clean. Xu Damao accidentally ate maggots while eating vegetables. Unlike you, you have maggots in your mouth!"
Lou Xiao'e hated this old bachelor more and more now, and by the way, even the deaf old lady couldn't get the slightest favor. Remembering that the deaf old lady always said good things to her in front of her, Lou Xiao'e was full of disgust.
Seeing that Sha Zhu wanted to make a move, Li Qingshan coughed and stood up: "Yan Jiecheng is my neighbor and friend, and Yu Li is also my friend. No one will be happy if such a thing happens on a big day."
In fact, Li Qingshan had already guessed who was the culprit, there were no maggots in the dishes of the big guys, only Xu Damao had maggots in the dishes, it was obvious that the only one who could play tricks was the idiot who had a relationship with Xu Damao.
Shazhu's character of vengeance is absolutely capable of doing such immoral things, not to mention putting maggots on the dishes, if conditions permit, he would like to stuff Xu Damao's whole body into the cesspit.
"Master Li, what do you say, let's listen to your opinion!"
Yu Li's parents just came to Forty-Nine City yesterday, and they are both honest and honest, not as philistine and mean as Yan Bugui, making them look very easy to get along with.
These days, Yu Li often told them the legends of Li Qingshan, what about wearing a red flower to commend and accept the award, young and promising, handsome, as long as she can think of praise words, she used Li Qingshan.
In stark contrast to Li Qingshan was Yan Jiecheng, this guy had no sense of existence at all, so that Yu Li's parents almost thought that Li Qingshan was their wealthy son-in-law.
"Who put the maggots on the dish? I'm already thinking about it, but I can't spoil everyone's happiness because of this rat shit. I can tell you very responsibly that there is only Xu Damao's table in our yard. There are maggots in it, so the big guy should still eat and drink!"
As soon as Li Qingshan said that he knew who put maggots on the plate, Shazhu obviously became more nervous. Putting maggots on the plate this time was his temporary idea.
At that time, Sha Zhu had a sudden stomachache while cooking, and when he was running to the toilet on the way, he scooped up a few fat and big maggots with a spoon, and put them on the vegetable plate at Xu Damao's table without even washing them.
So what if he knew, even if Li Qingshan knew that I put the maggots, he didn't have any evidence, so in the end he just let it go.
Making Xu Damao and Li Qingshan suffer from being dumb, Shazhu was very proud.
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