Siheyuan: God-level system, cutting Hu Ranqiu leaves

Hearing the commotion in the courtyard, Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong also came.

"The wound is too deep, I have to go to a doctor, if I really suffer from hydrophobia, I'm useless!" Yi Zhonghai said with some anxiety.

"Tsk, tsk, the meat on this butt is about to be bitten off, and it will be too late if you don't send it to the doctor!" Liu Haizhong was still watching the scene with pumpkin seeds in his mouth.

Li Qingshan was pulled over by Liu Guangtian to check the situation, and said seriously: "This hydrophobia is sure to kill you, you must get vaccinated!"

In the 60s, there was no rabies vaccine in China at all, so when Li Qingshan mentioned the vaccine, everyone present was at a loss: "What kind of vaccine is it? Just put some white medicine and wrap it in a cloth so that you don't bleed."

There is no way, people at this time have a weak concept of hygiene. If you are bitten by a dog, you are bitten by a dog.

Li Qingshan briefly described the symptoms of hydrophobia, and when he mentioned the 100% fatality rate, Shazhu was so scared that he almost pulled his pants.

He hasn't studied for a few years, so he doesn't know if it's true or not. After all, hydrophobia is so rare that ordinary people probably won't get it in their lifetime.

Yi Zhonghai nodded and agreed with Li Qingshan's statement. He knew how terrible hydrophobia is through extensive experience, so he took the silly pig to go to a Chinese medicine doctor at the entrance of the alley.

Li Qingshan didn't follow him, he still understood the basics of rabies, the two dogs that bit Shazhu just now were alive and kicking, they weren't sick at all, so they didn't carry the virus at all, how could they be infected with rabies?

He was just deliberately scaring Silly Zhu, this idiot really believed it.

Shaking his head, Li Qingshan told Liu Guangtian again and again: "Come and say hello when you encounter something that concerns me. There is no need to report such trivial matters. I thought it was a big deal, but it turned out to be a bachelor's ass."

Liu Guangtian scratched his head: "No wonder everyone wants to be a cook, the food is good, white and fat, it looks strange and attractive, if I were a dog, I would pounce on it and bite a few bites to taste what it tastes like."

Li Qingshan: This metaphor is really good, don’t say it again next time, you can cook and eat the buttocks and blood of the two chickens at night.

Liu Guangtian's eyebrows were beaming, and he believed even more firmly in his original judgment, that he could only have soup if he followed Li Qingshan, and he wouldn't be as miserable as Shazhu.

The Chinese medicine practitioner closest to the courtyard street is called Ma Baoguo. He is not tall and full of blessings. It is said that he studied under a certain famous doctor and likes to practice Tai Chi.

The patient was dizzy. He said that he was suffering from a kidney deficiency, so he asked people to soak some pot ashes and drink more boiled water. After returning, the person was almost fine.

The patient's heart rate was disturbed, and he was restless. He said that he had a kidney deficiency. He asked people to soak some pot ashes and drink more boiled water at home. After returning, the patient almost recovered.

The patient had a fever, a cold, and loss of appetite. He said that he had a kidney deficiency, so he asked people to go home to soak some pot ashes and drink more boiled water.

Over time, he got the name Master Ma!

One day, two big men who worked as coolies on the wharf came to the pharmacy and said that they were always suffering from side effects. Master Ma looked and asked, and found that their mouths were bitter and their tongues were thick.

Master Ma said solemnly according to the usual practice: "I think you two have kidney deficiency, you must drink some pot ashes, Baicao Cream is very useful!"

The two strong men looked at each other, and each of them beat Master Ma to the ground with a punch: "Fuck you, I just haven't brushed my teeth for 20 years! Drink the ashes of the pot, isn't that thing used to put diapers on dolls!"

Since then, the legend of Master Ma and Hercules has spread in the world.

Of course, that was more than ten years ago, when Shazhu showed his bloody wounds, Master Ma had already put on reading glasses.

"Come on, you were bitten by a dog, right? Open your mouth first and let me see!"

Silly Zhu opened his mouth in an orderly manner, Master Ma poked it with a wooden stick, and took a sip of tea unhurriedly: "Young man, why do you have a kidney deficiency with a big body? Go home and drink a few catties of pot ashes." , just lie down for a few more days."

Silly Zhu was a little confused: "What are you talking about? Kidney deficiency, drinking pot ashes? I was bitten by a dog on the ass, and I will suffer from hydrophobia. You always rush to treat the disease. Why do you say that my kidney is not weak?"

Yi Zhonghai was also full of doubts, but there was nothing he could do, the only doctor nearby.

"Been bitten by a dog? It's to cure you of being bitten by a dog. You see, because your kidney is deficient, you can't produce enough yang fire, which leads to the spread of those toxins. You have nourished your kidneys, and your kidney water is full. Then It will be safe from all diseases!"
Master Ma looked at the wound on Stupid Zhu's buttocks and frowned. He had a slight obsessive-compulsive disorder, and always felt that the small piece of meat hanging on his buttocks was awkward.

Let Shazhu turn around, and then, taking advantage of his unpreparedness, forcibly pulled off the piece of meat that was only connected by the skin.

"Hey! What are you doing? Master Ma!"

Sha Zhu screamed in pain, and asked with resentment on his face.

But Master Ma said unhurriedly: "Your pain proves that you have kidney deficiency. A piece of meat on your buttocks is a small problem. Go home and wash it with water. Use two catties of pot ashes, one catty of ash to drink with water, and another catty of ashes to drink. Use it for external use, absolutely eliminate toxins, and you will still be a good man if you eat and drink well in the future!"

Master Ma has said so, Shazhu can only believe it temporarily.

Yi Zhonghai led Shazhu just as he was about to go out, when Master Ma stopped the way: "It's only natural to collect money for medical treatment. I am the only one who can treat kidney deficiency in all four or nine cities. I can also treat infertility, no more, no less." , three dollars!"

After all, Master Ma was old and frail, and Yi Zhonghai was afraid of being blackmailed by this old guy, so he obediently paid three yuan in advance, and then taught silly Zhu after he went out: "Zhuzi, I didn't blame you, why are you fussing with the dog? Why do you say you kicked it? You won’t regret it until it bites your leg, thanks to Master Ma’s excellent medical skills!"

Shazhu's face was full of grievances: "I don't blame me for this matter. If you want to blame, you can blame Li Qingshan and that old godly woman for treating the pot I eat as a dog's bowl of shit!"

Yi Zhonghai sighed: "Although that's what you said, but Qin Huairu still needs to handle the relationship well, maybe you two can make it.".

Yi Zhonghai still wanted to match Shazhu and Widow Qin.

Shazhu's attitude was extremely firm this time: "Pull it down, you didn't see how Qin Huairu and his family looked like yesterday, they almost put me in jail for wronging, whoever wants to talk to them in the future, anyway, the farther I get away from them, the better!"

The two of them returned to the yard with different expressions. Qin Huairu was washing dirty clothes in the yard. The swelling on his face subsided a little, revealing his original good face.

Silly Zhu glanced at it like that, and fell into another trap in an instant, and what he said before was thrown into the country of Java like farting.

Enduring the severe pain in his buttocks, his face was full of spring breeze: "Hey, sister Qin, it's not you who moved back from the hospital. Listen to me. This is a hospital trouble. Someone must have provoked it on purpose. Who am I? How can you tell me?" Don't know? I can do that, He Yuzhu is not that kind of person either!"

Seeing that he didn't pay attention to him, Sha Zhu limped close to him: "Miss Qin, don't be petty, I was bitten by a dog just now, do you have any ashes?"