Siheyuan: God-level system, cutting Hu Ranqiu leaves

It was midsummer, and the waning moon was like a sickle.

Li Qingshan returned to the courtyard leisurely and comfortably. It was already late at night, and only a few pastoral dogs tethered in the streets were disturbed.

Tonight Yu Li was tortured enough, so she simply stayed in the Wukesong State-run Hotel, Li Qingshan was not stingy with his own women.

After going to the front desk to buy two meat dishes and leaving a card of Great Unity, she left the state-run hotel. As for the issue of becoming a full-time official that she was thinking about, Li Qingshan was naturally sure.

After all, the cotton textile factory where Yu Li worked was an industry founded by Lou Yaowu, and it was later turned into a public-private partnership through the redemption policy.

Although Lou Yaowu is now in Pingyang, with his influence and connections in Cotton Textile City, it is more than enough to arrange for an apprentice to become a regular.

After tidying up the somewhat messy skirts and confirming that there was no scent of cream on Yu Li's body, Li Qingshan was about to push the door in, but unexpectedly discovered that some unscrupulous thing actually locked the door bolt from the back.

While Li Qingshan was wondering, Silly Zhu, who was dozing behind the door, woke up from his dream. His swollen eyes saw Li Qingshan through the crack of the door, and he immediately gloated and said, "You son of a bitch, didn't you expect that? Grandpa has been waiting for you! "

Shazhu sleeps with Xu Damao in a daze in the morning, and his heart is already broken enough, but Li Qingshan exposes him in public for stealing Qin Huairu's underwear.

It almost caused him to be treated in prison. Fortunately, when the police went to the hospital to inquire about the specific situation, Qin Huairu was there to perjure him against his conscience.

Only then did Shazhu get a dog's life by chance, but even so, Shazhu's hatred for Li Qingshan had already penetrated into his bone marrow.

So when he learned from Yan Jiecheng that Li Qingshan had a social event tonight and might get drunk, Shazhu locked the door inside, wanting to take revenge on Li Qingshan.

As for revenge?

Hey, a spoonful of stinky feces.

Silly Zhu planned to anger Li Qingshan first, and then pretended to open the door for him. After Li Qingshan stepped into the yard drunk, he poured all the prepared excrement on Li Qingshan's head, and let Li Qingshan also taste the fermented cakes.

Silly Zhumei's snot bubbles are about to come out: "You son of a bitch, what? Want to go to the hospital and go home to sleep? How about this, you call Grandpa Zhu twice and I will listen. If you shout sincerely, Grandpa Zhu will be in a good mood and say Maybe let you go home."

Li Qingshan looked at the arrogant silly Zhu, feeling quite depressed in his heart, as expected, what the old man said was good, the King of Hades is easy to see, but the kid is hard to deal with.

Silly Zhu does not hesitate to do some shady things, in order to get revenge on himself, he stays up in the middle of the night and guards the door like a dog.

Li Qingshan didn't bother to talk to this stupid pig who entertained himself, and turned around to find the Wang Po of the street office to solve the problem. Anyway, Wang Po had a good relationship with him.

"No, you bastard, don't go, I'll open the door for you, open the door!"

Silly Zhu saw that the script did not follow his plan at all, he was dazed for a moment, fearing that the cooked duck would fly away, he frantically opened the door latch.

As expected, at the moment when the door opened, Li Qingshan kicked Sha Zhu's chest in the air, and the huge momentum caused Sha Zhu to fall to the ground.

Some bloated bodies fell heavily to the ground, overturning the feces buckets and urine spoons that had been prepared before, Sha Zhu asked for trouble and was poured all over his head, and his mouth was even more bitter, he could only look like someone who had been turned over Gai's tortoise is also powerless to scream.

Li Qingshan didn't expect Sha Zhu to be so vicious in his heart, he covered his nose and kicked a few times in resentment, he didn't know if this guy was angry or was kicked, he rolled his eyes and passed out.

Looking at the silly pillar lying in the dung, Li Qingshan felt much happier.

As for sympathizing with the idiot?This guy is really unworthy of being a bitch.

I wonder if there are such cheap people in the world?She was even more vile than Huang Gai, and she was full of abuse-seeking mentality. In order to get the widow's body, she allowed Qin Huairu to suck blood for so many years.

Even that little thief, the white-eyed wolf stick terrier, can shit and piss on his head, come and go as soon as he is called, without even a respectful title.

A kid who called him Silly Zhu in front of so many people in the courtyard would have been furious if he were a normal person.

But Shazhu, a cheap bastard, actually enjoyed it, and agreed with a smile, only good words can't persuade the damn ghost, Shazhu deserves to be so unlucky.

Walking to the middle courtyard, the lights in He Yushui's room were still on, and Li Qingshan yelled through the window in a cold tone: "He Yushui, your brother fainted at the gate, it seems that you are quite hungry, your mouth is full It's all shit!"

Li Qingshan deliberately raised the volume to make his already sonorous voice more powerful, and when he lowered his voice, He Yushui, who was sitting by the bed drinking cold water and tied his trouser belt, shivered in fright.

As soon as I heard that Shazhu fainted from hunger at the gate, and his mouth was full of excrement, almost instantly, the originally dark courtyard was brightly lit, even the third master Yan Bugui, who was usually stingy and reluctant to use a flashlight, also Cheerfully, he held up his flashlight and went out to check the situation.

"Where is it? Where is it? Let me see, how can this shit be eaten indiscriminately!"

The second uncle Liu Haizhong also hurriedly put on his coat, and muttered dirtyly: "This damn silly Zhu has a sharp nose, how does he know the scrambled eggs I just ate this morning, hurry up and ask him to give it to me!" Spit it out, this shit won't make him any sweeter!"

Sha Zhu has made a lot of enemies recently, everyone is happy to see him make a fool of himself, Yi Zhonghai, as the temporary speaker of the whole hospital, came forward to organize the situation with a blank face, and raised his hand to quiet the noisy crowd.

"Li Qingshan, why did Silly Zhu faint at the door and still get his head covered?"

Hearing this question, Li Qingshan replied indifferently: "How do I know that, I just came back from a social gathering, and when I entered the door, I saw Silly Zhu lying at the door with a piss spoon in his arms, drenched all over his head." It's all shit."

Yi Zhonghai knew in his heart that this little fox Li Qingshan had something to hide, but he couldn't slander him casually without evidence, so he just poured a bucket of cold water from the well and poured it viciously on Silly Zhu.

Stimulated by the cold water, Sha Zhu woke up dizzy.

Yan Bugui deliberately played tricks on him by shining a flashlight on his face.

"Sizhu, you said that no matter how hungry you are, you can't steal shit to eat. It's embarrassing for the people in our courtyard, as if our courtyard deliberately ran on you!" Yan Bugui said.

"Third Master, don't be so grinning, it's obviously Li Qingshan who's a bastard who plotted against me just now, I accidentally bumped into the dung bucket..."

Silly Zhu gritted his teeth to explain why he fell on the dung beach, but he kept silent about why he didn't sleep and appeared at the door in the middle of the night. The big yellow teeth in his mouth made everyone laugh together under the strong light .

Hearing what Sha Zhu said, Yi Zhonghai, an old fox, instantly understood what had happened, and knew that Sha Zhu would be taught a lesson if he failed to plot, so he was too lazy to get involved in this mess, shook his head and continued to go home to sleep.

Li Qingshan saw that Sha Zhu wanted to beat him up, so he gave Yan Jiecheng a wink and was about to launch an attack.

Turning around, I saw Xu Chunyan carrying a kitchen knife, and Ran Qiuye holding a bench and coming heroically from the backyard: "Sizhu, you shameless rascal. In the afternoon, everyone saw you defecating in the latrine, and now you put Throw the pot of shit on my son's head!"

Such a battle scared He Yuzhu so much that he ran away with his head in his arms. He didn't even care to wipe off the dirty things all over his body, so he ran back to his house in such a disgrace to hide.

The people who can hang out in the courtyard are the best of the best, and it can be said that they have a very thorough understanding of Shazhu. They don't need to be instructed to know that this matter is definitely what Shazhu deserves, so after laughing at each other, they again go back to sleep.