Siheyuan: God-level system, cutting Hu Ranqiu leaves

Lou Xiaoe, who was chatting under the shade of a tree in the backyard, twitched her nose: "Have you ever smelled a strange smell? It seems like someone fell into a latrine."

Xu Chunyan exclaimed: "It's broken. Could it be that our pig fell into the latrine? This smell is indeed the smell of a cesspit. No, it smells worse than a cesspit."

Li Qingshan was also a little puzzled, although he built the toilet in front of the pigsty, but it was blocked by bricks and tiles, no matter how stupid the pig was, it would not fall into the pit, unless it was so stupid as Jin Jinggong's heinous the point.

Ran Qiuye ran to the pigsty to have a look. The black pig was lazily sleeping in the sun, its tail shaking unconsciously, looking very relaxed.

That's strange, the pig didn't fall into the cesspit, so what's the matter with the smell?

Liu Haizhong was eating scrambled eggs in the backyard. After he got home, he quarreled with Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu for a long time, so that the meal time was delayed.

But in order to intentionally annoy these two people, he asked the second aunt to reheat the unfinished scrambled eggs from the previous meal, and while he was poking his mouth, a faint smell hit him, and the smell became stronger and stronger .

The smoke made him almost spit out the egg in his mouth: "Who is this? The latrine doesn't smell so bad, isn't this intentionally disgusting?"

Liu Guangtian took pleasure in other's misfortunes: "Down into the latrine? In our courtyard, I think only your size can cause such a big smell if you fall into the latrine."

What he said was right, his bangs weighed more than 180 catties, and his brain was full of fat.

"It's not good, come quickly? Aunt Zhang, Xiao Dang, and Bang Geng fainted for some reason, please come and help me to the hospital."

Yi Zhonghai was the first to discover that the Jia family had passed out, but looking at the twitching Xiao Dang, he was bitten by a snake once and was afraid of well ropes for ten years.

He didn't dare to go forward to help at all, so he could only hesitate and wander beside.

He Yushui, who was still attracted by the stench, screamed for help. She pushed open the door and was completely shocked by the dirty things on the kang in the room.

Without staying for two seconds, he rushed out the door and almost vomited out the meal he ate at noon yesterday.

Yi Zhonghai looked at the smell with his probe, but he didn't hold it back. The meal he had so hard to eat at noon just retched like that...

Silly Zhu came out to check the situation, his shocked pupils were dull.

"What's going on here? What about Qin Huairu, Aunt Zhang, Bang Geng, Xiao Dang, why is she unconscious? Could it be someone who poisoned her?"

Guessing is guessing, seeing more and more people around the yard, Sha Zhu yelled loudly with a sullen face: "Old and young masters, does anyone have a scooter to help out? Taking people to the hospital for a look can be regarded as saving money for myself." Some merit."

Liu Haizhong, who was mixed in the crowd, sneered: "Silly, you said this lightly. Everyone knows what kind of character Jia Zhang is. If he is sent to the hospital, what if he is wronged on us? Whoever loves to send it to him, Isn't there a nice old man in our yard? Tell me, is he a grandpa!"

Yi Zhonghai remained silent. If it was in the past, he might have endured the stench and carried him to the hospital, but after going through a series of things in the past few days.

He was too lazy to care about this pile of nonsense, at this moment, he only felt that everyone was making noise.

"C'mon, you're putting on airs. Thanks to everyone calling you a master, I thought you could contribute to the people in the yard, but now you're a coward. It's really embarrassing. In my opinion, this position should be given up. "

Liu Haizhong coveted Yi Zhonghai's position for a long time, and sat beside him with cynicism.

"Yeah, what's the matter with Yi Zhonghai? Why doesn't he even have any sympathy?"

"That's right. This person can't grow old. Once he gets old, he will start to be selfish."

Everyone in the yard condemned Yi Zhonghai, but no one was willing to help. After all, looking at the stinking Jia family, anyone would feel apprehensive.

Yi Zhonghai was provoked by so many people's words, and his heart was extremely contradictory.

The image of a good old man who has painstakingly cultivated for so many years, he can't let go of such a simple thing.

He had no choice but to bite the bullet and go to the nearest hospital to see a doctor with Jia Zhang on his back and stick together with Sha Zhu, while Xiao Dang was handed over to Liu Haizhong by Yi Zhonghai in an orderly tone.

This guy was the happiest in the crowd at the beginning, but now he can't even cry, that little guy is running around behind his back.

Dududu is like a little train, the white vest in the bangs is yellow.

Li Qingshan, who was watching the excitement in the crowd, had a weird face. Thinking of the Devil Pepper rewarded by the system, he suddenly realized. Judging from this posture, the Jia family must have eaten the upgraded version of Devil Pepper by mistake.

In order to promote the discharge of capsicum in the stomach, it led to the situation of frantic thinning. Li Qingshan remembered that in the previous life, a black guy was not afraid of death and challenged to eat devil pepper. He ate it at noon and carried it away in the afternoon.

The only thing Li Qingshan didn't understand was, wasn't the devil chili pepper stolen by Yan Bugui as bait?
Why did he go to Jia's job again in a daze, or did Yan Xiecheng misunderstand the situation, and the people who stole the chili peppers were actually Jia's family?

Since he couldn't borrow a scooter, Sha Zhu stole Yan Bugui's bicycle parked in his room, put the stick on the back seat, and scurried as he walked.

Not long after they were sent away, He Yushui led the police over to investigate the situation.

The matter of food poisoning is not a trivial matter, and the interrogation is quite strict. First, investigate the families who have had verbal conflicts with Jia's family.

As a result, all the people in the hospital basically had more or less conflicts with the Jia family, and when it was finally Li Qingshan's turn in the backyard, the staff was already numb.

Asked out of professional habits: "Li Qingshan, right? What were you doing in the courtyard during lunch, did you notice the situation in the middle courtyard?"

Faced with the inquiry and investigation by the staff, Li Qingshan was very cooperative.

Anyway, he didn't do it anyway, and the other party couldn't find out why.

At the entrance of an alley, Qin Huairu was leading Sophora japonica to go fishing, completely unaware of what happened at her house.

"Mom, my stomach hurts so much, I want to go to the bathroom!"

Sophora japonica suddenly held her stomach and screamed repeatedly. Qin Huairu thought it was just a common cold and diarrhea, so she picked a few leaves from a nearby tree and asked Huaihua to deal with it at the entrance of the alley.

Does she think it's normal for a child to defecate anywhere?

Just as Sophora squatted down, it splashed out.

The pain was screaming, Qin Huairu began to panic.

Just when I was about to take my daughter to the hospital, I was surprised to find that my stomach hurt like a knife.

And accompanied by bursts of pain, and the uncontrollable desire to defecate, Qin Huairu's painful face was dripping with sweat, and she was able to control herself from screaming at first.

But in the end, I couldn't take it anymore, and I didn't care about the uncles and aunts who were enjoying the shade in the shade of the trees. I just took off my pants and solved the problem on the spot.

"Old Wangtou, have you smelled it? Where is it so smelly?"

After hearing the screams, an old woman with bad eyes turned her head to look around and asked the old man who was playing chess next to her.

The old Wangtou was losing chess, and he stood up angrily: "Who is this? What do you call it when you defecate anywhere in broad daylight? Then I ask you to stop it with a broken shoe!"

Then they turned their heads and saw a scene that shocked them for life.