Live fortune-telling: Boss, this child is not yours
Chapter 38 Why Can't Single Dogs Buy Talismans?
The young woman immediately realized that she had lost her composure, and quickly cleaned up her emotions.
Changed the subject: "Boss, what do you sell in this store?"
Xiao Yi pointed to the shelf: "I have all kinds of feng shui supplies here, which can increase the luck of a person or the surrounding environment."
Said, carefully looked at the woman's face.
"Miss, it's not suitable for you to go out today. You'd better be careful when you walk outside."
The young woman was stunned for a moment, with a hint of disgust showing on her face.
Said sarcastically: "Hehe, the boss is really good at joking, I have already come out now, so it is already too late!"
Xiao Yi didn't care about her tone, after all, many people thought he was a charlatan before.
Continue to patiently say: "If it is not a big disaster, the peace talisman can protect you from everything."
The young woman was a little surprised, rolled her eyes, and asked, "Oh? Is that so? How much is the safe talisman here, boss?"
Judging from the woman's tone, it seems that he has long known that he sells peace charms in this shop.
Xiao Yi shook his head apologetically and said, "I'm sorry, miss, it's more troublesome to make the safety talisman. I don't have it in stock right now, so I'm afraid it can't solve your urgent need."
The peace talisman is more complicated to draw, and it needs to consume a lot of spiritual energy. Right now, the spiritual energy is not enough, so he hasn't drawn it yet.
"That's it... so what should I do? I'm so scared, I won't be hit by a car if I don't know how to go out?"
Although he said so, his tone was very relaxed, and he didn't hear the slightest worry at all.
The young woman frowned, but her gaze was erratic, and she almost scanned all the items on the shelf.
Xiao Yi raised his eyebrows.
This woman is just perfunctory, she didn't believe her words from the beginning.
Originally, Xiao Yi wanted to give her some advice.
But since she doesn't believe it, there's no need to waste her words, and it's not a bad thing for her to suffer a little.
Anyway, this person's luck is very strong, and most of them are not in danger, and they will not hurt their lives.
Since the other party was dishonest, it would be of no use even if he hired a feng shui mascot, so Xiao Yi had no intention of soliciting business.
Standing aside silently, I hope she will leave quickly.
But things didn't go as expected, the woman's feet seemed to be stuck, and she refused to leave in the store.
Not only that, but he suddenly changed his attitude and smiled at Xiao Yi with a pleasant face.
"Boss, can you tell me about the ones on your shelf?"
Xiao Yi secretly shook his head.
But since it is the customer's initiative, the service must be in place.
It just so happened that he also wanted to see what kind of medicine this woman was selling in her gourd.
"Okay! Come with me, please."
Xiao Yi led the women to the shelf and began to introduce them one by one.
"This is a gossip mirror, usually hung on the eaves and walls, which can turn things around and adjust Feng Shui."
"It should be noted that the mirror surface of the gossip mirror is divided into convex mirror and concave mirror, so it must not be mistaken."
Xiao Yi pointed to the round mirror in the center of the gossip mirror, and explained in detail: "This is a convex mirror, the main reflection, and its function is to transform evil spirits in the house, and the concave mirror next to it is mainly borrowed, and its function is to absorb wealth and happiness."
"This is Taishan Stone..."
While introducing, he observed the woman's expression.
The woman seemed to be listening to the introduction carefully, but her eyes were wandering, apparently her attention was elsewhere.
Until Xiao Yi walked to the shelf where the talismans were placed, the woman's eyes suddenly lit up.
Xiao Yi understood immediately.
This woman came here mostly for these talismans.
"These are talismans, and there are many types. They are as small as removing dust and sweeping the house, as large as exorcising evil spirits and killing ghosts. Each has its own function."
The young woman deliberately pretended to be very interested, looked back and forth at the piles of yellow paper, and said, "Boss, my son is about to enter elementary school, do you have any charms that can improve the child's academic performance, such as ' "Exam Winner" or something like that?"
Xiao Yi glanced at her and almost burst out laughing.
This woman is lying again.
He couldn't help thinking about the fact that the middle-aged woman wanted to buy amulets to help her son pass the college entrance examination.
Of course, what middle-aged women want is also a "examination winning talisman"!
Because she was dissatisfied with the effect of her talisman, that middle-aged woman was clamoring to go to the Price Bureau to sue herself!
Thinking of this, Xiao Yi couldn't help but glance at the woman.
Couldn't she be from the Price Bureau?
Xiao Yi said: "Miss, I can tell you responsibly that there is no "test winning talisman"! Where did you hear this talisman?"
The young woman's expression was full of disbelief, and she asked several times in succession.
"Ah! No?"
"Is there any other talisman with a similar effect?"
"Such as text or something!"
Xiao Yi deliberately followed her words, and said, "You are talking about the Wenchang Talisman!"
The young woman nodded again and again: "Ah, yes, yes, yes, I heard from the neighbors that it is this Wenchang talisman!"
Xiao Yi explained: "Emperor Wenchang is the god in charge of documents, so Wenchang Talismans will be helpful to students or those who are engaged in writing work."
"So that's how it is!" The young woman pretended to be suddenly enlightened.
"Boss, how much does this Wenchang Talisman cost? I want to buy one for my child!"
Xiao Yi said: "This one is in stock, and it's not expensive, only 288!"
"2...288?" The young woman was taken aback, and blurted out, "Why is it so cheap?"
Xiao Yi nodded: "It's always been this price!"
"If you see expensive ones outside, they are probably liars!"
The young woman suddenly seemed to understand, and retorted: "Boss, this talisman is so cheap, so the effect must be mediocre?"
"Is there a Wenchang Talisman with a better effect? I want one that is more effective. The price is not a problem. It is best to get 88888!"
Hearing this "88888", Xiao Yi immediately confirmed it.
Oh, it really is the price bureau to investigate.
But he didn't have it in the first place, and he wasn't afraid of the other party's investigation at all.
"Miss, I'm sorry, I really don't have 88888 Wenchang Talisman here!"
"And I can say responsibly, if this kind of Wenchang talisman is sold elsewhere, it must be a fake!
The young woman lowered her face and said decisively: "How could it not be possible! Didn't you sell it to others before?"
"Don't talk nonsense, I have never sold other people's 88888 Wenchang Talisman, I only have 288 here."
The young woman looked very unwilling, and said angrily: "What I want is to buy a truly effective Wenchang Talisman for my child. What's the use of selling me such a cheap Talisman?"
Xiao Yi was not in a hurry, and said slowly: "Miss! I really don't have what you want here, why don't you go look elsewhere?"
The young woman slapped the table violently: "You are bullying consumers, you obviously have good charms but you refuse to sell them to me!"
Seeing that the other party was so ignorant, Xiao Yi was too lazy to waste time with her, and said with a smile: "Miss, I think you are still a solo mother and have never been in love. Where did you get the child?"
The young woman blushed suddenly: "You discriminate against singles! Why can't single dogs buy talismans?"
She suddenly remembered her character, and quickly changed her words: "No, I'm not single!"
Changed the subject: "Boss, what do you sell in this store?"
Xiao Yi pointed to the shelf: "I have all kinds of feng shui supplies here, which can increase the luck of a person or the surrounding environment."
Said, carefully looked at the woman's face.
"Miss, it's not suitable for you to go out today. You'd better be careful when you walk outside."
The young woman was stunned for a moment, with a hint of disgust showing on her face.
Said sarcastically: "Hehe, the boss is really good at joking, I have already come out now, so it is already too late!"
Xiao Yi didn't care about her tone, after all, many people thought he was a charlatan before.
Continue to patiently say: "If it is not a big disaster, the peace talisman can protect you from everything."
The young woman was a little surprised, rolled her eyes, and asked, "Oh? Is that so? How much is the safe talisman here, boss?"
Judging from the woman's tone, it seems that he has long known that he sells peace charms in this shop.
Xiao Yi shook his head apologetically and said, "I'm sorry, miss, it's more troublesome to make the safety talisman. I don't have it in stock right now, so I'm afraid it can't solve your urgent need."
The peace talisman is more complicated to draw, and it needs to consume a lot of spiritual energy. Right now, the spiritual energy is not enough, so he hasn't drawn it yet.
"That's it... so what should I do? I'm so scared, I won't be hit by a car if I don't know how to go out?"
Although he said so, his tone was very relaxed, and he didn't hear the slightest worry at all.
The young woman frowned, but her gaze was erratic, and she almost scanned all the items on the shelf.
Xiao Yi raised his eyebrows.
This woman is just perfunctory, she didn't believe her words from the beginning.
Originally, Xiao Yi wanted to give her some advice.
But since she doesn't believe it, there's no need to waste her words, and it's not a bad thing for her to suffer a little.
Anyway, this person's luck is very strong, and most of them are not in danger, and they will not hurt their lives.
Since the other party was dishonest, it would be of no use even if he hired a feng shui mascot, so Xiao Yi had no intention of soliciting business.
Standing aside silently, I hope she will leave quickly.
But things didn't go as expected, the woman's feet seemed to be stuck, and she refused to leave in the store.
Not only that, but he suddenly changed his attitude and smiled at Xiao Yi with a pleasant face.
"Boss, can you tell me about the ones on your shelf?"
Xiao Yi secretly shook his head.
But since it is the customer's initiative, the service must be in place.
It just so happened that he also wanted to see what kind of medicine this woman was selling in her gourd.
"Okay! Come with me, please."
Xiao Yi led the women to the shelf and began to introduce them one by one.
"This is a gossip mirror, usually hung on the eaves and walls, which can turn things around and adjust Feng Shui."
"It should be noted that the mirror surface of the gossip mirror is divided into convex mirror and concave mirror, so it must not be mistaken."
Xiao Yi pointed to the round mirror in the center of the gossip mirror, and explained in detail: "This is a convex mirror, the main reflection, and its function is to transform evil spirits in the house, and the concave mirror next to it is mainly borrowed, and its function is to absorb wealth and happiness."
"This is Taishan Stone..."
While introducing, he observed the woman's expression.
The woman seemed to be listening to the introduction carefully, but her eyes were wandering, apparently her attention was elsewhere.
Until Xiao Yi walked to the shelf where the talismans were placed, the woman's eyes suddenly lit up.
Xiao Yi understood immediately.
This woman came here mostly for these talismans.
"These are talismans, and there are many types. They are as small as removing dust and sweeping the house, as large as exorcising evil spirits and killing ghosts. Each has its own function."
The young woman deliberately pretended to be very interested, looked back and forth at the piles of yellow paper, and said, "Boss, my son is about to enter elementary school, do you have any charms that can improve the child's academic performance, such as ' "Exam Winner" or something like that?"
Xiao Yi glanced at her and almost burst out laughing.
This woman is lying again.
He couldn't help thinking about the fact that the middle-aged woman wanted to buy amulets to help her son pass the college entrance examination.
Of course, what middle-aged women want is also a "examination winning talisman"!
Because she was dissatisfied with the effect of her talisman, that middle-aged woman was clamoring to go to the Price Bureau to sue herself!
Thinking of this, Xiao Yi couldn't help but glance at the woman.
Couldn't she be from the Price Bureau?
Xiao Yi said: "Miss, I can tell you responsibly that there is no "test winning talisman"! Where did you hear this talisman?"
The young woman's expression was full of disbelief, and she asked several times in succession.
"Ah! No?"
"Is there any other talisman with a similar effect?"
"Such as text or something!"
Xiao Yi deliberately followed her words, and said, "You are talking about the Wenchang Talisman!"
The young woman nodded again and again: "Ah, yes, yes, yes, I heard from the neighbors that it is this Wenchang talisman!"
Xiao Yi explained: "Emperor Wenchang is the god in charge of documents, so Wenchang Talismans will be helpful to students or those who are engaged in writing work."
"So that's how it is!" The young woman pretended to be suddenly enlightened.
"Boss, how much does this Wenchang Talisman cost? I want to buy one for my child!"
Xiao Yi said: "This one is in stock, and it's not expensive, only 288!"
"2...288?" The young woman was taken aback, and blurted out, "Why is it so cheap?"
Xiao Yi nodded: "It's always been this price!"
"If you see expensive ones outside, they are probably liars!"
The young woman suddenly seemed to understand, and retorted: "Boss, this talisman is so cheap, so the effect must be mediocre?"
"Is there a Wenchang Talisman with a better effect? I want one that is more effective. The price is not a problem. It is best to get 88888!"
Hearing this "88888", Xiao Yi immediately confirmed it.
Oh, it really is the price bureau to investigate.
But he didn't have it in the first place, and he wasn't afraid of the other party's investigation at all.
"Miss, I'm sorry, I really don't have 88888 Wenchang Talisman here!"
"And I can say responsibly, if this kind of Wenchang talisman is sold elsewhere, it must be a fake!
The young woman lowered her face and said decisively: "How could it not be possible! Didn't you sell it to others before?"
"Don't talk nonsense, I have never sold other people's 88888 Wenchang Talisman, I only have 288 here."
The young woman looked very unwilling, and said angrily: "What I want is to buy a truly effective Wenchang Talisman for my child. What's the use of selling me such a cheap Talisman?"
Xiao Yi was not in a hurry, and said slowly: "Miss! I really don't have what you want here, why don't you go look elsewhere?"
The young woman slapped the table violently: "You are bullying consumers, you obviously have good charms but you refuse to sell them to me!"
Seeing that the other party was so ignorant, Xiao Yi was too lazy to waste time with her, and said with a smile: "Miss, I think you are still a solo mother and have never been in love. Where did you get the child?"
The young woman blushed suddenly: "You discriminate against singles! Why can't single dogs buy talismans?"
She suddenly remembered her character, and quickly changed her words: "No, I'm not single!"
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