Live fortune-telling: Boss, this child is not yours
Chapter 1 What happened to the brick mover?
The sun was scorching hot and the heat was unbearable.
July is the hottest time of the year, especially this year, when the temperature soared to 45°C in the afternoon.
The raging heat abruptly dispelled the enthusiasm of tourists. It should be the busiest season in Antique Street, but there are very few pedestrians on the street at this time.
Most of the shops are closed to thank customers, only a few are still open.
One of the small shops was located in a remote corner, and on the plaque was written the words "Fengshengshuiqi" in block letters.
This is a feng shui supplies store.
On the shelf on the left of the entrance, there are copper auspicious animals such as unicorns, golden toads, and dragon turtles, while on the shelf on the right are objects such as five emperors' coins, copper gourds, and Wenchang Pagoda.
A middle-aged woman stood in front of the counter with an excited expression on her face.
"Little master, the Bai'an talisman I asked for last time is very effective, and the child doesn't cry much. This time I want to help my son get a talisman, so that he can be admitted to Peking University and Tsinghua University!"
Xiao Yi, who was sitting at the counter, wearing a square scarf and a blue Taoist robe, was scrolling his mobile phone and looking at Weibo boredly, when he heard this, he raised his eyebrows and glanced at her.
If there is such a talisman, wouldn't the threshold of my shop be stepped down long ago?
He remembered that this customer came with her son when he bought the baby's Bai'an talisman.
And her son is Liu Yiyi.
He said that he had seen it with a fortune teller, and that the five elements lacked fire, so he gave it such a name.
Xiao Yi was speechless at the time, didn't he understand the principle that things must go against each other?
Aren't you afraid that the fire will be too hot and burn the willow tree?
He remembered that her son belonged to Wen Xing's out-of-place face.
Wen Xing fell and was invaded by evil spirits. Even if there are articles, it is difficult to go to school.
"I have the Wenchang Talisman here, but it's only for auxiliary purposes."
Xiao Yi told the truth.
The middle-aged woman twitched her eyes: "What do you mean? Is this useful or not?"
"A talisman can only help improve one's fortune, and one's own efforts are the most important; but if one puts all one's hopes on the talisman and gives up one's efforts and slack off, it will definitely not work."
Xiao Yi spoke very sincerely, and gently persuaded: "The college entrance examination is just a stop in life, not the end. Even if you don't get into Beiqing, there are still many roads to go in life."
When the middle-aged woman heard this, she immediately became unhappy and yelled: "Nonsense, you can only have a future if you are admitted to a good university! Otherwise, you will have to move bricks on the construction site in the future!"
Xiao Yi frowned: What happened to the brick mover?
"Occupation does not distinguish between high and low..."
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by a middle-aged woman.
"I don't believe it. I enroll him in 36 cram schools every week. Can he pass the Beiqing exam?"
Xiao Yi silently sighed for such a late-stage patient of "Looking for a Child to Become a Dragon Syndrome", and was too lazy to continue the argument with her.
Seeing that Xiao Yi ignored her, the middle-aged woman became even more furious and slapped the counter loudly.
"Hey! What's your attitude? Don't do business anymore?"
"How much is your winning talisman for the college entrance examination?"
"...It's a Wenchang Talisman." Xiao Yi said casually, "It's not expensive, only 88888 pieces."
The woman was a little frightened and froze.
"Aren't ordinary talismans two to three hundred, why is this so expensive?"
Xiao Yi smiled: "You have said that getting into a good university is so important, so this talisman must be expensive!"
"you!"
The woman said angrily: "It's just a broken talisman, don't buy it!" After speaking, she slammed the door and left.
Watching her leaving back, Xiao Yi shook his head.
This woman has small eyes, pointed nose, sunken cheekbones, and a mean look. When his son fails to get into a good university, he won't think that there is something wrong with him, so he will definitely come over and talk about his talisman.
What's more, this woman's character is so bad, he doesn't want to make this money.
Gollum~~~
Unfortunately, reality soon slapped me in the face.
I have only eaten a bowl of instant noodles since morning.
It's still old altar sauerkraut noodles.
I have no money for a long time, and I still owe [-] yuan in Huabei, which is about to expire.
Business is becoming more and more difficult to do, especially these days there are not many people who believe in feng shui fortune-telling.
"I can only try that talisman!"
Dad left him a lucky charm, so that he can use it when he can't hold on anymore.
I don't know if it's really useful.
Anyway, let's treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor!
Xiao Yi took out the Luck Talisman from the bottom of the box, lit a match and burned it.
This is the last match.
The moment the talisman paper was burned out, a mechanical sound suddenly sounded in my mind.
【Ding! 】
[Congratulations to the host, you have bound the Supreme Avenue system! 】
Xiao Yi was taken aback for a moment.
system?
[Yes, host, you are the Chosen One! 】
[The big gift package has been distributed, please check the host! 】
Xiao Yi didn't rush to look at the gift package, but took a moment to read the system introduction.
The introduction was only a few lines long, and he read it quickly.
According to the introduction, this system comes from the Universe of the Son of Dao. It is detected that the aura of this world is declining and the Dao is not coming out, so we are looking for a suitable host to revive the Dao Gang!
And what Xiao Yi has to do is to spread Taoism and help the world.
"Tsk tsk, you're talking so grandly, but you're actually making me a free wage earner!" Xiao Yi complained.
[Host, this system has won the 'Grand Prize of the Most Honest System in the Universe', and it will never cheat anyone! 】
"Cut, what you say is unfounded!"
[... Please check the big gift package with the host, and you will know how kind this system is. 】
Xiao Yi immediately saw an exquisitely packaged gift bag floating in front of his eyes.
Seeing the name, I immediately raised my eyebrows.
"VIP15 premium gift package? I didn't recharge the money, why did I get VIP15?"
[Host, as long as you bind this system, you will automatically get VIP15 VIP treatment, how about it, is it kind enough? 】
"...It's okay! Let me see what's in the gift bag."
With a thought, the gift bag was opened.
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining "Tianshi Daoshu Lv. Max"! 】
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining "Feng Shui Taoism Lv. Max"! 】
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the "Qi Men Dao Technique Lv. Max"! 】
【Congratulations to the host...】
Xiao Yi suddenly felt that there were countless profound and mysterious knowledge in his mind, and it took him 5 minutes to digest it completely.
After browsing, Xiao Yi was pleasantly surprised.
The various and vast knowledge of Taoism has been fully integrated.
With his current level, he is no less than those world-renowned Feng Shui and fortune-telling masters.
Point to the good and the bad, and divide the money to determine the real dragon!
But he is not well-known now, and no one asks him for fortune-telling or feng shui.
How to make money?
While thinking hard, Xiao Yi flicked Weibo with his mobile phone boredly.
Suddenly a push news popped up.
"The monthly active users of the Dou Niao live broadcast platform have exceeded 2 million, and it is planned to be listed within this year!"
A flash of light flashed in his mind.
Live broadcasts are so popular now, I can broadcast live broadcasts to tell people's fortunes and see Feng Shui!
The location of the store was already remote, and the business in the antique street was sluggish, and only one person came to the door in a few days.
But when it comes to online, there are many more people who can see it!
Just do it, Xiao Yi immediately registered a Dou Niao Live account.
After adjusting the equipment, simply arranging the surrounding environment and tidying up the clothes, the live broadcast started.
After waiting in the live broadcast room for a while, there was no one there.
The newcomers who couldn't be newer had no one to help them, so naturally no one looked at them.
But Xiao Yi has his own way.
He took a few mascots from the shelf, and quickly set up a formation to enhance wealth.
As the last coin landed, an invisible mysterious aura immediately rose and flew in a certain direction.
Not long after, a colorful glow flashed.
"Welcome [Wanwan] to the live broadcast room!"
……
July is the hottest time of the year, especially this year, when the temperature soared to 45°C in the afternoon.
The raging heat abruptly dispelled the enthusiasm of tourists. It should be the busiest season in Antique Street, but there are very few pedestrians on the street at this time.
Most of the shops are closed to thank customers, only a few are still open.
One of the small shops was located in a remote corner, and on the plaque was written the words "Fengshengshuiqi" in block letters.
This is a feng shui supplies store.
On the shelf on the left of the entrance, there are copper auspicious animals such as unicorns, golden toads, and dragon turtles, while on the shelf on the right are objects such as five emperors' coins, copper gourds, and Wenchang Pagoda.
A middle-aged woman stood in front of the counter with an excited expression on her face.
"Little master, the Bai'an talisman I asked for last time is very effective, and the child doesn't cry much. This time I want to help my son get a talisman, so that he can be admitted to Peking University and Tsinghua University!"
Xiao Yi, who was sitting at the counter, wearing a square scarf and a blue Taoist robe, was scrolling his mobile phone and looking at Weibo boredly, when he heard this, he raised his eyebrows and glanced at her.
If there is such a talisman, wouldn't the threshold of my shop be stepped down long ago?
He remembered that this customer came with her son when he bought the baby's Bai'an talisman.
And her son is Liu Yiyi.
He said that he had seen it with a fortune teller, and that the five elements lacked fire, so he gave it such a name.
Xiao Yi was speechless at the time, didn't he understand the principle that things must go against each other?
Aren't you afraid that the fire will be too hot and burn the willow tree?
He remembered that her son belonged to Wen Xing's out-of-place face.
Wen Xing fell and was invaded by evil spirits. Even if there are articles, it is difficult to go to school.
"I have the Wenchang Talisman here, but it's only for auxiliary purposes."
Xiao Yi told the truth.
The middle-aged woman twitched her eyes: "What do you mean? Is this useful or not?"
"A talisman can only help improve one's fortune, and one's own efforts are the most important; but if one puts all one's hopes on the talisman and gives up one's efforts and slack off, it will definitely not work."
Xiao Yi spoke very sincerely, and gently persuaded: "The college entrance examination is just a stop in life, not the end. Even if you don't get into Beiqing, there are still many roads to go in life."
When the middle-aged woman heard this, she immediately became unhappy and yelled: "Nonsense, you can only have a future if you are admitted to a good university! Otherwise, you will have to move bricks on the construction site in the future!"
Xiao Yi frowned: What happened to the brick mover?
"Occupation does not distinguish between high and low..."
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by a middle-aged woman.
"I don't believe it. I enroll him in 36 cram schools every week. Can he pass the Beiqing exam?"
Xiao Yi silently sighed for such a late-stage patient of "Looking for a Child to Become a Dragon Syndrome", and was too lazy to continue the argument with her.
Seeing that Xiao Yi ignored her, the middle-aged woman became even more furious and slapped the counter loudly.
"Hey! What's your attitude? Don't do business anymore?"
"How much is your winning talisman for the college entrance examination?"
"...It's a Wenchang Talisman." Xiao Yi said casually, "It's not expensive, only 88888 pieces."
The woman was a little frightened and froze.
"Aren't ordinary talismans two to three hundred, why is this so expensive?"
Xiao Yi smiled: "You have said that getting into a good university is so important, so this talisman must be expensive!"
"you!"
The woman said angrily: "It's just a broken talisman, don't buy it!" After speaking, she slammed the door and left.
Watching her leaving back, Xiao Yi shook his head.
This woman has small eyes, pointed nose, sunken cheekbones, and a mean look. When his son fails to get into a good university, he won't think that there is something wrong with him, so he will definitely come over and talk about his talisman.
What's more, this woman's character is so bad, he doesn't want to make this money.
Gollum~~~
Unfortunately, reality soon slapped me in the face.
I have only eaten a bowl of instant noodles since morning.
It's still old altar sauerkraut noodles.
I have no money for a long time, and I still owe [-] yuan in Huabei, which is about to expire.
Business is becoming more and more difficult to do, especially these days there are not many people who believe in feng shui fortune-telling.
"I can only try that talisman!"
Dad left him a lucky charm, so that he can use it when he can't hold on anymore.
I don't know if it's really useful.
Anyway, let's treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor!
Xiao Yi took out the Luck Talisman from the bottom of the box, lit a match and burned it.
This is the last match.
The moment the talisman paper was burned out, a mechanical sound suddenly sounded in my mind.
【Ding! 】
[Congratulations to the host, you have bound the Supreme Avenue system! 】
Xiao Yi was taken aback for a moment.
system?
[Yes, host, you are the Chosen One! 】
[The big gift package has been distributed, please check the host! 】
Xiao Yi didn't rush to look at the gift package, but took a moment to read the system introduction.
The introduction was only a few lines long, and he read it quickly.
According to the introduction, this system comes from the Universe of the Son of Dao. It is detected that the aura of this world is declining and the Dao is not coming out, so we are looking for a suitable host to revive the Dao Gang!
And what Xiao Yi has to do is to spread Taoism and help the world.
"Tsk tsk, you're talking so grandly, but you're actually making me a free wage earner!" Xiao Yi complained.
[Host, this system has won the 'Grand Prize of the Most Honest System in the Universe', and it will never cheat anyone! 】
"Cut, what you say is unfounded!"
[... Please check the big gift package with the host, and you will know how kind this system is. 】
Xiao Yi immediately saw an exquisitely packaged gift bag floating in front of his eyes.
Seeing the name, I immediately raised my eyebrows.
"VIP15 premium gift package? I didn't recharge the money, why did I get VIP15?"
[Host, as long as you bind this system, you will automatically get VIP15 VIP treatment, how about it, is it kind enough? 】
"...It's okay! Let me see what's in the gift bag."
With a thought, the gift bag was opened.
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining "Tianshi Daoshu Lv. Max"! 】
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining "Feng Shui Taoism Lv. Max"! 】
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the "Qi Men Dao Technique Lv. Max"! 】
【Congratulations to the host...】
Xiao Yi suddenly felt that there were countless profound and mysterious knowledge in his mind, and it took him 5 minutes to digest it completely.
After browsing, Xiao Yi was pleasantly surprised.
The various and vast knowledge of Taoism has been fully integrated.
With his current level, he is no less than those world-renowned Feng Shui and fortune-telling masters.
Point to the good and the bad, and divide the money to determine the real dragon!
But he is not well-known now, and no one asks him for fortune-telling or feng shui.
How to make money?
While thinking hard, Xiao Yi flicked Weibo with his mobile phone boredly.
Suddenly a push news popped up.
"The monthly active users of the Dou Niao live broadcast platform have exceeded 2 million, and it is planned to be listed within this year!"
A flash of light flashed in his mind.
Live broadcasts are so popular now, I can broadcast live broadcasts to tell people's fortunes and see Feng Shui!
The location of the store was already remote, and the business in the antique street was sluggish, and only one person came to the door in a few days.
But when it comes to online, there are many more people who can see it!
Just do it, Xiao Yi immediately registered a Dou Niao Live account.
After adjusting the equipment, simply arranging the surrounding environment and tidying up the clothes, the live broadcast started.
After waiting in the live broadcast room for a while, there was no one there.
The newcomers who couldn't be newer had no one to help them, so naturally no one looked at them.
But Xiao Yi has his own way.
He took a few mascots from the shelf, and quickly set up a formation to enhance wealth.
As the last coin landed, an invisible mysterious aura immediately rose and flew in a certain direction.
Not long after, a colorful glow flashed.
"Welcome [Wanwan] to the live broadcast room!"
……
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