The strongest funny system

"You're shameless!" As an educator, Ning Yunlan couldn't stand this kind of cold joke, and was half dead with anger.

"How is it now, do you want me to go back?"

"Come back, I'll strangle you to death!" Ning Yunlan said angrily.

"Hahaha." With the beautiful principal so angry, Ouhe has no one left, "Very well, threaten me, attack me personally, intimidate me, I'll record it."

"..." The other end of the phone was quiet again, and after a moment's pause, Ning Yunlan's small voice came, "Did you really record it?"

"Nonsense, you sent me to the police station and ruined my life. If it weren't for my supernatural powers, I might not be able to get out in this life. I have a deep hatred. Do you think I will forgive you?"

"What nonsense are you talking about from beginning to end, who sent you to the police station, and when did you go to the police station?"

"Heh, please check Weibo." Ouhe sneered.

"Wait." Ning Yunlan said something, and then there was no sound from there.

Thinking about it, she went to check Weibo.

"..."

It remained silent until a few minutes later, Ning Yunlan asked in a softer voice: "What's wrong with Weibo, I can't get on it."

"Are you kidding me? Mr. Principal?" Ouhe was stunned.

"I've never used this software before." Thinking about it, she is the principal, and she is always busy with other things, so how can she have the time to check Weibo? She doesn't understand, but it's normal.

"Have you downloaded it yet?" Ouhe asked with pouted lips.

"Do you still want to download?" Ning Yunlan made Ouhe feel a little cute, but he couldn't laugh or cry.

"How to use it if you don't download it, then log in to the website."

"Web page?"

"Well, log in to the webpage and use your account and password to go up."

"I don't have an account password," Ning Yunlan said, "Give me yours."

Look, it is the queen with high strengths, not to mention borrowing, just let you give it.

Pull more.

"I have hundreds of millions of followers on Weibo... What are you kidding when I give you Weibo?" Ouhe laughed angrily, "Do you know the concept of hundreds of millions?"

"Hundreds of millions is half of our population in China. There are not hundreds of millions of people using Weibo in the whole country. What are you bragging about? Do you think I don't understand the Internet? Do you have hundreds of millions of fans after all the people on Weibo follow you? "

"Ahem." Ouhe stopped pretending to beep, and said, "Register with your mobile phone."

"Wait a minute, I'm still looking for it."

"What kind of browser are you looking for?" Ou He said, "UC Browser comes with a built-in Weibo navigation, you can just click on it."

"Mine is not UC."

"Then what's yours?"

"Mine is an iPhone."

"..." Ouhe looked confused, and annoyed: "Who asked you what mobile phone, are you an Apple phone? I also had an Apple phone before, and it was an iPhone X, and my sister dropped it!"

"Shut up, why are you arguing?" The headmaster may have logged on to Weibo, disliked Ouhe's noise, and reprimanded him.

"..." Ouhe stopped talking.

Then, he was absolutely wrong, why did he listen to her?
She did something wrong, not me!
I have a deep hatred with her!

"I found it, I saw it." Ning Yunlan said: "I can't see that you are quite famous on Weibo, and you are on the top of the rankings. 'What kind of Jianghu heroes work-study, are slandered for tax evasion.'? Above It's you, right? Your skill at gaining sympathy is really top-notch."

"Heh, have you seen it now?" Ou He ignored her sarcasm and said, "It's fine to let me go back to school, but there is one condition attached."

"Do you still have conditions?"

"Answer or not?" Ou He raised his eyebrows.

"What conditions."

"In addition to eight palanquins and background music, you have to help me lick my feet."

"What did you say?!" Ning Yunlan was shocked, "You want me to lick it for you, what?"

"Lick feet."

"Are you sick? Say it again!"

"Sick? You ruined my life with a phone call. Do you think it's a joke?" Ouhe couldn't doubt it. "Lick your feet, or you can get rid of those rioting students yourself. There is no third choice."

"Hahaha." Suddenly, Ning Yunlan laughed out loud, she was in a state of urgency, "Okay, lick your feet, right? Come to my office tomorrow, and I'll lick them for you!"

"Don't play tricks," Ou He said, "Let your sedan chair come to pick me up at my door before 7:1 in the morning, and I won't go even a minute later."

"Okay, wait!" These two words were almost said by Ning Yunlan through gritted teeth.

She is angry.

Tomorrow she will kill Ouhe.

How dare she let her lick his feet!
Just looking for death.

After hanging up the phone, Ouhe walked near his home for some reason.

He is far away...

I saw my sister who was busy in the store.

Then he looked at his Alipay balance.

It was found that he was still far away from the one square meter of Qingyun Mountain.

I hope I can buy this whole mountain soon, and then I can go back and see my sister.

At this time, at the gate of Qingyun Community, a special car stopped at the gate, and then a kitten jumped out of the car, followed by a mature and charming woman.

She's probably in her thirties, but doesn't look like...

A very contradictory temperament appeared on her body.

Perhaps feeling that someone was staring at her closely behind her, the woman turned her head, picked up the cat, and glanced at Ouhe.

Then she frowned slightly, as if she was trying to remember something, but she couldn't remember, so she just left.

"Ha ha."

Seeing this situation, Ouhe snorted.

"The master of Qingyun Mountain..."

An unattainable existence.

Several powerful auras filled the car.

With the strength of Grandmaster Ouhe, he also faintly felt that it was tricky.

But he is not afraid.

He has never followed others, he is Ouhe, he likes to be himself.

"System, is there any mission?"

After asking this sentence, Ouhe glanced at his sister again, then turned and left Qingyun Community.

"There are three missions, please take the one..."

System sound came.

Ou He said, "Take the first one."

then…

He went to work.

The next morning, Ouhe saw a big sedan chair as soon as he went out.

Without saying a word, he opened the curtain and sat in.

"Please forgive me...forgive me for being immature, not loving you is an excuse to make you leave me, oh~~~forgive me...I really want to be selfish and...possess you..."

"..."

"..."

In Ning Yunlan's office, she looked down at the figure surrounded by all the students at the school gate from a high position, her teeth itching with hatred in her heart.

He is back.

Finally home.

It was she who sent someone to carry it back in eight sedan chairs.

She lost.

Lost a mess.

She Ning Yunlan...

He would lose too, in the hands of a little kid.

Wait…

She also wants to help him lick his feet!
"Hahaha!"

Saying goodbye to the enthusiastic classmates, Ouhe pushed open the door of the principal's office and walked in.

His smile is the hatred that Ning Yunlan will never forget.

She hates it so much.

"Come on, lick my feet."

Ou He sat on the sofa, took off his shoes, put his feet on the tea table, and looked at her leisurely.