The strongest funny system

"What did you say?" Ouhe squeezed the brakes, and the bicycle flicked beautifully on the road. He cursed at the air: "What is the new mission? You have the guts to say it again!"

"Just tell me what you want me to say? Then don't I lose face?"

"If you don't tell me, then I won't go." Ouhe wanted to crash the car, but he thought that his sister bought the car, so he grabbed it tightly and stared at the air.Where, it seems to be able to see the true face of the system.

"Okay, I'll tell you when I see you are pitiful. Let me tell you again, listen carefully—your task is to help the Mu family, help Mu Xiaotu solve her terrible uncles, and let Mu Xue gain a foothold in Canghai City , become a big boss, hey, where are you going?"

"Go home." Ouhe got on the bike and rushed home.

"Mission not done?" The system said: "This is a two-star mission."

"I don't care how many stars you have." Ou He said: "That woman wants to kill me, how do you want me to help her dominate the sea? Will she care about me? And the things about the Mu Xiaotu family... I, a little bastard, can Intervening? Do you know who owns the land under our feet? Do you know how many parts of the bicycle in my hand belong to the Mu family? Do you know how much of everything I see is hers? Uncle of 'China Star'?"

"You asked me to fight him? Didn't you court death?"

"You don't know everything well." The system's cold voice came out: "You only know the members of the Seven Star Chamber of Commerce, but you don't know who is the biggest enemy standing in front of Mu Xiaotu's mother and daughter."

"Who?" Ouhe asked.

"Of course it was the red hand behind the scenes who pushed the Mu family to the altar, the old lady of the Mu family. She always believed that Mu Xiaotu's father was killed by their three mothers and daughters."

"But her uncles are very powerful." Ouhe repeated, even if he doesn't know the life of the upper class, he still knows how to read the news. Those "uncles" are people who often appear in newspapers.

"Amazing ass, if you are so powerful...wouldn't even be able to beat a woman?" The system said: "Now 30% of the Mu family's property is still in the hands of that woman, and they can't take it away at all."

"You're talking about Mu Xiaotu's mother? That super strong woman who is well-known in the entire capital?"

"It's your mother."

"Why are you scolding me?" Ouhe stared anxiously: "It's your mother!"

"It's your mother!" the system repeated.

"It's your mother?" Ouhe got angry and scolded, "Are you sick?"

"I said it was your mother, isn't Mu Xiaotu your woman? Isn't her mother your mother?"

Ouhe: ...

In the end, Ouhe accepted the task.

This system seems to know everything in this world.

It can even know Mu Xue's itinerary for the next few days.

In its words, it is the ability to predict.

It says that everything is calculated by its brain.

Through Mu Xue's daily life, character, social psychology, and environmental physiology, the conclusions are drawn.

In the end, Mu Xue was conducting a transaction, but the system calculated that the other party obviously did not intend to cooperate with her normally, but was planning to stab a knife in the back and ask Ouhe to protect her.

This is the first event for the two-star mission.

But... Ouhe felt very nervous.

Will the woman accept herself?
If he appeared in front of her, she would kill him, right?
Ouhe feels very nervous!

But for Mu Xiaotu, in order to earn fancy points to redeem her whereabouts, he had to accept this task.

go home first!
Qingyun District, here is divided into ABC districts, the further you go, the more terrifying.

District AB is for the rich, and District C is for the powerful.

In addition to the ABC area... there are many areas behind, which are not accessible to ordinary people.

There are countless hundred-story buildings standing here, located at the foot of Qingyun Mountain, surrounding the entire Qingyun Mountain, like pilgrims, surrounding the "queen" on the mountain.

Qingyun Mountain and Qingyun Community are so huge that it is not an exaggeration to use "country" to describe them.

In Canghai City, this is the residence everyone dreams of, because there is a landlord who is very strange and provides good benefits.

Ouhe was allowed to live outside Area A because a blind cat bumped into a dead mouse and met the "legendary man". He had a 70-square-meter canteen and lived with his sister.

They only live in the outskirts, strictly speaking, they are not from the Qingyun community.

However, because Ouhe has an equally strange older sister, the security guards of Qingyun Community will come to "take care" of them from time to time.

"Miss Boss, why don't you come and sit in our office?" Li Wenyang kicked the floor fan, and smiled at the graceful figure in front of him: "I have air-conditioning in my place, as long as you accompany me there for a while." Come on, don't talk about electricity, even water is not a problem."

"No."

There was only one candle burning in the canteen at night. It was summer, and the clothes of that exquisite figure were tightly attached to his body, and traces of his underwear after being sweated could be seen. This was the focus of all Li Wenyang's eyes.

"Why not? You often have power outages here, which is really troublesome. How do you sleep at night?"

"Don't worry about it." The woman put down the cardboard box in her hand, put the snacks on the shelf next to her, and turned her head to stare at Li Wenyang: "It's all your fault, the people in your security room cut off my water and electricity—"

"Hey!" Li Wenyang interrupted the woman, "Is there a misunderstanding by the proprietress? I didn't do this."

"The people in your security room don't give you money to buy cigarettes." The woman argued hard, staring at Li Wenyang with her big eyes that gleamed in the firelight, as if they could clean up all the dirty things in the world.

"Who won't pay?" Li Wenyang yelled back, pulled out his baton, pointed at a group of subordinates behind him, and said cursingly: "Hurry up and give the money, whoever comes here to eat Bawang's meal in the future, I will beat your mother so hard. "

There was a rustle behind him, and in the darkness, he vaguely saw a group of strong men surrounding him, blocking the door and all the way out of the commissary.

Some of them paid, some laughed dryly, they were not serious, and some even grabbed the fresh fruit next to them and ate them leisurely.

Some residents who wanted to go shopping saw this group of tall and powerful security guards, so they decisively chose to take a detour. These people are the security guards of Qingyun Community, and they can't afford to mess with them.

"Look, lady boss, is the money enough?"

Li Wenyang smiled strangely, popped out a stack of fifty cents, and stuffed it into the woman's arms with evil eyes.

"Stop!" The woman raised her head abruptly, and gave Li Wenyang a hard look. The cold light made the latter froze, and he didn't dare to make a move against her.

"Hey, why is the proprietress so fierce? Why don't you just invite you to our office? You come with us, water and electricity are not a problem." Li Wenyang was stunned for a moment, wondering if he had misread the expression of the proprietress just now. It was scary, and he was a little scared.

But I must have misread it, how could this delicate little lady be so fierce, everything is an illusion.

"Why do you cut off my water and electricity? I pay the bill on time every month!" The woman lifted a tuft of black hair on her forehead, brushed it to her ear, and looked up at Li Wenyang innocently: "It is impossible for me to go to your security room , I will stay and look at the store.”