The strongest funny system

From then on, Canghai City lost a fat man and gained a handsome man.

This handsome guy is a big fan of Ouhe.

Very insane.

On the way home, Ouhe met many classmates again.

Because this road is close to Honghu University, it is a bar street. Many people live here at night, and everyone knows him.

Along the way, Ouhe sold a lot of things.

A buddy thought his hair was messed up, so he ordered a bottle of SuavEcito hair oil.

Some people became hoarse from singing and asked for a cup of herbal tea.

There was a woman who didn't know what kind of dance she was dancing, and her shirt buttons fell off while she was dancing. She asked Ouhe to buy some buttons and asked him to sew them on.

Ouhe is doing word-of-mouth, so of course he can't refuse.

After sewing, the breath of the two was messed up, and they slapped each other heavily, but Ouhe is doing word of mouth...

He knows that a food delivery platform has this kind of service that is closer to customers, but he can't.

So he left.

The next day, I found out that a woman on the school forum had given him a bad review.

But the reason was not to spend the night with her, which made the students laugh it off.

In the post, many male compatriots' WeChat messages were left, and they asked the senior sister to contact him.

Brother He doesn't do it, they "do it".
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Waking up in the morning, Ouhe saw seven or eight men and women lying on the door of the boat, all of whom were his classmates.

After another wave of merchandise was sold, he put on his sneakers and sun protection clothing, and headed north of the city against the early morning sun.

He took the subway because it was a little far away.

Humming along the way, approaching the girl in my heart.

"Hey, it's these two men and women again, blocking the subway every day." The citizens condemned the men and women blocking the way.

"Is there no staff to take care of the two?"

"Whatever it is, it is said that these two people are very tough in the background, and those staff members are afraid of them, so they turn a blind eye."

"Didn't there be a Subway Demon King the day before yesterday? Will he still appear?"

"Hey, it's impossible, heroes are very busy."

pat.

The train has arrived.

The two dogs and men ignored the crowd and squeezed in arrogantly.

They just like things that disrupt social order.

They have cars, but they just like to squeeze the subway.

So some people are born to like to be cheap.

"Hey, get off first and then go up, are you deaf?" Someone scolded the two men and women.

"Silly beep." The man sneered, but turned a deaf ear, and the crowd became even more fierce, adding endless pressure to the morning rush hour.

"Be careful that the big subway devil comes out to clean you up!" Obviously, those who got off the station knew these two idiots after reading yesterday's Weibo.

"Come on, tell him to come, tell him to come here, I'll slap him to death for you to see!" The man was extremely arrogant, chewing gum and laughing loudly.

Such a beating scene made some young people couldn't bear it, and raised their kicks to kick him.

However, this man seems to know how to work hard, otherwise he would have been beaten to death by the citizens long ago.

He dodged it easily, and still stopped at the exit, trying to squeeze in.

"Fuck, someone will punish you sooner or later, you scum!" The crowd cursed angrily.

"In the world, only I can cure myself, hahaha..." The man laughed arrogantly, led his girlfriend, and walked towards the train.

His feet had already been stretched in, and he was only one step away from stepping in.

however…

he came.

Here comes the man!

"Subway Demon King!!"

Boom, the crowd boiled instantly, seeing the young man who stepped sideways to block the dog and man, his face was full of excitement.

He, he, he, he is finally here.

"I'm sorry!" The man yelled angrily, brother, you can really hear the call of the citizens, how dare you come?

Today, the man came prepared, just to prevent him from encountering Ouhe.

I saw that instead of panicking, he stabbed him in the back with a knife.

"Wow!"

The audience exclaimed and shouted: "Heroes be careful."

"Be careful..."

In a corner of the carriage, a certain woman also shouted.

Zhang Jinhua...

She is there too.

She came again today to catch fugitives.

"Looking for death! Ding..."

Just when Ouhe turned his head coldly and was about to throw the man away, a task came from the system: "Let him stab the knife and reward 5000 fancy points."

"!!"

Ouhe was shocked, his heart started to turn, and soon, he chose not to fight back.

He used his body to block the entrance of the train, and used his own life to prove that even in the face of danger, he would punish these unqualified people, and he was not afraid of death! !
"Ah!! Hero!!"

Pfft, as the knife pierced Ouhe's waist, the whole carriage resounded with mournful cries.

"Bastard!" At this moment, when he heard "mission successful" from the system, Ou He kicked the man away.

Then, he got into the carriage, bowed his body, covered his bleeding waist with his hands, and showed a happy smile to the citizens.

His smile is very bright and full of sunshine. Even if the subway cannot see the sun, it still gives people a sense of comfort like a spring breeze, like a breeze blowing on the face, which is very unforgettable.

In the carriage, everyone looked at the man who had been stabbed to maintain order, and couldn't calm down for a long time.

Some emotional passengers were already crying like rain.

This, this is great!

This is the hero.

Countless sobbing urban beauties stepped forward, hugged Ou He, and lay in his arms, crying profusely.

If Ouhe wasn't stabbed to death, he would be drowned in tears!

"Little brother, get down first and go get some treatment." An aunt pulled away those women who took advantage of the opportunity, stepped forward, and took out a tissue to help Ouhe wipe the sweat off his forehead.

"No, I'm rushing to the north of the city."

"Hey, why are you going to the north of the city? My life is about to die. Hero, you give me back my heart. You are a heart-stealing man." The emotional woman cried like a pear blossom.

"Forget it, let's not talk about it." Ouhe shook his head bitterly.

"Say it, tell it!!" The woman insisted on asking Ouhe to speak out.

"Hey…"

At this time, the system voice came, "Use the method of shocking the whole car to tell where you are going at the next stop. Remember, to shock, depending on the situation, reward fancy points."

"I, I want before eight o'clock..." Ouhe wanted to say, but stopped again.

"Hero, what on earth are you going to do? Tell me! If you don't tell me, we won't let you go!" Someone shouted, terrified.

"Don't take pictures, don't record videos, I don't want to be a consumer group." Ouhe waved his hands, blood was all over them, shocking.

"Okay, turn it off." Everyone opened their eyes and said nonsense, looking at Ouhe, "Tell me, where are you going, can we help you?"

"It's nothing, this is what I often do." Ouhe sighed, his eyes were full of sincerity, and his voice trembled slightly: "I, I want to do volunteer work..."

boom!
The audience was shocked.

Good man, absolutely good man.

Such a great young man, where can I find him?
You have been stabbed all over your body, but you still don't forget to persevere, even if you are bleeding profusely, you still have to rush to do volunteer work? !
"Ding, the level of shock is five stars, and the reward is 5000 fancy points. Do you want to open multiple choice questions?"

"There are multiple choice questions?" Ouhe asked in his heart: "What to choose?"

"Continue to pretend, or end the mission."

"Then I'll keep pretending." Ou He said, then pushed away the urban beauties who were supporting him, and got off at the next stop.

"Aren't you going to volunteer?" Everyone held up their mobile phones and shouted at him while recording the video.

"No hurry, I want to go to the urban orphanage to see the children. I taught them a few French words yesterday. I don't know if they can memorize them. They like me. If I'm not here, they will be very noisy. I want to go Look at them...then go volunteer."

Ou He caressed his bleeding waist, turned his head, and showed a faint smile.

"Ding Ding Ding!!"

At this time, the system's voice was beeping wildly, reminding Ouhe how many fancy points were rewarded for this task.

It was very shocking, shocking the people in the whole car, and even the system.

This is really good at pretending!

I also hand in French, so why don't you try to say something?
"I want to ask you something." When Ouhe got off the car, he looked back at them.

"what's up?"

"I hope you guys don't send me online. I'm just doing the right thing and I don't need sympathy." Really, at this time Ouhe turned around with an extremely sincere expression. Even the world's psychological masters are 100% sure, This sentence is true.

but…

He is afraid of trouble, but his words...

Shocked the whole car again.

"Idiot, go get some treatment!" In the corner, Zhang Jinhua couldn't bear it any longer, and uttered anxiously, her eyes were red, and she looked at Ouhe, "I'm off work... I'll go find you again, go and see doctor!"

"Well, go do your task and leave me alone." Ou He glanced at Zhang Jinhua and was a little stunned.

This woman, why are you crying?

It's not a serious terminal illness, it's just a stabbing, and you won't die anyway.

Ouhe shook his head and left in front of everyone.

And the network exploded again!

In order to maintain justice, I was stabbed, and I had to rush to do volunteer work, and then got off the car halfway to see the homework assigned to the children in the children's welfare home a few days ago.

The Subway Demon King dominates the entire network again!

There are already countless girls clamoring to give him a baby.

These girls were severely reprimanded by a big V of a criminal investigation team.

She wanted them to be reserved, but she liked the weibo post of the Subway Demon King.