The strongest funny system

Someone looked at him kindly, "little classmate, get in the car, don't wait to be late, you have done a good job, if there are more good young people like you in the society, the motherland will definitely get better and better."

"No, thank you uncle." Ou He pretended to beep, "I'd rather not go to school today than let these scumbags who study hard go to the subway."

"it is good!"

In the subway, I couldn't help applauding again.

"Hey, be careful!"

Suddenly, there was an exclamation, maybe the man was so angry that he picked up the fire extinguisher beside him and threw it at Ouhe's head, causing a burst of exclamation.

"Ouhe..."

From nowhere, came such a voice.

Ou He followed his gaze and saw Zhang Jinhua.

At this time, her eyes were slightly red, and she looked at him with some excitement.

She is here to handle the case, and she got on the train a few stops ago, it is impossible for Ouhe to know that she is here, and to show her a show!
Now, she is very sure that Ouhe has his own reasons. Not only did he allow himself two years, but he also repaired roads late at night, and even stopped going to class because of his enthusiasm. Here Punish the bad guys! !
What the country needs is a passionate young man like him!
I think she, Zhang Jinhua, has misunderstood him for so many years...

Her eyes were red, touched, but also guilty.

"Be careful..."

In her desperation, she also forgot that Ouhe was better than her, so she reminded her.

She even put her hands on the holster. If necessary, she would even give up the mission and shoot at the man to save Ouhe.

"Little brother, get out of here!"

Everyone in the carriage exclaimed.

Boom!
boom!
Two shocking voices sounded, Ou He sneered without turning his head, then raised his fist, clenched it tightly with veins all over it, and smashed it on the fire extinguisher.

Boom!
There was a loud bang, and—

With a bang, the fire extinguisher went off.

He hurriedly dodged, at this time, the car started and the door was closed.

The last scene people saw was just a picture of two men and women being sprayed with powder and white by fire extinguishers.

In the surrounding area, Ou He was nowhere to be seen.

Subway Devil, officially famous!

When Weibo became the No. 1 trending search, his identity was also exposed. When everyone found out that he was the "man in underwear asking for directions"... the entire Internet was blown up.

I originally scolded him, but I don’t know who sent a message saying that he had a hard time. He used to repair roads late at night, and even often helped the old lady cross the road...

Public opinion has turned to the side of goodwill.

Because the person who posted this message was an official Weibo account, and it was posted by the Big V of the Criminal Investigation Detachment of Canghai City!

Ouhe became the most mysterious member of the sea.

His title of Metro Demon King has been widely circulated, forming a trend of younger generations vying to imitate.

Downtown.

When he reappeared, Ouhe accepted a prestige raising task.

It was noon, and the sun was shining brightly. Zhang Jinhua was meeting with colleagues in the team, and was about to rush into the coffee shop to catch the fugitive criminal.

then…

A black shadow flashed past, he broke in through the window, and kicked the man who was pointing a gun at the waiter away, from the inside of the room to the outside.

boom.

The man bounced on the ground a few times, and then happened to roll to the alley where Zhang Jinhua was.

rolled at her feet.

She stared blankly at the man walking out of the coffee shop in front of her, and then heard the sound of her colleague taking out the handcuffs.

In this way, she caught this very vicious villain.

It is said that this person not only killed more than a dozen people, but was also involved in a confidential case!
This person is a third-level grandmaster, with good strength, and a practicing family son.

And Zhang Jinhua also looks like a third-level grandmaster.

If the third-level grandmaster goes up, he will be the first-level grand master.

And Ouhe... There are still two big realms away from them.

It's no problem to kick this man away with one kick.

At this time, he was taking the coffee delivered by the waiter, and walked out of the coffee shop leisurely.

Then with a thud, the coffee dropped because he saw Zhang Jinhua.

At the same time, a system voice sounded in Ouhe's mind.

Click, click, someone took a picture of him.

The system voice also came: "Ding Dong, complete the prestige task and reward 1200 fancy points."

"Ding Dong, there is another fancy task, do you want to take it?"

"What is it?"

"Stay here and have a cup of milk tea with Zhang Jinhua," the system said.

Then, Ouhe's outstretched foot was put down again.

5 minutes.

The two sat in the coffee shop and reached a historic scene.

He, Ouhe... unexpectedly gets along with Zhang Jinhua in harmony, it's rare that Zhang Jinhua doesn't stare at him, which makes Ouhe nervous.

"..."

At this moment, Zhang Jinhua's heart was very disturbed.

He didn't know who Ouhe came for.

Because she knew that she had been following up with this gangster, so what was he doing for Ouhe?
Did he just happen to follow me, or did he follow me on purpose to solve this problem for me?
if so…

What should she do.

If it was the past, she would simply ignore Ou He and dislike him.

But after knowing his "difficulties", Zhang Jinhua couldn't be free and easy.

she seems to be...

Fallen into a magic barrier.

"Hello, in order to thank our customers for their long-term support, there is an event in our store. Did the two handsome men and beauties participate?" The waiter who was almost dead came over and blinked at Ouhe.

"What event is it?" Ouhe has already completed the task of "drinking milk tea with Zhang Jinhua", and now the system pops up another one: asking what event it is.

So he asked.

Zhang Jinhua didn't dare to speak, but from the couples standing beside her, she vaguely guessed what was going on.

If it was before, she would have refused without even thinking about it.

But now I don't know why...

Her heart was beating wildly, and there was actually a kind of silent tension.

"The event is very simple, as long as you are a couple, you can participate—"

"We're not love—well, we're lovers."

Ding dong.

"Reward [-] fancy points, successfully pretending to be a couple."

Ou He originally wanted to refuse, but the above sentence was the reason for his silence.

Hearing Ou He's words, Zhang Jinhua became even more nervous.

At this time, the policewoman's cold and beautiful face was flushed with a blush, making her already stunning even more attractive.

And the companion next to her, because after washing the marrow, he exudes the majesty that only a second-level grand master can have, and possesses a more special charm.

The game started, the coffee shop surrounded the city in a circle, and there were many kinds of chairs in front of everyone. The game was... grab a seat!

Ouhe and Zhang Jinhua met each other, and they both smiled.

These urban beauties next to them compete with the two warriors?

Is there anything more funny?

"The rules of the game are very simple. You go around in a circle, and I count down to 321. When you shout, you grab the seat. When the man grabs the seat, the woman must sit on his lap, so that it counts."

"I quit—well, I'm fine with that."

Ding dong.

"Accept the task of grabbing a seat with Zhang Jinhua successfully, and reward 1000 fancy points after completion."

One sentence from the system made Ouhe stay again.