The strongest funny system

"Then tell me after you think it over, and I will make it up to you." Ou He said, "I'm sorry too, I'm really sorry, I didn't mean it."

"En." Ouhe chattered a lot, but she could only softly reply the word "um."

"Why are you looking for me?" Seeing Ouhe staring at her, the woman became nervous and asked.

"I want to ask you for a day off."

"Ask for leave again. You just asked for it yesterday. Do you hate me so much?"

"Huh?" Ouhe looked confused, what did he say?
"Are you embarrassed to come here because of sending me home the day before yesterday?" Liu Yi complained, "I won't blame you, but you saved me..."

"..." Ouhe was speechless, the teacher is still very brainy about his feelings.

He still doesn't understand women, just like he doesn't understand why Sister Wushuang wants him to study hard and improve every day.

"I didn't ask for leave because of you, to be honest, I really like the teacher—"

"No!" The woman suddenly yelled, and stepped forward to cover Ouhe's mouth, "Don't say, this is a school, I am a teacher, and you are my student..."

"???" Ouhe was confused again, and the other party seemed to have misunderstood him again.

Like is a very simple word, for example, I like to chat with you, I like you, this is not love, why are you nervous?
"You really didn't ask for leave because of me?" After a moment's pause, she calmed down, and found herself covering Ouhe's mouth, and hurriedly let go, rubbing the back of her little butt, very shy.

"I actually went to the hospital to see a doctor yesterday..." Ouhe began to talk nonsense.

Liu Yi listened nervously, with a gloomy face, as if she too was terminally ill.

"I still can't let go of kissing you forcibly. The doctor said that I was suffering from a demon and was mentally unstable. I should rest at home. He wanted to give me a hospital certificate, but I didn't have any money, and it cost a few dollars to open it." Registration fee, but...a few dollars is very important to me. I think teacher, you should understand my painstaking efforts. In fact, it’s okay if you don’t understand. After all, it’s my own problem. I have no face to face the teacher, Teacher Liu, I am sorry for you... I am ashamed, I blame myself, seeing you, my heart is full of guilt, it seems to tear my soul apart..."

"If I stay, I'm afraid I will forcefully kiss you again, so I want to ask you for a day off."

Having said so much, the most important thing is the last sentence.

Liu Yi hurriedly took one step back, two steps, many steps... covered her mouth.

Her big shining eyes were tear-stained and extremely red.

It turned out that he hadn't always been so calm, in fact, he also blamed himself.

He skipped class yesterday to see a doctor, to solve the terminal illness that likes to kiss others! !

Only a simple person like Liu Yi believed him, or she had no contact with anyone and didn't understand the world at all, so she believed everything Ou He said.

Or... She seems to only believe in him.

In her heart, since the man saved her from Zhu Hai, and then kissed her crazily... At that moment, she couldn't resist this boy.

Then she kissed her again, the fact that he knew he wasn't wearing... no panties, and was saved by him.

The bicycle the day before yesterday, and that one hour... are all her unforgettable memories.

She never thought she would do such a crazy thing.

Not to mention being held in the arms of a man, it is simply the front bumper of a bicycle. She has never sat on it before, and she dare not even think about it.

"Then, then you should go back early and have a good rest..." The woman responded softly, looking at Ouhe's expression full of worry, and the way her eyebrows were furrowed was heartbreaking.

Seeing this scene, Ouhe felt that his heart was full of sin, but he couldn't stay, because if he stayed, his identity would be exposed sooner or later, without comparison, there would be no evidence, so he had to leave.

"Teacher, I can't repay you. I'm grateful." Ouhe put his palms together, made a bow, cupped Liu Yi's hands, and prayed, "I hope God will treat this girl well and let her be lucky forever..."

Putting on a full set of beeps, Ouhe closed his eyes after finishing, tapped his shoulders and clasped his hands together again, shouting, "Amen!"

"Do you believe in Jesus?" The woman's eyes sparkled as she looked at him and asked excitedly.

"You too?" Ouhe's eyelids twitched, although he was a pure Buddhist youth, he still gritted his teeth and answered.

"What a coincidence, me too." Liu Yi showed an excited expression, her pink face was flushed, she was extremely cute, and what was even more outrageous was that she even tiptoed her little feet twice, and the huge capital on her chest flickered. , shaking Ouhe dizzy.

He said stupidly: "Actually... I believe in you more than Jesus. Teacher, thank you. I'll go back first. I hope to come to school to study tomorrow. I like to study!"

Before leaving, looking at the beautiful woman with a pretty face and flushing, Ou He kissed her on the face "by accident".

"Hmm..."

Immediately, Liu Yi trembled unbearably, and sat down on the ground. Her whole body was shaking, and it was still a certain part that shook most violently.

"Congratulations, the task is completed, and the reward is 500 fancy points. By the way, why don't you dare to kiss her lips? That's 1000 fancy points?" The system voice rang in Ouhe's mind.

"I just said that long story, if I kiss it, it will be over. Let me tell you about this stupid system. I will never bully Teacher Liu for fancy things again. She is a good girl."

"Then you kiss her face again?"

"This is etiquette. Do you understand etiquette? Have you ever been abroad? Foreigners like this."

"You're not a foreigner." The system mocked.

"I'll try, can't I try?"

"What about Mu Xiaotu?"

"Mu Xiaotu is your mother!" Ouhe scolded: "How dare you tell me about Mu Xiaotu, do you want me to harm all women in the world? You pushed Mu Xiaotu and kissed Liu Yi, or Kissed a mysterious Shen Shishi...you just don't want me to feel better!"

"Xu Cong and the others are here." The system didn't bother arguing with Ouhe, so it gave a warm reminder.

"run!"

Ouhe didn't say anything, and ran away decisively.

Then, another accident happened at school.

He forgot to ask his classmates to trade goods today, and when those drunkards came to him, he found that he was not in the classroom.

So, the forum exploded again.

Only when you lose can you know how to cherish.

The homestay boys were reluctant to go out of school to buy a pack of cigarettes, but they wanted to smoke, but they couldn't. If they became addicted to cigarettes, they would kill them.

You said it was okay if you couldn't smoke before, but now you are attracted by some strange foreign cigarettes in Ouhe, and they are even more addicted to smoking! !

If you don't smoke, you'd rather die.

Ouhe, where are you, Ouhe... Come back soon, Ouhe...

On the Anhe Bridge, on the quiet and introverted river, luxury yachts float up and down.

Ouhe looked at the flower boat below, with a strange smile on his expression, then snorted coldly, and dialed the phone: "I'm looking for Chen Fenghuang."

"Ouhe?" A man's doubtful voice came from the other end of the phone.