The strongest funny system

At this moment, Ouhe realizes how stupid he is. Now that he has enemies all over the place, he is carelessly taking drugs on the boat, and he is unconscious. He is really stupid.

"Where's my USB flash drive, return the USB flash drive to me." The woman spoke with a very innocent feeling, and her voice was still so nice.

She just tied up Ouhe, and didn't make him lose any parts, which was in stark contrast to those gangsters who used to chop off people's legs or kill them.

"Untie me." Ouhe looked around, and found that she had searched all over the house, but she didn't move in one place.

Wherever he saw it, Ouhe found it funny.

Is this girl still shy?
She is also really unlucky, her USB flash drive is placed under a pair of suit pants under Ouhe's boxer briefs.

But she dare not touch boxer panties!
She is also really professional, just like a village girl who came down from the mountain.

In fact, Ya Xiaohua has been staying on the mountain with her master, and she only came down recently.

She has a good understanding of social knowledge, but she retains the rarest innocence, so the matter of boys' underwear... She is ashamed to speak, even looking at it makes her blush.

And although she is innocent...

But it is a terrible killer.

It's just that she has never killed anyone, because she doesn't know how powerful she is.

Hearing Ou He's words, she hesitated, looked at him and asked, "I've untied you, will you run away?"

"No." Ou He said.

"That's good." The girl was very simple and untied him.

Because in many incidents in the past, she has asked this question, and others have lied to her, but... she can easily solve it.

Because no one is better than her.

Even if others wanted to run, they couldn't run away from her.

"There is no USB flash drive, let's go." Ouhe clapped his hands, stretched his muscles and bones, went to the side to pour a glass of water, and began to brush his teeth.

During the whole process, the girl sat in front of the water bar and looked at him curiously.

"Leave my boat, do you hear me?" Ou He glared at her viciously, then washed his face with a towel.

"I don't want it, unless you return the U disk to me."

"I don't have a USB flash drive," Ou He said, "The USB flash drive was snatched by that gangster Zhou Li."

"No!" The girl opened her beautiful big eyes and judged Ou He, "I looked for him, but the USB flash drive was not on him, and the other party said that you lied to them."

"I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you." Ou Heyi was bold, and appeared in front of the girl in an instant, grabbing her shoulder with tiger hands, trying to throw her into the river.

"Ok?"

Then, he was stunned.

The girl remained motionless, looking at him suspiciously, as if wondering what he was doing.

"Having hallucinations?" Ouhe pinched his face and found it was very painful, so he tried again, but he still couldn't push the girl, let alone push, she didn't even move her butt off the chair.

"Damn." Ouhe stopped believing in evil, let go of her, and then went to the side to lift up a double sofa with one hand, it was easy, this thing weighs more than 100 catties.

However, his strength is still there, so why can't he push her?
Ouhe put down the sofa again, tried it again, and hugged the girl's slender waist with both hands.

The girl remained motionless, looked at him and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Yeah!" Suddenly, she blushed, screamed coquettishly, and kicked Ouhe, "Don't touch me!"

"It's pretty wild..." Ouhe looked at the knee that was bumping towards him, and put his palm on it confidently, as if grabbing her chest.

Then, an endless force came from the palm of his hand, as if he had encountered Mount Tai, he broke out of the boat without any warning, passed through the deck and smashed into the river.

Ya Xiaohua VS Ouhe, instant kill!

"Oops, he did something bad again. He just wanted to hug me and didn't mean to touch me. I shouldn't have kicked him to death... He is dead, where can I find a USB flash drive? How can I complete Uncle Ma Bianlong's mission!"

"Why do these boys like to touch my breasts? Before, they just made that movement and didn't touch it, so they survived. But this man is different. He touched it. Although it was very slight, I still felt it. arrive!"

"Sorry, I didn't mean to kill you."

She thought Ouhe was dead, so she left the flower boat sadly.

And when Ouhe came out of the river, it was already more than ten minutes after she left.

This time, Ouhe put away his swollen heart again, and exchanged the remaining fancy points for a piece of Shaolin iron cream, and stuck it on his chest.

It hurt so bad it almost cost him half his life.

If he hadn't washed his marrow several times, this kick would have killed him, which is why the girl left decisively.

Not everyone can touch her Mimi, and no one has ever touched her, and Ouhe was the first person she killed.

In the past, she just kicked lightly, but now... she almost reflexively drove out with all her strength.

Kicked out all the power I had learned in the past ten years.

Ouhe almost died at the bottom of the river.

Today, he couldn't go to school because he survived but with serious injuries, the worst injuries ever recorded.

At this moment, thinking of the innocent and invincible appearance of the girl that day, he was filled with fear.

For the first time, so scared.

Because he walked again at the critical moment of life and death.

At this time, Ouhe was lying on the deck, unable to even crawl back into the boat.

Seeing his pale face and dry lips, the system lowered his posture rarely, and asked, "I earned 500 fancy points from the mission last night, would you like to change to a bottle of 'Scattering Qi Pill'?"

"Scattering Qi Pill, how do you use it?"

"Orally, it has a miraculous effect on healing, one pill is 380 fancy points."

"Can this thing heal Lu Xiaoli?" Ouhe asked suddenly.

"You still have the mind to take care of others? Take care of yourself first," the system said, "My products are only for you, and no one else can take care of her. If you really want to save her...then continue to complete my mission and unlock it." More merchandise."

"There is no cure for Crohn's disease, and the cause is unknown. Are you sure you can do it? Don't give me hope."

"Then have you seen marrow washing candies before? Have you seen power capsules?" the system said coldly.

"I believe you, and I'm just talking casually, so...give me a loose Qi pill."

"Scattering Qi Pill X1 was successfully exchanged, and the product randomly appeared next to the host."

"Random?" Ouhe hadn't heard this word for a long time.

"In the boat, climb back by yourself."

"Why?" Ouhe asked desperately, feeling, this system is sulking, blame him for questioning it?
How can he have the strength to climb back now, he is seriously injured, okay?

It is all false to say what is good for him and pity him!

Ou He refused to accept it, exhausted all his strength, spent half an hour, and finally climbed back into the boat.

The system doesn't want him to be well, so he has to live well, he just refuses to obey the destiny!

At this time, Ouhe was holding an antique elixir in his hand, and his heart was full of emotion.

It's as if humanity has accomplished a mission.