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"啾~~"

Following a piercing sound, the group of five finally raised their hearts to retreat.

Because that Bai Shaolong was wearing armor and flew into the air; then he started to transform with crackling sounds, black holes shot out from his hands and feet, and attacked them.

"Boom boom boom!"

Numerous concentrated attacks landed on the five of them.

It was already very difficult for them to deal with Ouhe, and now they were going to be bombarded.

That attack is not like punching fists, but real shells.

And there are forces that they cannot comprehend.

It feels like the attack from that armor can corrode the soul.

By the way, if you read it correctly, it seems that this is also one of Ouhe's 'skills'.

Because that armor was made of a strange black sword!
There are dense scarlet eyes on the sword, just thinking about it is scary.

"I'm sorry, my set of equipment has an automatic repair function." Ouhe shouted to the people who were jumping in panic, "After a while, Bai Shaolong will recover to full strength-oh, by the way, let me remind you that the lunar eclipse screen was destroyed. I took it."

"Yu!"

Without the lunar eclipse curtain, who can stop Bai Shaolong from using the power of starlight?
Sure enough, as they thought about it, a giant ax made of starlight was held in the hands of Iron Man.

Then Iron Man grabbed the ax with both hands discordantly, and threw it at them.

"Fuck you, Iron Man with an axe?"

It doesn't match the movies they've seen.

Very discordant, okay?

Please be Iron Man and be good...

What warrior skills do you use?

"Electricize you!"

Ouhe also beat the dog in the water.

When Bai Shaolong regained his power, he flew into the air, stood with him, and threw a bolt of lightning downward.

"Boom!"

Night turned into day in an instant.

There was endless coercion coming from the sky, and this momentum alone made the group of five terrified.

They didn't have time to see the Thunder Dragon appear, so they ran away in embarrassment.

——The next day, the rivers and lakes were in turmoil.
Ouhe & Bai Shaolong VS Jiangchao five-member team.

The five-man team was defeated.

The lunar eclipse curtain was captured, Bai Zhennan was killed, and the battleship was decommissioned.

— the third day.

Bai Shaolong regained control of the Bai family and changed it to 'doing business'.

- the fifth day.

Bai Shaolong & Ouhe started their killing journey; Jiangchao's five-member group retreated in shock and retreated to Jiangchao.

— the eighth day.

Bai Shaolong & Ouhe defeated the sages of Chang'an Township and forced the Armored Man and others to sign an agreement to leave the land of China forever.

--ninth day.

Bai Shaolong & Ou He appeared in the capital.

The next day, it was reported in the Red Wall that the title of the Sixth Sage of the military was abolished.

Since then, there has been no saint in the military.

Return to the origin and serve the public.

——No. 14 days.

The killing trip that lasted for half a month came to an end.

The rivers and lakes were silent.

……

……

11pm.

Huaxia, the sea, the bed.

Ou He has worked so hard for half a month, just for this moment.

Finally, he was in bed with the girl of his dreams.

But he was not half happy.

Because Mu Xiaotu was watching Happy Camp...

She doesn't sleep.

She was very vigilant, and Ouhe sneaked in sullenly, but couldn't do anything.

At the same time, he didn't dare.

Because she is his exquisite baby, his goddess.

Ouhe didn't know how to make the move of 'touching her'.

Because in his consciousness, it absolutely does not exist.

"What are you looking at?"

Ouhe smiled and approached her, but was scratched by the cat.

Yes, there is still a cat between him and Mu Xiaotu.

Although it's outrageous.

But even more outrageous…

They are separated by the 'Yangtze River and the Yellow River'.

In theory, it is possible to stuff a cow here.

The bed is very big…

It was just changed by Mu Xiaotu a few days ago.

She seemed to know something was going to happen.

So what are you working so hard for?
This is equal to the 'sage distance' ah.

In theory, both Ouhe and Sister Wushuang can lie down and sleep like this.

This is very uncomfortable, okay, I don't feel it at all!

"Oh, you haven't slept yet?" Mu Xiaotu turned her head suspiciously, glanced at him, and then played with her phone again.

She turned the volume down a bit.

Means to let him go to sleep.

Ouhe: ...

"What are you looking at."

he asked again.

For half a month, didn't she miss herself at all?

He and Bai Shaolong fought to the death, for whom?

Not yet for the same girl's future.

"Happy Camp." Mu Xiaotu said, "Haven't you seen it?"

"I've seen it." Ou He said, "What's interesting?"

"Why is it not good-looking, this time it is the topic of Mo Tianhou."

"..." Ouhe finally knew why this scene happened.

Feelings, she is turning a corner to warn him.

Ouhe really wanted to ask, Mo Yuyan, what kind of base camp are you going to, you bastard!

It's also your fucking interview.

Why don't you go to heaven.

"Then let's watch together." Ouhe picked up the cat, threw it out of the window, and approached Mu Xiaotu.

The girl trembled slightly, then turned her head and stared at him with big eyes open.

"Heh, I skipped an ad." Ouhe was very happy in his heart, and felt that God had helped me!
He started Meng Lang, and stretched out his hand a little excitedly, putting it behind Mu Xiaotu.

He put his arms around her.

"Let's watch together." He said.

"What are you looking at?" The girl's eyes were blurred, but the man couldn't see it.

Because his head was stuffed into Mu Xiaotu's neck, quietly breathing her breath.

Faint, with the fragrance of shower gel, but also the smell of the girl herself.

Rich and fragrant, like ice-clear vanilla.

Faint, refreshing.

"Ouhe?"

Mu Xiaotu yelled a few times, but found that he didn't reply, she turned her head and blushed.

Because the man's face is hidden in her neck, turning around like this is so itchy...

"have you slept?"

Mu Xiaotu's face was reddish, a little nervous.

do not know what to do.

"Um……"

As expected, Ouhe fell asleep. He uttered a sleepy moan, then opened his hands, hugged her petite and warm body, then pulled her down, and fell asleep.

"..."

Mu Xiaotu wondered if Ouhe had the habit of hugging things.

She was just a little puzzled... Why is there such a set of procedures when someone is asleep?
At this moment, she was hugged on the man's chest, lying on her stomach quietly, unable to do anything.

"Um……"

Then Ouhe babbled again, and began to take off her clothes.

Mu Xiaotu was shocked, but it was already too late.

"You bastard, let go of me, you're pretending to be asleep!"

Mu Xiaotu exclaimed in a low voice, finally knowing the truth.

"No……"

Ouhe uttered such sleepy talk.

But Mu Xiaotu is not a fool, she has already seen through him, and scolded angrily: "Didn't you say that you are just chatting under the quilt? You pervert, let me go!"

"Do you believe what men say?"

Ouhe turned against the guest, supported her body, and showed a tired smirk.

"asshole!"

Mu Xiaotu didn't dare to shout too loudly.

She doesn't want to yell either...

When two people lie together, they are of the opposite sex; they like each other and have experienced many things.

Then they cannot resist each other.

In the end, the two still knew what happened in that dormitory that day.

Because they all found that this evening seemed to be their first time.

……

……

Summer is coming quietly again.

The sea is still the sea.

It's just that things are different, and many things are changed by man-made and force majeure factors.

Heiqiao has also changed from a dirty mess to a prosperous living circle.

Qingyun Community is still the same community.

It's just that the landlady who never stepped into area A would often go to the canteen for certain reasons.

At the beginning of the story, the two experience a mistake.

But in the world, many happy endings start from mistakes.

The two people will turn the wrong things into good ones in the confrontation again and again.

This is the fate.

……

……

"Okay, don't be angry, can you?"

On Maple Leaf Road, the person who followed suit has changed.

It's Mu Xiaotu's turn to coax Ouhe.

"I'm all yours now. Although there was a misunderstanding, isn't the ending still the same?"

Mu Xiaotu blushed slightly, and said something she would never say before.

At this time the girl is even more beautiful.

I don't know whether it's nostalgia for the past or what, Mu Xiaotu is wearing a noble, elegant and playful dress today.

It was still in the style of small florals, made of white material, thinly covering her petite body.

The clothes are dotted with indigo flowers, which are all over the skirt, very pure and lovely.

According to the man's request, she tied up the hairstyle of her first love girlfriend - ponytail.

In the eyes of men at this time, she is an angel.

He really wanted to hold him tightly in his arms and rub them into each other's bodies.

But now he is still angry.

"How can it be the same?" Ouhe looked at her aggrieved, "Do you know how guilty I feel because of that incident? There are many times when I would blame myself to death! If I didn't miss you in my heart, I would really Do not live me."

"Isn't it over now?" Mu Xiaotu looked at him, "And you didn't really bully me? Why don't you feel guilty?"

"Mu Xiaotu." Ouhe looked at her seriously with a serious expression.

"What's wrong?" Mu Xiaotu was a little nervous and grabbed his hand.

The man dodged, jumped aside and said to her, "Why do I feel that you've been salty lately..."

"Salt your big-headed ghost!"

Mu Xiaotu jumped in anger, and said loudly, "Ou Motou, I want to break up with you!"

"separate?"

Ou He's eyes were big, he held the two little buns who were staggering towards him, and said to Mu Xiaotu: "Our children are already this old, are you breaking up with me now?"

"This…"

Mu Xiaotu looked at the pair of twins who were brought over by Sister Wushuang, and her heart melted instantly, filled with countless little hearts.

He snatched a man from Ou He; but felt that it was not enough, he took the woman away again, kissed the left and right sides of their pink faces, and then said to Ou He: "Goodbye."

"Where are you going?" Ouhe asked.

"Go home, where else can I go? Didn't you say you want to take 'Ou Meili' and 'Ou Meili' to see his uncle?"

"You want to see him, right?" Ouhe's eyes widened. When did he say that?

He hates Bai Shaolong, okay? He hates him from head to toe.

"no need…"

Suddenly, a slightly excited voice came from a distance.

Bai Shaolong appeared.

There is really no need to go.

"Wow, wow..."

Ou Meili seemed to have discovered the New World, pointing at Bai Shaolong and yelling, not knowing what to say.

But it doesn't matter.

Bai Shaolong understood.

His eyes lit up immediately, and he walked towards his pink niece, looked at Mu Xiaotu excitedly and said, "She's called uncle, right? Called uncle?"

"What????"

Ouhe and Mu Xiaotu looked confused, looking at Bai Shaolong with speechless eyes.

Which of your ears heard her call uncle?
"You heard wrong."

Even Sister Wushuang next to her couldn't see it, she glanced at Bai Shaolong, then hugged Ou Meili from Mu Xiaotu's hand, and said with a smile, "She's called auntie."

Ouhe: ...

Mu Xiaotu: ...

They thought both were crazy.

Now Bai Shaolong and Wushuang are alone, taking away their twins.

Ouhe and Mu Xiaotu were speechless, then the former glanced at the happy girl, stretched out his index finger, and hooked her little finger.

"Why?" Mu Xiaotu frowned slightly, looking at him.

"Two are not enough, how many more shall we have?" Ouhe smiled.

"I want to give birth to you and give birth to yourself!" Mu Xiaotu's face turned red with anger, she has a sense of grace and luxury at a young age, no wonder Ouhe is full of that.

"I can't help you!"

Ou Motou was so vicious that he picked up Princess Mu Xiaotu and ran towards home.

"Wow, Ma, Ma Ma..."

Ou Meili and Ou Meili over there are little ghosts, and when they saw their mother being taken away, they burst into tears.

"Haha."

Ouhe and the girl in his arms laughed because of this.

They looked at each other with affection in their eyes.

……

……

(End of the book.)