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This kid, he doesn't know if he will survive tonight, why are you talking so much nonsense to him?
Seeing Ou He's reaction, he became more determined to get rid of him.

After being ridiculed so much, he can still bear not to explode, and he sold the grenade for 150. Obviously he is not a person who is motivated. He should have a back hand. If he leaves, it is impossible to say what he just said will become a reality.

Liu Yunfeng had such absurd thoughts in his mind, he was shocked by his imagination.

This kid must never see the morning sun.

"I won't sell it anymore." Ouhe turned around and was about to put the grenade back into his bag, but was interrupted by a pleasant voice.

"Wait, little brother, can you show it to me?"

At this time, a woman came from under the bridge. Behind her, followed by a dozen men with serious expressions. They all revealed the aura of superiors, which was extremely curious.

"Why?" Ouhe looked at the woman vigilantly.

The other party's figure is plump, well-proportioned, and overpowering, even if he is not much worse than Mu Xue.

She looks 30 years old, full of the temptation of a mature woman, with a light powder on her face, like a bright light in the dark night, lighting up the deep night.

"This is a Type 87 grenade, right? It's very collectible. Where did you come from? If you read correctly, it should be a product modified by German craftsmanship. It was made by us in China. It has been in service for about 40 years and has been used in many large and small grenades. Little wars have their shadows."

"Sister, you understand Lei very well." Ouhe didn't know what she said at all, but he liked to pretend to be aggressive, and he also pretended to understand, looking at this big sister curiously.

I don't know why, as soon as she appeared, Liu Yunfeng stared at her, as if he came here just for her.

And that's exactly what happened.

Before the woman could speak again, Liu Yunfeng stood up and said, "Manager Shen, I've known you for a long time, I'm Liu Yunfeng from the Merry Gang, and I'm here to say hello to you instead of the gang leader."

"Well, hello, say hello to your boss for me." Although Shen Shishi's tone was very polite, she didn't take Liu Yunfeng to heart at all. In her capacity, she was more than this seafood market and the Merry Gang combined. Be noble.

"If you have something to do, you can go to our company and talk to my secretary. Let's do it for today. I'm sorry." Shen Shishi stopped Liu Yunfeng's mouth with one sentence.

The latter murmured for a long time, but did not dare to speak again.

Shen Shishi turned her attention to Ouhe again, "Little friend, can you sell these two grenades to me?"

"Huh?" Ouhe's face was full of vigilance, his eyes fell on Brother Scar, and he found that the other party didn't dare to fart.

It seems that this woman's status is higher than his in the seafood market, as can be seen from Liu Yunfeng's respect for her.

For some reason, Brother Scar stood next to a man behind the woman, like a pug, not daring to move.

Seeing this scene, Ouhe felt that his rhetoric was about to be fulfilled in advance.

"It's okay to give it to you, but can you promise me a request?"

"What request." Shen Shishi looked at Ouhe curiously. This grenade, which should not have appeared in the market, appeared on a college student, which made her very interested in Ouhe.

Red Lake University, right?Shen Shishi looked away from Ouhe's chest and looked at him with a smile.

"Well, I still have to ask how much you want to pay for my things." This matter is related to the plan he will talk about next, so it is necessary for Ouhe to ask.

"With the collection value of 87 grenades, I know many bigwigs who are willing to pay 1 yuan for each—"

"I'm fucking you, um, I'm not scolding you." Ouhe apologized to Shen Shishi, then glared at Brother Scar and Zhu Hai, pointed at them and said to her, "You let them kneel down and lick out' Two hundred and five' three words, I will sell you these two grenades, and treat it as a friend."

"Also, ask them to delete the photo for me." Ou He added another sentence.

"What nonsense!" Liu Yunfeng yelled angrily, and at the same time, there was the man next to Brother Scar, who pointed at Ouhe with an angry expression on their faces: "What are you, ordering Manager Shen to do things, and...you What qualifications do you have to be friends with her, just because you are a college student?"

"That's the end of the story, you can do whatever you want."

Ouhe knew that the woman was very interested in his grenade, otherwise he would not have made this request.

He is very sure of this, because he trusts his intuition, especially the intuition after washing the marrow.

At the same time, he was also very angry. For a baby worth 1 yuan, he bought one for 100 yuan with his horse's scarred face. Can this be cheated again?

How arrogant Brother Scar was just now, how stupid he is now.

Because the woman agreed to Ouhe...

Her status is noble, let alone making these two people kneel down, even if Liu Yunfeng kneels down and licks out two hundred and five, she will know how to do it.

And... Even the leader of the Merry Gang... If Ouhe needs it, she will let him do it.

Because those two grenades were of great importance, and had changed her long-running plan.

She must get in touch with Ouhe deeply, the deeper the better.

She vaguely felt that this student was the key to breaking all this deadlock.

"Let them kneel down, as if I owe you a favor." Shen Shishi looked at Liu Yunfeng and the man beside her.

"Mu Feilong..." Liu Yunfeng looked at the tall man beside Shen Shishi with a serious expression.

He needs to find a partner and rebel against this woman.

Anyway, Zhu Hai is also a member of their Merry Gang, if this matter gets out, what will he do with Liu Yunfeng?Can't even protect a little brother.

"Heh," but Mu Feilong was not as entangled as he was. Fei kicked Brother Scar, stomped his head on the ground, and pointed at Ouhe, "How did you fool this distinguished guest? Hurry up and take care of him." He did what he said, licked out a beautiful two hundred and five for him to see! Also, delete the photo for me."

"Yes, Brother Fei Long, I was wrong, I was too blind to see Mount Tai, I will lick it now, I will delete it now..."

Brother Scar never imagined that the retribution would come so fast, just now he was mocking the other party...

He really doesn't want to lick it, but the person behind him is his boss, and that woman is a monster that his boss wants to curry favor with!
Forced to have no choice but to smash the phone, Brother Scar bent down and licked the ground.

It turns out that this man is Mu Feilong!

Seeing the man who kept kicking Brother Scar's stomach, Ouhe knew it.

At the same time, he was a little scared, what is the identity of this woman, why did Brother Fei Long stand behind him, and beat his younger brother violently because of her words?
"Well, Zhu Hai, kneel down too, don't force me to make a move." Liu Yunfeng saw the wind and took a step towards Zhu Hai.

The pressure of the great master enveloped the little bastard, and he was surrounded by endless fear. Zhu Hai looked at Ouhe and thought that this kid was his nemesis!
Just now he pretended to be really cool, but...it won't last long, if he knew that he would kneel down and lick out two hundred and five in the next second, he wouldn't scold Ouhe.

It's just that he wasn't kicked, so he had a chance to speak, "Ouhe, Brother He, I was wrong, please give me a chance, don't treat me like this." When he finished speaking, he was still in Ouhe He also smashed the phone in front of him.

This is the iphone8 he just bought, it broke again...