The strongest funny system

"Hold on."

A flash of green light flashed, and the iphoneX (death version) in Ouhe's hand disappeared instantly, followed by a pleasant cleaning sound. His iphoneX died in a proper way, and 4000 fancy points were exchanged for him.

For the first time, the only time, and I don't know if there will be more in the future, Ouhe wanted to kiss the system's cheek.

God... This thing has been cheating me for so long, and finally I did what a normal person should do.

Thank you, Ouhe is very grateful.

"Thank you." He sent this greeting to the system sincerely. He felt that even if the whole world betrayed him, he would still have it! !

"Thank you, thank you very much." Ouhe's eyes were a little red, but at the most vulnerable moment, he welcomed the tenderness of the most hated "person". At this time, Ouhe was defenseless and his heart was very fragile.

"It's disgusting, you still have a total balance of 4200, can you still accept the task?"

"Accept, why not? Come on, what is the mission!" Ouhe wiped the corner of his eyes, looked at the void with a resolute expression, and clenched his fists. He really wanted to do the mission.

"Yes, the content of the task is...to find out the color of a girl's internal library without using nouns, pronouns, adjectives, etc."

Ouhe: ...

On Fenghua Road not far from Qingyun Community, there is a story of a girl who is horrified and lost her soul.

One night, a boy under a street lamp caught a girl and asked: What color is your underwear?What color is your inner library?What are you talking about, I ask you about the color of the inner library!

The girls ran away, told everyone, and posted the boy's photo on Weibo, and the boy became famous in one fell swoop!
"Ding dong, it's been eighteen times. You can't understand what I'm talking to you, right?" The system annoyed: "Underwear and colors, as well as yellow, blue and white... are all adjectives and nouns. Have you read any books?" ?”

"Damn, how can you ask without nouns and adjectives? You're sick, right?" Ouhe was furious, and he hated the system again.

He thought the task was simple, but asking a woman about the color of her inner library was not easy?Now urban women are so open, and he is so handsome...

It's just that he is too young and too simple.

1. Beauty, what color is your underwear? (noun used, mission failed)

2. Pretty girl, are you red or white cyan green purple? (adjective used, mission failed)

3. Sister, can you show me your panties? (Foul, Ouhe is stupid, mission failed)
All of the above are Ouhe's failure experiences.

He tried many ways and really didn't want to try again, he wanted to strangle the system.

Before encountering it, he didn't know that the world was so "interesting".

What material is this system made of, and what processing framework is installed on his CPU brain chip?

"Will you still do it? If you don't do it, just give up." The system taunted: "Spicy chicken, you can't even ask the color of the inner library, can you fail more as a human being?"

"Wait, I won't believe in evil." In front of him, a petite figure came from the street lamp. Ouhe wanted to give up, but he still wanted to try again.

"Robbery!" Without a word, he lowered his head, looked at the beauty's toes, covered his forehead with his hand, and said in a cold voice, "Take out the fat time!"

This time, the magical system didn't prompt mission failure or cheating, it...it doesn't seem to understand Japanese! ! !
Hahahaha.

Ouhe wanted to laugh.

But he's on a mission, calm and calm...

Pangji means Neiku in Japanese, and the beauty in front of me seems to know it too, but the system doesn't.

Liu Yi had a very special day today, she was looking forward to the kiss, and her heart was full of dreams.

She is also a little girl, and she also longs for the image of heroes coming.

However, today all these dreams are shattered.

It was difficult for her to walk an inch in school. Wherever she went, she was surrounded by students. It used to be because of her beauty, and it is still the same now... But, apart from being beautiful, a large part of it was what a certain student did to her.

She is not clean anymore.

She was in a trance and didn't leave school until 23:[-], but she didn't expect God to treat her so unfairly. She was already very wronged today, why did she meet the legendary "Neiku thief"!
She wanted to cry, but she pursed her lips in great grievance, and sobbed pitifully: "I, I... woo woo... I didn't wear... I didn't wear panties!! Wow!!" She cried so much Sputtering, frantically venting the grievances in my heart.

"What?" The big thief in the inner library was shocked, put down his hands, raised his head, and looked at her dumbfounded, "Liu, Teacher Liu?! You, why don't you wear the inner library!!"

Ouhe trembled all over, and suddenly remembered that it was not just the terrible thing of not wearing underwear, he escaped, and escaped very fast.

"..."

In [-], Liu Yi had her most amazing day.

这一天是2017年12月11日23点59分。

Just after 0 o'clock, she stepped into a new day again.

Tomorrow...she doesn't want to go to school.

For the first time in her life, she avoided school.

The Ou River mission has failed completely.

When a person is so confused, he doesn't even have the heart to kill.

He is very decadent, and he is too lazy to deal with the system anymore.

He felt that his life should be made into a TV series, which would definitely sell well.

"Hahahaha." This system is also beeping stupidly, it has been laughing since Ouhe escaped just now.

"Ha ha ha ha."

The harder it laughs, the more confused Ouhe is; the more confused Ouhe is, the more he wants to laugh.

"Hahaha, I just gave you a random task. Who would have thought that you would meet your head teacher, and a head teacher with such a deep connection."

Some things the system can calculate, but some things can't, so when it comes to funny things beyond its calculation, the system laughs more than anyone else.

"I'll give you a marrow washing candy, don't be sad, hahaha." The system said happily: "Hahahaha... I laughed so hard."

"Thank you." Ouhe took a deep breath, automatically filtered the harsh laughter of a "person", swallowed the marrow washing candy in his hand, and went to "force the poison".

In the morning, a policewoman came to Wushuang canteen.

Wushuang seemed very happy to see her, and walked towards her.

"Jinhua, long time no see."

"Wushuang." Zhang Jinhua responded, then scanned the surroundings, and asked, "Where's Ouhe?"

"He's gone to class." Wushuang looked haggard, as if he hadn't slept well all night.

Some customers in the store seemed to be seeing the beautiful policeman for the first time, and they sighed in their hearts that there is someone who can stand with the proprietress without being inferior.

It's just that the policewoman's demeanor is too cold, it's better to get along with the lady boss.

"Go and do your work first. I'll sit down for a while. I have something I want to tell you." Zhang Jinhua put down his hat and sat in the seat before Wushuang. Something weird happened.

She is the captain of the city's criminal investigation team, and she is a cold and good person.

That's why she really hates little bastards like Ou He.

Of course, a large part of the reason is that Ou He has made her dirty.

Two years ago, Wushuang was invited to her home as a guest. It was the first time she entered Qingyun Community, and she was very excited, so she brought Ouhe with her.