The strongest funny system

"Hmph." Ouhe didn't want to argue with it. Although this system is flawed, it brought him many things that he never dared to think about.

After doing so many crazy things today, Ouhe has already given up on himself. Anyway, he already stinks, so where else can he get the stink?

It's just that how the school will punish him depends on whether that woman Liu Yi cares.

The dean doesn't care about him, it seems that when he kissed her, the aunt laughed—vomit... Thinking of this, Ouhe felt nauseous.

But the principal...she "old man" seemed to be very indifferent to her actions, and seemed really angry.

The principal is very beautiful. It is said that the people chasing her are some super boys in the city. She is not as easy to bully as Teacher Liu, and her bodyguard martial arts is really high. After washing her marrow, she can only suffer a few rounds in his hands .

It seems that the world is full of masters, so I can't be arrogant.

But so what?He had only washed his marrow once, and when he completely forced the blood out of the blade, he might not be afraid of that big man.

What Ouhe didn't know was...tonight's principal and the big man were also very uneasy, and they didn't expect that there were still students in the school who could survive two tricks in the hands of the world champion.

"Hey, why is Dongyun University here?" Looking at the majestic school gate in front of him, the system said bitterly, "Isn't he here to look for Xiaoke?"

"..." Ouhe didn't speak.

"Ha, I just came to find the other party." The system said: "I'm just joking with you, knowing that you did all this for Mu Xiaotu, don't mind."

"I don't mind." Ouhe smiled and sent a "sincere" greeting to the system.

"Xiao Ke has gone home," the system said.

"How do you know?" Ouhe frowned.

"I guess, she is such a 'scary' girl, do you think she is suitable to stay in school? The classmates are afraid of her... I think she should not have a friend in this school."

"Is there any way to find her?" Ou He said, "This woman must have something to do with Mu Xiaotu. My intuition told me."

"Don't do the task yet?" The system said: "Why do you always want to take shortcuts, can't you just do the task I entrusted to you? Look for Mu Xiaotu down-to-earth."

"I'll be your mother!" Damn, Ouhe finally couldn't help it, and all the anger that he had been holding all day today exploded, "Is your system a human being? How many times have you thought about me? What is Mu Xiaotu's whereabouts now?" I don’t know how many tricks it takes, what do you want me to do? Let me tell you, I don’t plan to serve you anymore, don’t try to trick me, I won’t do those silly tasks, I have to rely on my own strength Look for Mu Xiaotu! This Xiaoke is the breakthrough!"

"Pretty smart." The system doesn't care about Ouhe's abuse, it is used to it anyway, "But are you sure you can do it? You are a powerless kid, are you ready to face the truth? Are you going to Think carefully, after the development of the matter, many factors are uncontrollable, do you think that the disappearance of Mu Xiaotu is very simple?"

"Anyway, I just won't do your task. God knows how long you will have to do this task. If you can't finish it in a lifetime, how can I find her?" Ouhe's voice was a little hoarse, and his mood became inexplicably depressed. Missing, a girl... What if I encounter any danger? This is all my fault, I am a man, I have to take responsibility."

"Don't worry, she's fine." For some reason, the tone from the system became a little gentle...it seemed to be comforting Ouhe.

"How do you know?" Ouhe stopped arguing with it.

"Hurry up and go home. Don't you want to go home for dinner today? Be careful how your sister treats you!" The system is always like this, and is used to knocking Ouhe back to his original form with one sentence.

"Damn it." Looking at the darkening sky, Ouhe hurriedly stepped on his bicycle and rushed home.

Qingyun Community is in the city center, while Dongyun University is in Beicheng, which is located in the central business district of the city’s CBD. Unlike Honghu University’s leisure, it is very prosperous and has a lot of competition, which is the capital of Dongyun’s senior students’ pride.

They always ridicule Honghu University with their high-end life, but Honghu students are not afraid, because the South District is not bad either. The South District is close to the sea and is the center of the common people. They live a different life. They can also take a boat after school and play. The whole city of Canghai is so elegant that Dong Yun's students can't experience it.

It is also the proud capital of Red Lake University.

I am down-to-earth, different from you sissies!I have seafood to eat, do you have any?
Also, Nanyang District has the largest harbor in China—Nanyang Bay.
Although there are many legends in Nanyang Bay...it is not a world they can touch, but they yearn for it.

If you have hope, you will have motivation, you will study hard, and you will make progress every day!
Dongyun these spicy chicken.

At 8 o'clock in the evening, the location is not far from the flower boat in Ouhe, on the same boat, a conspiracy is brewing...

If you are a nearby resident, you will know from the symbols on the cruise ship that this is a "foreign ship" that came in from the ocean, not a local one.

The hull is black, the stern adopts a single-deck, all-electric-welded steel structure, the highest performance ship type with double skegs, and the bow adopts a pointed bow, which is streamlined, like a small wild leopard on the sea.

"Tell me, where did you lose your USB flash drive." Near the center of the houseboat, a man's serious voice sounded.

"I can definitely handle it, believe me!" Then, a girl's resolute voice came, which was very pleasant. If Ouhe was present, he would definitely recognize the owner of the "continue" that day.

"You were introduced by Mr. T. I don't care about you, but don't mess up the mission." The man said.

"Understood, I'm going to track down that man now." The girl said: "Those little gangsters didn't grab the USB flash drive. It is said that the student took it from the beginning, and he plotted against him."

"Students are a magical race, so be careful." The man said: "I know this is your first mission, you are very strong, and it's time to try the taste of human blood."

"Murder?"

The girl's youthful voice shuttled through the night.

"If there is a need, I will."

"It's fine if you know it. Since I'm a college student, I don't need to worry about it. No matter how powerful the other party is, they can't beat you. I, Ma Bianlong, have personally experienced your martial arts. Canghai is a great city, but Fish and dragons are mixed together, it's too messy, after the task is completed, let's leave as soon as possible, don't let those old guys find us, every fisherman here may be a transnational criminal."

"I'm not afraid." The girl said.

"I'm afraid." The man said decisively.

"..."

"Sister, I'm back." It took a full two hours to ride a bicycle from Beicheng to the city center.

Ouhe didn't get home until after 9 o'clock in the evening.