The strongest funny system

The next day, Ouhe skipped class.

When I woke up again, it was the next night, at exactly 19:[-].

He slept on the carpet. The original pink carpet was stained with a layer of green paint. If Mu Xue was here, she would definitely be able to tell that this was the blade blood she spent a lot of time developing.

Some of them were forced out by Ou He! !
Similarly, in addition to the green blood, there is also a dark sticky substance here, which is like washing away the impurities in the body, washing the marrow and cutting the bones!

"What's going on?" Ouhe stared blankly at his body, then vomited, "It's so fucking stinky, what is this?!"

"Blade's blood, and the impurities in your body." The system acted nonchalantly, as if it was used to big scenes. In comparison, Ouhe looked like a villager.

"Who the hell played pure music?" Suddenly, Ou He cursed, "It's so noisy, I don't need to listen to the lapping of waves, nor the screaming of fish, lobsters and crabs!"

"And mosquitos? Oh my god, what song is this???"

Ouhe got angry and turned off the limited-edition record on the boat, but "pure music" still lingered in his ears.

In the middle of the night, he was the only one calling, like a silly beep.

"What's this kid, Ouhe, screaming and screaming for? He didn't go to class for a day. He couldn't be hiding on the boat to watch an 'action movie', right? He's such a little bastard, and he doesn't count me if he has good things. For the sake of washing my feet, I forgive him."

"Didn't I tell you to roll off my boat, old ghost? Why are you still at the door?" Ouhe ran to the bow angrily, where did he see the old ghost?There is not a single person, only the Mojiang River reflecting the lights, which is extremely shining and beautiful.

And following his roar, the old gangster walked down far, far away, on the other side of the bridge...

far far away...

"Damn it, old bastard, did you scold me for peeking at action movies?" Ou He scolded at He.

"I'll go, how does this kid know what I'm talking about?" The old man muttered, looking at Ouhe who was covered in green and black from a distance, he said speechlessly: "Is it the latest style? Green and black, Ouhe is also avant-garde, okay Green..."

"Damn, did I hit a ghost?" At this moment, he watched the old man's mouth move, but he could clearly hear the old man's voice even though he was far away. What made him even more puzzled was that although there were street lights under the bridge, But the distance is very far. How can ordinary people see the opposite side of the river hundreds of meters away?And see his mouth moving?
All this, could it be...

Looking down at the green clothes on his body, there were still black bumps, and a word popped up in Ouhe's mind: "Pipewashing candy?"

At this time, he also knew what pure music was, and it was clearly not the fault of the record player, and it was clearly that he heard the cries of fish and shrimp in the river, as well as the rushing of the river.

"Damn it, it's good to have clairvoyant eyes and smooth ears, but this pure music will definitely kill you, right?"

"Don't worry, you can put an end to this sound." The system watched for a long time, and finally spoke again.

Its words are like sounds of nature to Ouhe.

The night is getting deeper.

The whole city is equally prosperous whether it is day or night.

During the day, there is the life of an office worker, and at night, there is the cruelty of black and white.

At 1 o'clock in the middle of the night, Ouhe finally solved the matter of pure music.

Not only can he refuse this now, but he can even concentrate on listening to the sound of a certain part.

For example, the low gasp of a couple under the bridge, "Ahhhhhh".

"Ha ha ha ha ha……"

In a good mood, Ouhe didn't bother with the dog couple. Even if he wanted to, he would have to run far away, because they were about 1 kilometer away from him for sex.

Ouhe also knew at this time that after eating the marrow-washing candy, he gained "one" inner eyes and smooth ears, and his body functions were much stronger. He used to do one push-up per second, but now he can do three.

Don't underestimate the three push-ups, three in one second, this is an increase of several times, and each of his faces is almost touching the ground, and then he quickly pushes up, and he can slap his palms in the air, pretending to beep, but But full of pleasing visual sense.

Ouhe felt that the next time he saw Meizai, he would lie down in front of her and do a few push-ups, relying on this, he would be able to hold her firmly.

But it was just thinking about it, he already had Mu Xiaotu.

What makes me happy is... the more powerful he is, the closer he is to Mu Xiaotu. He did all this to find that girl.

In addition to strength and speed, Ouhe felt that his brain had also become smarter. He didn't have to think about things like how much one plus one equals, and he could get the answer right away... What a surprise!
When a person feels that he is awesome...

He's out of his mind too.

Now Ouhe is inexplicably confident. Although he has indeed become a little stronger, there is still a long way to go in the future. At least it is difficult for him to find Mu Xiaotu, not to mention how big is this world?Who really knows.

Just like the treasures in Canghai City mentioned by the system, how many monsters are hidden underneath; there is also Nanyang Bay outside Nan'an Bridge, after the mouth of the sea, which seems to be a forbidden area.

"System, give me two fancy missions, the ones to fight. Stealing from the rich and giving to the poor is the best. Brother, I am full of strength now."

"You didn't go to class today." The system reminded me warmly.

"Don't be afraid, it doesn't matter whether you read the book or not, I will work hard to make money now, find Mu Xiaotu, and let my sister live a good life." Ouhe began to swell.

"Fancy is really important, but don't you get rid of the blood of the blade? Mu Xue changed your blood for you, and you just forced out a little bit last night." A basin of cold water was poured on Ouhe's head.

"Damn it, Mu Xue is an old lady! I want her to look good sooner or later!" Ou He gritted his teeth.

"Could it be that you still want to overthrow her?" Hehe, the system smiled and said, "That woman is indeed charming. She is tall and slender, and she can't add or subtract a point. She is thick and fit, and she is as perfect as a world-class treasure created by God. , sleep for a night and give it to the gods and not change it."

"You, you, you, you!!" Ouhe turned pale with shock, not knowing that the system was so dirty, he was so frightened that he couldn't speak.

"It's just a pity..." The system sighed, and said regretfully, "She is sister Mu Xiaotu..."

"I asked you if you have any tasks, why are you talking about this to me." God knows what terrible things will happen if you let it go on, Ouhe hurriedly stopped it.

"Of course, are you ready to accept?"

"Get ready, I won't be able to sleep anyway, let's eliminate harm for the people." Ouhe was grinding his fists vigorously, his whole body was full of strength.

Come on, let's do some tasks of punishing rape and eliminating evil! !
Ou River continues to expand...

"Can't sleep, right? Well, tonight's fancy task is—"

"What is it?" Ouhe asked expectantly.

"overnight."

"What? What are you talking about??" Ouhe's head was full of black lines, "Is it the all-nighter I understand?"

"Yes."

"Can I go online?"