The strongest funny system

At this moment, an old man came out from the shadow of the bridge pier. He stared at the girl standing on the bank for a long time, and then the girl turned her head and glanced at him——

"Ghost!!" The old man turned pale with shock, his disgraced face turned ugly, and he turned around and fled.

The girl is chasing after.

He was even more frightened, trembling all over, and stumbling forward to escape.

But he was old after all, and he had no money to eat, so he couldn't run faster than a nimble little girl.

He was caught by Xiao Ke, the girl was very angry at this moment, she stared at him with unusually cold eyes, which made his scalp go numb.

"I'm just a bum, please don't eat me, I'm skinny and thin, it's not good to eat, but I poop a lot, I haven't pooped for a few days."

"Shut up." Xiao Ke was very angry, she blamed that Ou He, if he hadn't bullied me, how could I have suffered this crime?

With her alluring appearance, it's no wonder she was angry because she was recognized as a ghost in this life.

But now she...is really ugly.

But no matter how ugly it is, it's not as disgusting as this old grandpa. In order to survive, he can say such dirty words.

"Are you human?" The old man stared at the girl for a while with his eyes wide open, and finally heaved a sigh of relief when he saw her back reflected in the moonlight, and sat down on the ground, "I was scared to death, I thought it was a ghost."

"I'll give you the money, and answer a few questions for me." Xiao Ke glanced at him and threw the 20 yuan at his feet.

The old man got up with his butt pouted, held the money in his arms, and looked at the girl with a smile, "If you ask, I will tell you everything."

"Were you here at this time three days ago?"

"Yes." The old man recalled for a moment, then nodded.

"Then did you see any strange people...or things?"

"No." Suddenly, the old man's pupils shrank, but because he was hunched over, the girl didn't notice anything strange about him.

"Really?" Xiao Ke knelt down in front of the old man, raised a grimace, and printed 50 yuan on the ground, "Answer me, and then the money will be yours."

"..." Seeing the money, greed flashed across the eyes of the old man, and he hurriedly said: "I saw it, I saw a few strange people that night—"

"That's enough, you don't need to talk." Suddenly, Xiao Ke stopped him, and even snatched back the 20 yuan in his hand: "The evil nature of greed has fully exposed your lies."

She knew that the old man was simply a liar full of lies.

A person like him, living here, has to deal with many pedestrians every day. Maybe he is used to lying, but he can deceive others, but he can't deceive me!
Xiao Ke knew that the old man might not have been here a few days ago, and everything he said was a lie.

From the time he said no, Xiao Ke began to suspect that this person clearly wanted to obtain greater benefits, so he pretended not to know anything.

Sure enough, when she took out more money, all his flaws were exposed, and she saw through it at a glance.

Look, the old man's expression began to become panicked, showing the nervousness of being seen through, but he didn't feel guilty at all.

Xiao Ke concluded that he was used to lying.

This is the inferiority of the bottom people.

She didn't discriminate against them, but really felt that they were pitiful, pathetic...and hateful.

In the end, she didn't even leave a dime to the old man.

Although she has a kind heart, she is not a girl who can be taken advantage of by others.

Her money wasn't for these bad guys.

"I'll come back when I tell you to get the certificate." On the bridge, Su Ling looked at the girl who was walking up, and said calmly.

She and "Xiao Ke" are friends, but they don't know that this friend of hers is actually so ugly...

This is the first time she has met with a netizen, maybe because she sympathizes with Xiaoke, and of course there is also a reason to use her force. She helped Xiaoke apply for admission, helped her become a student of Dongyun University, and gave her some daily life. s help.

"I didn't intend to get any information at all tonight."

"Then you're still here?" Su Ling said: "When you get official support and take all these people back to the police station, are you afraid they won't say anything?"

"I don't want to alarm other people." Xiao Ke said, "Just get me a fake certificate, and treat it as my reward for helping you win Du Caijun, and we'll settle the matter afterwards."

"I still think it's better for you to hand things over to the police, although I don't know what you're looking for, but a fake ID—well, my ID isn't fake... Even if you get the real ID, it's not professional People are reliable."

"Don't worry about it." The girl replied lightly, tightened her skirt that was blown up by the wind, and walked past Su Ling.

I don't know why, looking at the wide river, Xiao Ke has a very strange feeling.

Here... is her burial place.

"It's annoying, let's go back."

The wind was very noisy tonight, maybe because she remembered the incident of being pressed by a certain man during the day, she was very irritable, and she turned into a real Xiaoke, turned around and disappeared at the Mojiang Bridge.

"Ouhe!"

When Ouhe returned to Nan'an Wharf, a homeless man called him, it was the one Xiaoke was looking for just now.

"Senior, what's the matter?" Because the old man once boasted to him that he was also a gangster...so Ouhe, as a gangster now, deserves to be called senior.

Even though he called it that way, he didn't have the slightest respect for the old man. He was just an old bastard who ate and drank all day long. After receiving his help a few times, he relied on him. He stayed here every night to wait for him, hoping to catch up with him. food.

Ouhe has a boat here, and it's not an ordinary boat. He usually lives here except when he goes home on weekends. This boat is more expensive than a mansion. Su Ling won it.

Originally, pink string lights were hung on the boat, which was very beautiful like a princess flower boat.

It's just that since the flower boat changed hands, the pink neon lights on the boat have never been lit up once.

Turn on this pink light... If Xu Cong and the others saw it, would he still be messing around in school?
Ouhe knows which is more suitable for him, "low-key luxury with connotation" or "princess flower boat".

"I have something to tell you." The old man moved closer to Ouhe, showing his big yellow teeth.

"Senior, just tell me what you have. I'm tired and want to rest early." Ou He patted the sleeves of his shirt and said politely.

"Can I have five dollars?"

"I can't." Ouhe Lightning said, "I don't have any money."

"Brother He was joking—"

"Don't you, you are an elder, I can't stand such a title."

"Just give me five yuan, just five yuan!" The old man grabbed Ouhe's cuff and said pitifully.

He also hit the snake with the stick, and was used to begging. It was the first time he saw Ouhe such an easy-going young man.

Perhaps he was moved by his own story, and he really regarded him as a senior. No matter how dirty or ugly he was, he never disliked himself.

Although sometimes he would push him away and swear a few swear words, but that was all an expression of love!
He swears, just because you are not worth it, and it doesn't make people feel uncomfortable.

He is a good young man.

"I respect you as an elder, but don't challenge my patience." Ouhe frowned, as he said, he respects his elders, but he can't be fooled.

He has given the old man a lot of five yuan, he is also tempered, okay?
"I'll give you another five yuan, and don't bother me in the future." Ou He patted his hand off, and stuffed a paper ticket into the old man's arms.

All the while, he was a kind young man.

only……

Looking at the five yuan in his hand, the old man was full of disbelief: "Voucher?"