The strongest funny system

"You were originally on par with Wushuang. You had the same wisdom and the same appearance, but after a good game of chess, what did you do?" Fade Chen glared, "Even if you pretend to be back at the bottom, You are all young ladies of the Chen family! The violence in your blood can never be erased, just because of a little illusion, you are jealous, and you have turned yourself into the inhuman and ghost-"

"Wushuang won't talk to you, but Ouhe will!" Chen Fenghuang interrupted Chen Fei, "She likes this brother so much, she can't pretend not to hear what he said, in my opinion, you 'brother-in-law' is It's all over." Chen Fenghuang didn't feel angry at all, but smiled brighter, but the red mark on the left cheek made her become terrified.

"I'll ask him to explain."

"Although Ah Sang is a gangster, the advantage of a gangster is loyalty. Do you think he will betray me?"

"You!" Fade Chen raised his hand, and was about to take another shot, but was grabbed by someone.

"Hit my sister again? Think I'm transparent?"

With a bang, someone raised his foot and kicked Fade Chen off the lotus pond.

"Little deer."

"Sister, are you okay?" Chen Lu turned around, tilted his head, and smiled at Chen Fenghuang.

"Snapped."

A slap on Chen Lu's face was extremely loud, even harder than Fade Chen's slap.

Chen Fenghuang stared at his aggrieved younger brother, and said coldly: "He is your brother-in-law!"

Chen Lu: ...

"Apologize."

"I'm sorry." Chen Lu lowered his head.

"I said I apologize to your brother-in-law."

"Sister, he swam away." Chen Lu said.

"..."

"Xiaohe, listen to me, there was a misunderstanding during this period, where are you now, I'll go find you—"

"No need, what are you looking for, I want to go to class!"

With a snap, Ouhe hung up the phone, muttering: "It wasn't you? It wasn't you, could it be me? I knew that the matter was exposed, so I ran over to explain to me..."

"Hehe, don't look at things on the surface." At this time, the system interjected.

"Do you think I'm stupid?" Ouhe pushed the bicycle to the bicycle shed and put it away, then walked forward, "You think I just listen to Ah Sang's words and believe him? Although this kid was tricked by me last night, But with his insidious nature, will he really be fooled by me? I think he stayed here because of Fade Chen, and he deliberately ran to Mojiang River to be blocked by me..."

"You're smart." The system snorted.

"It's not that Chen Fei has never pestered my sister, but he has never done such a thing before. His body is soft and he has no backbone. He dare not even step on an ant to death. How could he send someone to smash my shop? There are still some strange things that should be carefully considered.”

"People are subject to change." The system may not see Ou He well, but since he knew it, it changed the term and continued to talk about things in the dark.

"It's none of your business," Ou He said, "It's you, how is the two-star mission of Mu Xue you mentioned now? Whether Mu Xiaotu's whereabouts mission can be received, you can give me a letter."

"Wait, you better stop talking." When the system was about to speak, Ouhe stopped it, took out his phone and asked, "What are you doing? I'm at school, where are you?"

"Brother He, let me tell you something." Xu Cong's voice came, "People from Dongyun University are here to commit crimes!"

"Fart!" Ou He scolded: "What's coming and not coming, isn't it just a small campus hostility incident, it's like a national enmity and a family enmity, tell me, who is here, Ah Sang and the others?"

"No, it's the group of students from the student union. Vice Chairman Dong Yun brought a dozen people over."

"It's fighting for places in extracurricular activities again?" Ouhe had heard about this.

In the dark, he and Ah Sang are dueling underground, and in the bright, there is a confrontation between the student unions of the two schools. They are all for the honor of their own school, and no one will let the other. Before, a student of Dongyun tried to take away a goddess of the school. It made the men in Red Lake unable to lift their heads that whole week, except for Ouhe.

Because he took the lead and used some tricks to take down a female teacher of Dongyun University.

Even though she is a 30-year-old spinster, it also makes the men of Dongyun University very angry.

The last person who was even more angry was that Ouhe dumped the old maid!
It can be regarded as the hatred of the country and the family.

Basically, Ouhe's name was at the top of Dongyun University's "must kill list".

"I don't know. Anyway, it's just fighting like that. It's not like you don't know."

"Then why are you calling me? I don't care about the things that are on the table. I just hover on the edge of darkness. Like a charismatic superhero, I am the male god in the hearts of all school girls—"

"Don't blow it up, okay? Brother, I don't know how much you weigh and how many brothers you have? Last time, if a blind cat bumped into a dead mouse and met a female teacher with neurological problems, the devil would have boarded your thief ship. Although the female college students are cheating, they are not blind."

"Tell me, what's your business?" Ou He was stunned by Xu Cong's spray, and asked with a sneer.

"Brother He, don't be angry, brother is just playing with you—"

"Don't blot, what's the matter with you?"

"It's okay, I just want to gossip with you."

"What gossip?" When it comes to gossip, Ouhe is interested, after all, he is a young man.

"Have you ever seen a girl with scars on her face? Like the mysterious girl in the movie?" Xu Cong said mysteriously, his voice was low and eerie.

"Get to the point." Ouhe's heart skipped a beat, and he was attracted.

In the dark night, the graceful and graceful shadow shuttles through the alleys, punishing rape and eliminating evil, known as the "dark beautiful girl", but... Regrettably, after she turned around, ferocious lines appeared on her face, resembling... It was covered with battle scars as if it had been scratched by a devil's claws.

how cool...

This evil city needs such a superhero.

Ouhe has imagined such a scene countless times, so this topic is the most attractive to him, and Xu Cong and the others understand it, so they call him.

"Let me show you a picture. This is a freshman from Dongyun University. It is very scary. There are marks on his face that have been scratched by sharp weapons, like a female demon——Hey, let's not talk about it, you can see for yourself Well, I'm afraid."

Ding dong, the photo was sent over, Ou He opened it and took a look, his gaze was immediately attracted by the small figure.

It seems to be a school uniform made for her, blue round-toed princess shoes, a gray half-length skirt, a clean white shirt tucked into the skirt, a red ribbon bow tied around the neck, the Dongyun University emblem on the chest, long hair The shawl, the lowered eyelids, only half of them exposed--a horrible grimace!

It is several times more Q-bomb than the beautiful girls in anime, and it is only short of carrying a super weapon like a scythe on its back.

"What's her name?" I don't know why, just looking at the photos, Ouhe has a feeling of deja vu. Xu Cong and the others are afraid, but he doesn't have the slightest fear, and asks with a little shortness of breath.

He wanted to meet her in person.