Ten Billion Ranch: Breaking Up at the Beginning

"Where is so much nonsense!"

Xiao He opened his mouth lightly.

Shao Feng exploded in an instant.

"Damn it, it's already this time, you still dare to speak wild words?"
See if I don't hit you today, you are looking for teeth all over the place!

"watch out!"

Shao Feng raised his fist and was about to greet Xiao He's face.

It's a pity that in Xiao He's eyes, his speed is as slow as playing.

Just kidding, your brother Xiao's body has been strengthened by the system.

Don't say it's you.

Even if there are a bunch of Lianjiazi, they can do it with ease. Believe it or not?

Standing on the same spot, Xiao He almost yawned when he saw the actions of the person in front of him.

When Shao Feng's fist was 10 centimeters away from him...

That's right!

That's 10 centimeters!

Xiao He suddenly took a few steps back, then fell to the ground, covered his face and said:
"I hit someone! It hurts so much!"

???

Shao Feng had a black question mark on his face on the spot.

Looking at his fist in disbelief.

It seems that I haven't touched you yet, have I?

Is it that painful?

Sure enough, I have some skills in me.

See, you can use it to fight cattle across mountains!

"Ha ha!"

Shao Feng proudly put his hands on his hips.

"Tell you kid to show off in front of me, now you know you were wrong?"

"I'll beat you to death!"

"Don't move! Raise your hands!"

Shao Feng hadn't finished speaking when suddenly a stern voice came from behind.

He subconsciously wanted to turn around.

In the next second, his body was suddenly pressed to the ground.

With a "click", both hands were also handcuffed.

Shao Feng was stunned instantly.

What's the situation?
Don't make trouble!

The young masters next to him were also stunned.

Where is the SWAT here?
Only Xiao He remained calm.

I'm dumbfounded.

This is the city center.

SWAT is everywhere.

Do you dare to hit someone?

Shall I handcuff you every minute?

what?
You said you didn't hit it?

Sorry, do you know the angle problem?
From the perspective of those two special police officers, you just hit.

"A few of you are also with him?"

Sure enough, the SWAT spoke up.

His eyes flicked across the bodies of the young masters next to him.

How many sons and brothers have seen such a formation?
They shook their heads and waved their hands.

"No... I don't know each other!"

"I'm just passing by..."

"I suddenly remembered that I still have something to do at home, see you later!"

Put oil on the soles of your feet, it's so fast to slip!
"Mr. Xiao."

A special police officer stepped forward and helped Xiao He up.

He asked a very concerned question.

"Are you all right?"

"It's okay, but my face hurts a little."

Xiao He opened his mouth, deliberately revealing his face that had just blushed.

There is no way, you have to play a full set of acting.

When the special police saw it, it was not bad!

Instantly angry, he pointed at Shao Feng's nose and scolded:

"come here!"

Shao Feng just got up from the ground.

Suddenly being yelled at like this, he shivered subconsciously.

Then came the sound of rushing water.

The two special police officers were dumbfounded.

What's the situation?
Where is the sound of water coming from?

It's almost winter, and the faucets on the lawn of the square should have been turned off long ago.

Smell again.

I rely on!

What is the taste?
Did you pee?
This is this...

Are you so timid to come out and beat people?
Xiao He was also stunned.

Niubi!

Everyone knows to put some farmyard manure on the lawn.

Suddenly, Xiao He seemed to think of something.

There was a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth.

Put your hands in your trouser pockets.

Select Shao Feng as the target and throw out the stinky fart.

"Ding! The stinky fart has locked on the target!"

"Ding! Fart is on!"

"Two SWAT comrades."

Xiao He suddenly spoke.

The police turned around.

"What's the matter, Mr. Xiao?"

"I suggest that the two of you lean closer to me. I have a hunch that this is just the beginning."

Xiao He held back a smile and opened his mouth.

The special police were a little confused.

"Isn't it? It's out of line to be scared to pee, he can't be scared..."

"Ouch! What's so disgusting? What the fuck! It's real!!!"

In the middle of what the special policeman said, he couldn't help but swear.

This taste is awesome!

So disgusting!

Shao Feng just recovered from his incontinence.

Blushing and burning like a cloud.

Shame!
Suddenly, he saw that Xiao He and the two special police officers were thousands of miles away from him.

There are also passers-by next to him, almost all of whom walk around him.

Instantly stunned.

Not so much, right?

Didn't I just pee my pants?
Did you ever pee as a child?

Why are you so far away from me?
"Two special police comrades, what are you still doing? Take me away quickly!"

"I still want to change into a pair of clean pants!"

Shao Feng spoke hastily.

Even took two steps forward.

The two special police officers were startled.

Without even taking a few steps back, he shouted loudly:
"stop!"

The crowd at the side also dispersed instantly in a tacit understanding.

Shao Feng was completely at a loss.

What am I doing?

Why do you hide from me like the plague?

do not!

Huh?
What's this smell?
So smelly.

Also a little nauseous.

"vomit!"

Shao Feng almost didn't spit it out on the spot, he pinched his nose and said with disgust:
"Who the hell! Farting in public still smells so bad? Do you have a sense of public morality!"

Shao Feng stood where he was.

Take the mother as the center of the circle, and the [-]th generation of the ancestors as the radius, draw a circle.

My throat is dry from scolding, but I can take a closer look.

Huh?
Why are you staring at me with those mentally retarded eyes?

wrong!

This taste...

It seemed to emanate from itself.

Shao Feng was full of astonishment.

Some unbelievers lowered their heads and asked carefully.

I rely on!

The smell almost sent him away on the spot!

It's too high!
"No, it smells too bad, I can't take it anymore!"

"It smells so disgusting, it smells worse than the old lady's foot wrap!"

"The last time the restaurant released biological and chemical weapons, it wasn't so powerful!"

"My head is so dizzy, I can't hold it anymore..."

Bang bang bang!
Only a few loud bangs were heard.

People fell around.

All are stunned!

This time, the two special police officers were too busy.

It was to control Shao Feng again, and to call 120 again.

Finally, the special forces were alerted.

Wearing the anti-chemical suit directly, Shao Feng was packed like a biochemical weapon.

Packed and tossed in a sealed van.

Don't ask them why they don't share a car with Shao Feng.

Don't ask if this is not a good thing.

Are you brave enough to go in and try it?
Send you to see God in minutes!
After this battle, Shao Feng became completely famous.

Which one sells stinky tofu, snail noodles, and durian.

I don’t write x Sha Zhengzong, Liu x Zhengzong, and Musang King anymore.

Directly hang four words on it, "Smells over Shaofeng".

That is a living sign!
It is said that after Shao Feng was taken away, he was sent to a fully sealed laboratory for disinfection to no avail.

In the end, he had to put on a chemical protective suit and pack it up to go home.

As for the beatings in the downtown area...

I'm sorry, you'd better get rid of your own smell first.

Otherwise, I will sentence you to assault the police!