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Xiao Chen: "..."

What the hell is the ghost king?

With a question mark on his head, he looked at Li Yiyi who had a "secret" smile on his face, as if everything was under control.

Couldn't speak for a while.

"Hehe, didn't you expect that?" Li Yiyi said: "The way of heaven is clear...the king of ghosts! It's time for the crimes you committed to be exposed! Return your skin to others! Yangjian is not a place for you! "

Xiao Chen looked at Li Yiyi who had an "evil" smile on his face speechlessly, and choked out a sentence: "You must be sick!"

He simply didn't know what the policewoman was talking about.

What ghost king?
What skin?

Tell ghost stories?
"Hehe, are you in a hurry?" Li Yiyi looked at Xiao Chen, with a look of "everything is clear in his chest", and said with a light smile: "I want to know, how did I know your secret? The real Xiao Chen... still Live!"

what?
The real Xiao Chen is still alive?

When Xiao Chen heard this, he was startled.

Could it be that this policewoman already knew... that she is a time traveler?
So call me "Ghost King"?
The real Xiao Chen hasn't died yet, is it because his soul is still in this world and hasn't gone to the underworld?

"Should I kill someone to silence me?"

Xiao Chen turned various thoughts in an instant, and stared at Li Yiyi with unkind eyes.

Li Yiyi looked at Xiao Chen without any fear.

She already knew that the ghost king "Xiao Chen" was not that scary, so she was very courageous.

"I don't know, what are you talking about? I see you, I need to see a psychiatrist!"

Xiao Chen saw that people occasionally passed by in the community, there was no way to kill people here, and he didn't dare to kill people, so he put his hands in his pockets and stared at Li Yiyi coldly.

The female policewoman in front of me might have lied to me, if she really had evidence, she would have exposed me long ago... Xiao Chen thought so in his heart.

"Hmph! I came today to declare war on you! Ghost King, I represent the world and destroy you!" Li Yiyi said righteously.

I represent the moon to destroy you...

Xiao Chen was distracted for a moment, thinking of this classic line.

"You're so boring! Go see a doctor, I think there's something wrong with you!" Xiao Chen pointed at his brain and joked.

"Hmph, you won't be able to pretend for long!" Li Yiyi sneered.

"If you are sick, you need to take medicine..."

Xiao Chen shook his head and finished speaking, and left.

Li Yiyi looked at Xiao Chen's back, gritted her teeth, thinking to herself, what is the best way to deal with ghosts?

She couldn't help but searched online, and found black donkey hooves, black dog blood, feces, glutinous rice, boy urine... and so on.

The ones in front are not easy to handle, but boys pee... Li Yiyi turned to look at a little boy who was playing at the side.

Well, there is a boy pee.

Li Yiyi bought a bottle of water, poured it out, then took the empty bottle to find the little boy, and said with a smile, "Come on, kid, piss some urine."

The little boy is already four or five years old and very vigilant.

Seeing Li Yiyi in a police uniform, she was naturally a little scared, and immediately shrank back.

"Little boy, don't run away!" Li Yiyi was a little anxious, and immediately rushed over, grabbed the little boy, and forced him to pee.

The little boy was frightened and cried out with a wow.

"Are you peeing? If you don't pee, I'll take you to the little black room!" Li Yiyi threatened.

The little boy cried louder.

The little boy's home lived on the first floor, and his parents rushed out when they heard their son's cries.

"Mom! Dad! She pinched my penis..." The little boy hurriedly broke free from Li Yiyi, ran to his parents, and complained in tears.

The little boy's parents are busy protecting their son.

The mother scolded: "Pervert, you! Believe it or not, tell you that you molested a child!?"

Dad scolded: "You look like a dog, and you are still a policeman. I didn't expect to be so dirty inside. You have the ability to come at me... Don't touch my son! He is still young, he shouldn't suffer like this!"

Li Yiyi was extremely embarrassed and couldn't explain it, so she could only run away.

You can't tell other people's parents, I just want to borrow your son's boy's urine to kill ghosts.

People must think that she escaped from the mental hospital.

Seeing Li Yiyi run away "ashamed".

The little boy's father whispered to the little boy: "Son, next time this auntie comes to play with your little dick again, you come secretly and tell daddy, daddy is going to clean her up! Let her know that daddy is very powerful!"

……

After Xiao Chen found the new home purchased by his parents.

Ring the doorbell.

This is unit seven, twelfth floor, number 1204.

"Haha, is the son back?" Father Xiao hurriedly opened the door after seeing Xiao Chen through the cat's eyes.

Xiao Chen walked into the new home, saw that the decoration and furniture had been finished, and said in surprise: "Dad, you bought a well-decorated house?"

"That's right. It would be too troublesome to renovate by ourselves, so we bought a newly renovated house and moved in directly." Father Xiao said.

Xiao Chen sat down on the sofa.

There is the sound of cooking in the kitchen, Xiao's mother should be cooking.

"Son, let's go, I'll show you your room." Father Xiao said with a smile.

Xiao Chen followed his father and walked around twice in this new house with three bedrooms, one living room, one kitchen and one bathroom.

"Son, are you hungry? The meal will be ready soon." Mother Xiao said in the kitchen.

"Not hungry, take your time." Xiao Chen responded.

a while.

Mother Xiao fried the dishes and brought them to the table.

Mother Xiao said: "Son, go and ask the neighbor next door to have dinner together. She is a little girl who just gave us some souvenirs. The ones I brought from Lijing are delicious."

Xiao Chen said: "All right."

Generally, moving to a new place, inviting neighbors to dinner, and building relationships are inevitable in interpersonal communication.

So Xiao Chen got up, went out to the corridor, and rang the doorbell of the 1203 house next door.

But after a few clicks, no one responded.

Xiao Chen tried to push the door, but it opened at once.

He picked up his feet and walked in.

I saw a girl with a hot body, wearing a bath towel, fainted in the living room.

Xiao Chen was taken aback for a moment, then rushed over and carried the girl to the sofa.

He checked the girl's breath, um, she's still alive.

Xiao Chen breathed a sigh of relief.

But then he pinched the girl, but the girl didn't wake up.

"System, is there a way to save her?" Xiao Chen asked.

[Host, you can try the 'life-saving pill', it doesn't necessarily guarantee that it will be useful.The woman's soul was injured, and it was difficult to cure it immediately with ordinary medicine. 】The system replied.

"Then let's exchange it for a life-saving pill." Xiao Chen pondered.

Although he met this girl by chance, she looked like a beautiful woman, and Xiao Chen felt pity for her in an instant.

Ding!
['Salvation Pill' is being exchanged, please wait...]

Ding!
[The redemption is complete, you consume 50 points, and the point balance is 650, do you want to receive the 'Salvation Pill' immediately? 】

"receive."

As soon as Xiao Chen finished speaking, he realized that there was an extra pill in his hand.

Xiao Chen tried to stuff the life-saving pill into the mouth of the girl next door, but the girl's lips were tightly closed and she couldn't put it in at all.

Even if she opened her mouth and forced it in, she couldn't swallow it.

Xiao Chen instantly thought that in the martial arts TV series he watched before, the male protagonist fed the female protagonist with aphrodisiac mouth to mouth... Bah, life-saving elixir, his eyes lit up.

"I can do the same..."