Entertainment: Start a blind date with a big star

Jiang Chuxue Villa.

bathroom.

Xiao Chen stared at the doll behind him through the mirror of the sink, thinking to himself, fight, fight...

Oil the soles of your feet, run away!

However, before he could rush out of the bathroom, the door of the bathroom closed in an instant, and an air wall blocked the door, blocking his way.

Xiao Chen tried to break through this invisible wall of air, but it was so tightly blocked, he couldn't break through at all, couldn't rush out.

Xiao Chen's face became extremely ugly.

With his current strength, he can't even break through the air wall arranged by dolls. One can imagine how powerful she is.

No wonder the "friendly army" would say that her awakening would bring a catastrophe to Jiang Hai...

It really is a "big boss" level monster.

"Mom! Please spare me, I am actually your long-lost son!"

Xiao Chen was also a bachelor, seeing that escape would not work, he knelt down and begged for mercy.

However, what he begged for mercy made Doll stunned for a moment.

doll:"……"

"Hey, senior, I'm just joking! If you don't mind, I can be your godson!"

Xiao Chen half-kneeled on the ground, with a shy face, said brazenly.

There are quite three families with the surname Nu Fan'er.

He thought to himself, as long as I don't embarrass my father, let alone a son, even a grandson, I will do it for you willingly.

doll:"……"

She seemed to have never seen such a shameless, wretched, and shameless person, and she didn't know what to say.

"Senior, are you tired? Do you want me to buy you a bottle of Dongpeng's special drink? Tired, sleepy, drink Dongpeng's special drink!" Xiao Chen continued.

"To shut up!"

The doll suddenly spoke.

However, the voice was as crisp as an oriole, and it was obviously the voice of a girl.

Xiao Chen was slightly stunned, this was different from what he thought, it was not the hoarse voice of an old woman like the old Black Mountain demon.

It's the crisp and sweet voice of a fairy.

Just by the sound of her voice, Xiao Chen dared to conclude that she... must be extremely beautiful.

"Okay, I'll shut up! That's right...you're old, what do you want? Hungry? I'll go out and buy you a thick, big, long hot dog to fill your stomach?" Xiao Chen hurriedly fawned.

"Didn't I tell you to shut up? Why are you talking so much?" Doll said impatiently.

"Uh, okay, okay, I won't talk anymore." Xiao Chen wisely stopped being naughty, so as not to backfire.

The doll nodded in satisfaction, and said, "I say you answer!"

Seeing that Xiao Chen didn't respond, Doll said again: "Why didn't you respond?"

"Didn't you tell me to shut up?" Xiao Chen said "aggrieved".

doll:"……"

She choked for a moment and said, "You can talk when I ask you something!"

"Oh, okay." Xiao Chen said, "You ask."

"What year is this year?" Doll asked after pondering for a moment.

"December 3838, 12." Xiao Chen replied honestly.

"How many years have passed since the Rhubarb Dynasty?" Doll continued to ask.

"do not know."

"Ok?"

Xiao Chen smiled wryly and said: "I'm bad at history, I've never heard of the Rhubarb Dynasty!"

He searched the memory of the original owner. In the 5000-year history of Shenzhou, there was no Rhubarb Dynasty at all.

"What a waste!" the doll spat.

"Actually, I'm not that useless..." Xiao Chen raised his head and said, "To be honest, I'm a composer and a poet!"

"Hehe, you haven't even learned history well, and you still compose poetry?" Doll said disdainfully.

"Knowing how to compose poetry doesn't have much to do with learning history well?" Xiao Chen said, "If you don't believe me, I'll make a poem for you to see!"

"Then let me see if you make a song?" Doll said narrowly.

He obviously wanted to see Xiao Chen make a fool of himself.

"Ahem, cough, then I did it!"

Xiao Chen coughed twice, pretending to be brewing.

1 minutes later...

Xiao Chen whispered: "Zhao Keman and Hu Ying, Wu Hook is bright with frost and snow."

These two poems come out.

The doll immediately put away her contempt, thinking to herself that the little boy in front of him is not such a fool.

Xiao Chen continued to chant: "The silver saddle shines on the white horse, and it rustles like a shooting star. Killing a person in ten steps will never stop him for a thousand miles. When it's done, just brush off your clothes and hide your achievements and fame."

Hearing this, the doll was greatly touched.

He couldn't help but think of the days when he was sealed in the Heaven and Earth Pearl, and he was a swordsman, walking the rivers and lakes.

At that time, it was so wanton and happy, but now...

Xiao Chen recited "Xia Ke Xing" here, and suddenly stopped talking.

Doll listened to it very well, seeing Xiao Chen suddenly called "eunuch" without further words, she couldn't help asking: "Where's the one below?"

The ones below are eaten by you.

Xiao Chen grumbled a little in his heart, feeling that he had already taken advantage of it, and said: "I am in a miserable position now, and my heart is not happy. I can't compose the following poems."

The doll said angrily: "No one asked you to kneel, you just get up!"

Xiao Chen: "..."

Hastily!
If I knew you were so gentle and easy to talk to, I was afraid of a fart!

Xiao Chen stood up and said: "I'm in a bad mood tonight, I'll continue this poem another day..."

When Doll saw Xiao Chen pick it up, she was very angry, and wanted to slap Xiao Chen's head to pieces.

But when I think about it, this guy is indeed unparalleled in poetry. Although he only has half a poem, his unparalleled talent is fully displayed.

Even the peerless genius of her era couldn't compose such a good poem!

Can't help but hold back this tone.

When dealing with talents, we should be more tolerant in general.

"That's fine, you can complete this poem in a few days and present it to me!" Doll compromised.

"Are you a female ghost?" Xiao Chen asked curiously.

"Don't ask what you shouldn't ask!" Doll scolded.

Xiao Chen rubbed his chin, thinking to himself that you have such a nice voice, you must be a beautiful woman, so I endured it.

For Neptune, there are no females and cannot be kept in the pond.

If you don't pick, even ghosts can talk.

Anyway, the top is covered, and the bottom is the same.

Doll thought about the business, and said: "Let me ask you, in today's world, which cultivation forces are in charge of the world? And who are the masters of cultivation?"

"I don't know! I'm just an ordinary scholar. How could a scholar know about cultivation?" Xiao Chen said.

"You bastard! You have already practiced the 'Card Master' department and reached the seventh-rank 'Mountain God Realm', and you still say you don't know how to practice?" Doll said: "Your little disguise is really a saint Girl, can't you see?"

Her voice was full of sarcasm.

When Xiao Chen heard this, his expression changed.

what?
I'm still a practitioner?I do not know how?
In other words, what kind of cultivator of the "Card Master" series is Xiao Chen, the original owner?
Has reached the seventh-rank realm?

That is, you have been practicing for a long time?
Why is there no record in my memory?

Was the memory sealed, or was it eradicated?

Xiao Chen was shocked, the original owner, Xiao Chen, turned out to be a big Yin coin too!

It's hidden so deep...

Also, the doll in front of her calls herself a "saint". Where is the saint from?

Do you practice in the Holy Land?

Xiao Chen pondered for a long time, then slowly said: "To be honest, it's not that I pretended not to know, but that I lost my memory and forgot many things!"

The baby looked at Xiao Chen for a long time, and didn't know whether to believe Xiao Chen's nonsense, and suddenly said: "You help me with something, and I will give you a great benefit."

"What's the benefit?" Xiao Chen blurted out.