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Chapter 45 Finally cheated!not easy
Xiao Chen said with a dry smile: "How could I hide anything from you? Don't you know everything about me?"
"Is it?"
Stopped at a red light intersection, and while waiting for the green light, Jiang Chuxue glanced at Xiao Chen.
"Yes! You are my goddess, my admiration for you is like a torrent of water, endless..." Xiao Chen immediately began to flatter.
"But you can write poetry, I don't even know?" Jiang Chuxue said quietly.
Don't talk about you, I don't know either...
I'm always plagiarizing...
Xiao Chen said with a sneer: "This poetry writing is just a whim! It's not what I'm good at! So, I usually ignore it myself."
"By the way, you were outside yesterday, where did you write your poems? It's late at night, why do you want to write poems?" Jiang Chuxue asked casually.
"Uh……"
Xiao Chen thought it was coming, fortunately, before going out, brother had already prepared the draft.
At this time, he said calmly: "Yesterday, a friend was competing for poetry with others. He couldn't fight, so he asked me for help. I wrote the poem 'Once the sea was too hard for water' for him. After he won, he told everyone, That poem was written by me."
"Later, I don't know how to spread rumors, so I said that the poem was written by me on the spot. What's even more funny is that on Weibo, some people said that they saw me write this poem in a nightclub!"
"Haha, look, there is also a 'sand sculpture' netizen on the post bar who said that this poem of mine is a confession poem I wrote when I proposed to someone in the bell tower."
Having said this, Xiao Chen took out his phone, opened the post bar and showed it to Jiang Chuxue.
Jiang Chuxue turned her head and glanced at Xiao Chen's phone.
This post is like this:
【Unbelievable!Teacher Xiao Chenxiao actually wrote an eternal swan song and confessed his love to the goddess in the Drum Tower. 】
"I passed by the Drum Tower last night, and saw that very handsome, handsome, and handsome Mr. Xiao, confessed to a beautiful woman, and wrote a quatrain on the spot, 'Once the sea was too difficult for water, except that Wushan is not a cloud'. I was moved to tears! Teacher Xiao is so talented, I give you a hundred likes."
The picture accompanying the post is a picture of two dogs mating under the bell tower.
Xiao Chen waited for Jiang Chuxue to read it with both eyes, and said with a smile: "Are you saying that the current online information is fake? Are those two dogs you and me?"
Jiang Chuxue said with a smile: "The Internet is like this, many things are fake. But what does it mean to look like a pan'an? Does it describe a person's good-looking?"
Xiao Chen: "...Uh uh, I don't know, it's probably the guy who posted the post, he has no education, he made a typo."
Xiao Chen thought carelessly, there is no Pan An in this world.
The next time you use an idiom, you must pay attention, pay attention, and pay attention.
That's right, this post on the post bar was posted by Xiao Chen on the way back from Xu Fei's company on the online car-hailing account.
He posted dozens of similar posts on various websites and forums to confuse the public.
Now even if Jiang Chuxue has a mobile phone and goes online to find out the "truth", she still can't tell which post is real and which is fake.
Because of all kinds of bizarre "nonsensical fabrications", Xiao Chen used the trumpet to post them all over again.
The truth of the ancient poem he wrote in the nightclub is mixed with these false information, which has no credibility on the contrary.
Xiao Chen couldn't help but admire his wit, brother really is a bitch.
This kind of trumpeting, self-smearing and ruthless tactics used to confuse the public, can be imagined.
Fairy!
hey-hey……
After the red light, the sports car starts.
Xiao Chen opened another game forum, pretending to "discover the New World", laughed and said: "Haha, Chuxue, this post made me laugh so hard, it even said that I went to steal a battery car last night and was arrested by the police. In the police station, write down this ancient poem! He also said convincingly that he was an auxiliary policeman of the police station and handcuffed me personally..."
Jiang Chuxue drove the sports car steadily, and said with a smile: "Hehe, this kind of fishing post is a scam, just take a look."
Xiao Chen was relieved to see that Jiang Chuxue was gradually walking in the direction he wanted under his "indoctrination".
Lao Tzu is indeed a genius.
Can't help laughing: "Yes, but there is another saying on Weibo, which is quite outrageous. It has more than 100 million reposts, saying that I went to the Hongyan Huoshui nightclub to compete for the top card, and then I wrote this poem, and I was slapped in the face. A rich second generation surnamed Qin, hahaha! Are you telling the truth? He also said that he happened to pass by a nightclub and saw it with his own eyes!"
"Fake death." Jiang Chuxue concluded: "I usually block this kind of marketing account."
"Hahahahaha... That's right! Pull black, pull black!" Xiao Chen burst out laughing, the joy in his heart was beyond words.
It's not easy for Lao Tzu to "get it down" on Weibo this dog day!
In order to hide this real Weibo, he deduced countless times in his mind today before he came up with this trick.
Try it now, it really works.
True and false, false and true, it is difficult for gods to tell now, where did he write that poem last night.
……
Jiang Chuxue Villa.
Lin Mo called the people from the network company to connect the network cable.
A person is bored at home and turns on the computer, surfing the Internet and browsing the web.
Naturally, they saw the hot discussion about Xiao Chen's ancient poem last night.
Then she was curious and clicked on some forums.
However, many posts that were difficult to distinguish between true and false were mixed in, making her shake her head.
"This guy, where did he write the poem yesterday? Some online said it was in the Gulou, some said it was at the police station, some said it was in a nightclub, and some said it was in a casino... which one is true?"
Lin Mo was confused.
Then I was too lazy to read these, and went to browse other news information.
……
Xiao Chen knew this hurdle, he had passed it.
Although there are still loopholes, but has little impact.
a while.
Jiang Chuxue drove a sports car into the Jiang family's old house.
She and her elder brother both bought houses to live outside, and the old father lived in the old house alone.
Jiang's old house is a quadrangle courtyard, antique.
Xiao Chen was speechless when he saw it, it was hard to buy a modern courtyard house like this.
Any one would cost tens of millions, or even hundreds of millions.
The courtyard of the Jiang family is very large. There are gardens, lotus ponds, rockeries, and fountains inside. There are not hundreds of millions, so it is definitely not affordable.
"This old man of the Jiang family really knows how to enjoy himself!" Xiao Chen thought to himself.
He followed Jiang Chuxue and walked into the main hall of the courtyard.
As soon as he stepped here, Xiao Chen felt a little uncomfortable on the contrary.
This feeling is very weird, I can't explain it clearly.
In the main hall.
The old man of the Jiang family was sitting in a wheelchair. He looked over 60 years old, with gray hair, age spots on his face, and looked sick.
And Jiang Baige and Zhang Moli sat beside the old man, peeling oranges for the old man to eat.
After Jiang Chuxue brought Xiao Chen in, the old man turned his attention to Xiao Chen.
Xiao Chen also looked at Mr. Jiang.
He was suddenly a little puzzled. On the outside, the old man of the Jiang family looked like he was dying, but Xiao Chen felt that the life in the old man's body was still very strong.
At least, it's not as bad as it looks on the surface.
Is this what is going on?
"Dad." Jiang Chuxue called.
"Well, I'm back." Old Man Jiang nodded to Jiang Chuxue, then cast his eyes on Xiao Chen, and said, "Brother Xiao, you really are a good-looking talent."
"Is it?"
Stopped at a red light intersection, and while waiting for the green light, Jiang Chuxue glanced at Xiao Chen.
"Yes! You are my goddess, my admiration for you is like a torrent of water, endless..." Xiao Chen immediately began to flatter.
"But you can write poetry, I don't even know?" Jiang Chuxue said quietly.
Don't talk about you, I don't know either...
I'm always plagiarizing...
Xiao Chen said with a sneer: "This poetry writing is just a whim! It's not what I'm good at! So, I usually ignore it myself."
"By the way, you were outside yesterday, where did you write your poems? It's late at night, why do you want to write poems?" Jiang Chuxue asked casually.
"Uh……"
Xiao Chen thought it was coming, fortunately, before going out, brother had already prepared the draft.
At this time, he said calmly: "Yesterday, a friend was competing for poetry with others. He couldn't fight, so he asked me for help. I wrote the poem 'Once the sea was too hard for water' for him. After he won, he told everyone, That poem was written by me."
"Later, I don't know how to spread rumors, so I said that the poem was written by me on the spot. What's even more funny is that on Weibo, some people said that they saw me write this poem in a nightclub!"
"Haha, look, there is also a 'sand sculpture' netizen on the post bar who said that this poem of mine is a confession poem I wrote when I proposed to someone in the bell tower."
Having said this, Xiao Chen took out his phone, opened the post bar and showed it to Jiang Chuxue.
Jiang Chuxue turned her head and glanced at Xiao Chen's phone.
This post is like this:
【Unbelievable!Teacher Xiao Chenxiao actually wrote an eternal swan song and confessed his love to the goddess in the Drum Tower. 】
"I passed by the Drum Tower last night, and saw that very handsome, handsome, and handsome Mr. Xiao, confessed to a beautiful woman, and wrote a quatrain on the spot, 'Once the sea was too difficult for water, except that Wushan is not a cloud'. I was moved to tears! Teacher Xiao is so talented, I give you a hundred likes."
The picture accompanying the post is a picture of two dogs mating under the bell tower.
Xiao Chen waited for Jiang Chuxue to read it with both eyes, and said with a smile: "Are you saying that the current online information is fake? Are those two dogs you and me?"
Jiang Chuxue said with a smile: "The Internet is like this, many things are fake. But what does it mean to look like a pan'an? Does it describe a person's good-looking?"
Xiao Chen: "...Uh uh, I don't know, it's probably the guy who posted the post, he has no education, he made a typo."
Xiao Chen thought carelessly, there is no Pan An in this world.
The next time you use an idiom, you must pay attention, pay attention, and pay attention.
That's right, this post on the post bar was posted by Xiao Chen on the way back from Xu Fei's company on the online car-hailing account.
He posted dozens of similar posts on various websites and forums to confuse the public.
Now even if Jiang Chuxue has a mobile phone and goes online to find out the "truth", she still can't tell which post is real and which is fake.
Because of all kinds of bizarre "nonsensical fabrications", Xiao Chen used the trumpet to post them all over again.
The truth of the ancient poem he wrote in the nightclub is mixed with these false information, which has no credibility on the contrary.
Xiao Chen couldn't help but admire his wit, brother really is a bitch.
This kind of trumpeting, self-smearing and ruthless tactics used to confuse the public, can be imagined.
Fairy!
hey-hey……
After the red light, the sports car starts.
Xiao Chen opened another game forum, pretending to "discover the New World", laughed and said: "Haha, Chuxue, this post made me laugh so hard, it even said that I went to steal a battery car last night and was arrested by the police. In the police station, write down this ancient poem! He also said convincingly that he was an auxiliary policeman of the police station and handcuffed me personally..."
Jiang Chuxue drove the sports car steadily, and said with a smile: "Hehe, this kind of fishing post is a scam, just take a look."
Xiao Chen was relieved to see that Jiang Chuxue was gradually walking in the direction he wanted under his "indoctrination".
Lao Tzu is indeed a genius.
Can't help laughing: "Yes, but there is another saying on Weibo, which is quite outrageous. It has more than 100 million reposts, saying that I went to the Hongyan Huoshui nightclub to compete for the top card, and then I wrote this poem, and I was slapped in the face. A rich second generation surnamed Qin, hahaha! Are you telling the truth? He also said that he happened to pass by a nightclub and saw it with his own eyes!"
"Fake death." Jiang Chuxue concluded: "I usually block this kind of marketing account."
"Hahahahaha... That's right! Pull black, pull black!" Xiao Chen burst out laughing, the joy in his heart was beyond words.
It's not easy for Lao Tzu to "get it down" on Weibo this dog day!
In order to hide this real Weibo, he deduced countless times in his mind today before he came up with this trick.
Try it now, it really works.
True and false, false and true, it is difficult for gods to tell now, where did he write that poem last night.
……
Jiang Chuxue Villa.
Lin Mo called the people from the network company to connect the network cable.
A person is bored at home and turns on the computer, surfing the Internet and browsing the web.
Naturally, they saw the hot discussion about Xiao Chen's ancient poem last night.
Then she was curious and clicked on some forums.
However, many posts that were difficult to distinguish between true and false were mixed in, making her shake her head.
"This guy, where did he write the poem yesterday? Some online said it was in the Gulou, some said it was at the police station, some said it was in a nightclub, and some said it was in a casino... which one is true?"
Lin Mo was confused.
Then I was too lazy to read these, and went to browse other news information.
……
Xiao Chen knew this hurdle, he had passed it.
Although there are still loopholes, but has little impact.
a while.
Jiang Chuxue drove a sports car into the Jiang family's old house.
She and her elder brother both bought houses to live outside, and the old father lived in the old house alone.
Jiang's old house is a quadrangle courtyard, antique.
Xiao Chen was speechless when he saw it, it was hard to buy a modern courtyard house like this.
Any one would cost tens of millions, or even hundreds of millions.
The courtyard of the Jiang family is very large. There are gardens, lotus ponds, rockeries, and fountains inside. There are not hundreds of millions, so it is definitely not affordable.
"This old man of the Jiang family really knows how to enjoy himself!" Xiao Chen thought to himself.
He followed Jiang Chuxue and walked into the main hall of the courtyard.
As soon as he stepped here, Xiao Chen felt a little uncomfortable on the contrary.
This feeling is very weird, I can't explain it clearly.
In the main hall.
The old man of the Jiang family was sitting in a wheelchair. He looked over 60 years old, with gray hair, age spots on his face, and looked sick.
And Jiang Baige and Zhang Moli sat beside the old man, peeling oranges for the old man to eat.
After Jiang Chuxue brought Xiao Chen in, the old man turned his attention to Xiao Chen.
Xiao Chen also looked at Mr. Jiang.
He was suddenly a little puzzled. On the outside, the old man of the Jiang family looked like he was dying, but Xiao Chen felt that the life in the old man's body was still very strong.
At least, it's not as bad as it looks on the surface.
Is this what is going on?
"Dad." Jiang Chuxue called.
"Well, I'm back." Old Man Jiang nodded to Jiang Chuxue, then cast his eyes on Xiao Chen, and said, "Brother Xiao, you really are a good-looking talent."
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